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Episode 54 · 2 years ago

Ep.#54 Take Two

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Much to our surprise the Selling Out Show is now two years old! No, we're not shocked we made it this far...we just happened to forget our anniversary. So we've assembled some clips at random intended to entertain and let all the fine furry folk on the internet know what we're all about. Kinda.

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Welcome to the selling out show, your Timbo. What it does is reaches into you a brain chemically, and no, get your happiest memory chemically, and then blocks on to that emotion and releases it chemically, and then it keeps your happy, happy. Hello, hello, hello, and thank you for tuning in to the selling out show. I am one of your host David Schultz, and by my side is my partner in wait. There's nobody there, not a soul, just me. Yep, seems to be the case. I am riding Solo Today, Ladies and gentlemen. But there's a reason for all this, you see, because, in typical selling out show fashion, we completely missed our second anniversary. Thankfully, our program is not a shallow nor vindictive spouse, so we got away with no gifts, no recognition, no well whatever. But still, I couldn't let that stand. So here's the scoop. What I decided to do this time around was Greig. I guess could call it a compilation episode mode. It's definitely not a best of no, no, I don't go around tuting my own horn. I pay people on the street to do that for me. I'm kidding on all counts here. But what I really want to accomplish is create a clip show for you that encapsulates just the random stuff that comes to our Noggins, out of our mouths and straight into your ears. If you're a long time listener, first off, grassis, much appreciated, and hopefully these randos will be a nice way to remember all the good times we've had together. That's far and if you're new, welcome. Hopefully the clip side shows won't make you run through the wall, leaving a hole like the cool laid man, to get as far away from us as humanly possible, which, if you ask anybody with a Shredis sense, they may say is the best route to take anyway. But I digress. You See, when me and my longtime friend Nick Gorezinski started this show a couple years back, we laid out some ground rules. Number one, always be honest to the listenership. I mean realistically to a fault, because we've lived such crazy lives and gone through so many wild experiences. Some of these things proved to be fairly embarrassing, but hey, here we are to share them with you. So that's how I want to kick this whole thing off and right out of the gate. I have a nugget from our twenty two installment, and this one. Well, I had just had some surgery and, Huh, how do I put this delicately or politically? I guess I can't. It's about my swollen sack.

So, nate, I've been sliced, I've been diced and it's not been so nice. My surgery happened and it just wasn't so great, Oh man. Now I talked about this previously on our last episode before we you know, about me going in and my my worries, my concerns. Well, it didn't. It didn't turn out so hot. It really didn't. Oh No, man, tell us about your ills. Man, what's going? Well? I should have known like from from the get go, because I had an orderly. Before you even get started on this, let me let me say something. I encourage anybody with disabilities to be able to work. Yeah, okay, if you have any kind of problem in your life and you want to work, more power to you. This guy, his job is to get me around on a Guarnie right. Yeah, problem is he had two lazy eyes, Oh man, and he was I banging me against the wall. He couldn't he couldn't find a fucking elevator to save his life. So here I am on the fucking bed, you know, just like, Oh God, please, you know, I'm already nervous, as is right, and he's taking me, you know, on a tour of the entire wing. And the other thing about him is everything was blessed. Oh No, yeah, oh, yeah, how you doing today, blessed man, I'm blessed. I'm like, Hey, I have a blessed day, and I'm like Yo, Yo, loose lens, lucious buddy, just fucking pray for an elevator. That's what you should be blessed about. Bless me with a ride up to my freaking OAR, will you? And they he got blessed with a couple of Lazy Eyes, man, poor son of a bitch, and that's what I mean. I feel bad. I didn't say anything like rude to him at the time, sure, but anyway, the whole thing. And then I get up there and I got like a phlebotomist who can't find my veins, so I'm getting jabbed and stuck in. I'm like this is just fucking this is a bad sign. Okay, yeah, but here's the real kicker is after everything is all said and done, I opened my eyes, I'm like, Oh, baby, I made it, this is great, at you know, because I know it is only a hernia surgery. Only all. Well, here's the thing. A lot of people will say, dude, it's a day surgery. Would you freaking out about? People have open heart surgeries and, you know, brain surgeries. I understand all that, I get it. But even then I'm at that age where I'm like, I didn't live a wholesome life right, you know, I'm expecting like Karma to catch up with me and be like, you know, this is how you fucking die. I always say it's like the guy who like cut his finger on a carrot peeler read about him in the paper. I would be that guy. But Anyway, I wake up and I'm sore, I guess, some general soreness, but there's something even more unusual. I I have a nut the size of St Louis, Oh my God man. And the reason why I call it a nut, not nuts. It's because my sack is the size of a cantelope. Oh No, I don't eat fruit, so I don't really know what a size of a cante little base. I'm just assuming it is big. Yeah, yeah, it is anyway. that. Yeah, this thing is hanging between my legs.

I'm like, Oh, do they do the wrong thing? MMM, what happened? What is going on here? I call over to the nurse. Yeah, and she's like, Oh, nope, they filled you with air the access yes, well, this is what happened. They drilled me and put air into me to make my belly larger because robotic surgery, and they say some are got down there. Oh No, so, yeah, your sack is like a like a fucking party favor. You got to like a balloon sack. Yes, I'm available for parties, Bar Mitzvaz, whenever you need I am balloon balls. And it was like freaking me out, you know. Yeah, at least that's not helium and then not floating away on you. But actually that might have been even cooler. You know, I'm just floating around the hospital. I'll look at loose Lenz Lucius. Hey, buddy, I can find the elevator on my own now. You know, when I was explaining how me and nate came up with ground rules at the onset of this thing here, I only mentioned one, but there is another truly set in stone and as do anything we want at any time and be whoever the hell we want to be. Yeah, I know, sounds Lucy Goosey and you are correct for thinking so, but believe this and all my years of podcasting, it can be easier said than done. So, in keeping with that theme, I allowed another side of my personality to come out and see the light. Let's just call them game show day yeah, that's right, game show Dave. Some people might have an inner child, I have an inner Bob Barker. Nothing wrong with that. Even as a kid I have memories of setting up my living room to resemble a stage and pretending that I was the host of the greatest game show of all time. I suppose some kids had bigger aspirations than I did, and in the end I truly didn't live out my dream, but I'd be damned if I ever let it die. So on episode forty, are Thanksgiving show, I got my Richard Dowson own. Now, nate wasn't around for this one. We had a guest host, and this kid is one cool cat. Maybe not enough to warrant a Christmas card, but hey, he's my bud toby Scofield, and he's always there to fill in when I need them and, in this case, fail miserably at Trivia. It's now time for America's sleep favorite game show, a tragic Thanksgiving tradition sadder than I can of squash. Grab your drunken uncle and get ready to play along with all right, toby, this is jive Turkey. Is going to be four questions for you here. Okay, so you have a chance to break even, but all the questions will be relating to you. Guessed it then, banks giving. Are you now ready to play drive Turkey? I am so ready to play a Jaff...

Turkey. You jeans are getting tight thinking about this right now. Yep, okay, question number one. Well, we all know Black Friday whip sales starve soccer moms into a frenzy the day after Thanksgiving. which industry shows the biggest spike in sales the day before the holiday? A bakery, be bar or see condom? Who like? I mean like multiple choice for you to yeah, know that that helped the law the last yeah, I feel like there's going to be a trick to this. I mean bakery seems like the most obvious, but yeah, let's just go with bakery, even final as. Yeah, but I feel like you're tricking me, so make okay, wait, hold on for a second. You feel like I'm tricking you. which way would you go if you felt like it wasn't a trick? What was be again? Okay, so the options were a bakery, B bar or see, condom. See. Okay, I would go with Bar, like we're talking like alcohol, right. Yes, yes, when I say bars, Bar, industry, condom it. Yes, yes, I feel like that, because people are lonely and everyone's going out see family and some people can't go see family or whatever the case may be. So that would be my backups be but I think bakery is gonna I don't know you, okay, just you're gonna have to tell me. Okay, so you're sticking with bakery. Bakery. Yeah, okay, you should have went with your backup, because the correct answer is Bar, a man for the reasons that you thought to. People go and they go home. Maybe they like me their transplants, they live somewhere else and they go when they visit their friends from high school, what have you. Or again, maybe they just lonely pieces of shit that needs something to do and they hit the fucking bar. So, yes, you suck, I was. I was on the red track. I just I knew that that was going to be tricky. I should have never led you in the weeds. That was the problem, as my failure as a host and out of the PODCAST, but of the game show here. I should never said are you share? Think about this for a second. I'm not gonna do that again now. Was your only free being. You're fucked it up, Dang it. Okay, all right, number two. It's now normal for the president to playfully pardon a Turkey from the chopping block. But under which commander in chief did the practice become an official tradition? A wit Moore, B Hw Bush or a see Kovic? Who I'M gonna go with be Bush. I gause. I don't feel like that's a I don't know. I don't really know how long that tradition has been around. MMM, I'm just I'm gonna with me. Let's let's go with be. You are correct. Yes, it was George Hw Bush in one thousand nineteen eighty nine. There were other presidents before him that would set...

...free a Turkey. Partner. Trick I believe might even started with Nixon because one of his kids was sad to see a Turkey slaughtered for Thanksgiving. But you know what, beyond all this there was there's actually a trick to this question, because Whitmore and Kovic, we're not actual presidents. Right. So you did pick. What are you write? Right? You you made it sound like it was tough. You like, Jeez, I don't know. Well, I didn't know who the the third one was at all and I was like maybe, maybe, I just don't know how my presidents. That's why I did this to you. That's why I tried to fuck you up, because most people don't. I don't even. But I was hoping you might have guessed one, because if both movie presidents went, Moore was the presidents from Independence Day, played by Bill Palman, and Kovic was from the Movie Day, this movie from Nineteen Ninety three. Man, I don't know. Fling, you see this movie right where he's he looks like the spitting image of the president. Yes, and he gives her placed and Sigourney weaver ends up falling in love with him. Spoiler alert. so that was Dave Kovic. The best part of that movie is when they're reading the little book and they're like Dave has no AH, they're talking about like the parts that he's missing from the little book. I don't know, it's that's the only part of the movie I really remember. Yeah, that part fucking sucked. Okay, so next question. This is going to be the hot air round. Oh Man, you're ready. Yes, which character has made the most appearance? Is as a balloon at the annual macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. But before you give me the answers, my first thought would be snoopy really? So I want to hear this anthem. You're going to change the answers on me and put snoopy in one of them. Now, well, that's not the read. I might do that. We'll see. I am a tricky, tricky kinch said. I shouldn't have said anything. Okay, you know, wearing, wearing all this game show host guard, I am feeling a little Rande. Yeah, a little frisky, if you will. And how can I not? I'm all gene Rayburn all over the fucking play. So Hey, Mickey Mouse, be snoopy man, or see Alfred e Newman. I don't know what an Alfred e Newman I'll get the fuck out of but Mickey Mouse and snoopy. That's that one's that one's tough, but I think I'm gonna go with snoopy, and you would be correct, sir. Yes, it is snoopy, and I think it's so weird. You knew that ahead of time. How did you get that inclination? I'm a huge peanuts fan. I've got I collect a bunch of peanuts stuff. I just wasn't real sure, but that's the one that I always remember seeing at all the the parades. Yes, snoopy premiered in one thousand nine hundred and sixty eight and has had thirty nine appearances off and on, until two thousand and fifteen, where he was replaced by Charlie motherfucking Brown. Well, that's lame. Yeah, well, snoopy's the heart and the soul. You think so? You just think so. Lazy dogs is on top of his fucking dog house. Hey, that's the life, man, that's the lat I got a problem with peanuts. So as that? Well, because my last name is...

Schultz and the guy you create, his name is Charles Shoals. So everybody gets US confused, even though he is missing the tea and the tea is the most important thing. Ask anybody. You mean, yeah, I'm going to tea in my name. I. I. I'm not Obie. Good, good point. Good Point. And alfredy Newman is the mascot for mad magazine. Oh okay, okay, so, yeah, that I'm very disappointed. You didn't know that at the time. I brought up his name. M You know. Okay, so let's look at this. You right now. You have to correct one incorrect. This final question can either make you or break you. You're going to hit fifty percent or seventy five percent, which you can technically consider a win. Okay, are you ready for the final question? I don't know. This is the seems like a big deal, like it's post you take it all home or or leave it all behind? Is fucking massive, because I actually have a clown hiding in your closet right now with a frying pan. Yeah, and if you get this wrong, he's gonna fucking jump out and just bash you right in the fucking nose with it. Now, if I get it right, will he make me some scrambled eggs or so he's going to make love to you gently. That seems like a lose Losey the way, but let's go. Oh No, my friend, you've never been made love to by a clown after midnight. Special tender moment. Okay, enough about bad an. We'll see private business. Final question. While it's believed the pilgrims and the native Americans had their first harvest in one thousand six hundred and twenty one, which led to inspire thanksgiving, historians suspect Turkey was not on the menu. Which of the following food items was a buffalo, be skittles or see lobster? I mean buffalo a wrong, really? Fuck, bring out the clown. Great, yeah, no, the answer calls it the answer with skittles. I am sorry, sucks to be you. You're not going to say something. It's not it's gonna come on. I'm waiting for the joke or I got none of those jokes are not my my forte is not my specialty. It's actually lobster. I can't believe that. Well, listen, the first harvest was held in Massachusetts, so they believe sea food was a large part of the harvest. I see see that. Yeah, well, you know what, you hit fifty percent. You got to right too. Wrong. I really should have thought this out a little bit better. It made it five. Yeah, so you going have had the walk off, you know, the fucking call your shot. Be like this is the what if I get this one, this is it. Yeah, I just if this was a WHO wants to be a millionaire rules, I would a loss on the first question. So you know, well, you could have done a lifeline or something, but we don't. We don't allow that here. You know, allow assistance from from outside sources. You're you're all on your own, which is kind of a lie, because I did help you with that first one. He...

...did help me, and I still have missed it. Yeah, this is true, true, but, toby, thank you so much for playing. You're officially the crappiest game show contestant of all time. Now we're next clip, much like the previous one, has to deal with a holiday. This one is Halloween. Thus far, we've had two specials dedicated to ghosts, goblins and Goboty Gook. We took the opportunity of the freight fest to talk about something that affects everybody, and that would be what scares you. Originally airing on episode number thirty eight from Halloween Hullabaloo. Number two. We discussed that what really freaks you out doesn't necessarily have to be something that howls at a full moon. Plus, I sang on this one, which is equally terrifying in its own right. Tis The season to be scary, nate. I want to know what really terrifies or just scares the living shit out of you. Wow, man. I mean by this point in life I think I'm over a lot of my fears, but I've got a little one and up and kind of a bigger and the little one is I still get freaked out by spiders. I can't help it. Sure I don't mind. I don't my snakes, I don't mind Rodin Shit like that. I love them, but spy is still freak me out, man, and that's so. That's my little one. It is what it is. You can still freak me out with probably a fake spider in my fucking bed or whatever. But my bigger one, that's a little more, I don't know, abstract or not even whatever is playing on stage. One thing I started noticing is if I'm playing and something's going wrong, like one of the other members is off key and it just sounding like Shit. or or a string snaps or something goes wrong. Like I hate being on stage where I'm supposed to be entertaining people and something fucking goes wrong. That's out of my control, but it's fucking I don't know. That's that's a real fear. That seems really minor. Like if you pop a string or something like a cornut unplugged, it's a minor malfunction. That yeah, well, plug getting unpluged, but restring guitar. I mean yeah, if you're the type of musician has a few instruments ready where if a string snaps, you can just pick up your next one. But enough about my fears. Let me ask you something here. Yeah, you went from spiders, and I get it, the eyeballs, the legs, that the web shooting out of their asshole. Yes, that's a freaky fucking shit. It could elicit a scream right, fuck it up on stage. I don't imagine that like, you know, grabbing your jaw. Oh No, my fucking string popped. But I don't have huge emotions anymore. As I've mentioned before, I'm I'm inside. Yes, I'm a...

...dead Husk of my former self, where my emotions are dead. So I get it now. That I all you need to say. Did I think being on stage, though, that a lot of people have fears of either public speaking or being on stage like that's a real fear. That's the thing people have, and mine it's not even the specific things I mentioned. It's just the idea, the feeling of being on stage with everyone looking at you and something fucks up and it's and it's not you hitting the wrong note, it's just some shit is going wrong and everyone's like that feeling that people are looking at you disappointed and pissed off, and that's grasshole. Yeah, it's just shit place. She I'm good. It is a shitty feeling and I don't like it and it freaks me out. So what my big question, and I think what all our listeners want to know, is what kind of things scare you? What is your great fear in life? Wow, I'm so glad you asked me and, as a matter of fact, I wrote a little ditty about it and it goes something like this big toe. Wow Man. Yeah, you summed it up there. I don't know. You want to be a little more specific, like where did this fear come from? And specifically, I think I know what you're talking about. You've even mentioned it on another episode or two. But, yeah, why don't you fill us in a little more? Don't know if the origins are that important. Okay, I think the fact of the matter is if someone has a digit on their hand, yeah, that looks like it belongs on their foot. This only applies to the thumb. It's not like someone has a pinky. Yeah, you don't keep told right, right, there'd be stubby, terrible ass. Yeah, my God, that stubby ass fucking big toe thumb. It's just terrible to me because can you imagine someone like preparing food with with with that, when it should be on their foot to begin with? Right? Or Wipe and wiping something off your face? You have be a lip like you got food on your face, wipe it. No, because I'm thinking what I'm thinking of. Who I've seen the the first time I heard you mentioned this was with the actress Megan Fox, who's, you know, a beautiful woman. She's known as that's her, that's her title. She's a hot movie start chick. Sure, yeah, until you saw your hands. Well, that's it. I and I didn't even notice. And...

I feel like a lot of people probably didn't notice, but after you brought it up, that she has this freak is big toe thumb. I've looked it up online and that's it's like a thing people notice, like people have mentioned. There's at least one or two links on Google references to Megan Fox's shit toe thumb. Yeah, well, you know she's a scapegoat. Yeah, easy, because you can google her. Yes, it's not as easy to Google lunk uncle Lou yeah, yeah, whatever, tavern, because you won't find them. You know what I mean. But but she just happens to be a celebrity that has okay, unfortunate this. This is cross gender, like I always think of it as the hot chick with the thumb, the big toe thumb. That freaks you out. It freaks you out on anybody where you're saying, okay, anybody think of that monkey pog going on that fucking heat like grip, you know, forget about it and willing. He said. The worst thing ever is if you don't see it. It F first. Yeah, but then let's say they're your waiter. Yeah, come and they put the plate in front of you in that thumb is right on the edge of that porcelain? No, or are you running out that door baty? Hell, yeah, or that your uncle lew or whatever is making hamburger patties and slapping them together with this thumb? Say It's too much for me to hand. I just can't take it. No, I wonder it's so disgusting. Dude, I don't and again I apologize. People are born this way. Yeah, it's not like it's their fault. They weren't like genetically modified or asked like, Oh, could you please let meet my big toe on my hand. No one requests this. Well, that's that. That may not be true. I was just going to say, what if you find out that the person was either born without a thumb or had a severed thumb and an accident and he didn't ask to have his big toe put on his limb? That's that's a little kink in that statement, but I'd fuck but I say is go thumbless, motherfucker. You'd rather go thumbless. I would rather not have a thumb than have my big toe put on my hand, as per the norm. On our program I want to take a moment to thank our partners, Alpine Hempcom if you haven't tried CBD yet. What the hell are you waiting for? It's a natural and organic way to deal with many of life's ailments. Alpine recently sent me some restore capsules to try and, let me tell you, I love them. I was already a big fan of their energy and their sleep formulas, and the restore product has not disappointed at all. They carry everything that you can think of under the sun, so there is no better time than right now to give them a try again. That's Alpine hempcom. We also have northland vaporcom. I'm a huge vapor myself. Help me quit smoking many years ago. They're...

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...room and for our listeners who don't do a lot of cocaine, especially smoking it or injecting it, you get really quiet. You're not really talkative and friendly when you're doing you you do, you do a blast, a cook and you're like looking out the windows. You're kind of like you're not talking if somebody makes a noise, like because you think fucking cops or aliens or air we're coming. Yeah, whatever it is. So it's all awkward in the room and, and I mean eventually I calmed down with some dope. We call it landing gear. When you're all geeked out from coke and you need to come down a little comfortably, you do a shot of heroin in the call it landing gear because it's like you come down easier. So, anyway, I'm on my hotel bed, he's over there on his and I'm, you know, in my own world. I'm either watching TV, whatever I was doing, and I happen to look over at this dude on his bed. He's looking at a magazine. I don't even know where he got the magazine, if you just carried around with him or because we didn't stop at a store, but I notice he's got a Porno magazine. This is the days before cell phone porn and whatnots hers right. Yeah, so he's looking at a magazine and Dude, he's openly masturbating on the bed next to me. Like the bed is, you know, under five feet from my bed, you know, and he's just like not even concerned with the fact that I'm that I'm next to him, you know, and when when I looked over, he he didn't even acknowledge that I had looked over. It's not like he was like Oh sorry, you know, he just kept going and never asked permission, he never said Hey, buddy, you might if I just rub one out right, not at all. Stared like the Fuku Fuck folking turned over and, oh Jesus, apparently, because I don't know if he felt entitled because he had, he had to be honest, and this is probably what kept me from getting freaked out or well, aside from the fact that I was so geeked out on coke that I really didn't want to move much from where I was. But looking over and I was just like, well, he did pay for all my shit that night. He paid for the hotel room. Like he's not asking me to do anything. He's not like sexually assaulting me or anything like that. So I'm like, you know, what do you thing, man? I'm sure if something, I'm sure if somebody saw me shooting whatever drugs I was doing, they'd think that was dirty and gross. So I'm like, how am I going to judge this? Dude? Whatever, he should have gone in the bathroom, but it is what it is. He wanted to be comfortable on his bed that he paid for. So I'm like whatever, I let you know. He finished, he did his thing. Apparently I didn't. I didn't witness him finish. You know, I was. I was just kind of like pretendant observing. Yeah, I pretended he was, you know, not there. Did my own thing and then it's interesting. I'm thinking about it, I'm like I remembered that image of him master being made me remember where I knew him from. I when I had done time. I used to work in the kitchen. I think I've mentioned this on the podcast in the past. Yeah, sure, and and when I worked in the Chow Hall, the different blocks would come through and get their food and we'd slap their shit on their tray as they walked by. And when the dude I remembered him...

...from the protective custody this block that would come through the the block full of rats and skinners and whatnot, and and it made perfect sense. I'm like, Aha, I used to see that dude come through line and it's funny. He was wearing these trademark aviator glasses with like a red tint. That was very like memorable like that as I and he was wearing them in the hotel like while we'd work together. So you'd think. I was like where do I know this dude with the red tinted aviator glasses from? Give sounds right and he had it like a porn stash cheesy mustache. I'm like, this dude looks like a sex offender, and how did I not realize? So he is. And here I am at a hotel with a sex offender, this dude that's spent hundreds of dollars at night to get us both high. I'm not comfortable that I hung out with a sex offender. Don't go course, not right. And and I've never hung out with him since that night. But it's just interesting how paths can cross in unexpected ways. Because, oh, and another just a little addendum to that is that when I thought about, like this Dude's master being next me, this asshole, you know he's somehow, you know he's like, it's offending me. I thought about all the times when the PC block would come through chow and we would add a little like cup of Yurine to their juice or whatever. We Tain't, somehow Tain't their food, and I thought about I'm like, you know what I can get? I can live with this dude masturbating in front of me after all this shit I probably did to his food. You know, I don't. Granted, I don't know what this kid. This guy did to be a sex offender. He could, I mean he could have just pissed in public and been called a sex offender or whatever, or ended up in the skinner block because he was a rat. I don't know, buddy, the red glasses and porn stash and I'm unable to keep from masturbating in front of someone like that. Seems like like you're having trouble controlling urges. You know what I'm saying? Like so, so, yeah, man, I or we could have said you, Hey, can you go in the bathroom for a few minutes? I guess I'm not going to try here, right here, and it's blew a whole bunch of money on cocaine and a hotel right. Or Hey, NY, you want to run down to the store? Here's twenty bucks. Go get me some liquor or whatever, and while I'm gone, do you think like there are plenty of ways you could have he could have handled this, you know, but but he didn't and and it is what it is. I spent a night no hotel room with the sex offender and and he masturbated in front of me. That does it for our little look back and listen hope you enjoyed the shenanigans. Yet again, I want to thank each and every one of you for tuning in. I truly appreciate it. Virtual hugs all around. If you liked what you heard, or maybe you didn't, reach out to us and let us know. It is easy, peasy, lemon squeezy. You can find us on our socials at selling out show, send us an email via selling out at gmailcom or, if you're so inclined, leave us a voice mail at seven,...

...seven, four, seven, zero one, one thousand nine hundred and ninety three. We're always interested in your opinions, until we're not. And I cannot end this program until I give some sloppy, nasty, somewhat greasy, definitely obscene and potentially illegal in forty eight state love to my co host, Nate Gore Zinski. He's been out a little bit here and there. We've also had the fillings from Toby Scofield, who is a trooper. Without them I could not make this show possible. I appreciate it and here's to two more years, or two hundred, if I can ever afford to get myself frozen like Walt Disney. Okay, I know I've gotta go. I am Dave and this has been the selling out show. My Love so six.

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