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Hobbies and Hell
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What it does is reaches into your brainchemically and do Keech your happiest memory chemically and in flocks on thatemotion, eased it chemically, and then it keeps your happy happy, hello, hello, hello and thank you fortuning into the selling out show where you screw up life and our leisure. ForYour listening pleasure. I am one of your host David Chilson over here by myside, my partner in crime rock and a tank top because it is hot as Al. Hedouble hockey sticks, which you may actually talk more about later, theactual place, not the the weather, but it's Nakazene mate. How are you I'm good? An I'm in my glory the thesummer is here. It's not a lot of a lot of people hate it, but I live for theshit who, who are these people that hate it? Oh Man Joey my stepson, forexample, he a he would rather be winter all year. He loves the cold and thesnow, some fucked up shit. I mean kit, no more teachers, no more books. Youknow, you're outside you run around Kid's dream is summertime summer,vacation man. I agree, but I feel like a lot of this generation: Don't do asmuch running around outside if I'm gonna go by Joey he likes to play videogames and sit on his I pad, and he can do that in the AC. So this is true yeahyou should live in Arizona. I that's where he should live. He be in a ACheaven. You know dude, I know and but another just quickly, while we'rediscussing how I'm doing I need to mention this. I've I've been I've beeneating hot dogs with curry, paste on them, instead of ketchup or mustard oranything. Okay, your fancy yeah. So no it's my fancy. It's just! It's changedmy life. I know I was so tired of hot dogs, tired of ketchup and mustard, andI've been doing relish for a while. That's kind of I don't know, but dudecurry, curry, paste, Indian curry pace specifically not a nono tie, but justso you know sold is like the world upside down the kid hate summer. Youcannot rock with the hut dog standards any more now. Did you find this onlineor is this of your own creation? Necessity is the mother of invention. Ihad nothing and I and the things I had to put on him. I was so tired of that.I just said you know: let's, let's just throw whatever at it hope it sticks.Imagine if you had only marshmallow fluff in your cupboard. I need a top and for my weaner, what amI going to huge marsh metal fluff? You could start your own, only fans channelwith something like that. I'm sure I mentioned I believe on another episode.Where were talking about jail in prison? How in there people will combine a lotof weird foods, yeah had a roommate who would make like a peanut butter andmayonnaise sandwich yeah they use like peanut butter and squeeze cheese.Things like that and he'd be surprised. Some of them aren't as bad as you wouldthink, but but when you're out on the street, when you have more options, whowould do that? You know it's just you make do when you're in Vorse. Yes, eventhough I got to speak for all the listeners out there, I think when youjust brought up prison yeah talking about sticking the weener in the fluff. We were thinking something else andcreative recipes in. So I see you know what I mean: People people eat a wholeother kind of hot dog in there. You got that right. Yes, indeed, so, okay,that's Great Curry! Paste on hot dogs, Ye I'm about to go on my summervacation. All Right, I'm going away for a week to the beach, that's cool, awesome, Beach Bot! I got Yep get some sun on. It can't wait toyeah. I just oil up my saggy meat and just lay it out there on the particlesof sand which will hit crevices. They should never see they survive millionsof years. The elements everything else is getstuck in my crack, all the indignity of sand. I don't know it sounds good to me stilllike I said that sounds sounds great. I love the maceman yeah. You know I meanI'm it's one of those things he where New England is- or at least I used tobe so being close to the ocean- is like a birth right. So going to the ocean tome is like well, okay, whatever yea my ticket for family loves it a yeah, it'snot something! I need any more. You...
...know right, but that makes any sense Imean I like I like the ocean, just fine, I don't like swimming in the ocean. Youknow salty and crile up here up here, it's cold down the you know. Even inthe summer, it can be pretty cold up in New England, the beach, but I know downthere in Texas or where in Myrtle Beach, where I go every yearthat M that ocean water is pretty nice. I can just walk right in which I'm notused to it. We go up to like New Hampshire to Hampton Beach. Up hererepresent everyone New England is represent, but but my feet your feet actually ache,like your ankles will get sore as you walk in it's you get so cold. It's aweird phenomenon. It's this kind of aching in your bones from the cold this,as name I the temperature, this just this weird shit in there. I don't likegoing into any anything I mean. Imagine it's like that show was that show Ithink Joe Rogan hosted it or something fear. Fai Yeah fear factor is to me theocean is just the fear factor. I remember last year when we were onvacation, my kid wanted to go in the water we went in. I'm like up to myknee caps like who woo okay, we having fun waves, are slapping against ourballs. It hurts a really bad, but then I saw this fish swim by and it had all theseembellishments and like ruffled fins, and I was like no no get the fuck outout of here. I don't know what that thing is probably poisonous. It's goingto bite me yeah size of my fucking hand, probably do no damage to me whatsoever,but still I was like no way I don't know what's in here. I don't want anypart of it forget about it. Weer swim with wines your in Yeah, well you're inthe fishes you're in were a that too, but I'd rather swim in Hue and P P inthe pool. Yeah yeah, that's way better of an alternative. For me I'll tell youman, I live on a lake and I love it like it's still at this time, O year,it's the beginning of June, when we're recording this, and I am still justkind of getting in the lake for the year. It's been pretty cold, but mypoint is: I'm I'm in it. I love it and again Joe always pretty good aboutswimming in it, but a lot of people, especially like people. I keep sayingthis coming up generation, I'm totally the old man grumpy and get off my lawn get out of my lake nowget in the lake. The problem is they don't want to go in the lake therethey're like there might be things swiming around in it or whatever youknow it's it's I understand you can see the dirtiness of a lake a little moreeven than an ocean like the ocean, still looks kind of. I want to sayclean compared to a lake. You know it's yeah sure lakes are a little brown. Youlook at the water, it's a butlet. I explain something to you real, quickhere sure this is what's going on right, our generation and I'm going to be theold fogy funny daddy right now too, when we were children, it wasn't ascommonplace for people to have pools like it is. Now I mean if someone inyour neighborhood had a pool you're like Holati's fucking richy rich overhere, fucking scrooge mcduff with that pool.So you know we would just go to the old water and hole and jump in Woo. This isthe only water we got and we're going to stay cool and you know go down tothe public beach or whatever right same thing with we were talking aboutthe the AC. When I was a kid, we had one ace in my house and my mother hadto hang a fucking quilt to keep the cold in the living room. Yea The pointwhere we'd Sli, we all sleep in there and everything else, because we justdidn't have a C throughout the entire house. So now I mean come on, we got itall man. This is this. Is it we've hit the pinnacle of our existence whereeverything's, affordable and cheap? To a point? You know I mean not sayingeverybody has pools now, but I mean, as far as staying cool staying entertained.So things of that nature, so you know that's why they look at the lake andthey go has dirty. I'm set, I'm good, you know what I mean. We don't need outof that Shit. YEAH WELL USE US! I get it! You furthered my point. The they'respoiled these youngsters are fucking spoil. Well, I'm spoiled to yeah. ITrim my birthday is coming up right, it's going to be this week right andconfession time. Everybody welcome to the booth. I am going to be forty threeyears old. Now I have a nine year old, so he's eighthe's going to be nine and there are many activities that he wants topartake in that I have simply outgrown, and these are some of the same thingsthat we're talking about now, like camping right. He wants to go campingand I said well what the fuck I can go, rent a hotel room. I can go, read acabin. I don't want to go and set up a tent, an sleep on some rocks. I didthat I've done that. I paid my dues it's over, it's not fun. For me. Ianymore a jumping in the ocean going to...
...a lake, I'm like I can go to a fucking,yet again a nice little resort and they have a lovely pull and they serve medrinks right, I'm swimming. They come to me with my tie or fruity cock tailsure man. So why should I have to rough it? You know yeah, you like, I pay money,so I don't have to sleep on the ground somewhere s there's a reason why I do not live ina yard. Okay. There is a reason for this, and you know it was all fun whenI was a kid. I had good memories and everything, but now I think hismemories, a going to be just as fine as mine were without you know, worrying itas a fucking snake slithering under you, while you're catching some disease or abear might eat you, while you're pooping in a hole behind a mighty oakright. It's funny. You mentioned camping, Dave because yeah we areplanning a trip down to Tennessee in the fall while we've already planned it.It's already happening, and it's to this dog show I'll get into thatprobably a little later. But this is, we have a Doberman and we've beenshowing her and we are now going to the national competitions. You know whichsounds like a big deal like we, who you guys made it the Nahoas. Anybody cansay him. This is not. Okay, all right yeah! I was thinking like no who'sturned up good days. No, I mean I well, it is a little snooty. I suppose dogshows any of these shows, but I just mean it's not like. We achieved gettingto national status like you know, we made it through regional and this andthat it's just it's the National Doberman Club, so anyone can go downthere and show at this event, it's like okay, what you get you can find yourmembership card in the crack, a Jack box right, yeah, sure, man, okay, yeah,you don't even need to buy cracker Jack Urs go online sign up even better it'scheaper than cracker Dick box. I I don't know if that's true, becauseactually that's not true, he the money it costs to do a lot of this is it's. Idon't know it's considerable I'll, say that but yeah. My point of all this iswe're going down there and we're staying for about a week a little morethan a week. You would think you know stay at a Nice Hotel in Tennessee,especially a hot Tennessee. It's you know warmer than it is in New England,but now we're camping and we're not ten camping. I'm not going togo that far, but we carly wanted to just go in our pop up trailer thing. Ipop up a camper and I was like m: you know what I'd rather stay. They havethe option of staying like a little cabin, so we're actually going to stayin a cabin, but it's still still pretty rough. I don't know. I think they have like a fridge in there,which is not exactly you know, roughing it it'slamping a little bit, but but anyway, it's camping for a week, I'm like whydon't we just stay in a Damn Hotel? Yeah lies when you say cabin to is atough thing to gauge yeah, it's one of those things like yeah. Is it nice,like I'm thinking like maybe a ski resort, cabin or something or is itlike freaking Jason, for he's it's closer to that? Okay, yeah! When youthat that kind of entered my mind the moment, you said: Well, it's good afridge yeah. It's like. I think it's like a mini fridge. I don't I don'tknow if they come with like Mike Graves. That would be going pretty far. I don'tthink we're that lucky, but but there's nothing keeping us from bringing one. Ithink there's power is my point. Okay, so was this a doberman request tosustain these accommodations? Was this the dog's idea or yes, she's spoiled tothat she's, the new generation? She can't stand, not she. You know she hasto go without ac she's, a he ya yeah. Well I mean you didn't mention. Thesecompetitions can be a little bit expensive. This little cost cuttingthere by going out and roughing it. I suppose, because that is true. If thisis a national competition, I'm sure that area will be swarmed with a fellowdog enthusiasts. That's were waiting to see their pet pooches perform theirbest right. It's just like best in show the movie by Christopher guest anyone'sfamiliar but like that movie is not exaggerating too much it's funny, butit's I don't know. Truth is not that far off from fiction in this case, but yeah, but the you're right about itbeing cheaper man. The cabins are like a fraction of what it would be to astay in a hotel and it would have been even cheaper if we just brought thecamper to you know. If I can go to the motel six men, you know what I mean orsomething just whatever you do, do not invest in a black light. You know, you know comended all or haven yeah man,but it also has to do with what places will accept dogs, and you would thinkthat a dog would be for a dog show that a lot of these places would be likewell sure, come on in you know, bring your dogs, but a lot of those hotels,don't allow it. So the combination of all of these factors made it. So youknow we're staying in a fucking cabin a week, but see this grows a show. Yetyou could be a fucking lot. Lizard, rent a room with a one hand, you get ajar, a freaking fluff, in the other...
...hand, full of hut dogs an say, noproblem now you're bound to make a mess right, but the moment you got a dog, nothey're going to fucking piss everywhere, which is probably trueanyway. That's probably true like when you say dog showed me. The first thingthat came comes to my mind is shit. Mi, imagine all that dog shit everywhere.Oh my God, but these dogs are the snooty pampereddogs that are pretty good about it like a lot of them are. If you walk your dogto take a shit, you pick it up when you are in these people all kind of abideby that code. There's that unspoken, Doberman Code. You know how it is: YeahL, my neighbors must have been banned from the National Dog Society a longtime ago, because those freaking Cock Suckers- oh my God, it's a Sham Pieter,the worst, the words dropping bombs left and right- and you know the funnything. Is You yell at him? You go hey curb your pet motherfucker and theylook at you like you're, the asshole yeah I will at the fuck. You know dogsgot a shot. I like yeah fucking, get a grab a plastic bag, jerk yeah fucking.We into my car, I'm jumping over freaking the Jurassic Park, turds herethat your dog is left behind and that's what I mean pet owners. Sometimes man.I know you do the right thing sure, but some of them really peeve me off dudeI'll, tell you one thing we used to do horse shows, which we have a few horsesand Carley like to show them dude. It's so much nicer doing dog shows, though,because with the horse, it's like, you have to get a trailer for the thing,and you know travel with this giant beastthat could just break free. When you open the door and cause you know, deathand destruction plus you have to make sure it's all kind of wrapped up. Youwrap up its legs with these kind of fleece, wrappings and and all thisstuff to transport. Is it didn't cut up its legs before the show and you gottal, just all of that was just a lot to deal with every time you had a show,and that was expensive. Every horse gets its own trailer, yes, fall. Themain has gone insane only in theaters the horse yeah. I think I meant a differenttrailer, but I I know you, I jerk, I'm a big fat jerk face. That's what I dothe reason I brought up the horses is because it was a lot of shit at thoseshows those yeah. It's just piles of Horse Shit everywhere and yeah wereDOCTA. They don't even have like muscle control that right, just flump I do Iwas my son effect- is blop plump. I yeah, I think I think they're purposely doingit three assholes myself, but yeah yeah, but dude. The I will say about Kally ismy doorman and Calli is learning to use these methods of communication with us. Wegot er these buttons that you can stick them to the floor with this adhesive noyeah and you record a little message or whatever, and so you can recordanything, you git a little button and record and on the side, and then, whenyou touch the big top button, it's like playing a game show. You know it's agood button. It says whatever you have recorded, so we slowly taught Calli touse. She's got three of them. One of them says outside so she week she hitsthat one whenever she wants to take a shit in the yard. Really or go bark atwhatever runs by she's, you know, but the point is it's handy. She can tellus when she wants to go out. Then she's got the pay attention of me button,which is definitely you know she hits that oneprobably most, because she any time we do anything else, she's kind of spoiled,and she I telling you this generation, but butthen the third one is I'm hungry and it's over by our food and that one wekind of created a monster with that. You know you as you can imagine it'sjust like you know, because we're you know, we don't like to feed her toomuch. We want to starve her. You know we're cruel dog owners, so she hits it often and well. I didn't want to jumpall over your story here, because I tend to do that and I apologize inadvance and for the past, but there was a viral video. Have you seen this wherethe woman had the buttons for a dog and they were swears? Oh Man, and it waslike hey dog. How you feeling is, like you are an asshole theres, somethinglike that and of course again the billion clicks likes. You know. Peopleare pounding that share button, a lot lizzard, the motel six and I'm likeokay. Well, I don't believe it that was just whatever you know. I mean like astaged: The dogs not really communicating via buttons. I meanlisten nigh. How simple is that really? And how have we not thought of that?Before I mean in two thousand and twenty one, you would think we'd havesome kind of like neuro link to the dog...
...where it wears a head piece, maybe likedoc, Brown and fifty five, a big metal thing on his head, and it can talk toyou that way or something not like. Oh, I got this easy button from staplesyeah and just at I likes what it's hungry yeah, you know yeah or u. It works, and I will say thisbecause Joey made that same comment. It's like she's, not she's, not talking,though she's just in its hitting this button, and you do what it says. But ifyou think about it, that's what words are too. We know if I say this wordyou're going to understand that I mean this and that so I'm using it so thebuttons are a very simple form of it, but it's still, even though she doesn'tknow what the word is, that it says outside she doesn't know what the wordoutside means in English. But she knows that when she hits that button, shegoes out the door, and now she does when I say the word outside she'll,look over at the door run over the door like she. She knows the words. She maynot know English, so she knew Avalon yeah, but that's what words are anyway.That's what language is it's a way to convey what we mean. So in a way it isyes, she's, not cocoa. The guerilla doing sign language but she's she'slearning that how do he communicate with us in a different way? So it'skind of cool? Is there a horny button? Not yet yet she's she's only horny likea couple times a year, she's in heat a couple times a year, so okay yeah. Sheshows us in other ways. If I had one of those, if fucking you'd have to replacein the batteries like every fifteen minutes, they have a lot of Mornes Corny,exactly as atone by something eatht requires batteries to fulfill myneeds exactly. You know what I mean yeah if you're gonna be missingbatteries anyway, yeah exactly where I'll, just fecking rig up some some. I don't knowtin, foil to the batteries directly. To my nips, HMM, not say I'm into thatkind of thing. So don't don't! You know just assumethat it's not quite just because I said it: okay, you're not at all day ye allright, good, you're, safe, want to make sure murets is clear e. by the way doyou have the phone number to the burn ward, because I might have someproblems here with some sin hair around the area, as some crispy nips someChrisnia? Oh yeah, I mean not me a friend of mine, George George Glass.That's right! He's got crispy Nips so still Tennessee I've been in TennesseeNice people friendly people, so you'll have a good old dog show down there. Ihope your Doberman when's all the awards, whatever they may be, thebronze, the silver, the gold all of it and she can bring home the prize of thebiggest button of all the at my ass. I'm a champion button. Yeah she'll pushthat one at Nasim as well. You know, and that's a interesting thing is howactivities hobbies things that people do to entertain themselves. Now you aresomeone that I never would have figured despite being an animal lover, wouldimmerse yourself into a competitive way of exhibiting your pets. But thisis your girlfriend's passion right. This is what she loves to do, and henceby Association, something that you've absorbed, and I hope you also enjoy. Ido but it's kind of you're right, it's kind of like my girlfriend's avegetarian. So I guess I'm a vegetarian too. You know it's kind of like that.He is a dog shows, I'm in deductions to yeah. I E O togs you're right, so soyeah she's, not higher she's. Not I'm just saying it's like that. It's anexample, fule are what our girlfriends are in many ways. Yes, just like theysay the pet resembles the owner, or is it the other way around? The ownerresembles the pet? I don't know, but still yes, your significant othersimprint on you right. So there you are now, but you were talking about hobbies.Okay. Ah, yes and I have recently picked up a new hobby, which is a something I I don't know a man. It's aweird thing, because much like your scenario was something I never thoughtI'd be into, but lately I've taken up making natural and home made soap. Sosoap, yes! Well, it makes you clean yeah. So and it's all because I triedsome natural soaps and I got really into them, and you know, as things tend to go, youstart looking online and Oh, I could do this yeah. Look at that as pretty fancyschmancy. Let me try that too, and then, before you know it, you spend an arm ina leg. You fuck a bunch of shit up, but hey you hooked, they got you man and soI've been doing that. I'm going to do that later today, I'm gonna be makingsome more soaps and right now would be a good time to mention yeah, because Inever do this ever everever ever. I...
...always forget that we on the sellingout show have social media on Instar M twitter at selling out show and on facebook at selling out show one so make sure you go follow those, but I alsohave an instar account for a soap yeah. I do so everybody out there go followat Shultz, soap, which is my last name, S C H. U L T Z so, and I had to spellthat because everybody either spells it or pronounces it wrong, but my God man,this is you know here's the thing about the soap making deal the whole thewhole kick kaboodle. The soap makers, world yea, ate clutch song called thesoap soap make is a great song yeah. We are the soap makers, O keep turn andturn and everyone with each one and each one was all but yeah, so go. Listen to that AF you'redone listening to our our show here is that cooks right, cooks get creative,they make things and it's wonderful, but usually not all the time. There aresome healthy options over indulging. You can make it fat right, so you can get creative and putdesigns and different scents and all kinds of things into them and they'restill way better than the stuff you buy mass market or these big brands thathave like carcinogen and evil things in them. Yet they will never and don't recommend eating them. Makeyou gain weight instead. They'll make your skin feel soft and your beard,like in my case, feel lavish. Is Some Nice Moss growing on my face now,because I'm using these natural soaps, I fucking smell good. I look good,probably fucking, taste good. I don't know. I haven't liked myself and getover here in a fortnight, yeah, so yeah. So you know it's been one ofthose things where I've already experienced a collecting world right.I've been collecting comic since I was a little kid and it can be expensive,but I've kind of toned it down a little bit and I've replaced it with my newaddiction and has been quite costly. But I will say this: I do plan onselling some of my soap, probably the end of June excellent. Soeverybody who loves me likes me and just wants to. I don't know who gotsome of Nice shoulders? Okay, that too gets a nice soap, but I was thinkinglike a rudy moment. Yeah like you finally made something worth caringabout yeah, I'm a O and whatever so yeah lick out at Shalt soap- and I knowI want- I don't want to take up more time on the podcast talking about sobecause, if you're not interested in it you're going to hate me- and I don'twant that- I want to be L- we're interested in you we're interested inyou. We love you. We want to know what is going on in your life and yeah. Ifyou got a product man, I don't know, I trust you huh. I trust you this is this,isn't how you say contrived at all, I'm justyou know as a co host, I just mean as a friend I know you I know I can, if yousay it's good so because you're picky about things like that man, your yeah,so if you know, I think it's worth. I think your word is worth something soand of June. I'm definitely going to have to order some from man. I'm gladyou just said that, because, with all that confidence in me and mycraftsmanship, the price is sky rock into a hundred dollars a bar, excellent,I'm just I got to be a shareholder before it gets out it. He is public yeah. Exactly it's A. I was going tosay, IPO like it's a beer, you know it's whatever they do in the ring inthe bell and Wall Street, of myself shares and Sholl soap, and by a bit ofmy instar account, but no it's a lovely hobby and you meet some nice people inthis. Some very interesting here's. The thing, too, is it such acrowded space yeah. I always like in it when people ask me about it to truecrime. PODCAST ROM like this one popping up every minute. There's peoplemake in so appear selling. So up. There is a lot of competition. I don't don'tdon't think you're going to be all look at me. I made some soap. I'M gonna getfucking rich Doctor S A can kiss my grits, which they happen to be like thebiggest brand but of natural soaps. But no it's just a nice relaxing thing todo and I've always been a creative human being. I've drawn we've been inbands together sure, so they do in Podessin. Yes, wait. We do yeah, hardlyMoly Holy. This is news to me, but yeah. So, let's try to say it's just more ofthat side of my sinile to right man. It's another creative thing. You doit's another way for you to show your skills and at the same time you knowthere's that feeling of creating that always feels good. Whenever you createsomething, so I still play music. As you know, I show my I show my dober dog.Does. That count? Is that like no a thing? It's? No, what I'm doing youcan't do, because you can't rub your music on your balls and make themsparkly. You can't just like use. Your Doberman is a Lufah. Well, maybe theycould yeah, but my my products, you can...
...do all that you can do whatever youwant with it. Really it's yeah so take that man no soap, ladiesand gentlemen, Yep Sop, indeed so, Nay, what else we have on the docket to talkabout today. I remember I just brought a true crime right. I came a pronouncedtrue, true, true crime, pod CAS. Ladies and Gentlemen, on the night of NovemberFifteenth Jessica went missing. Ning, I'm not big into it. I know people lovelike date, line and stuff like that, but you've been watching some some ofthis real gritty, real life stuff. I have I mean I have for a while. I meanto an extent I feel like you can't get away from it. There's always forensicfiles and all those things have been around forever, but Yeah Yeah I've beengetting more into true crime podcast and watching a lot of interrogations offamous crimes. You know famous criminals on online, like likemurderers, for example, like you know, say you can watch the interrogation ofJeffrey Dam or or somebody like that. You know you can find a lot of thesethings online, which is interesting, but I've noticed that I have adifferent reaction than I think the intended reaction is for putting thesethings out. I mean I don't know if there is an intended reaction per se,but when I watch these videos I don't know it must just be my history ofhaving dealt with police like having a shady past. You know there yeah, butwhen I watch these videos I can't help but like looking at the cops as almostthe adversary and like putting myself yeah in the place of the person, beinterrogated because I've been interrogated- and I know you know itnot just- brings that big yeah, exactly ploys everything they do. It's likespeaking of those documentaries and stuff. I remember making a murderer washuge on net flix right, so many people were like Oh, this guy's gettingfucking bone by the police, man they're, leading him down a path because he'snot very intelligent and they're, forcing him to say things that aregoing to incriminate him that he shouldn't be saying. I think that'swhat you're trying to say here right these these guys are up to no good.Well, there is that I mean that's, definitely a factor, and there areshady things cops, do and yes that pisses me off more than anything andprobably gets me on the defensive, even watching those things and I've an I'vebeen around them. I know that they lie to you and they're, just basically aninterrogation. They always tell the the person. Look. If you talk to us, itmakes it so much easier for you. It's going to make it so much easier in thelong run, and it's like no, it's going to make it easier for the COP, like thepersons arrested, they're, not going anywhere. You know like or or they'rebeing questioned. It's like they're not going to help their cases. The bestthing you can do in that position for anyone is to ask for a lawyerimmediately. You don't have to answer any of their questions. You can justsay I want a lawyer and they have to stop talking to you. They have to stopthe interrogation or that's sometimes they'll keep tryingto get information out of you. But the point is they? Don't you can't get introuble for not answering saying I want to lawyer yea and can in trouble forsaying nothing right and actually they can get in trouble for keeping questionyou or using things. You said after, like if you ask for a lawyer, and theydon't give you one that can they can get in trouble for that after you'veasked? But my point is: I watch these things and I end up just like thinkingof Wow. If that guy had just said this as an answer to the COP. Instead ofthat they couldn't, you know and it's like they could have what you know.They could have still been out there killing people or they could still belike it's, not a good thing. I understand that, but I can't help it. Iwatch these things and I'm always like if a COP slips up, I'm always like Ha.You know it's fucked up man. I know it sounds bad and I know it is, but Ireally yeah, but you know I can't help it andI've. Just I don't know cops. I will say like I try not to be I'm not. I trynot to have prejudice in my life. I try to correct things. I'm not trying to bePEC here, but I've never been racist. I don't you know, I'm not I'm a phobicxenophobia, whatever I try not to hold beliefs that you know are tooprejudicial like that. But cops is always there always a group that I'vealways been a you on to this day. I just when someone says a cop likementions a cop Im automatically like that fucker. I can't help it. It iswhat it is man, I'm a law biding citizen to that now now, but I yea- Iwasn't in the past and I don't know I don't know- maybe it's a lot of antihero role models growing up, because I had a prejudice against the coup beforeI even got in trouble with cops. Really I don't know what it is, but you willlistening to Nwa that was Osibbut Nat.
Can I just get some clarification onthis? Please cigalet me ask you so hypothetically yeah you're, watchingonline or on TV, an interrogation of like a cannibal right, some guys,probably consumed human beings as mats and his baseman for Exales kidnapped,assaulted, killed and eaten these people, and so you're watching thishe's starting to say something and like the annoying woman at the movie theaterwho's like don't open that door you're like don't don't fucking, say that? Ohthat's you, as can that yeah exactly that's your ass there. You go you'regoing up to fucking river. Now I'm on the fuck of dummy yeah. You know I meanthat's you yeah and you're, watching this pretty much. I can't I can'tdefend it. I just can only observe it and talking about it. It's kind of Ifind it amusing, but at the same time I just can't help it and if you had hadyour way or your input heard by this person, they would still be out there consuming my flesh as their hobbyrights. You know they weren't into dog shows you're making soap they just liketo eat your liver right. They may have been into dock, shows, making soap andeating liver to be clear, but oh yeah, the yeah multi tasking. Yes, yeah aremulti faceted, multis murderers tonight, on whatever crime show criminalcriminals AECUS. That's what I an expert at naming television program, criminals, criminals, yeah, justfucking: it's like girls, gun wild or something criminals, criminals,criminal. We get it all, one thousand nine hundred and ninety five. You cansee all these interrogations with nate butting in like mystery, science,theater, three thousand yes yeah. You just sit in up shouldn't, have saidthat, oh no, I love it. I'd watch that that guy just coughed up a finger onthe fucking table. Oh No! So that's your. was you a Cannibal, a yeah? I know. Oh, my God are youbastard? I O bastard. I will say you know. I acknowledge that it's not thehealthiest of behaviors, but it's just just. I just thought it was funny and maybe somebody out there can really.But I don't it's who you is man. You know this. What's going on and kind ofexpand on that even further coming up next we're going to do a little natenotes, piece by you, because after all your name is nate and it's called NACEnote. So I guess it only makes sense, but first I'm going to talk kind aboutthese awesome podcast partners that we have, but we come back, nate you're,going to freaking spit it brother. This is the point of the program whereI like to think our partners. Yes, indeed, lemon squeezy. These are greatproducts and companies and you should be checking them out now. We make iteven easier because we get some coupon codes. That's right! Hash Tag, deals,deals it's like stealing nate. It really is it's like running out of thestore with Free Shit. Wow call the cops, call the POPO first step. We haveAlpine Hampo, the C B D Revolution has arrived. Now you can be suffering froma wide range of elements or maybe need some better sleep, just some better techniques to relax.Well guess what C B D is there to help? An Alpine hemp has great prices onthese products. So don't wait visit Alpine Hampo. We also have northlandvapor com, vate juice, baby. I love to vap. I am a former smoker and I sayformer because vapincum my life, it made me feel better. Healthier andNorthern Vapor helped me get there. All of the liquids are Dyke Tone andartificial, sweeten or free. You may be asking yourself Dave why the hell isthat important, because guess what big tobacco ain't telling you what's intheir products but northland they care now, both these sites, you can visitthem and use coupon code selling out nineteen to save nineteen percent ofyour entire order. Hence what I was saying earlier about running out of thestore with that big old discount. Now, last but not least, we have spunk Loob,Oh nate, the SMUNKO. We talk about it every episode, but what else is thereto say? HMM, you can't go for the ride. If you can'tget inside, I think we came up with a new catch bridge for them, and he yougo put that on a thirt baby. I put that on a shirt. They should do thatimmediately and send you a royalty check, but yeah spunk Lub is used byprofessionals in the adult film industry, and now you can have itdelivered discreetly to your home check them out at spunk Lubo today, and youcan thank me later now. What do you say? We hop into some nates notes.
I I was listening to a song by the BandGhost one day and my girlfriend Carley had an observation. She mentioned that she likes theirmusic but wishes. The subject matter wasn't all about Satan and antiChristian messaging. It's not that it offended her. She and I are bothatheists. She couldn't care less if a band insults Christianity, in fact,Carley pointed out. It's the fact that she's not keen on Christianity thatmakes her less thrilled about ghosts, Kitchi, retro, Satanic, Motif. If religion is silly in listening toChristian Rock, is lame. Then why is singing about the devil, a Christiancharacter? Still Cool? Now you can say that the devil is more than just aChristian character. Most religions have some Supreme Evil, bad guy, Lordof the underworld or whatever, but the devil, as typically referenced inModern Music is certainly the Anti Christ. Just look at the upside owncrosses and pentagrams proudly adorning any self respecting black metal bandsalbum covers there aren't a ton of bands singingabout Pluto or Hades, I'm sure they exist, but they're kind of theexception so yeah. Why do I find this one aspectof Christianity? Less, I don't know embarrassing than the rest. Well, I suppose it's a combination ofthings. Firstly, that kind of imagery is just aesthetically cool to some ofus if you're the type, who already wears a lot of black, who enjoys Harrmovies and the like, you're half way there already flames and demons andpitchforks or whatever, are compelling creepy visuals to a certain kind ofperson. To be honest, when I got into the wholeScandinavian black metal scene, it was the creepy videos and band photos thatfirst drew me in again. I don't feel compelled to startworshipping Satan, whatever that actually looks like, I think, that's just as silly as going toBible study both seem like equal wastes of time and energy, but damn it. When Ifirst discovered black metal bands like emperor and Gorgora, there was avisceral reaction. Something in me got a little excited. It still somehow feltnaughty, even though I don't subscribe to the belief system. Another potentially appealing factorassociated with Satanism and music is the classic trope of the rebel. Thename Satan originally just meant the adversary. It kind of represents thataxt urge to buck the system to challenge norms and conventions. As a teenager, I remember shop. Liftinga copy of the Devil's note book by Anton Leve, founder of the Church ofSatan, it was kind of a collection of essays meant to further some points hetouched upon in his previous work, the Satanic Bible. I couldn't find theSatanic Bible at this particular Boston book store, or I probably would havegrabbed that, but as it turns out, the Devil's notebook was a pretty quick andeasy read, as opposed to its much worthier predecessor, which I havesince read, especially to a kid in his early teens who wears a lot of black.In fact, I recently thumbed through that old stolen book and I could barelyget through even the first page. It sounds like an angry teenager wrote it Levey's. Satanism is more of aphilosophy than a religion, it's kind of libertarian, actually all about selfreliance and individuality, but it comes across as petty. In retrospect itpreaches revenge over forgiveness and it uses the concept of Satan as more ofa shock tactic than anything. The leves Church of Satan has almost nothing todo with Christianity other than specifically rebelling against it as aninstitution. It all seems a bit childish and Campe in retrospect, as ayoung person. In the mid S, however, it seemed much more profound. We were inthe tail end of the satanic panic when bands were accused of back masking,subliminal messages on their RECORDSA.
Judas priest in ozy Osborne had beentaken a court over these ridiculous accusations that if you played theirrecords backwards on a turn table, you could almost make out a sentence thatsounded somehow sinister all warped and distorted. Of course, those court casesfell apart, but there were other crazy cases like the West Memphis three inArkansas, where basically three kids got pinned with murder charges, becausethey were black bands, t shirts and had long hair. I mean that's a slight oversimplification, but check out the paradise lost documentary films for afrustrating deeper. Look into that debacle anyway. My point is that at thetime you could barely watch the news without some mention of suspectedsatanic, ritual abuse or evidence of occult activity which often added up toa couple pentagrams and a six six six spray painted on a rock in the woods. It was a time when that sort of thingstruck a nerve in society, and while it took some years before, I realizedcompletely that I didn't believe in God the appearance of Levey's writings inthe lyrics of industrial bands, like my life with the thrill, kill, Colt, theElectric Hellfire club and even nine inch nails, help me to start to atleast question the hold that the churches had on everyone'ssensibilities, and so while I ultimately realized that all of it Godand the devil are almost childishly simplistic explanations for the chaosand beauty of earthly existence. I must say only one side of that coin. urgedme to think for myself to actually look objectively at things and make my ownmind up the rebellious left hand path. So I have to at least sort of respectthat and while of course, there are great messages and lessons to be hadfrom Christianity proper from any religion. Really, I just can't bringmyself to listen to Christian music. I guess I just tend to listen to thedevil. On my shoulder more than the little angel get the Gun, get the gun, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot,shoot. Ozzy ozone is the devil, yeah man. You know you get a point there you gotwell, you got more than just one, you get a whole bunch of them, two of whichare growing out of your forehead right yeah. But no, I mean just like this deeprooted. Psychological is all embedded in you right how certain something isevil, yea, imagery and whatever, and then inessence, you know, it's really just anythingthat that's wrong or should be wrong is satanic, that's a devil making! You dohis deeds right right. Well, that's the point of view. That's that seems to bethe the pervasive scapegoat that e e. You know Christiancose, I mean you're down in the south. You have a lot of religion around you.You know you're in Texas, and I just I don't know. I guess to me. It seems like a lot of theworld is cover. Our country anyway, is kind of moving away from that. I alsolive in Massachusetts and I know how huge down South the Christian votinglock is and an EVANGELIC ISM or whatever you call it an event: Theinvalid yeah, the envelope yeah the end envelope of good. No, I mean I'll, tellyou one thing right now something I think that needs to be done immediatelyand I don't care what you believe in or what your worship or any of that stuff,but the separation of religion in politics of this to fucking goChristiaan in determining what laws are made and what rights you do and do nothave has to fucking go, and we say separation of church and state andthat's the biggest bull shit fucking lie that we keep telling ourselves. No. No. It's like this whole right wingthing. Okay, is all we've got TA. We got to keep our faith in God. God blessAmerica, God do this! God do that Yeah God's only service to you is when youthink you're doing the right thing to benefit yourself, and then you fucking,throw God behind it to make other people rationalize it and agree withyou sure you know what I mean. It's just utter fucking nonsense. So I thinkthat yeah that this fucking I'm getting hot, can you tell geance we're burning,we're burning, ourburning, tortured by...
God right now, we're burning up baby,but no seriously like no, it's just it's one of those things where in I don't know man like you said I'm inthe south and yeah it's just so many churches is insane and yeah. I see theother side of the coin, things that I don't believe in and I'm really linkingpolitics with religion here, obviously, and so pretty where I live nowadays,yeah and yeah, I jit's just too much for a sensible human being to handleyeah D D. I was saying one day that, if you're a politician- and you arelegislating because of you're, considering like the opinion of God oryou know what I mean like you're, trying to avoid God's wrath or some ofthe like I've heard that kind of rhetoric on the on the right, no you'redoing your job wrong, desay like if that's how you're legislating. That's,not what it's supposed to be man, even the term in God, we trust being likeour national motto or whatever. That's that's. That seems to go against thatbecause I know it doesn't specific Thay say you know in Jesus. We trust sothat's kind of like their defense they're like well, it's notChristianity, it's in God, but it's like, but not everyone is religious.Like I said, I'm an atheist like there's a lot of people that don'ttrust in God so and we are citizens too. So if you can't, I don't want to mymotto to be in God. We trust like that's, it doesn't represent all of usand you can't you just pick one something about freedom or symtems as amotto. You know what I mean like this, that I involve God. What does it haveto do with our country? One of the issues is, it has nothing to do withGod whatsoever. It has to do with the people that keep pushing. It are themost corrupt, fucking sons bitches on the face of the earth. That's were thenuttiest loonies fucking people ever, but yet again it's a shield yeah, it'sa defense. It's like well, okay, yeah! I just fucking pocketed fucking threemillion dollars in my campaign, coffer from fizer or I took money from this lobbyist andthat lobbyist and they're fucking making me make these laws. I have nocontrol over them, I'm in their pocket, but you know what I am down with God. You see becausedown here. This is what God would want. This is. This is only the pure rightthing to do and you, like you, the crazy thing is people believe it and,like I said it's just you just name God or spouting off about God and Ere'slike Oh this guy, this guy he's all right. It's like the whole trump thing,and we brought it up on this very show before when they asked him to sit hisfavorite verse from the Bible and He fucking couldn't fucking get out of hisown way. Someone over his own two feet going: Oh, no, it's private, that'sprivate, a yeah o personal! You like! No, you just don't know it. You don'tknow the book, but you like to hold up the book for photo wops you like doingthis and that because you know what appeals to a certain amount of peopleand they will think the moment that they see that photo of you ye that youare aligned with their same belief system exactly. This is a terriblefucking, a man into it's awful yeah, yeah and yeah. I don't know, I don'tknow it's your piece. You can talk further. Now a not as per I don't liketo label myself as anything. I just try to fucking live day by day here right,but even if I see someone dressed up like death, metal style and they're allfucking, you had to get interest in black. I don't go all of that. Satan ispiece of Shit, no man, that's! What's destroying the fabric of life of goodworking families, hard working people. No, I think I have fucking Katy's goingthrough a phase. I will say this most of the people that are claim to be satanist or you knowwhatever. It is they're not like nobody. If you believe in that sort of thing,you're, not siding with the side of evil and shit like usually it's you'reclaiming to be a saying, is, like I said, like a lava thing, it's a shock.You know it's a it's a reaction to Christianity. You don't really believe,I'm I'm worshipping this devil. You Know Spirit thing like for the mostpart I will say like in Modern Sikeness. There are, I think, a lot of them arejust trying to yank the chain of Christians. Why doing that like? Ithink if you ask them they're more akin to an atheist than an actual satanist,but I have I almost included it in my piecebut I'll just briefly touch upon it. There are some that of course, do dothe more like you know how you say: Esoteric a cult sort ofsatanist sake that that do take it seriously and a lot of thosescandinavian black metal bands. Of course, we've touched on on otherepisodes like burned churches down and even some of them committed murders,and there was this one band called dissection and they kind of were a preblack metal dand. They kind of inspired the sound that became black metal,including the satanist imagery, and all this, but the singer. He laughed atLavea satanism because he said that's...
...just the like. I just said basically,but he was like, I believe in this real. You know grip. He read this grim war.This book, he belongs to a group called theMISANTHROPIC Luciferian Order, the M L O and they were you, know realworshipers. They did rituals all this sort of stuff in, but he went to jailfor a murder and then I guess he was an accessory to murder, which I don'tagain it's one of the things. I don't support him for that, because theperson he killed. I don't think he killed him out of it. It might havebeen satanic in nature, the ritual killing if it were, but he targetedlike a gay man from Algeria, which isobviously just ship bags come back. You know it's not like he murdered somebodyin self defense or something he he targeted. You know a minority figure sothat he's a piece of shit, but the weird thing. The reason I bringhim up is because he ended up after he got out of jail for that. He startedthe band back up and you know released whatever anotheralbum or two, but then he killed himself in this weird sort ofritualistic fashion in O sex. He he was sitting in like a Pentagram withcandles around him and had this book in front of him, but he left some kind ofnote some writings. That said you know you don't commit suicide from sadnessor depression. That's weak! Again! It's this weak, strong self image, Ian Sanis,but he's like you do it like death, should be the the orgasm of life likethe climax, and so you do it at the peak of this and that. But it was allthis like he killed himself and like committed some kind of a murder, as youknow, a result of his beliefs. So I will say that something like that ismore mental illness than like. You know. I know yeah you're right. I agree withyou because if I was in the mall- and I saw like some dude who looked straightup, satins he's got like fucking goats, on his shirt and whatever, and then Ijust assume he's when he goes home. He's like me got Yo pizza rolls right.I want to play some Nintendo switch. Do My homework later. You know what I mean.It's like that show Silicon Valley. I don't knowif you ever saw it. Okay, they had that character. I think his name wasguilfoyle and they went to a satanic baptism and when they're showing it, itlooks all fucking, gruesome and shit like yeah, naked people and and masks.But then, once it's finished, it's like okay. Well, if you need to validateyour parking over here and then we're going to go for a nice little buffetacross the street and have some chicken- and it's almost like you would see oryou'd assume would happen with a church group, a normal, a bunch of blue hairedgrannies who, like the fucking, knit or whatever so that's kind of, like myassumption of what it really would be like, not yeah, I've killed, I'm goingto kill myself. This is a pinnacle of my existence, opened the four TEX orGesu right. You know, like you, said that few and far between compared toprobably just getting a rise out of society, which we all did. We allwanted to do. That's why I said earlier. It was almost like a phase. You knowwhatever it's like when I was a kid. I died, my hair, pink or something it'slike. I want people to notice me. I want to be different and I want to beunique. Yeha, not the fucking piece of the mold of everybody else, moonmanworking around nine to five. Of course. That's what you become so right. Youcan talk about the days you have pink hair and how cool and individually youwere and how much it really didn't matter. But I digress so yeah. I don'tknow man, I'm Gon keep saying that over and over again for some reason when itcomes to this kind of stuff, I keep doing that like kind of what kind of hedging kind oflike yeah no not like not like, I don't have anopinion on it. It's just so. I feel like maybe I over opinionate, to thepoint where I think I'm rambling on this whole subject, because I'm one ofthose people now I don't think anything's right or wrong, because Isee the evil in things that are supposed to be good. I see thecorruption in so many. You know Ritin suppose and ideas and everything elsethat are sold to you, especially in your youth that are going to be thesepure and wonderful things that will help guide you in shape you into a goodhuman being. It is all bullshit, so yeah, you know hey, but that's why theyeah? That's. Why I'm saying what I'm saying it's about, like the simplisticnature of those concepts of good and Evil God? And it's like it's, we Ithought had evolved to the point where we can kind of see that everything isshades of gray and, like you know, there's that's why I don't believe inin a objective set of moralities like goodand evil, that person is just evil or this person is just good, and maybethat ties into my watching of those fucking interrogations that I mentionedearlier, but I don't know, I'm justsaying, I'm not saying that. Isupport those people, those criminals...
...that I watch. I'm just saying you knowthere are some cases where it's like somebody commits some kind of a crime,but again it's one day of their life. They did that or one period of theirlife like there are people that completely change while they're inprison. It's like you can't just write a person off and that's why a lot ofthese these prison systems in other countries, they don't lock people upfor the rest of their life. There's you commit murder, you might go away forfifteen years, but then you get out and the whole time you're in there they'retrying to fix you they're, trying to make you better. So when you come outagain you're, no, they don't just write you off and pay for you to be holed upin this place, all your life and yeah, and that seems weird to us as Americans,because our system is very for being such an advanced society. Our prisonsystem is very draconian and like old, like Old Testament, you know likepunishment and is in that it's not about correction. It's about punishment,and I don't know I mean yes, some people need to be locked away becausethey're not safe to be out like people aren't safe with them out, but Iunderstand that. But for the most part you know you can't just we have thishabit of just writing people off as evil, because they did something andagain blaming on the devil or this or that- and I don't know I just but tobring it back to my piece. I still think the imagery of a fucking pendageis kind of net and like- and I think it's kind of spooky- I think it kind ofcreepy. You know and what I want right now is you're talking about what is hisname, the singer, who killed himself. The e I didn't mention. Actually hisname is John Nod: Vite, okay, not bite. I want the directors cut of this murdersuicide in your narration over it, the Snyder cut. If you will-and you can comment on what he should and shouldn't have done on this wholeprocess, but sure- and now I also want to loop back to your piece real quickhere, because I thought it was very interesting that you stole a book aboutSatanism. I mean t at that's, I mean that's on brand yeah, but then to you,wouldn't name the store that you stole it from you said: Oh, it's a Boston or was ityou say, Boston or New England book COS, Okay, Boston, so I think most peopleknow what place it was already. I don't even know if they're still in business,no, that there was a little one. It was kind of a little star. Wasn't likeborders or one of the you know it was like a I'll be honest. I think thestatue limitations is up. So I think again him is like the Trinity BookStore or something like that, but I thought you're going to say nubes thenewberry com, his nope. This was like an actual book. It wasn't like you know.Never con has some books but they're more like this was like in thephilosophy section with books on Hinduism, and you know all that. I justthinking reading all that Shit. Oh Yeah, don't you don't misregard me yeah like when I was stealing books, man? Iwas fucking going top shelf. I didn't I yeah exactly Hey jees Louis HolyMacaroni, yeah! Well good for you good for you, buddy stealing the Antoo, I'msure it happens. I wonder if we could find out like a statistic on the moststolen books. I'm sure his name and is the author isprobably up there rob you know like with the anarchist cook book orsomething or steal this book by Hoffman. It wasn't a happy hoss. You read itbill this bout, yeah yeah it could have been yeah yeah I mean it was. You know,implied in the title why they hell? Not, ah you know, go for it. So you know itit's intriguing stuff. I mean, I think, if you were to like go out in thestreet, with a microphone and just kind of like pull people and how they feelabout imagery and the devil and religion and everything you're justgoing to get complete fucking poperie different answers. I think a lot ofpeople to be like I don't care, but yet again, you're going to get to certainfolks who are really hard core on the Oh. If I saw someone dressed up likethat, like they were the fucking basis to slayer they're evil they they shouldbe fucking, put away they're going to commit a crime like if they walk intobasking Robins, I'm walking right the fuck out. You can keep you thirty oneflavors, because you got fucking want to Satansoldiers walking in there. You know what I mean yea, and then you getpeople like us yeah who just talk about it on the Internet, right yeah, allright, Nat, well, wonderful, peace! Thank you per huge thanks for per thehuge, but I think we got to hit the road because I am in month long beard trim. I like to callit: You know what that is. No, that's when you, because you know I'm a beard.Guy M. I wish you went back to the beer. You always rocked a good beard. I don'tknow what you got rid of it, trying to be all clean, cut and shit, but it's when you trim your beard, butthen throughout like the course of a month every day you wake up. U Or youjust took a short, and you see like...
...that, one rogue hair. Yes, so you gosnip and then the next day there's a new one.You like what the fuck I thought. I thought these were all even Stephen.What's going on here, snip, it just keeps going so I've been doing thatlike every day now for roughly thirty days so come my vacation. When I getthose photos, I say look at that. Look at that fucking that man, man, okayright there, that things fucking round. I think symmetric, spent a lot of time. Keeping that thingup. Yeah I spend more to than if I yeah that's the thing I always say you know.If I didn't shake because I do I shave my head, so I got you know smooth as ababy's behind m and then I trim my beard. It's a lot more work than if Ichose a different style M so for everybody who thinks him some kind oflazy, smuck he's taking the easy way out, fuck you you're wrong, you're init, so there but yeah. So enough about that. I always like to end the show with thebang now that that was a complete banger right there. It was like I couldof live the rest of my life without knowing that you're doing that everyfucking day. Well, are you saying you said we got to get going because I'vebeen doing this beer dream? Is that mean you have to go? Do some more of itis? I might I might because I'm going to walk by the Mirror right now and I'msure is hell going to find hell going to find. You know that that roguewhisker you know winding in the wrong direction,is going to irritate me until I take care of it. So yes, so nate do youhave anything you'd like to tell the people of the world who took the timeout of their day to listen to our humble little program? No just stay away from the Devil: Okay, O your life and keeping out of yourkids life. Please please think I won't. I Save Them, save them all! Oh you knowwhat before I go, that Yu use reminding me of something I want to talk aboutreal, quick, so hold on people. I know you're about to hit. Stop, don't dothat the other day, my kids in virtual school and they had story time and itwas a story about the security guard in a school during a shooting, and I W S I W S is about a lockdoor,and I was very disturbed by the T. is these are the kind of stories we tellkids now because it has to educate them on what to do should that situationarise. Now that we're going post, Ovid, we're probably going to see more ofthese tragic events happen to the point where they've actually made story booksabout them for young kids, wow man yeah all right, isn't that something? Thatis something I mean to bring that up earlier to. But I don't know you don'tmean my last minute: Yeah bringing everyone down laughing yeah, that'ssorry, people and but the bang get it yeah, yeah, okay, Don rickles, so yeah it'sjust! I don't know it's terrible, it's terrible stuff! So yeah I didn't know,and someone had to write it. Some one made money off of it and some schoolhad to adopt it and say this is what we want part of. It is part of ourcurriculum. That's grim! So well I mean a little little red riding hope waskind of grim too right yeah! No, definitely I mean it's probably youknow it's relatable. Unfortunately, I guess I read there were ten massshootings this past week end when we are recording this, but in the countrywhich is crazy, but anyway yeah. That's a that's Hooteth. The new campaign is amask off blast off eath's. What here now I'm fucking Don rickles roast me,I'm roasting, but what I was trying to say before that fucking crept into myhead, because I want to give virtual hugs legitimately seriously to all sewa.Yes, thank you. I am a pro I'm really good at this. I swear to all the peoplewho've taken the time to listen to the show. I do thank you and I do love youan me an a or total peace pacifist, that's Hippie, dippy, sons of bitches.Of course we joke we jest, but in the end we only want the best. So I am Davethat is mate, and this has been the selling out show o.
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