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Episode 58 · 1 year ago

Ep.#58 Never★Ending★Story

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Big news! We've given birth to a brand new baby and named it MOON CHILD! Ok, that's not true BUT we've added frequent collaborator Toby Schofield as a new co-host on our humble little program. How did we initiate him to the mayhem and merriment we provide on the world wide web? Well, Dave trashes the beloved 80's film The NeverEnding Story, which leads us into quite a conversation about childhood films. We also pack this episode with a plethora of topics, including but not limited to: Aerosmith sucks, Alanis Morissette hooking up with Uncle Jesse, Slaggin' off, rappers ruining horror franchises, hot dogs on the beach, Critters, vocabulary lessons, the Fantastic Four, cowboy sex kinks, and if that wasn't enough, Nate's Notes focuses on live acts getting creative in a Covid-19 world. Pack your bags folks and prepare for a joy ride specifically designed for that clump of gray matter rattling around in that noggin on your neck.

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Shoul you cade it Gona Crat my bols and prop my fingers.Innd Youl Fik, just a D, one of the sucky periods of airasmith there've,been quite a few of Hem now yeah and welcome to the selling out show felly what it does is reaches in dew, brainchemically, O Gatyour, happiest memory, chanically, N, Bok, O hat emotion,reaed, it echemically and then Aphello hello, hello, and thank you fortuning into the selling out show. I am one of your Hoest David shols and overhere by my side, is my partner in crime, Nacorsend, ski and our PAL and frequentcontributor to the show toby scofield. Gentlemen. You were with me today, notphysically, but you know I I really like to reach and and Grabb Yo andtouchy and stuff like that, but I ca't, but I don't want to keep talking aboutthat anymore, 'cause, it's going to sound gross. So why don't you guys sayhello to the listening audience? I I think that was faulty planning B'cause.You didn't ask each one of us. We couldhave both jumped in but toby's a apolite guy apparently, and let me jump in 'cause, I'm doing fine but h. It isreally nice to be here with both of you. This is a unique experience. It doesn'thappen often, and actually this is the first time toby and I are meeting I've.I've listened to his work and I've appreciated I and enjoyed it, and Irespect he's helped me out when I haven't been available on the show he'sfilled in, and I respect that, and I appreciate that, but I'm doing greatand toby. How are you and thank you for not jumping in and making it big CLA? Oh I'm doing good, but this thisfinally solves that we're not the same person that renot just not nate doing atopy voice or you're, not toby, doing yeah, whatever it's confusing, but yeahwe're not we're, not Batman and Bruce Wayne. We are two separate people, YeahYeh, even though I look like you but with glasses, Ordi. Yes, okay, then youlook like mewith classes. There you go yeah, so maybe we are the same person we'rejust doing a weird trick. We could be overlaying tracks anyway. It's right,that's Ri, Wow, mind FUCKERI TO STARTHA, show! Oh, you know Hoho now I you knowI to let people in on how the sausage is made here on the selling out showprogram, podcast, Internet radio, whatever the Hell you want to call it. I am so fucking tired right now. I havebeen up for an insane amount of time like it's.It's not right. I need like sleep desperately ye h. YouSound Oug Rar with me. I know you're, not drunk by July. You sound you sounda little inebriated. I know you're, not that's the thing. I know you don'treally do that. So it's like I was concerned, but obviously y've just beenup too long. Yeah. That's why my my intro, for youguys, was all scattered, shot and all over the place. ' A SE! I don't knowwhat I'm doing. I really don't know where I am that's all right. This isthe Dave we get tonight. Folks, that's all right, I'm happy with it. I lovethis Dave. I haven't seen Stevien a long time we usedto get fucked up ago. This is as close as you're going to getto like a fucked up dame right, exactly eat. I I smoked a fat j before westarted, so I'm with Hem. Okay, that's really! No, I'm overtirelyhow the sausages made you're banked. I'M SUPER TIRED! TOLME!What's your excuse? I don't know, but the first thing thatcame to mind is I'm fat? I don't know, maybe that's it. That's it like Im jus out of shame, but anyway you know wha. I promiseeverybody out there. This is going to be a great show, 'cause, we're threecool cats and Wen to talk about th stuff. That cool cats said. Do it andthe first thing on the docket gentlemanwho that I want to discusswith you is something that I talk about seems like quite frequently here andthat's nostalgia, O Ya now, nostalgiis a funny thing right, because time justmakes everything seem wonderful and fantastic. But in reality, when youwipe off that dust, those cobwebs and you revisit some ofthese things that you think or believe were once wonderful and there cherishand or a cherish piece of your memory and just find other absolute fuckinbullshit, and that just happened to me...

...by watching the never ending story.With my eight year old, okay, you sound jaded Dave this movie, just fucked youup fir I'm drunk now, I'm Jading make up you'R fucking, mind O thoy're, notmutually exclusive, you've Beet Co. Do you remember that Aire Mith Song? Itwas so bad o Jdin, cadeand, Gon, O Grana Os and Rop my fingers Inanyour face. Justaadone of the sucky periods of Arolsmith there've, beenquite a few of Hem. Now Yeah they should have done the soundtrackfor the never ending story, because guys this movie fucking blue, haveeither have you watched it recently or do you have any fan, memories of itthat I'm about to Tan? I've got such good memories of the first one. I knowthe second and the third one were awful. I remember e thinhockin sequel as a kidthinking that the second and third were bed, but the first I just I don't. Ihaven't seen it in years, but I just remember it being awesome D and Valcorbeing h, awesome and just awesome, yeah yeah it the wasbeing really cool, but y n Y. I feel like you're you're about to Shitin my cereal or something- and I don't like this well can I I say I Iknow I've seen it since I was a kit. I know I've seen it within the last liketen fifteen years. I remember, maybe not thinking it was as amazing as whenI was a kid, but I didn't hold any particular ill will towards, I remember,still enjoying it but yeah. The second one was like Jonathan Brandas whocreepy and dark killed himself. I don't know if anyone remembers that he waslike. You know, child a that actually killed himself but anyway so to bringthings down, but he was in the shitty second one I believe- and I didn't evenrealize it was the third one, but anyway Dave Yeah. What do what do youmean? You Watch it recently and you fell out of love with it Wel. I wasn't necessarily in love withit to begin H, but I still thought it was going to be a fun flick and Iremember it being a you know: Fun Little Dedventure and what have Ya, butas an adult L T looay. Let me put this a pin in the story for a second we'llcome back to that in a few moment, or maybe two weeks who knows, but you knowtalking about toby just brought Falcor tit's giant anemetronic, which musthave been quite feet to a manufacture back in the day. Don't get me wrong. Ican admire that big flying dog oeing here supposed to be e. unlucky flieswithout wings. Yeah Luck, dragon no fucking wings and then and every scenhe's in his legs. Don't move they're still in that was that position like if a cat waslaying in his bed a supansh position or whatever you kno? Well, you say a SoupiSupin 'cause, I'm cal like that word no idea Sopar, but yeah you get my drit. It'slike fucking, I might come on guys. You had enough money in the budget youcouldn't like give Hem legs actually moved. I mean, if you think, about that,in the real world in Twenta twenty, you could go out with a fucking eye phonerun on a beach with a God, Damn Hutdog in your hand, I stbecause Falco wasalways stationary. The only thing that really moved with his mouth. It wasjust freaky anyway and you could run and Itud be like Woo, the never endingstory and that hot dog would be just, as you know, be animated, interestinganimy to thank you. I was GOINGTA yeah, I'm I'm searching for the words heresuppied, but Um yeah man, just figting thishocks. Withluck, he's Alect Dragon dudeas need to use arms and wings and Shit he'sTucking R he's lucky ss hid pointed that out backin the eighties to I just let them be sitting in mychair. All of a sudden. It's like Oim right across the room and o have tomove a limb. I'm like I'm lucky L LE IN I'm Lony N S, so fucking Lameand, noweekly back to the story. Do you guys remember the gist of the whole thing?Yeah and yeah? I remember a little kid skipping school to go. Read a boog upin a creepy dude's like library attic like some creepy librarian was like hand he just stayed up there and like locked himself up there and read thiscrazy book and basically yeah tha the whole book. The whole movie is the book.It's t e story, but then at the end it's like th. The reader is included inthe story and all this shit. So that blew my mind when I was a kid. That'slike some metashit when you're a L, you're a little kid. You know, that's it basically right yeah, there'sa Prince D, N Yeah! I left out all th the plot, a I don't know I mean didn'the run away from home too, like wasn't his dad being a dick or something atthe beginning. He got beat up by bullies. I remember that what it wasyes y, but it wasn't a library of he...

...was in the attic of his school. Oh okay,that's right! That's what happened yeah, but even then right, Yo, ' e you're!Right though he reads the book. It eventually turns out that he's actuallythe reason behind everything like their their world spoiler alert for whateverthirty fucking forty years worth of a film that that land- I forget, the name of it.Now Anyway, the movie fucking sucs in e arny EST it'as like no. It wasn't Asiin the witch in the Waldrobe fantasia Fantin. Yes, thank you. FANEIA soundslike a a brand of like hooker as crosstre yeah, I was goingto say like a Bob like Raver drug or something an Asiabut anyways that world cant exist. Unless someone believes in the story,that's very Peter. Pan Clap was a clap and fucking tinker bells, we'll stayalive or whatever S W was that Peter Pan Yeah. I know what you're talkingabout do. Yo. Do you remember if you watchd the old Peter Pan? It's likethere's a section where I guess maybe it's in the live, like I saw in a theater and there's ascene where tinkerbell's dying and they're like Yftic, like clap andshe'll, come back to life orwhanyway whatever well anyway. Hey my wholething is this is that they make it so this little boy their world falls apart.If he doesn't read the book, but realistically it could be anybodyreading the book yeah it. They just need someone to read the fucking bookexactly but dude. What about this? So at the end, thea. A big thing is theprincess, if she's like dying and all this, but she needs a name and the cthe person reading the book has to like give this character in the book. A NameT in order to save the whole ats and that's the Cruk, that's the big thingand the kid in the movie runs to a window and yells, but right as likethunders clapping or some shit, and you don't hear it like I as a kid, I neverknew what he's saying it was like three syllables and I found out hes sayingMoon Child. It's like Moonchild is the name he's yelling, but you don't knowyou can't tell like. I don't know how people figured that Shit Ut. Did youfind that hard to figure out when you watched it di I at that point I wasn't payingattention chick see. I actually thought it was. He wasyelling the name of his Ma. He was herd, name she's Ahip his his mom's day wasmoon channel Ar she fui Hais, Rofer and sing is Abes right, but I just tell you this movie does nothold up. It's like you could watch H. Labyrinth right labyrinth to this dayhas certain elements and characteristics that make it specialand unique. Suredavid Bo's movie is just a giant of course, eobviously a Boas Yon Oi mean this movie is just a fucking Turd y andso. I feel like what you're sayingis it's due for a remake oo? Don't do it don't do it? We, the the audience,doesn't know we spent about an hour talking about horror, movies and thehorrible remakes that they've made much. We hate them and, like I just want Daveto enjoy it. I don't want hem to like be sour on this franchise and you knowhe needs. He needs it to be updated because he didn't like the Anamatronicsof alcore. Didn't you didn't like the song at the end that never inx Tory sod. You know that was by Limal the singer of Kajagogu that did that toShashashsh Adua, that eighty song whoas Li e, the one hip wonder Kajagugu thesinger. I never knew this as a kid is the one that sings at never iningstoies. I lways thought it was some chick. It sounds like a woman shing,but I thought it was a woman wh. Maybe he's got a guesssinger and he'slike the producer, but it's credited to him Limald some weird name. I don'tknow if he's a fake name or his French or what, but you know I I'm so tired right now. Don't know ifyou tell me the truth, it is I ot oking ad mantage of me. You know what I mean, so I'm notgoingto like look it up on the Internet. I'm just going to take everything yousay is Gospel with Fuckin Tlamall know. I think. Maybe that was your problem asyou needed to watch it sort of impaired. So you need to Rewatch it now thatyou're really tired and you might omage it yeah take some Assen. It might just make more sigh. If I ever see another person on twitteror Socia media say Al that scene when the the horse down, my God, ruin mylife. It scarred me forever I'd be like shut your face. That thing was, it waslike a spy day for this horse and a mud bath and SIRT. It went under and youdidn't see it again for the re. Well, you did see it later in the movie. Youhad to get another spoiler, so it...

...didn't die anyway. ocame lack, wussescame back, camebut dude, don't tell I on know. I don't get it. I don't. Thislove affair is just rightdude. You can't. You can't tellthat to my girlfriend. 'CAUSE Carley is a horse person and that San shespecifically won't watch this movie because of that scene same with her son,my steps on joys h. He talks about. I hate that movie and if you ask him whyit's that scene with the God damn horse- and I agree with you like- i- don'tgive a shit about the horse- that's seen it's just like. Okay, it's a plotdevice. It, like you know, creates an emotion, makes sense, but holy Shit.Some people can't watch that movie for that Shit. You're right. It's IT'SCRAZY! Yeah! It's just! I don't know man a youknow. Just a lot of these movies in the eighties have lost their lustre with me like willow, you watch wil willow andnois O living crap on O. I liked it when I was a kid. Did you I watched itrecently, you still like it Amas I wan to watch it. Now, though, I don't knowH, t that's scary, that you Sayn one of Yous, always holds up the other one'slike Na. Not at all, don't listen to Hem. I know your taste already. We 'retalking about movies before t sh you'll enjoy EA willow. Still I'm telling youit's it's good. Just is jaded, make sure you get a bottle of to tate makesure you got a bottle. Some kindof hard alcohol next year and every time andwillow, when you hear Madmad again the puck an take a shot you'll be drunk bythat, but half of the movie d. what's his name, Bal kilmer was the shit andtha. He was awesome, mad martigain, it was awesome. Then it was great andWarwick Dave and all e Wa Wer, a the ewak himself H, yeahsure a got role, you're still not selling it on me. So white e Warwick Davis. What does that do forme? Valkilmer dude, real genius top sermit.He was Ofso mcrouberamagrooper fucking, the saint, the forgettable t. You know I will saythis, I'm a I know, toby was about to say something and it' better, be reallypertinent. Por Oo, wear mgoing on Aboe, there's a lot of pressure, so tolmejump back in, say what you're Goin to say. I I'm I'm really thinking hard oflike movies that don't hold up that I've watched recently and it's not asold as you know. Well, it's more in the nineties, but like I,I recently watched the first mortal combat movie- Oh God, and the CGI is sobad and but Henderson directed ther, the one thatdid vent horizon yeah, not Paul Thomas Anderson, Paul, like Wa Anderson orsome Shit Anyway, going it just I loved the movie wlike. I was watchingit and I was like this is so bad, but it's so good because of nostalgia, and I don't know I can't think of any othermovies that are just God awful now I don't know I can definit, I'msure I can think of some troll. Do you ever watch troll? The original I meantroll too, is the gold standards up there with the room for, like so badthey're, good movies, but the original troll, which had Sunnybono in it Umthat movie is kind of Shitty, and when I was a kid that it freaked me out- andI watched it recently and I'm like what the fuck was wrong with me man, but uh.I don't know as Oh in the main character in theoriginal troll. The the I say protagonist. Was this kid: Ohcoincidentaly, the kid that played in the never ending story, the one thatrode artex whatever his name was a Trau that Ye y was the lead in troll whichdid not hold up. So this is crazy. Ta Acti is baking movies up, but buanyway his name. This character'sname in troll was Harry Potter. How Weird is its yeah? That's funny yeahand he goes to see the hike wizard woman in it ND, which is weird butanyway, but yeah. I like how you clarify the director of mortal combat,wasn't Paul Thomas Anderson Ye it Gayou or con confused like why the fuck does mortal combat.Have Dirk diglery what the all's going on here? What is that? Was She ony Apple's fault she got hial combat. She was a bigarcade l. You know Gamer why she not really now. I know you'refeeding me Aligne, a Crock AF crap you just making this up off the cuff yoownapple whet. I wanted to say earlierwhat what about Fewan a apple now I was justquickly going to say she is she's up there with Alanis Morset for likeanyone, who's had a psycho girlfriend cannot stand like I don't know. I enjoySOMOFFENA APPLE ES music, I'm not going...

...to lie, but you know she still gives mechills, sometimes when I think o e ecause she's, like that, you know psychoex girlfriend kindof vive. Youknow what I mean that criminal and you've had plenty you've had plenty of those. My friend,I was just going to mention that I'm inviting the Hatemal for people who sayyou know you don't youn't, even bringing up the movie properly you're,not keeping anything lance. You don't know the hell you're talking about. Iknow, but I mean I'm just Kinda, like you know, jumping all over the placehere w with my thoughts on it. So I imagine, if you want to, if you're soinclined, you can hit us up on swinter at selling out show or on Gemal sellingout show at g ml dtcom and tell me what kind of fool you believe I am Tor. Ifyou're one of nates psycho exrirfriends, you n tell us why Fen Aal's awesome, yes, saggy little peal, I lieand, then that's more set yeah or if you are aweight, lost trainer or some kind of physical fitness guru contact us to.Let us know how tol can shut a few pounds. I need it as apparentlyis realy.That was. That was a concern of his heading into today's program. Yeah,please do that. We don't want to lose toby. You know what I mean his heartcould give out. We Don any second. Now it's I'm just one donuted way:Mebutwellmanha, but elanes Morsett. She was on another staple of my youth,which was you can't do that on television, the Canadian sketch comedytroop of Little Kids, that UH was on Nickelodeon, H, N in likenineteen and eighty four or five or something I recall, usur yeah. Iremember B, but Alanismarcet started on that she was a an actress on that or acharacter or whatever a a person on the Butyni. Just think it's disgusting- andI don't know if it's true, but that whole song was that you want to know. Oh God y Ah,was that Orone, that's the one tha thee reallyabout a was that the one about Dave, coulier orsomething from fulhowl? I think you'R right to cut it ouyes. I think you'reright and had 'cause when you listen to that song. She's like and I went downon you win Ata Tim. I can imagine him this finishing, he bostit a nuht and hewas like cut ow, it's like where nhes Wen of Hawaii andshirt and hen gallaghers right next to them he's like. Is it my turn? Yeah Igot a watermelon for John Laos. Jons stane was watching e movie with them. Why isn't she with John Stamo's UncleJessie was hotter than joy? You know what I mean he had th ade says you donestaos Du, but Anyway Shar. Why wasn't she withJohn Sneas? Why wasn't Elanice more set with John stamos instead of Dave?Coullier, let's forget, is op nnknow that the honest answer is probably likeshe didn't know: 'em Yeah. She just happened. Tono of course, that's thereason why tit's happened, yeah that that's S, a Canadian thing who knows yYh, so yeah and actually troll, wasn't sure. Where Lik going back to trol, we left it. Weleft it behind I', bringing it back. There was someollk Jenniver ares inthis first movie. No, that's a that's leper, H, Leopar, lepr, CA, ats, the Firston YeahJennifer, ansny yeah. They an and more recent years after friends came out.They put her on the box cover, even though she's not like the maincharacter, Yeh Yeah Yeah. I don't know my step on watched the lepriconfranchise not long ago. That's one that I don't really I'm not into, but I nowthe first one is okay, I guess, but they just get that one gets soridiculous. They. I recently watched them with my kid too, and the the newest one that they came outwith they. They did th the Halloween thing and, and basically said all thesequels don't exist and they e're not canid anymore and then the newest one'sthe only one, that's canning, Dade Halloween's done that like twice now,you know they've like started over like this one doesn't count now our partnonHoesn't count the new ones like all of them, don't count, including Pare ausepart too, O got blown up in anyway. We don't have to go into all that lowerstart talking about Halloween, Michael Myers, hey one thing I want to add tothe Halloween thr O sontal. I always thought it would in the newest one. Ithought it would have been cool if all the movies were Cannin, because theywere the rumors of what kids would tell other kids Ling at school and stuff,and so every story is real in a like. You know h: Did you hear about the BogiMan? I like this right. It's like an urban legend sort of thing like yeah,and it just keeps getting twisted and added to and that's why he never diesand that's why there's you know, but now t that's pretty cool because theywanted to turn it into when they did...

...part three which season of which it hasnothing to do with the others. It's all the weird Halloween masks and Shit thatone they wanted to turn Halloween into like a weird anthology thing, and sowhat you're talking about kind? That is, in that same spirit, where it's likevery halloween. You tell scary stories you have you know you. Her are all thestories that we're told about Michaelmen. So anyway, that's prettycool, that's good Heye! Looking at it yeah it that way. That way everythingis still somewhat cannon. You know you Cann thatawaither. In that way, busterRyns doesn't ruin the franchise, or at least that movie, you can stillbe like. Okay make sense. Th Yho can treat me mother, Fucke orwhateverthin. This SI as Drugfoh like every franchisewhen it goes like past three or four. They always had a wrapper at some pointand then that's when it's just like Nope we're done with it. We Givi wantit exactly. Morher, Jane Salan Bob Get added to it like Screm yeah man was dmx or Cooli. However, in ahorrmolio Waswell he was in oh no wait. What was cool going, I feellike he was in one feelieoh. Everbody can be like no yeah. I don't want, likea scary movie kind of thing, where it's like a comedy making fun of HorrorMovies but, like legitimately, like you, just brought a bust of rhymes being inHalloween, move yeah yeah. I'm I'm actually looking this up rightnow, because I feel like coolly worsy were in a movie but n, maybe not kno. I don't know snoopdog s in like bonesor some shit. It was like some sohorrd movie, something like that. Has thereever beena good horror movie with a wrapper in or a musician of any sort I' just thinking, that's the laziesttitle ever Adornd to any horror movie everom shes called bone s e convectionthat went on for focking years with it, but she was trick of treatment, O Pyeah HD. To do it back to you, cal call back, come back, yeah mean Idon't know hey. You know what do want. Ta Mention something, though, a aboutthese remakes, because recently H, our pas over the dualing decade, show withcordcast again Internet radio. Whatever the hell, you want to call Hem tdueling decades great program. I've been on it multiple times, D Nad's beenon it, but they had Keith Kugan owow on idls. He was on R. was he in? I justknow Heson, don't tell mom the babysitters n dad also in that, but hewas in critters. Ogoshdon is holy. Maccmakith Hugen wasthe lead. He was basically the protagonist and cus. If you don't countthe Alien Bouny enters, they were kind of a protagonist too CR, okay, rainmanand Comno Ivebeen, full of it Duislly, trivial, persarke or a movie addition.Let me let me at least get this out of my face before you go yeah trivel yourtrivial pursue on my ass, but when they were talking about remaie, it's notjust because they want to remake something 'cause, they have no ideasand I knew this 'cause. This applies to comic books as well, not just films,but they need to put out content under that banner to retain the rights ofthat proper Tas. True Ahso, it's not like, Oh who the hell is clamoring forthe robocop remaking H, probably nobody right, but the thing was: if theydidn't remake Robocon, then they would have lost the right Strob B. who,because Oryan pictures put out the original Robo Oan, I don't think Orionis even still around. Are they they didn't put? I was using it as Theynokay,an MS yget Yande wearing Hamer Hamer RINpictures doesn't exist in soya, that's what happens with likeSpiderman and fantastic fours. Probably one of the better examples of yeah, alesser loved movie re. You know reboot kind of thing sure and that's aninteresting one, because o fantastic four wasn't that the one was made the Roger Coreman one back inthe eighties. Then they made only to hold on to the the right and they weren't. Even yetthey didn't even release it and you can find it now, but that movie wasn't. Itwas just made as like a a fake thing to to keep the rights and but you canwatch it now, and it's actually a pretty entertaining movie it's betterthan a lot of those eighties. Superhair movies, you know punisher and whatever else is, is that the one thattie Hasslhof Um? No, that has off Lurian Dovlahey YeahDolph lunderm yeah, he's a punisher...

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I want to do my live read now. Do Ihave permission to do that, guys, I'm Ero ookay good. I I'm glad everybody'scool with that you guy, like yeah, cuise Yo Ha to a as long as I don'thave to do it. You hear good yeah good. Yes, please do it well. Iwant to thank the partners of this show starting off with Alpine Hamp dotcom.The CBD Revolution has arrived and if you haven't tried any CVD products, youwere totally missing the boat, you name it any kind of ailment. You can thinkof whether it's stress anxiety, pain, lack of sleep on and on C bd is thereto help and there's no bitter place to pick up CBD for an affordable pricethan Alpinehamp Dotcom, north and Vapor dotcom. I love to vape. I've beenvaping this whole time that toby and na been going on about movies. I don'tknow lick about, but here's a great thing about North and Vapor: not onlydo they also have great prices and all their eat, liquids, they're, all diketone and artificial, sweet and or free. You may be saying Dave. Why is thatimportant? Because it's always good to know what you're putting in your bodycigarette companies have made careers on killing people for years and yearsand years with vaping. You know exactly what you're getting and you know it'snot nasty stuff make sure you visit Northla Vapor dotcom. You visit boththose sites entered codes, selling out nineteen at checkout, save nineteenpercent off your entire order. Lash but not least, we have spunk Loub spunkloopis an award winning Luberkin used by professionals and the adult filmindustry, but why? Let them have all the fun you don't want to do that, get some foryourself and it's easy. You visit, smunk Lube dtcom place in order, and itcomes discreetly right to your door, so make sure you check out spunk, Lub,docom and without further ado. Ladies Germs and Gents, let's go to some nates,notesd or LB in time. For Na no, no it's been a rough time for those of uswho enjoy going to live music events concerts, raves, musical theatre, it'sall been put on hold andefinitely, while the world grapples with thispandemic. It's sad because this year was shaping up to be a great one. Asfar as the number of shows I was looking forward to personally. To behonest, I got screwed out of some shows before this virus even showed up. Last November, I went into the hospitalfor a spinal infection that our listeners have heard plenty about, butI was in for a couple of months and during that time I missed out on acouple of performances I had planned on attending. So when I got out, I waslooking forward to finally getting back out there. An not only playing, showsmyself but going to see Ome of the great tours that were scheduled forTwsanta twenty, but we all know how that turned out the virus started.Picking People Off Society started closing down the whole spring andSummer seasons worth of shows were cancelled, and at this point in lateAugust, things don't look promising for fall either. The way things are with somany refusing to listen, O science and with no real medical solution in sight.The rest of the year is presumably going to be concert free. Unless youwant to see some ship kicking redneck country band in a red state who stillthinks this virus is a hoax meant to hurt the image of Donald Trump sparethought for all the musicians who already lost the potential to makemoney from record sales years ago. With the advent of streaming services andfile sharing touring became the only way a band could still succeed unless asong of theirs got picked up for a huge advertising campaign or something standup. Comics are really screwed over by Thi situation too. I listen to podcastfrom Jorogan Mark Maron billbur among others, and, although those guys aren'tnecessarily hurting for cash, they do bring up the fact that a lot ofcomedians completely rely on being able to perform. Several sets. A week andcomedy clubs are in the same spot that concert venues are right. Now all thepublicity has been on sports and how can we get these teams of athletes backon the field? Less has been said about the performing artists, an musicians.Thankfully, we live in a world where we are all connected. Digitally and bandshave the ability to livestream or upload live performances. One of my favorite bands, Norwaysenslaved, have done a few great online shows and the cool thing is that fanscan watch it for free, but if one...

...chooses to contribute financially, theycan actually have a say in what songs get onto the set list. Because of thisfans have gotten a sea enslaved play some long lost gems, as well asperformances of complete classic albums, and nobody has to risk getting sickunless you're sitting at the computer eating some questionable food, that'sbeen in the fridge too long. METALLICA has advertised a performance that willbe broadcast to drive in movie theatrs across the country on a certain date,so you still have the experience of going out for the night after having tomake sure you get one of the limited tickets. For the event, the idea is tosit in your car, like at a regular drive in movie and Sea Metallicaprojected on a big screen, which, in all fairness, is how most people seemetallical when they go see them at a regular concert, since usually thevenues are so big. You end up relying on the jumbotron screens to actuallysee them anyway, and hopefully your car seets are more comfortable than stadiumseating. Before everything shut down, my band was starting to practice withsome new technology new for US anyway. Our Drummer got an electronic kit thatsounds really authentic when amplified, but if you plug in headphones, it canbarely be heard even one room over with enough headphones and some other DuHickies. The whole band was practicing almost silently. As far as the otherpeople in the house were concerned, gone are the days of the torturedfamily with the drummer kid whose band comes over to practice. The onlyaudible thing to those not involved in making the music is the voice of thesinger, and that's just because we haven't figured out how to Jack Rightinto a set of vocal courds. Yet a person has to actually sing into a MikeAnyway, with the advances in video conferencing, a band can take it a stepfurther and jam together from their own respective homes. It's an awesometechnological development. That's helped a lot of people and businessesin this post outbreak era, and now big established bands are using it as well back in May Frank Godla of online musiccontent provider. I guess you'd call them. Metal injection organized a threeday festival called the Sleigh at home festival. It was an online show thatfeatured tons of metal bands from every one of the countless subgenres eachplaying sets you could tune in or not depending on your own schedule and orinterest. These performances were great enough, but what really interested mewere some of the sets that featured members of different bands playingtogether just jamming some covers some really incredible original material.The thing that capped it off for me was a performance with members of Goreguts,revocation carbomb and the Delenger eskateplant. These are all supertalented bands that write really intricate material individually andtogether. It's like a dream, come true for someone like me. This festival spawned a lot of likeminded performances across Youtube. This campy metal, centered onlinecomedy talk, show called two minutes Ti late night has organized a lot ofsimilar jams. Members of metal and hardcore bands from Cavin to Guar to ahundred others can be seen performing songs by everyone from the misfitz toOzzi Osborne, tdefrigan, Boston. It's a dream, come true for a lot of fans. Ijust hope enough. People are chipping in to watch if they can even afford it.That's the thing about the Internet. You have the option to pay for things,but the ones that do are probably a fraction of the number that just likefree shit. Nobody pays for music or news anymore. That's just the world welive in, but anyway I hope everyone out there has been able to keep themselvessomewhat entertained during all this. Hopefully next year, I'll run intoeveryone at an actual live show. After we all get vaccinated, you guys missgoing to shows or anything you guys haven't done- that what Dave you'vedone, that in whill toby either you guys, Oh man, I love going to live,shows I listen to a lot of metal, lardcore music. So the h going to ashow, it's IT'S THE ENERGY! That's there! Some of these bands, I feel,like you can't. I mean you're going to enjoy your favorite bands, no matterwhat, when you're, watching them one screen, but there's something about thebeing in the venue and being Nex all...

...everyone. That's sweaty there thatwants to see this one band and push hem and stuff, and I miss that I miss thattoby misss sweaty and see every time you get me with something that I sayevery single time now: Daves out, sor, ruined toby's name, Rai, no, no, no panas m, some sex, perverfreaking! Now one thing you know, I I've been I'ma big S, I'm not a musician at all, but I I'm a big supporter of music in general. I I used to actuallybook bands and stuff and set up shows so I I know that these these bands theythey are making a living off tours and that's it and I don't have a lot ofextra money. But I've tried to buy a couple of te shirts from some of myfavorite bands or or bands that I think are up and coming that I really likeand just trying to you know again, donating to live, shows andstuff that they're doing is awesome but buying merch from some of Hem. It justhelps them out too, sometimes, of course, so at's, that's the main thingof MERCO yeah. I've tried to buy a couple of t shirts here and there andstuff- and you know, like you, said no one's paying for music anymore. It'sit's a fraction, a small small fraction of ascent for every stream on like spotify or something for for these bans.When you listen to their sonng, you have to listen to their songs millionsof times before they can make some decent money off of it, Ohel so yeah. II can't wait. I can't wait there. There was a big fesivel I wanted to go to inDecember, and I I just I know it's: It's Gointo get canceledyeah. It hasn't been yet, though, so far sofar, they haven't announced anything H. it's like a two or three day thing in H, somewhere in Buffalo, Oyeah, New York,you're flying up from New York. I want to it's my favorite ban, putting on thethis big show and there there's like forty bands and there's wrestling andall kinds of live goofiness and I wan to go so bad, but I find out you're ajugglorer. You gonna Noiglad, you forget that they they do wrestling too.No, it's a band calld. Every time I die, they do A. I love every time I died ve.I brock one of their shirts, like still to this, like all the time from the hotdamn elbum, Yayeah yeah, so maybethey do the shipmiss. I think it's what it's called shipnessthey're from buffalo to yea, say there buffalo band. I didn't know about thatfestival, but wow yeah. That makes sense buffls. So I'm I'm holding Ou,I'm holding out th all of a sudden. This magically all goes away by then,and I can still go. You guys are all fucking still nnow DMYeah Dave, wouldn't even o see the flaming lips o. They were playing liketen minutes from his house man. Oh my dad, and I I lov Lo endoslip but th.The problem is, I don't wantto go down there and then I get a pack and I got amix with all these people who are sweating and pushing and and all thatstuff that toby seems to enjoy so much, I'm too old. For that Shit. I'm sorryman, I iam. Now, at the point where, in I, okay corona sucks right is fuckingaffected everybody's life for the worse yet here I am Gog I'll, never go to seea movie again. I really have no interest in ever going into a Mev likeI'm done with publicit, I iitman ter's too much of a hassle. You know for meit's too much of a pay in the ASS and if you give me the option now, I knowthe recent news kind of slinging it back to the movies here we j spent thewhole first part of the show talking about but like Mulan on Disney plusthey're, going to charge thirty bucks on te people tha see Ala. I don't knowhow many people would actually shell that out. I know I wouldn't, but then I was thinking what if it wassomething that I really really really really really. That was my my my innerchild going. I want this so bad. Would I pay thirty dollars? I mean when I was a teenager. I think I mademy mom pay. Thirty Bucks for, like an iron maiden concert with the on pay perview. So he's Goin to be there. It was like fucking. It was like ontheir fear of the dark tour which is Wesh, because it's not wone of TheyreBi ound but you're like it's, not l, Ke power. So a I'm sit. No, but still Iwas fucking, then I', saying y mom, please a my mom didn't make a lot ofmoney here. I am this fucking greasy ass fucking teenager going, I gosteingse clicking so I street yeah from my coach and then h, but that's the thingnow here I am at forty two and that's all I want to do. I don't W. I don'thave to interact with people or pay too much for drinks or anything else. Idon't like being ripped off so yeah.

You know if more bas were a live streamat first. You think well, they're charging people to play songs, good,I'm glad and let em B'cause there's people that are willing to pay for it.A D let 'em use their money the way they watch her man and if you wan tohear this, this B side o one thousand nine hundred and eighty four and youcan pay twenty five bucks to hear it. Do it. You know what I mean don' knowman. What's that Tois got an idea, because only fans is a big deal rightnow, where plerle paying to see girls get naked and stufwhy. Don't we startonly bands, Oh shit, and then you pay for them to play got it is this? Doesthis count US copyrighting it? If we put this out already xestsounds too, it sounds tooobvious. It's so good! It's almost too od TA. I O the name. Only bands likeall of it, an just seems like somebody must hate to play. I mean it's allthere W it's there. We just this is our business plan. We're about to becomefilthy, rich guys APS is where it's at bro Social, social media, yeah, there's onefatal flotto your play hopes Lok that we're all incredibly Liv get who avthese bands. Do you know anyone? It's like we're. GOINGTA, a have all thesebands from like my hometown. You know you could see this rar cut from puckingwister Booglo fucking trio, some poker OKAAYEA from osh cash. There's got to be some kind of countryban down in Texas right you guys into down there yeah. Oh Yeah, you knowyou'll, wear cowboy ads everyone asking a lot of that. EveryoneAlway got the cowboy hat you own, a cowboy head. Oh he si O in Li Stellair and S O. Listen,my my girlfriend's, a cow girl, man she's. We wride horses, andship man. Wego to those stores. She has me, try him on Coboyo I'll, ever, don't think I'llever own 'em. Now we o o just made. I I just went from. I will never to. Idon't think I'll. Ever One sendenc this a little behind the scenes onNate's love life, you know c thin. She makes me try hem on drying onstepsinsand Bolo ties in this store, and then I gon to bring 'em home andI'd paythere's a role yeah, no you're, a big Burley, Texas oil manwho likes to get sweaty and push people around Toby's head pops up in thewindow. Can I play too he's got spurs. I got Spurs General Jangjingoh Man, but no I'm backto my original sentiment. I am so ready for the world s to to plug in theirbrains to their laptops and never leave home again, yeah, hopefully anhow. Hopefully what hopefully that happensor doesn't happen, um whatever Bodon'thopefully hope. No, I oleerputers and it becomes the Matrix yeah and I can just slag off all day longcallback, yeah call back yeah, so yeah man, great nates, notes per huge things.It's definitely food for thought. I mean and again we got two differentopinions here, wherein I would rather stay home, Toby's eager to go out,you're ready to go out and rock you're in a band on', can't Wai for any of it. I played one GIG. We played like thisoutdoor thing outside of a it's like a some kind of ice cream, festil ias likea local towny thing, but they w needed a band to play. We did that and peoplewere like make sure they're standing, difting, beaterway or whatevr. You knowit just was so t s such a hassle and like everyoneaasks and like just justweird man, so I don't know I'm good with it. For now I I'd like toplay show, but whatever ou now I'll wait till things cool down, you lookouting. You look out into the crowd and you're. Like I don't know, I can't seeif they're, enjoying or wag or are they smiling, are they singing along? I can C te o.It is holding an ice cream festival withmathware. You got to wear mass wout, Adbert e worst idea, tmushing the icecream coin into thei mass. You know one person at lest did that byaccident. My Gosh, I forgot to pull it down what a Shity Wer we in boy, I hope- hopefully, hopefully, no one responded to that.That was completely up and air e okay. As a anscrein O at...

...all right, let's get the hell out ofhere. We all got things to do. Nate, you're baked. You probably want to go.Take it now right when you get a OE, pouo cow girl,Eah, Oh, I know I'm Super Ti, I'm playingcowboy and cal girl in my brain right now. That's what's happening, I'mriding a cow into the universe, into some kind of weird vortex and I'msaying no, I'm not ready to go and the cow's looking at Meang on Mur, like howcan I say no to you and your lucious lactation bring me bring me into the light. Ohyes, Bo biinity, so yeah this has been the selling out show. I am Dave that is NA and toby is hereas well. Toby. We Love You love, you guys Ruton Ol right! This is this iswonderful, listen, the show with a little happiness and SOE'm such anegative Nily, but anyway I want to thank each and every one of you outthere for tuning in you guys. Rock again I mean I want to say to El word again, but Ithink I just overused it with tobster. I don't know if I'm allowed to, can IGok I lovehsher Sher Ar Iakolog, you don't take your pats off so yeah, see guys later by by AdiosPisanchaw.

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