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Episode 57 · 1 year ago

Ep.#57 Sticky Situation

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Hello! On this humdinger Dave is joined by Toby Schofield to talk about a recent CNN article that revealed shocking revelations about...sperm? This of course leads Dave to discuss a recent visit to an adult novelty store, the continuity involved in a cinematic universe centered around porn, and Toby discovers he may have inadvertently created sexting. Plus, considering we are well adjusted adults, we wrap up the show chatting about the Sega Genesis Mini. So kick the kids, elderly folk, and the FBI outta the room. Click play and ENJOY!

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Welcome to the selling outshowrellywhat it does is reaches a Dewa brain chemically o Kad your happiestmemory, chenically an block on that emotion, pleased it chemically and thenithappyhahello hello, hello and thank you for tuning into the selling outshow where you screw up life at our leisure. For Your listening pleasure, Iam one of Your Hos David shells and normally by my side, is Mir NatGrzinsky, but unfortunately back home there were storms and he has no power.So use your mind's eye right now and imagine that poor sont of a binchsitting around a candle and a rusty old can of beans open. So he can eat thatfor dinner. I am joined by frequent collaborator and cohost toby. Schofieldof all the secret named pod casts in the univers. That's right, toby, you were here andyou have power and you're not sitting around an hour eating a rusty old canof beans. I don't know that sounds delicious. I think so. Maybe well. Thebeans are Col, not really. No, that sounds awful yeah that sounds terrible.Yeah, cold beans, not good, but you know tobster. I was thinking a thiningabout you was thinking about me and there had time in history inrecorded human history, that we were the Crim Dalacrem the best of the bestat something Okay Wyn. When n was what was I good at anything? This is. Thisis what I'm getting to here is in. This applies to every human being, Wel,actually, technically any living thing on the planet. Romantal mamillion IASlike how that sounds coming out of my mouth, a million, but there was once a mad dash to fertilizean egg. You see where I'm going with this. I see I see Hem following see nowyou're following, but back then when you were a wee indy, bitty sperm, youweren't following nothing, you were at the head of the pack. You were the onethat got there first said: Fuck you, mother, fuckers. I got this. This is myegg and Foala. A baby was born over time. We both became big useless piecesof shit yeah right, that's very yeah, that's veryfair! I was I was once the best swimmen Ooh just hold on. Think of that. Thinkof all the other fuck ups that didn't make it to the egg right and somehow wedid Y H. I know think of how easy worse, Whoa right. They ended up down like adrain or something in in the backroom or on the inside of a thigh or whateverthe case may be, but we madand, you know we did so what happened? Wewe've just wasted it all. Well, that's the thing n. How can we get that firmmotivation back 'cause? If you think of it? Sperm really only has one mission, onepurpose its just waiting to get out there speed Spain itself or race to thefinish line, and then after that, hey that's it it's just a simple! You KnowDirective. I simple way to exist for the short amount of time that it doeswellmaybe. Maybe that's the problem is we have too many responsibilities oncewe get to the egg and we are...

...a human, I mean we've got bills. We'vegot significant, others that we have to please and make happy and sometimeskids and going to work. Well, there's a lot ofresponsibility. You just had one responsibility beforeI was just trying to become a perse yea and now you've got all thisstackd against you. Well, you know people believe in past lives. I don'tknow if you do what your perspective is and all of this I won't go too far into it. ECAUSE. Idon't know exactly what I believe, but can you imagine? As a sperm, you had acompletely different personality. You did have friends, I mean you're sittingin the testicles hanging out. Maybe you did have to pay bills. Who knows myfirm name is: is Ted or something I don't know? I was a completelydifferent thing. You know, I'm just saying so. South Park has a reallyfunny joke where they have semen and the the. What is it the eggs that loveThethey, he uh Cartman gets seapeople and seamen and he puts so men ajartogether and it creates seaciety. So what you're saying is: There's a seammonsiety ind, the testacles and there's little apartment buildings when we'repaying rent and we're like all right. Well, today's Today's going to be theday I'm going to get to the egg yeah like you, you were in accountants orsomething and then the flood gates open and you're like op fuck, this gotta go,you got wife and kids. You got something elheey th door is open, swim,mothe, fucker swim. What, if Wat's, what I I want to get really philosophical onyou, please Oa! Please do what if what if we are spirm right now, this is, Ifeel like I should be stoned when I'm saying settl everyone, Co e, ve, Quir wwhat. If we are seamen right now andwhen we die, that's actually us going to an egg or being released. You knowwhat I mean: it's a rapture, that's what it is! That's exactly Holy Shit. We are just aseaman sperm and then we end up in I don't know. I don't know where I'mtrying to go with TAT, I'm not! If I was stoned. This would make sense. Iknow that's a problem. We can't articulate right now, 'cause we're justriffing right. We just be bopping an scatting all over the place, but we should be writing a book on this andturning it into like so little cult or religion. Oh Man, we be on to Om, hery,cold E. H, yes, give us your house, we'll tach, you all bot how you're justa sperm in this simulation yepwaiting to fertilize Ha Universe'segg. That's a shit mn! It's funny too 'cause! You said Oh you're, like ohToke, up everybody. I don't smoke grass anymore, but I can only imagine if Istill did I'd be mind. Blown right now, like my p, yeah Ythese, guys get it.They understand. I Gona fucking follow them to the endsof the Earth until I get released. Good join us because all all we need isyour life savings, your house and your car, and we can teach you everything.We know yep absolutely. Do we get a compound. We have to have a colmpound,I think so. Yes, it must be done. We need a compound. We need to have a love circles. 'CAUSE, you know if wehad a a cold it'd, definitely be a sticky one. If you know what I mean,they'd be a lot O. Yes, of course, I speakable thingshappening in Dave and toby's Colemyn. It's already about seamen, so, like youknow, to bless our foor gross.

I felt dirty saying that I felt dirty Ipaused for a second and I wasn't going to say it and I was like no you'recommitted just say I just let it go j you already you dug in too far man yougot it you' got to let it out your mouth Floatin, the rain out yourspeaking hole but toter. The reason why this whole thing about sperm, I is onmy mind, is because I recently saw an articleand I'll give credit where credit is due on C NN and the headline Red Humeanspur roll, like playful Otters, as they swim study, fines contradictingcenturies old beliefs. Now anybody can go and Google this article and kind oflike dig into what I'mabout to talk about. Basically here they said thatthree hundred and forty years ago there was a dude with a name that I can'tpronounce, but he was a Dutchman, so he was freaky. Diki he invented a powerfulnew compound microscope. So he's got this microscope. He loves looking atShit. He's like this is my new toy wo. We. What can I stare at next throughthis thing and what better than his own ajaculate? Well? Okay, that's that'salmost as gross as what you were just suggesting initiation vitual to join our cult whenhe did see this and he saw the individual spirm, he saw their littletails whipping around and so for all these years we have believed that is infact how they move. But scientists have now found that the tail rolls, as Ijust mentioned, with the headline like a playful otter, so children's booksnow are ruined for me because if I ever read aboutthat happy little hatter, it's going to remind me Giz. But anyway I digress. AUTERS are one of myfavorite animals too, a kind o ruin they're, so cute redly. Imagine youyou're, like cuddling with an Otder and he's like making odter noises, which Idon't even know what odter noises are, but maybe like I and then just but loop and loopsuddenly you're,holding a giant sperm and it's it's uncontrollable. It's like holding an O,topus tentacl, it's whipping! You win the things you're like it's reallyterrible. Don't worry, he's just rolling like a playful ater. Now the whole thing with this is, and Iget it right. Research is done for fertility purposes. I mean people,research, things all the time that make no sense to the average Joe like myself,but now in times that we live in of disease and strife and all these otherterrible things I mean this has been the worst year ever right. Yes, ofcourse, you think there's some other fucker out there getting paid aboatload of money and has a grant just to watch sperms swim all day and theyfigured this out. Man Wait. Someone consciously decided I'm going to be asperm scientist yeah. I don't know if there's an official title for that, Ithink in the article they don't call him that. Let me look it up here: Litt Qui, esspurt, a Jispurg spurt. I like to see that s card hello, I'm Dr Scofield. I am a doctor ofJisburbird jispartist. I I'm rolling through this article. I can't find outwhat kind of doctor he is so jizburt works for me. Okay, perfect, but yeah,that's a job! THAT'S A legitimate job! That's what this guy in his team doesall day everyday when they go home on the weekends they're, probably thinkingabout it, flipping burgers on the grill going Jeez. You know, I wonder how test sample a is swimmingright now and underneath the Um Gisosphere gyraiter thing, I'm a Giggy,humble bub. I think they would at least...

...label hem and be like all right thisone's Jeff as well as saying earlier right. You got ta name 'Om, you can't just belike. Oh that's test a you. Gotta got a girl bond with the e I mean you'rewatching them like you. Would an animal and you know you're, observing ananimal. So you're like, AH THIS IS MY FRIEND BILL: Hey the seaman I Ireference past lives earlier, but now that we're you know forming an officialColt here we can call it the prelife the ring who were you in your prelife right, yeah, yeah, MHM yea and I was ahappy little spirm named Ted, who who's fond of bow ties and H. attending cribbage matches. Who knowsthe possibilities are endless. You know I hate that I imagined a sperm with aBowteye. Really I don't. I don't like that. I didn't like that. INAGE it wasweird. Would you prefer a sperm and a tight ice shirt playing hackey sack ant to Lo your bonies on what is he peppel up you? What are youtalking about wearing Ahena she's ee? Oh Mad H, do you think that the spermlike scientists it like, goes home and like it say, it's it's a man or even awoman and they're. Just like look, I don't want to have sex'm I'm tired oflooking at at Seaman, I'm just tired of it. I don't care. Well, that's the ageoho wit. Isn't it it's like if you're a Guinacollegist, you must be tied ofseeing twots all day long, but in you know the reality of everything. You're,probably not. You know, probably not yeah. I guessyou're right putting on your diving cap jumping right back in I mean you know:Yeah Yeah. I guess I guess you're not like looking at a Dick all day, you'rejust looking at I mean basically spit ye would exp every time you appear onmy show. You just keep getting weirder and more bizarre and socially awkwardto the point where I don't know. If I should be talking to you or calling theF Bi liten whe, when you first said, hey we're going to talk about some Jews.I initially was like. Oh God he's going to ask like when the first time I didand like he's going to ask all these weird questions. I was terrified andyou're like no, no, no 's! It's it's going to be okay. I like how you justreveald to the audience how the sausage is made on this show I just sent on arandom check. So I'm like hey. You want to talk about Jizz, you know and and that's what I'm saying it soundsbad, but you were eager to to talk about this. You were like Hell Yeah. Ican't wait to talk about some UH, some ofjacquulate. Oh yes, sh! It'salways after I agree to it. I'm like wait a minute. What's what's going tohappen in this conversation, where's it going to go yeah. I never would havedreamed that this would have gone to colts and stuff. But I m I'm happyabout that. This is a good thing. Colts are great things, they're, wonderful,wonderful that sprimple yeah yeah, those I was going to say if you everlisten to any old selling out, shows you'll find out that I'm not a big fanof colts but feel free to check out our RCHIVES, and I believe that might evenbe episode number one, making it easy. Peazy lemon squeezy now on the wholetrend that we're talking about right now. I I also have to tell you I wentto a sex shop the other day for the first time I think, since I was maybe hlate teams- and you know the thing about sex shops now, they're morehybrid, because they also have to be CBD, vape and a sex shop. It's not justyou know just one megaseximporium right right yeah, so I walk into this place.Figurng, not I'm going to go check out. You know, what's going on and and hlike there's some kind of social scene inside and they're going ta welcome meor something, but you know what Wan I...

...kindof want to scope it out and seewhat they are. What they're like nowadays! So I go into this place andmy mind is fucking absolutely blown because they had rows in rows offucking. DVDs like it was blockbuster in nineteen. Ninety four and I Icouldn't believe it because I'm like we have all the resources and tools. Nowthis is going to make me sound creepy, but it's the truth to not need aphysical form of media to purchase and bring home to get our racks off right Imean the Internet exists solely for perverts. Yes, yes H. I I think I know whatyou're talking about I'm a good good guy, so you know I don't I don't know you mayhave to spell it out a little louder for me. Don't want to do that hell! No!I just n to me like what person in O twosand a twenty is going to the shop,the sex shop and going hey. You know: anel beads vibrators blow up. Oh wait,Holy Shit! Look at this collection of D vds! I need dirty nurses. Seventy threeto complete my yeah right, like seriously who's fucking out therebuying a porno, TRIPLEEX dbd nowadays, J St, doesn't make sense to me. Do youthink there was like you know the e people collect comic books and stufflike that, do you think people like own a complete run of 'cause? You would seethose kind of DVDs it'd be like, but band its forty sings and you'relike WTHERE's forty five of these before this you're. What well like, doyou think people like have the whole collection like on a shelf and they're,proud of it they're like yeah, I own, all, but banned it yeah there must beotherwise. Why would they have them taking up that much retail space? I guess I don't know. I remember onefriend I had when I was younger did have his poorn D vds, like on a shelfin his living room, how it was Hild. It was just like four or five but likethey were on the bottom, like in the corner. Where Y, like you couldn't youreye, didn't naturally go to it instantly. I always saw it like I'dalways looked at me like that's so weird. Why are they there just whereeveryone can see them minor, hidden in a shoe box? Deep in my closet, you knowso I you're perusing the movies forest gumpcurious case of Benjamin Button back to the future, Hey, but man, it's numberforty, six yea like really. He just had him out in the open, maybe yeah- Idon't know that is, I wonder, do you think still has them?It was just a recent thing or no. No, this is probably it's got to be at least fifteen yearsago now, but I remember one of them was like called Milkman or something olaserded, that's yeah. It was lasertis. I rememberlooking at it and being like what the Hell's Milkman and then realizing. Oh,the back shows boobs and everything, and then I realize Oh, the other fouror five DVDs beside it or also porn. So yeah. I don't know it's weird, it'seasy to make sequels to porn movies and wonder if there are any prequels to Kindof, get the back story and howthe but bannit became the butt band. You know what now I feel like this cold is goingto have to also make adult movies, where they're really intwine, like that,where there are prequols and Zequels like the marvle cinematic universe,whos going to have continuity. Yes, you gotta look for Easter eggs and all ofour porn movies or something yeah the're, like I heard that you blewJohn Bone in in, I don't know I'm trying to connect TA universe thatdoesn't exist, but yeah reference other sex scenes that theyere in yeah th t then like a real hard cordnurjs like hold on Joanna, didn't do that because in yeah sexy time,trallups number twenty two, she went...

...back N, one nine teen and eighty sevenerased the current history and he came a Ngun who lives in aconvent in Spain right now. So that never happened you see and they get itlike all down. They get all mapped out and how dare any outside or discuss thefilms with them. They're like you're, not a real fan. You don't Walkin G, theSORESE material they're, not even looking at it for like pleasure,they're just looking at it for contnuidiers at this point exactly exactly right. You know fucking, youknow what I would not be surprised if that kind of fan was out there and morepower to him. I'd respect the hell out of Hem, because there's one thing to like latch onto amajor property and know everything about it. You know, you know me, I'm acobook fan. So of course I try to be as knowledgeable humanly possible aboutthe things t I like and care about, but to be like yeah, an Za he fuckind jizzed on that God, Damnfucked door handle, and let me tell you, like you know, can't believe it just came out of myface. I should be writing these xacs down the God. Damn door hand, this O bad. I gotto stop talking. Thisis fucking terrible yeah. I robbe oon him for rubbed off on it an the worst way. The door handled comment reminded me ofso my friend I was a. There was like four or five guys that were living in ahouse together and we were sitting in the living room and my buddy ran out ofhis room and he goes. You have to come watch this and I was like okay. So we all there was like four of us andwe went to his room and he had a por and pulled up and he was like o Couljust watch endie hit play, and this was on a dv D that he owned. He hit playsand thow were all there's like five guys in this room, watching a borntogether and this guy is having sex with a Latina girl and H. I don't know where I don't know ifthere's like an over our arking story than happening, but it just cuts and it shows a ghaving sex. With thetalk like a soft Taco Orbritos I like Ario, it was just I don't know and my buddylooked at mees he was. I was not expecting that this ruined myexperience, scarn Eli, this guy is now using thisburito and then all of a sudden, there's police sirens going off andhe's like. Oh gotta go and just throws the Borito down and that's the end ofthe porn like that's how it ends. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seenand if anyone knows what that video was called. Please message me: Si want tosend it to my buddy 'cause I br every time I see him, I bring it up e O.Remember that time you made me watch a guy have sex with a Burino and he'slike. Ah that was foked up if you've ever seen this film a Borrito Um Jeez. What did you be call is what doyou call it's like banging oporito. If you ever see someone banging a Boritomake sure y? U You H rite to smelling out, show at g ML. Dotcom drop us aline on twitter at selling out show we want to hear all about is well. No. Idon't want to hear all about it. It's when you know Wat the name of the fillis, I guess someone is Goingto, be like. Oh, you want guys Bangin Burritos,here's a bunch of videos, so maybe this is a bad idea. Let's, let's take it allback, don't send us anything, DON'T SE WEL! You know it's terrible when youstarted the story and You'e like Eah, there's five guys in a room and uhwe're watching this dud fuck this girl. It turns into a Berrito it's likehaving a sausage party and y know. What do you guys do? Watch a porno together,justsny OUNS, weird, it was weird and then we went and got Britos afterwards.No, I'm just kidding...

...young Yu yeah, definitely yeah. It was just a weird thing. Idon't know your door handled thing made me think of like just a weird videorwas forced upon me. I had no choice. I didn't know what I was going into we'reall over the fucking place. Wete this. I don't know if I've ever brought it upon this show before, but I had a B. I think I have. I had a buddy whosefather had this really big pouring collection and he was the kind of guythe KI I'm talking about, not not the guy who owned the poor and the father,but my friend he knew exactly when to re rewind the movies, so his fathernever knew that. He was watching them because he on'tokeep like a time log tomake sure his son wasn't watching his his stash but uh. We one of them had asong in it, and the thime Song was Oh beautiful, lad. So ten, Oh, this mustbe paradise. Island Man Ohi, don't want to ever leave. So I go back to theSalid gold. Yet with MSR M JP and Randy and Hank, Oh yeah, we go back to theSali Goda Wilie m JP, and now I watched this when I was like sixteen years old,Wi h this kid and that song, I can remember it to this day. No BURITO isrequired. I don't know, what's worse a Berito Ataporn or a theme Song Tingomember, Soligor, yeah years later, Mer, m jpveand Randy and Hank. Oh yeah, we go so yeah. I don't know man, it's fucking! Wow is weird, you know yeah. Itdefinitely has a lasting impact on everybody's psyche. Apparently thinking of a lasting impact. When Iwas in the sex shop, I saw some freaky ash shit. There was some Atl Beas thatlooked more like a dog toy. I was like Owho could fuck and pack all that intheir ass, that's insame, the fucking thing. That's what I mean it's like ahuge Jesus Chris, I'm terrible with dimensions like right now. I know. Noone can see me considering. This is an audio show, but I'm like using my handsto try to gauge the size and it was pretty big. So that's why I said E. Ilooked at t im like sat a che toy or is that a fucking playout of gostball size, Egeraseball,SI vaculr baseball size, but the damn thing was long so, like that's like athe person would be flossing with that thing from whatolder. You know what Ihey: listen as long as you're doing it in the safety in privacy of your ownhome, more power to Ya, but I did see a June there who was all by himself. Ididn't mention that I don't want to get too deep into the details. 'cause. Idon't want to get in trouble and have to sleep on the couch, but I was therewith somebody else, but H, wink, wink, nudge nudge, but therewas a dude whowas just going so low and he was like picking up fuckingvibrators and Shit Ang. Looking around, I was like that poor bastard. Did youlook him in the eyes that, of course not that's like you know, my eyes wouldlock and I wouldn't be able to move I'd, probably be petrified. Like Oh shit,you know like no. No, I didn't do that. I haven't. Ihaven't been to a sex shop in years, but, like that was always. The thing islike I. There was so much shame in just walking around like I'd, always justkindof like look at the floor and the'll go oe, you doing even say hello.Now, all right, ihad'T, I'm here for a chhd up, telbowhi. I had a really awkward h when I was eighteen, I had to frequenta sex shop 'cause in the state of Texas at this particular sec shop. You had tobe eighteen to enter sure I got held back in school a year, so Iwas older than everyone and everyone knew I was a real open guy and you knowlike you know, everyone talked to me and told me Weird Shit, all the time Idon't know anyways. I would have a lot of my friends that were girls. Aske mehey. Will you go by me a vibrator,...

...so I was in there enough and showed myI D to get into the sex shop enough to where the guy would be like: Hey, toby,how's IT GOIN nor em from cheers: Yeah, yes, a d it it got to where it was like.It was weird, but at the same time it was like. I mean I'm not buying thisstuff for me, but I'm sure that guy was like this. Dude is a fria. He knows howto get down. I'd have to take pictures of stuff andbe like. Is this what you're wanting and, like you know, tex back and forth,like no n, this is when we had shitty cellphones and the pictures were likereal, bad and pikslagted. So I it'd be like. Do you want this one? No, no! No!No! I haven't bought stuff for some of my guy friends. They wanted to try like the H, the pocket, Pussy, ah sure,Canto carry. They say it's pocket Puss ye just put in your pocket right, H, Ohow it works this this guy, I bought it for him andthey all gave me money. I wasn't like just like: Hey here's, your bought you,some toys to play with. You know, Ot, giving me money. Did you like it? Apercentage like hey, I'm go, give you five percent of you know the the pocketpussi guess should have. I was I was a dumb business guyanyways. He he boughtone and he would hide it in his his sub that he had like a subwolfer that hehad in histral. I thought you meant like sandwich like a five hell of Aon et this mare, ting, really yeah, I'mjust going to fuck and jam this and there no one's going to notice. Look atme, I'M A SNEAKY INCOGNATO OO OT! No! He he had it to where, like hecould pull ut like this little cinter piece and he'd hide it in there 'cause.He was like sixteen or seventeen and he'd hide it from his mom. You knowthis. What you did was highly illegal because if you think about it, you were buyingthese things from minors and you were of age. I was eighteen, Ye h and you're,sending pictures to girls who, whatever seventeen of H, DOE stum O, doeerything dont. That was to sexe Iwas like do you want this product that ison the wall like I never got dirty with it. Don't put that out there e orsaying I mean you know you were sending pictures of these h products, theseyoung young. Ladies out there to me. I think we might have to open aninvestigation come on now. This is an look Indo. You there a little bit andjust do that. I have found the perfect device. It's a fucking five foot, long,anal bead, we're pucking baseball size, beads onHemth S S as your pro wegive you a probe Ohno! No! No! No! This is a I I don't know. This was so long ago Cin there like seven year. What's it called Oh statue, NTO limitations, Yeah Yeahidn't that didn't that apply yeah, it's thirty five years, so you're still welle. The compy comfines of getting in a boatloaded trouble young man Ithad to have been like fifteen sixteenyears ago, come on yeah sure it. The time keeps moving now ear. Seven yearsago I mean sixteen years ago Sh. Forty five I W I was eighteen and I'm thirty,I'M AOUT TO BE Thirty. Two soseventeen, oh it'll, be seventeen years, yeah,still no good, very bad, very, very bad, oh very bad! So yeah, Idon't know I might have to kick you out of our Colt. Mi have to get n the boot for that one.There buddy m man yeah, so I don't. I don't get to partake in the H. The porn, H, cinematic universe thatwe're going to make anymore get in it. You don't get to go. Take Part in thebaptism of the the SPLOGE. I'm glad I miss that one. So anyway, that's life right now is a verysticky situation to say the least, but...

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