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Episode 58 · 1 year ago

Ep.#58 Never★Ending★Story

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Big news! We've given birth to a brand new baby and named it MOON CHILD! Ok, that's not true BUT we've added frequent collaborator Toby Schofield as a new co-host on our humble little program. How did we initiate him to the mayhem and merriment we provide on the world wide web? Well, Dave trashes the beloved 80's film The NeverEnding Story, which leads us into quite a conversation about childhood films. We also pack this episode with a plethora of topics, including but not limited to: Aerosmith sucks, Alanis Morissette hooking up with Uncle Jesse, Slaggin' off, rappers ruining horror franchises, hot dogs on the beach, Critters, vocabulary lessons, the Fantastic Four, cowboy sex kinks, and if that wasn't enough, Nate's Notes focuses on live acts getting creative in a Covid-19 world. Pack your bags folks and prepare for a joy ride specifically designed for that clump of gray matter rattling around in that noggin on your neck.

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Jade head, I'm gonna grab my balls and rub my fingers in your face just the same. said one of the sucky periods of Arrowsmith. have been quite a few of them now. Yeah, welcome to those selling out show your felimble. What it does is reaches into a brain chemically and no, cat your happiest memory chemically and then blocks on to that emotion and releases it chemically, and then it keeps your happy, happy. Hello, hello, hello, and thank you for tuning in to the selling out show. I am one of your host David shows, and over here by my side is my partner in crime, nate Corzinski, and our pal and frequent contributor to the show, Toby Scofield. Gentlemen, you were with me today, not physically, but you know I really like the reaching and grabby and touchy and stuff like that. But I can't. But I don't want to keep talking about that anymore because it's going to sound gross. So why don't you guys say hello to the listening audience? I think that was faulty planning because you didn't ask each one of us. We could have both jumped in, but toby's a polite guy. Apparently and let me jump in because I'm doing fine, but it is really nice to be here with both of you. This is a unique experience. It doesn't happen often and actually this is the first time toby and I are meeting. I've listened to his work and I've appreciate it and enjoyed it and I respect he's helped me out when I haven't been available on the show. He's filled in and I respect that and I appreciate that. But I'm doing great. And Toby, how are you? And thank you for not jumping in and making it a big class. But well, I'm doing good. But this, this finally solves that we're not the same person, that we're not just not nate doing a toby voice, or you not toby doing it, or yeah, whatever. It's confusing, but yeah, we're not. We're not Batman, I'm Bruce Wayne. We are two separate people. Yeah, yeah, even though I look like you, but with glasses or do you work? Yes, okay, then you look like me with glasses. There you go. Yeah, so maybe we are the same person. We just doing a weird trick. We could be overlaying tracks. Anyway. It's right, that's right. Wow, mind fuckery to start the show. Oh, you know, Ho Ho, now, I you know. I to let people in on how the sausage is made. Yeah, here on the selling out show, program podcast, Internet Radio, whatever the Hell you want to call it. Hmm, I am so fucking tired right now. I have been up for an insane amount of time, like it's not right. Yeah, I need like sleep desperately. Yeah, he sounds all right. There with me. I know you're not drunk. They do why you sound? You sound a little inebriated. I know you're not. That's the thing. I know you don't really do that. So it's like I was concerned, but obviously you've just been up too long. Yeah, that's why my intro for you guys was all scatter shot and all over the place, because I don't know what I'm doing. I really don't know where I am. That's all right. This is the Dave we get tonight, folks. That's all right, I'm happy with it. I love this Dave. I haven't seen this dave in a long time. We used to get fucked up again, I'll walk. This is this is as close as you're going to get to like a fucked up. Dave, right exactly. It's like that. I smoked a fat j before we started, so I'm with them. Okay, that's really so. I'm over tired. Really, how the sausage is me? You're baked. I'm super tired. toldy. What's your excuse? I don't know, but the first thing that came to mind is I'm fat. I don't like, I'm just yeah, maybe that's it. That's it. You're like, I'm just out of shame. But anyway, you know what, I promise everybody out there, this is going to be a great show because we're three cool cats and when to talk about stuff that cool cats do. And the first thing on the docket, gentleman, that I want to discuss with you, is something that I talked about, seems like quite frequently here, and that's nostalgia. Oh Yeah, now, nostalgia is a funny thing, right, because time just makes everything seem wonderful and fantastic, but in reality, when you wipe off that dust, those cobwebs, and you revisit some of these things that you think or believe were once wonderful and their cherish and are a cherish piece of your memory, and just find out. They're absolute fucking bullshit. W and that just...

...happened to me by watching the never ending story with my eight year old. Okay, you sound jaded, Dave. This movie just fucked you up. First I'm drunk, now I'm Jaden. Make up your fucking mind, table, they're not mutually exclusive. You've been do you remember that Aerosmith Song? It was so bad. Oh, Jaden, jaded, I'm gonna grab my balls and rub my fingers in your face just the same. God, one of the sucky periods of Aerosmith. have been quite a few of them now. Yeah, they should have done the soundtrack for the never ending story, because, guys, this movie fucking blue. have either of you watched it recently or do you have any fond memories of that? I'm about to take it. I've got such good memories of the first one. I know the second and the third one were awful. I remember the talking sequels as a kid, thinking that the second and third were bad, but the first I just had. I don't I haven't seen it in years, but I just remember it being awesome and foul core being awesome and just awesome. Yeah, yeah, it just the awesome. Being a really cool. But yeah, you're I feel like you're about to shit in my serial or something, and I don't like this. Well, can I I say like I I know I've seen it since I was a kid. I know I've seen it within the last like ten, fifteen years. I remember maybe not thinking it was as amazing as when I was a kid, but I didn't hold any particular ill will towards it. I remember still enjoying it. But yeah, the second one was like Jonathan Brandis, who creepy and dark killed himself. I don't know if anyone remembers that. He was like, you know, child star that actually killed himself. But anyway, so to bring things down, but he was in the shitty second one, I believe, and I didn't even realize I was the third one. But anyway, Dave, yeah, what do you what do you mean? You Watch it recently and you you fell out of love with it. Well, I wasn't necessarily in love with it to begin with, but I still thought it was going to be a fun flick and I remember it being a, you know, fun little adventure and what have you. But as an adult, okay, let me put this pin in the story for a second. Will come back to that in a few moments, or maybe two weeks, who knows? But you know, talking about toby. Just brought up foul core, right. It's giant animatronic, which must have been quite a feat, yeah, to the manufacture back in the day. Don't get me wrong, I could admire that big flying dog, but I mean was supposed to be like lucky flies without wings. Yeah, I look, dragon, no fucking wings. And then in every scene he's in his legs. Don't move there, still in that. was that position like if a cat was laying in his bad supunch position or whatever? Yeah, well, you just say a super supine, because I'm cult like that word. No idea. Don't supine. Yes, but yeah, you get my drift. It's like fucking I might. Come on, guys, you had enough money in the budget. You couldn't like give him legs actually moved. I mean, if you think about that, in the real world in two thousand and twenty you could go out with a fucking iphone run on a beach with a Goddamn hot dog in your hand. I stay because falcore was always stationary. The only thing that really moved his mouth, and which is freaky anyway, and you could run and it is be like Whoo, the never ending story, and that hut dog would be just, as you know, base animated, interesting animated. Thank you. I was gonna yeah, I'm searching for the words here. So Pine. But yeah, man just fucking suck moves with luck. He's a luck dragon. Dude doesn't need to use arms and wings and shit. He's fucking lucturic. You know. He's lucky, he's lucky. No, kids pointed that out back in the S and love me, sitting in my chair, all of a sudden was like soup, I might across the room. I didn't have to move a limb, and I'm like, I'm lucky. That lucky. I'm lucky. So fucking lame. And now, quickly, back to the story. Yeah, do you guys remember the gist of the whole thing? Yeah, and yeah, I remember a little kid skipping school to go read a book up in a creepy dudes like library attict, like some creepy librarian was like yeah, and he's just stayed up there and like locked himself up there and read this crazy book. And basically, yeah, the whole book, the whole movie is the book, it's the story, but then at the end it's like the reader is included in the story and all this shit. So that blew my mind when I was a kid. That's like some Meta Shit. When you're a little, a little kid, you know. That's it, basically. Right. Yeah, there's a princess, yeah, you don't. Yeah, I left out all this, the plots, and yeah, that's it. I don't know. I mean, didn't you run away from home to like, wasn't his dad being a Dick or something? At the beginning, he got beat up by bullies. I remember that. That...

...what it was. Yes, yeah, but it wasn't a library. He was in the attic of his school. Oh, okay, that's right, that's what happened. Yeah, but even then, right, you're right, though, he reads the book, it eventually turns out that he's actually the reason behind everything. Right, like their world. Spoiler alert. For whatever, thirty fucking forty years worth of it. A film that that land. I forgot the name of it now. Anyway, the movie fucking Suck Narnia is exist. It's like, no, no, it wasn't. Fantasia in the witch in the wardrobe. Fantasia fantasy? Yes, thank you. Fantasy sounds like a brand of like like a hooker that's cross dress. Yeah, I was gonna say like a like Raver drugger something. Yeah, fantasia, but to so anyways, that world can't exist unless someone believes in the story. That's very Peter Pan. Clap, was it? Clap and fucking tinker bells will stay alive or whatever. Is that? What was that, Peter Pan? Yeah, I know you talking about do you know? Do you remember? If you watch the old Peter Pan, it's like there's a section where, I guess maybe it's in the live like I saw in a theater, and there's a scene where tinker bells dying and they're like you have to like clap and hills come back to life or it anyway. Whatever. Well, anyway, Hey, the my whole thing is this, is that they make it so this a little boy. Their world falls apart if he doesn't read the book. But realistically, it could be anybody reading the book. Yeah, it isn't. They just need someone to read the fucking book. Right, exactly. But Dude, what about this? So at the end? Yeah, big thing is the princess. If she's like dying and all this, but she needs a name and the the person reading the book, has to like give this character in the book a name to in order to save the whole place. And that's the crux. That's the big thing. And the kid in the movie runs to a window and yells, but right as like thunders clapping or some shit, and you don't hear it like as a kid, I never knew what he's saying. It was like three syllables and I found out he's saying moon childled. It's like moon child is the name he's yelling, but you don't know, you can't tell, like I don't know how people figure that shit out. Did you find that hard to figure out when you watched it, Dave? That point I wasn't paying attention much check, but I actually thought it was huge. Yelling the name of his mom. He was her die names. She's a Hippi. His mom's he was moonshotel and she fucking parents were friends. Thing exapps. But, dude, I'm just telling this movie does not hold up. It did. It's like you could watch labyrinth right. Labyrinth to this day has certain elements and characteristics that make it special and unique. Sure, David Bow's movie is just a giant. Of course, obviously above yawn, but I mean this movie is just a fucking turn. Yeah, so that's I feel like what you're saying is it's due for a remake. Who Don't do it. Don't do it, Dude. We've the the audience doesn't know. We spent about an hour talking about horror movies in the horrible remakes that they've made, how much we hate them. Like I just want Dave to enjoy it. I don't want him to like be sour on this franchise. And you know he needs he needs it to be updated because he didn't like the animatronics of Alkor didn't you didn't like the song at the end that never ending story. So you know that was by Limal, the singer of Kajagugo that did that to Shasha. Hush, hush, I do that eighty song. It was like the one hit wonder. Kajugugoo, the singer, I never knew this as a kid, is the one that sings that never ending stories. Ilway thought it was some chick. It sounds like a woman sing, but I thought it was a woman whoa yeah, maybe he's got a guest singer and he's like the producer, but it's credited to him lie mold, some weird name. I don't know if he's a fake name or it's French or what, but you know, I do I'm so tired right now I don't know if you tell me the truth. It is. I had taking advantage of me, up on the Internet. I'm just going to take everything you say as Gospel. It's fucking Lama. You know. I think maybe that was your problem, as you needed to watch it sort of impaired. So you need to Rewatch it now that you're really tired, and you might some ancid. Yeah, take some ascid. It might just make more side. If I ever see another person on twitter or social media say all that scene when the horse down, my God ruin my life. It's scarred me forever, I'd be like shut your face, that thing was it was like a spa day for this horse and a mud bath dude. And sure it went under and you didn't see it again for the rat while you did see it later in the Mo movie. Yet again, another spoiler. So it didn't die anyway,...

...you came back. was He's came back, came but dude, don't tell that shit. You know, I don't get it. I don't. This love affair is just rotten. Dude. You can't. You can't tell that to my girlfriend, because carly is a horse person and that scene she specifically won't watch this movie because of that scene. It's same with her son, my stepson, Joey's. He talks about I hate that movie and if you ask him why, it's that scene with the Goddamn horse. And I agree with you, like I don't give a shit about the horse. That scene. It's just like, okay, it's a plot device. It, like you know, creates an emotion. Makes Sense, but Holy Shit, some people can't watch that movie for that Shit. You're right, it's it's crazy. Yeah, it's just I don't know, man, and you know, just a lot of these movies from the s have lost their luster with me. Like willow. You watch willow, willow and noise a living crap out of love. I liked it when I was a kid. Took it. Did you? I watch the recently? You still like it. I've had watch it umors. I want to watch it now, though. I don't know that that's scary that you saying. One of you is always holds up the other ones like Nah, not at all. Don't listen to him. I know your taste already. We were talking about movies before the Shit. You'll enjoy the will willow still. I'm telling you, it's good. Just Dave's jaded. Make sure you get a bottle of jade and make sure you get a bottle of some kind of hard alcohol next to you. And every time, and willow, when you hear mad m again this fucking take a shot. You'll be drunk by that by half of the movie, didn't. Dude, what's his name? Val Kilmer, was the shit in that. He was awesome. Mad Martigan, it was awesome, then we was great. MMM, Warwick Davis, E walk. We get the E Walk Himself? Yeah, yeah, sure, ake out roll. You're still not selling it. I mean it's so what Crypper, Warwick Davis. What does that do for me? Man, Val kilmer, dude, real genius, top secret. He was awesome. Mc Gruber, yeah, I'm a grouper, fucking the saint the forgettable. Yeah, you know, I will say this. I'm and I know toby was about to say something, and it better be really pertinent and important there. Well, we're bus going on to buy. There's a lot of pressure. So, toby, jump back in and say what you were going to say. I'm I'm really thinking hard of like movies that don't hold up that I've watched recently and it's not as old as you know. I will maybe it's more in the S, but like I recently watched the first mortal Kombat movie. Oh God, and the CGI is so bad. And but the Anderson directed that the one that did vent horizon. Yeah, not Paul Thomas Anderson, Paul like Wa Anderson or some Shit. Anyway, going, sorry, it just I love the movie. Back I was watching it I was like this is so bad, but it's so good because of nostalgia. And I don't know, I can't think of any other movies that are just God awful. Yeah, now, I don't know. I've I can definitely I'm sure I can think of some. troll. You ever watch troll? The original, I mean troll to is the gold standard. It's up there with the room for like so bad. They're good movies, but the original troll, which had sunny Bono in it. That movie is kind of Shitty and when I was a kid that Shit freaked me out and I watched it recently and I'm like, what the fuck was wrong, man? But I don't know. Is Oh in the main character in the original troll, the the how you say protagonist, was this kid, oh, coincidentally, the kid that played in the never ending story, the one that wrote artext whatever. His name was a trey. You that kid. Yeah, was the lead in Troll, which did not hold up. So this is crazy. That kid is fucking movies up. But but anyway, his name, his character's name in the troll, was Harry Potter. How Weird, is what? Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, and he goes to see this like wizard woman in it, and which is weird. But anyway. But yeah, I like how you clarified the director of Mortal Kombat wasn't Paul Thomas Anderson. Yeah, it case you were confused, you know, you like, why the fuck does mortal Kombat Have Dirk Digglerin? What the Hell's going going on here? What is that? was she on Apple's fault? She got him Mertal Kombat. She was a big arcade. But you know Gamer why she not really. Now I know you're feeding me a line, a CROC, a crap. You just making this up off the cuff. Fiona Apple, what I wanted to say earlier. Don't what about Fiona Apple now. I was just quickly going to say she is. She's up there with Alanis more set for like anyone who's had a psycho girlfriend cannot stand like. I don't know. I enjoy some of Fiona apple in...

...his music, I'm not gonna lie, but you know, she still gives me to chills sometimes when I think of because she's like that, you know, psycho ex girlfriend kind of vibe. You know what I mean, the criminal and you have had plenty. You've had plenty of those, my friend. I was just going to mention that. I'm inviting the hate mail. Yeah, for people who say you know, you don't. You're even bringing up the movie properly. You're not keeping anything. insteads you don't know what the hell you're talking about. I know, but I mean I'm just kind of, like, you know, jumping all over the place here with my thoughts on it. So I imagine if you want to, if you're so inclined, you can hit us up on twitter at selling out show or on Gmail, selling out show at Gmailcom and tell me what kind of fool you believe I am. Tell or if you were one of Nate's psycho ex girlfriends, you can tell us why. Fiona Apple's awesome. Yes, yeah, jagged little peel change my life. And then asked Morissett. Yeah, or if you are a weight loss trainer or some kind of physical fitness guru, contact or so let us know how toby can shed a few pounds. I need because apparently it's really that was a that was a concern to his heading into today's program so, yeah, please do that. We don't want to lose toby. You know what I mean? This heart could give out. We don't any second now. It's I'm just one donut away, woman. Hey, but Alanis Morisette, she was on another staple of my youth, which was you can't do that on television, the Canadian sketch comedy troupe of Little Kids. That was on Nicolodeon when in like one thousand nine hundred and eighty four or five or some I recall. You sure, yeah, I remember. But but Altis Morsette started on that. She was a an actress on that or a character or whatever, a person on them? But if anyone, I just think it's disgusting and I don't know if it's true. Yeah, but that whole song? Was it? You ought to know. Oh God, yeah, was that. What's the One? That's the one that that really about? was that the one about Dave coolier or something from full house? I think you're right to cut it out. Yes, I think you're right, and it had because when you listen that song, yeah, she's like and I went down on you in off that time. I can imagine him is finishing. He's bossed a nut and he's like cut it out. It's like, we're no. He's wearing a Hawaiian shirt and the gallaghers right. Next time he's like it's in my turn. Yeah, I got a watermelon for you. John Stay Mos. Jent stain was watching movie with him. Why isn't she with John Stamos? Uncle Jesse was hotter than Joey. You know what I mean. He had that, says Yo, John stay most dude. Well, but anyway, sure, one. Why wasn't she with John Stone was? Why wasn't Alanis more set with John staymos instead of Dave coulier. Let's forget this out seven online. They know that. The honest answer is probably like she didn't know him. Yeah, she just happened to know. Of course. That's the reason why it's happened. Yeah, that that's it is a Canadian thing. Who knows? You know? Yeah, so, yeah, it actually troll. Wasn't troll where I came back control. We left it, we left it behind and I'm bringing it back. There was some looks like Jennifer Sison's first movie. No, that's that's Lepper, Lepard Leprica, the first one. Yeah, Jennifer Aniston. Yeah, yeah, they and more recent years, after friends came out, they put her on the box cover, even though she's not like the main character. Really. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. My Stepson Watch the Leperchon franchise not long ago. That's one that I don't really I'm not into, but I don't know. The first one was okay, I guess, but they just gets that one gets so ridiculous. They I recently watched him with my kid too, and the newest one that they came out with. They did the the Halloween thing and basically said all the sequels don't exist and they are not cannon anymore, and then the newest one is the only one that's cannon. Yeah, dude, Halloween's done that like twice now. You know, they've like started over, like this one doesn't count. Now, a party doesn't count. The new ones, like all of them don't count, including part of this part two. You got blown up in the anyway, we don't have to go into all that. Lower start talking about Halloween, Michael Myers, a one thing I want to add to the Halloween thing. Sure, I'm talking. I always thought it would have in the newest one. I thought it would have been cool if all the movies are cannon, because they were the rumors of what kids would tell other kids, like at school and stuff nice, and so every story is real in a like. You know, do you hear about the Boogieman? Right? He did this right, like an urban legend sort of thing, like yeah, and it just keeps getting twisted and added to and that's why he never dies and that's why there's you know. But yeah, dude, that's pretty cool, because they wanted to turn it into when they did part...

...three, which season of the witch wood has nothing to do with the others. It's the all the weird Halloween masks and Shit. That one. They wanted to turn Halloween into like a weird anthology thing, and so what you're talking about Kinda is in that same spirit, where it's like very halloween, e. You tell scary stories, you have you know, you here are all the stories that were told about Michael Minz. So, anyway, that's pretty cool. That's good way of looking at it. Yeah, it's it's it that way. That way everything is still somewhat cannon. You know, he can not away either, and that way buster rhymes doesn't ruin the franchise, or at least that movie. You can still be like, okay, makes sense that chick could treat motherfucker who whatever thing. That's when he still his dreads. It was cool. I feel like every franchise, when it goes like past three or four, they always add a rapper at some point and then, and that's when it's just like Nope, we're done with it, we give up on it. Exactly more or Jay and silent Bob get added to it like scream. Yeah, Manz was dmx or coolio ever in a horror movie. Oh was. Well, he was in. Oh, no, wait, what was coolie? Oh, and I feel like he was in one. I feel like both of them, but I can't be like no, yeah, I don't want like a scary movie kind of thing where it's like a comedy making funnel horror movies, but like legitimately, like you just brought up busting rhymes being in right Halloween move. Yeah, I'm actually looking this up right now because I feel like Cooli Horse, you are a movie, but no, maybe not. I don't know. Snoop Dogg was in like bones or some shit. It was like some some our movie, something like that. has there ever been a good horror movie with a rapper in it or a musician of any store? I'm just thinking. That's the laziest title ever adorned to any horror movie ever. Boom, it's just called bones. Is the TV show that went on for fucking years with it. But she was trick or treat motherfuck to do it back. See You, but yeah, that's what folks called callback comback. Yeah, man, I don't know, but hey, you know what? I do want to mention something, though, yeah, about these remakes, because recently are pals over at the dueling decade show, podcast again, Internet radio, whatever the Hell you want to call them. Thick, dueling decades, great program I've been on it multiple times. Nate's been on it. It's right. But they had Keith Cougan, Oh wow, on crisis. He was on. Was He in Cretis? I just know he's on. Don't tell mom, the babysitters you yad also in that. But he was in critters. Gosh, Don's holy Mac Ra, Keith Cougan was the lead. He was basically the protagonist in cruise, if you don't count the Alien Bounty Hunters. They were kind of a protagonist to crit okay, rain man, and calm down. I'm full of it, Dude. Let's sleeve trivial present. Okay, our movie addition. Let me, let me at least get this out of my face before you go yeah, triviler, your trivial pursuit of my ass. But when they were talking about remakes, it's not just because they want to remake something because they have no ideas. And I knew this because this applies to comic books as well, not just films. But they need to put out content under that banner to retain the rights right of that proper. It's true. Yeah, so it's not like, Oh, who the hell is clamoring for the robocop remake? Probably nobody, right. But the thing was, if they didn't remake Robocop, then they would have lost the rights to Robo. But who? Because a Ryan pictures put out the original robocop and I don't think o Ryan is even still around, are they? They didn't put it. I was using it, as they say. Okay, the neuries, you get you, I know where. Hey, Mary Hamart, O Ryan pictures doesn't existing for. Sorry. Yeah, I mean that's that's what happens with like spider man, and fantastic four's the probably one of the better examples of yeah, a lesser loved movie really, you know, reboot kind of thing. Sure, and that's an interesting one, because the fantastic for wasn't that the one that was made, the Roger Corman one back in the s that they made only to hold on to the the rights, and they weren't even yet. They didn't even release it, and you can find it now. But that movie wasn't it was just made as like a fake thing to keep the rights. And but you can watch it now and it's actually a pretty entertaining movie. Is better than a lot of those s superhero movies, you know, punisher and whatever else is. Is that the one VIN HASSLE OFF? Mum, know that has alf learning Dove Lin? Okay, yeah, Dolph Lundring, yeah, he's the punisher. Hasselhoff was...

...nick feur. Oh, that's right, that ff movie, the Corman one that nate's talking about. I as a kid. It was on the shelf in my local video store and I rented him. It had no business being there because again, it never get released. How they got it, I have no idea, but I watched it then and I was like hey, this is pretty darn good. Yeah, so, and there's actually documentaries made about it as well, because the actors didn't realize he were putting all that effort into something, albeit you may have thought it was a crappy performance, but for them they were getting paid to do it, so they were trying their damnest. They didn't do something just for it not to be released. They expected this is going to be some kind of summer blockbuster, like the producers were touting. It is such, and then they get told Naw, go home, pack your bags, see you later. And that was that until the Tim story directed fantastic force came out later, and those are the ones for Jessica Alibu. Right, Michael Jobs was checklists se yeah, Mike Chris Evans, before he was captain America, was Johnny Storm. Yeah, Hemp Torch, but uh, trippy stuff. Yep, Yep. And then Michael B Jordan played the new human torch and he played the hate my or kill monger in Black Panther. So he's been in two different marvel franchises as well. Wow, there's been more. I mean if you, if you look at that. Well, what's his name? Ryan Reynolds. So they deadpool and green lantern. But that's DC like yeah, but but he played a different version of Oh yeah, and then he came back and yeah, we will really like those new deadpool he was also in a blade movie. Oh, that's right. He played, yeah, one of the Ductor stockersments or something. Yeah, did you call him? Wait, wait, nets you call him Wade, but I don't know. Wade something, I don't know. I'm out of the loop. fucking snatches, nerd cards, Wade, will suade, Wilson? What was fuck, I was close, Dude, ant like three letters off. Yeah, a bone for me. So we talking so much about movie with snooped, I'll give you a call back. Come back. All right, guys, that's been a lot of movie tilet's now ready. HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD? Yeah, before we move on to maybe some music talk with some nate's notice. Does anybody have anything to contribute to as far as films? Because we didn't really plan on talking about this this long, but this is the kind of show we have. We just riff and have fun and slap sausages together and smarts that the sausages are made and then we slap them together. You know, the Sausage Party folks. That's what we got. Yeah, well, you guys both. Good. Or Toby, you have anything else you want to say about some cinematic stuff? On the cell, you, Lloyd, or whatever, of ever forever. I just I want there to be a never ending story. Remake now, just so you can be satisfied with how great that movie is. Yeah, there's no guarantee that would happen. It's worth it because it's remade. I'm not going to be yeah, I'm not really. Oh well, it remade it. Now I've gotta like it. I probably hate it twice as much. Directed by Guillermo del Toro or somebody cool. You know, they can make it really interesting. Oh yeah, that would that would be really good. Let's you talk about urban legends earlier. I'll become an urban legend. I'm the cranky old cremudgeon who hated the never ending story, ended up living in an apartment all by himself and masturbating until he went blind. Man, wait, that might be my current trajectory. Anyway. Hey, everybody out there in the audience, guess what? We were talking about this stuff before we even came on air. Yeah, and so, just so you know, we've been talking about the never ending story and my hatred for it, my my victroll real. They say that right nature to all victry. All. Thank you, bitch, tre all. Say it again for me please. Trio, like the Google. I love how you claber library, so like troll Google, Dictionary Library. But we're talking about what was that character that toby you mentioned with the hands, the Rock Guybiter, the Rock Bier. Yeah, yeah, and we're I was saying if you started beating off, they'd be fucking granite that you could be so wrong here. Yeah, I even they little debriefly and everywhere, and then I asked Nan. I go Nay, what do you call it? He's like slag and then toby jumping. He's like slag off. We slagging off. We almost went through that whole bit about movies and didn't even bring that up, even though I was cackling about that before we started. Slam, not slag, is the waste from rocks being, you know, broken folks. I don't know if that was made clear, but yeah, so it's a Pun emascination, quick masonry P if you this is complicated. highbrowshes. I want to...

...do my live read. Now. Do I permission to do that, guys? I'm gonna be sure. Up. Okay, good, I am glad everybody's cool with that. You guys? Well, yeah, of course, yeah, as long as I don't have to do it. You here? Good, yeah, good, yeah, please do it. Well, I want to thank the partners of this show, starting off with Alpine Hempcom. The CBD Revolution has arrived and if you haven't tried any CBD products, you were totally missing the boat. You name it, any kind of ailment you can think of, whether it's stress, anxiety, pain, lack of sleep on and on. CBD Is there to help, and there's no better place to pick up CBD for an affordable price then Alpine hempcom northland vaporcom. I love to vape. I've been vaping this whole time. That toby and nate going on about movies, I don't know look about. But here's a great thing about northern vapor not only do they also have great prices and all their e liquids they're all dike tone and artificial sweetener free, you may be saying, Dave. Why is that important? Because it's always good to know what you're putting in your body. Cigarette companies have made careers on killing people for years and years and years. With vaping, you know exactly what you're getting and you know it's not nasty stuff. Make sure you visit Northland vaporcom. You visit both those sites. Enter codes selling out nineteen at checkout. Save nineteen percent off your entire order. Last but not least, we have spunk lube. Spunk loube is an award winning lubricant used by professionals in the adult film industry. But why let them have all the fun now? You don't want to do that. Get some for yourself in it's easy. You visit smunk lubecom place in order and it comes discreetly right to your door. So make sure you check out spunk lubecom and without further ado, Ladies Germs and Gentz, let's go to some nates notes. Dust off your lps. It's time for nates. No, no, no. It's been a rough time for those of us who enjoy going to live music events, concerts, raves, musical theater. It's all been put on hold, and definitely while the world grapples with this pandemic. It's sad because this year was shaping up to be a great one as far as the number of shows I was looking forward to. Personally, to be honest, I got screwed out of some shows before this virus even showed up. Last November I went into the hospital for a spinal infection that our listeners have heard plenty about, but I was in for a couple of months and during that time I missed out on a couple performances I had planned on attending. So when I got out, I was looking forward to finally getting back out there and not only playing shows myself, but going to see some of the great tours that were scheduled for two thousand and twenty, but we all know how that turned out. The virus started picking people off, society started closing down. The whole spring and Summer seasons worth of shows were canceled, and at this point in late August, things don't look promising for fall either. The way things are, with so many refusing to listen to science and with no real medical solution in sight, the rest of the year is presumably going to be concert free, unless you want to see some shit kicking redneck country band in a red state who still thinks this virus is a hoax meant to hurt the image of Donald Trump. Spare thought for all the musicians who already lost the potential to make money from record sales years ago. With the advent of streaming services and file sharing, touring became the only way a band could still succeed unless a song of their's got picked up for a huge advertising campaign or something. Stand up comics are really screwed over by the situation too. I listen to podcasts from Joe Rogan, Mark Marion Bill Burr, among others, and although those guys aren't necessarily hurting for cash. They do bring up the fact that a lot of comedians completely rely on being able to perform several sets a week, and comedy clubs are in the same spot that concert venues are right now. All the publicity has been on sports and how can we get these teams of athletes back on the field. Less has been said about the performing artists and musicians. Thankfully, we live in a world where we are all connected digitally and bands have the ability to live stream or upload live performances. One of my favorite bands, Norway's enslaved, have done a few great online shows in the the cool thing is that fans can watch it for free, but if one chooses to contribute...

...financially, they can actually have a say in what songs get onto the set list. Because of this, fans have gotten to see enslaved play some long lost gems, as well as performances of complete classic albums, and nobody has to risk getting sick, unless you're sitting at the computer eating some questionable food that's been in the fridge too long. METALLICA has advertised a performance that will be broadcast to drive in movie theaters across the country. On a certain date so you still have the experience of going out for the night after having to make sure you get one of the limited tickets for the event. The idea is to sit in your car, like at a regular drive in movie and See metallica projected on a big screen, which, in all fairness, is how most people see Metallica when they go see them at a regular concert, since usually the venues are so big you end up relying on the jumbotron screens to actually see them anyway, and hopefully your car seats are more comfortable than stadium seating. Before everything shut down, my band was starting to practice with some new technology, new for US anyway. Our Drummer got an electronic kit that sounds really authentic when amplified, but if you plug in headphones it can barely be heard even one room over. With enough headphones and some other do hickeys, the whole band was practicing almost silently as far as the other people in the house were concerned. Gone are the days of the tortured family with the drummer kid who's band comes over to practice. The only audible thing to those not involved in making the music is the voice of the singer, and that's just because we haven't figured out how to Jack Right into a set of vocal cords yet. A person has to actually sing into a mic anyway. With the advances in video conferencing, a band can take it a step further and jammed together from their own respective homes. It's an awesome technological development that's helped a lot of people and businesses in this post outbreak era, and now big established bands are using it as well. Back in May, Frank Godla of online music content provider, I guess you'd call them, metal injection, organized a three day festival called the Sleigh at home festival. It was an online show that featured tons of metal bands from every one of the countless subgenres, each playing sets. You could tune in or not, depending on your own schedule and or interest. These performances were great enough, but what really interested me were some of the sets that featured members of different bands playing together just jamming some covers, some really incredible original material. The thing that capped it off for me was a performance with members of Gore Guts, revocation, car bomb and the dillinger escape plan. These are all super talented bands that write really intricate material. Individually and together. It's like a dream come true for someone like me. This festival spawned a lot of like minded performances across Youtube. This can't be metal centered online comedy talk show called two minutes to late night has organized a lot of similar jams. Members of metal and hardcore bands, from cave in to Guar to a hundred others, can be seen performing songs by everyone from the misfits to Ozzy Osborne to friggin Boston. It's a dream come true for a lot of fans. I just hope enough people are chipping in to watch, if they can even afford it. That's the thing about the Internet. You have the option to pay for things, but the ones that do are probably a fraction of the number that just like free shit. Nobody pays from music or news anymore. That's just the world we live in. But Anyway, I hope everyone out there has been able to keep themselves somewhat entertained during all this. Hopefully next year I'll run into everyone at an actual live show after we all get vaccinated. You guys miss going to shows or anything? You guys haven't done that. What Lot Dave you done that in a well, toby either. You guys. Man, I love going to live shows. I listen to a lot of metal, hardcore music. So the going to a show, it's the energy that's there. Some of these bands I feel like you can't. I mean, you're going to enjoy your favorite bands no matter what when you're watching them on a screen, but there's something about the being in the venue and being next all everyone...

...that's sweaty there that wants to see this one band and pushing and stuff, and I miss that. I miss that. Toby misses sweaty and see every time you get me with something that I say every single time. Now Dave's out to ruin toby's name. Dragon. No, no, no, some some sex pervet freak. Now, one thing you know, I've been I'm a big soup. I'm not a musician at all, but I'm a big supporter of music in general and I used to actually book bands and stuff and set up shows. So I know that these these bands, they are they are making a living off tours and that's it. And I don't have a lot of extra money, but I've tried to buy a couple of t shirts from some of my favorite bands are bands that I think are upandcoming that I really like and just trying to you know, again, donating to live shows and stuff that they're doing is awesome, but buying merch from some of them it just helps them out too sometimes, of course. So that's that's the main thing to march. Yeah, yeah, I've tried to buy a couple of t shirts here and there and stuff. And you know, like you said, no one's paying for music anymore. It's it's a fraction, a small, small fraction of a scent for every stream on like spotify or something. For these bands when you listen to their song, you have to listen to their songs millions of times before they can make some decent money off of it. Hell, yeah, so, yeah, I can't wait. I can't wait. There was a big festival I wanted to go to and December and I just I know it's it's going to get canceled. Yeah, it hasn't been yet, though. So far, so far, that they haven't announced anything. It's like a two or three day thing in bus somewhere in Buffalo. Oh well, yeah, York. You're flying him to New York. I want to. It's my favorite band putting on the this big show and there's like forty bands and there's wrestling and all kinds of live goofiness and I want to go so bad. But I find out you're a Juggalo. Are you gonna know? No, no, it's it's wrestling. Its glad you forget that they do wrestling. To know. It's a band called every time I die, they do. I love. Every time I died I have. I brock one of their shirts, like still to this day, like all the time, from the hot damn album. Yeah, yes, yes, so they do. They do the Shit Miss. I think that's what it's called. Shit Miss. They're from buffalo to yeah, EXC yeah, they're buffalo band. I didn't know about that festival, but yeah, wow, yeah, that makes sense, Buffalo. So I'm holding out. I'm holding out that all of a sudden this magically all goes away by then and I can still go. Yeah, you guys are all fucking stupid. Now, dumb. Yeah, day wouldn't even go see the flaming lips. They were playing like ten minutes from his house. Man, oh my. Yeah, and I love the Limy flips with the problem is I don't want to go down there and then I get a pack and I got to mix with all these people who are sweating and pushing and all that stuff that toby seems to enjoy so much. I'm too old for that Shit. I'm sorry, man, I I am now at the point where in I okay, Corona sucks, right, it's fucking affected everybody's life the worst. Yet here I am going. I'll never go to see a movie again. I really have no interest in ever going to a movie. Like. I'm done with Public Shit. I'm done. I'm done sit man. I'm it's too much of a hassle. You know, for me it's too much of a paying the ass and if you gave me the option now, I know the recent news kind of slinging it back the movies here, which we spent the whole first part of the show talking about, but like Mulan, yeah, on Disney plus, they got to charge thirty bucks on people to see Mulan. I don't know how many people would actually show that out. I know I wouldn't. Nope, but then I was thinking, what if it was something that I really really, really, really really that's my my inner child going. I want this so bad what I pay thirty I mean I went when I was a teenager. I think I made my mom pay thirty bucks for like an iron maiden concert to be on pay per view. So he's gonna be there. Yeah, it's like fucking it was like on their fear of the dark tour, which is it? We was shit because it's not one of their better rounds. But you like, yeah, it's not powerful. Ay, some shit. No, but still I was fucking that. I'm taking my mom, please, and my mom didn't make a lot of money. Here I am, this fucking greasy ass, fucking teenager going. I go stickings, yeah, from my couch and then, but that's the thing. Now here I am at forty two and that's all I want to do. I don't want I don't want to interact with people or pay too much for drinks or anything else. I don't like being ripped off. So yeah, you know, if more bands were to live stream, but first you...

...think, well, they're charging people to play songs. Good, I'm glad. Let him, because there's people that are willing to pay for it. Let him use their money the way they want. Or Man, and if you want to hear this, this B side from one thousand nine hundred and eighty four and you can pay twenty five bucks to hear it. Do it. You know what I mean. Hey, I don't know, man. What's that Tope? I've got an idea. Because only fans is a big deal right now, where people are paying to see girls get naked and stuff. Why don't we start only bands who shit and then you pay for them to play? Got It is this. Does this count as copywriting? It if we put this out, probably already exists. It sounds too it sounds too obvious. It's so good it's almost too obvious. I know the name only bands, like all of it. It just sounds like somebody must hey to play. I mean it's all there. It's there. We just this is our business plan. We're about to become filthy rich guys, as APPs is where it's at, bro Social, social media. Yeah, this one fatal flot of your playing topes. It's that we're all incredibly lazy. Yeah, yeah, do you who had these bands? Do you know anyone? It's like we're gonna add have all these bands from like my hometown. You know, you can see this rare cut from fucking Mr Boogaloo fucking trio, some poker, Poker Act. Yeah, from Oshkosh. He's got to be some kind of rennet country band down and Texas, right, yeah, way you guys are into down there. Yeah, Oh, yeah, you know, Ye'll wear cowbo hats. Everyone asks him to love that. Everyone always what the cowboy hat? You own a cowboy hat? Oh, he's like a can nice step. Okay, get nice that it. Listen, my girlfriend's a cowgirl man. She's a we ride horses and ship man. We go to those stores. She has me try him on cow way. Oh, I'll never. I don't think I'll ever own now we're just just made. I just went from I will never to I don't think I'll ever in one sentence. There's a little behind the scenes on Nate's love life. You know, curse, he's a she makes me try. I'm on. I'm trying on the stepsins and Bolo ties in the store and then I going to bring them home and be built. There's a roll. Yeah, mate, you're a big, burly Texas oil man who likes to get sweaty and push people around. Toby's head POPs up in the window. Can I play too? He's got Spurs. I got Spurs. Come on, Jingle Jangle, Jingle, all right, Oh man, but no, I'm back to my original sentiment. I am so ready for the world just to plug in their brains to the laptops and never leave home again. Ye, man, yeah, hopefully, and you know hopefully what? Hopefully that happens or doesn't happen whatever, both hopefully, hopefully, hopefully us and it becomes the Matrix. Yeah, I can just slag off all day long. Yes, leg it up, call back, yeah, call back, yeah. So, yeah, man, great, nates notes per Uge, thanks for it's definitely food for thought. I mean, and again we got two different opinions here, wherein I would rather stay home. Toby's eager to go out. You're ready to go out and rock. You're in a band. Dumb, can't wait for any of it. I played one GIG. We played like this outdoor thing, outside, like a it's like a some kind of ice cream festivals, like a local towny thing, but they would needed a band of playing. We did that and people were like, make sure they're standing fifteen beat away or whatever. You know, it's just was so such a hassle and like everyone's won masks and like just just weird man. So I don't know, I'm good with it for now. I'd like to play a show, but whatever, you know, I'll wait till things cool down. You look at seeing, you look out into the crowd and you're like, I don't know, I can't see if they're enjoying our but that's playing, or are they smiling the singing along? I can't I can't tell. No idea. Holding an ice cream festival with mass where you got to wear masks. Everyone had dirty. Worst idea. Yeah, that is smushing the ice cream cone in the mask. You know, one person at least did that by accident, like, Oh shit, I forgot to pull it down, but a shitty boy. Hopeful, hopefully, hopefully, no one responded to that. That was completely up and yeah, well, everyone, yeah, okay, yeah, all right, let's get the hell out of here. We all...

...got things to do. Nate, your baked. You probably want to go take a nap, right, or you gonna play Cowboy cow girl? Yeah, Oh, I know, I'm super tight. I'm playing cowboy and Cowgirl in my brain right now. That's what's happening. Yeah, I'm riding a cow into the universe, into some kind of weird vo text, and I'm saying no, I'm not ready to go, and the cows looking at me going murder like. How can I say no to you and your luscious lactation? Bring me, bring me into the light. Oh yes, bovininity. So, yeah, this has been the selling out show. I am Dave, that is nate, and toby is here as well. Toby, we love you. I love you, guys. Right, not right. This is this is wonderful. Listen to show with a little happiness. And so I'm such a negative nilly. But Anyway, I want to thank each and every one of you out there for tuning in. You guys, rock again. I mean I want to say the l word again, but I think I just overused it with toabster. I don't know if I'm allowed to. Can I? Guys, I love you. Yes, shit, share, share, all are working. Love you. Don't take your pants off, all right. So, yeah, see you guys later. Bye. Bye. Audio is a finis and Chow. Why? God? Six.

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