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Episode 54 · 1 year ago

Ep.#54 Take Two

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Much to our surprise the Selling Out Show is now two years old! No, we're not shocked we made it this far...we just happened to forget our anniversary. So we've assembled some clips at random intended to entertain and let all the fine furry folk on the internet know what we're all about. Kinda.

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Welcome to the selling out show,your Timbo. What it does is reaches into you a brain chemically, andno, get your happiest memory chemically, and then blocks on to that emotionand releases it chemically, and then it keeps your happy, happy. Hello, hello, hello, and thank you for tuning in to the selling outshow. I am one of your host David Schultz, and by my sideis my partner in wait. There's nobody there, not a soul, justme. Yep, seems to be the case. I am riding Solo Today, Ladies and gentlemen. But there's a reason for all this, you see, because, in typical selling out show fashion, we completely missed our secondanniversary. Thankfully, our program is not a shallow nor vindictive spouse, sowe got away with no gifts, no recognition, no well whatever. Butstill, I couldn't let that stand. So here's the scoop. What Idecided to do this time around was Greig. I guess could call it a compilationepisode mode. It's definitely not a best of no, no, Idon't go around tuting my own horn. I pay people on the street todo that for me. I'm kidding on all counts here. But what Ireally want to accomplish is create a clip show for you that encapsulates just therandom stuff that comes to our Noggins, out of our mouths and straight intoyour ears. If you're a long time listener, first off, grassis,much appreciated, and hopefully these randos will be a nice way to remember allthe good times we've had together. That's far and if you're new, welcome. Hopefully the clip side shows won't make you run through the wall, leavinga hole like the cool laid man, to get as far away from usas humanly possible, which, if you ask anybody with a Shredis sense,they may say is the best route to take anyway. But I digress.You See, when me and my longtime friend Nick Gorezinski started this show acouple years back, we laid out some ground rules. Number one, alwaysbe honest to the listenership. I mean realistically to a fault, because we'velived such crazy lives and gone through so many wild experiences. Some of thesethings proved to be fairly embarrassing, but hey, here we are to sharethem with you. So that's how I want to kick this whole thing offand right out of the gate. I have a nugget from our twenty twoinstallment, and this one. Well, I had just had some surgery and, Huh, how do I put this delicately or politically? I guess Ican't. It's about my swollen sack.

So, nate, I've been sliced, I've been diced and it's not been so nice. My surgery happened andit just wasn't so great, Oh man. Now I talked about this previously onour last episode before we you know, about me going in and my myworries, my concerns. Well, it didn't. It didn't turn outso hot. It really didn't. Oh No, man, tell us aboutyour ills. Man, what's going? Well? I should have known likefrom from the get go, because I had an orderly. Before you evenget started on this, let me let me say something. I encourage anybodywith disabilities to be able to work. Yeah, okay, if you haveany kind of problem in your life and you want to work, more powerto you. This guy, his job is to get me around on aGuarnie right. Yeah, problem is he had two lazy eyes, Oh man, and he was I banging me against the wall. He couldn't he couldn'tfind a fucking elevator to save his life. So here I am on the fuckingbed, you know, just like, Oh God, please, you know, I'm already nervous, as is right, and he's taking me,you know, on a tour of the entire wing. And the other thingabout him is everything was blessed. Oh No, yeah, oh, yeah, how you doing today, blessed man, I'm blessed. I'm like, Hey, I have a blessed day, and I'm like Yo, Yo,loose lens, lucious buddy, just fucking pray for an elevator. That's whatyou should be blessed about. Bless me with a ride up to my freakingOAR, will you? And they he got blessed with a couple of LazyEyes, man, poor son of a bitch, and that's what I mean. I feel bad. I didn't say anything like rude to him at thetime, sure, but anyway, the whole thing. And then I getup there and I got like a phlebotomist who can't find my veins, soI'm getting jabbed and stuck in. I'm like this is just fucking this isa bad sign. Okay, yeah, but here's the real kicker is aftereverything is all said and done, I opened my eyes, I'm like,Oh, baby, I made it, this is great, at you know, because I know it is only a hernia surgery. Only all. Well, here's the thing. A lot of people will say, dude, it'sa day surgery. Would you freaking out about? People have open heart surgeriesand, you know, brain surgeries. I understand all that, I getit. But even then I'm at that age where I'm like, I didn'tlive a wholesome life right, you know, I'm expecting like Karma to catch upwith me and be like, you know, this is how you fuckingdie. I always say it's like the guy who like cut his finger ona carrot peeler read about him in the paper. I would be that guy. But Anyway, I wake up and I'm sore, I guess, somegeneral soreness, but there's something even more unusual. I I have a nutthe size of St Louis, Oh my God man. And the reason whyI call it a nut, not nuts. It's because my sack is the sizeof a cantelope. Oh No, I don't eat fruit, so Idon't really know what a size of a cante little base. I'm just assumingit is big. Yeah, yeah, it is anyway. that. Yeah, this thing is hanging between my legs.

I'm like, Oh, do theydo the wrong thing? MMM, what happened? What is going onhere? I call over to the nurse. Yeah, and she's like, Oh, nope, they filled you with air the access yes, well,this is what happened. They drilled me and put air into me to makemy belly larger because robotic surgery, and they say some are got down there. Oh No, so, yeah, your sack is like a like afucking party favor. You got to like a balloon sack. Yes, I'mavailable for parties, Bar Mitzvaz, whenever you need I am balloon balls.And it was like freaking me out, you know. Yeah, at leastthat's not helium and then not floating away on you. But actually that mighthave been even cooler. You know, I'm just floating around the hospital.I'll look at loose Lenz Lucius. Hey, buddy, I can find the elevatoron my own now. You know, when I was explaining how me andnate came up with ground rules at the onset of this thing here,I only mentioned one, but there is another truly set in stone and asdo anything we want at any time and be whoever the hell we want tobe. Yeah, I know, sounds Lucy Goosey and you are correct forthinking so, but believe this and all my years of podcasting, it canbe easier said than done. So, in keeping with that theme, Iallowed another side of my personality to come out and see the light. Let'sjust call them game show day yeah, that's right, game show Dave.Some people might have an inner child, I have an inner Bob Barker.Nothing wrong with that. Even as a kid I have memories of setting upmy living room to resemble a stage and pretending that I was the host ofthe greatest game show of all time. I suppose some kids had bigger aspirationsthan I did, and in the end I truly didn't live out my dream, but I'd be damned if I ever let it die. So on episodeforty, are Thanksgiving show, I got my Richard Dowson own. Now,nate wasn't around for this one. We had a guest host, and thiskid is one cool cat. Maybe not enough to warrant a Christmas card,but hey, he's my bud toby Scofield, and he's always there to fill inwhen I need them and, in this case, fail miserably at Trivia. It's now time for America's sleep favorite game show, a tragic Thanksgiving traditionsadder than I can of squash. Grab your drunken uncle and get ready toplay along with all right, toby, this is jive Turkey. Is goingto be four questions for you here. Okay, so you have a chanceto break even, but all the questions will be relating to you. Guessedit then, banks giving. Are you now ready to play drive Turkey?I am so ready to play a Jaff...

Turkey. You jeans are getting tightthinking about this right now. Yep, okay, question number one. Well, we all know Black Friday whip sales starve soccer moms into a frenzy theday after Thanksgiving. which industry shows the biggest spike in sales the day beforethe holiday? A bakery, be bar or see condom? Who like?I mean like multiple choice for you to yeah, know that that helped thelaw the last yeah, I feel like there's going to be a trick tothis. I mean bakery seems like the most obvious, but yeah, let'sjust go with bakery, even final as. Yeah, but I feel like you'retricking me, so make okay, wait, hold on for a second. You feel like I'm tricking you. which way would you go if youfelt like it wasn't a trick? What was be again? Okay, sothe options were a bakery, B bar or see, condom. See.Okay, I would go with Bar, like we're talking like alcohol, right. Yes, yes, when I say bars, Bar, industry, condomit. Yes, yes, I feel like that, because people are lonelyand everyone's going out see family and some people can't go see family or whateverthe case may be. So that would be my backups be but I thinkbakery is gonna I don't know you, okay, just you're gonna have totell me. Okay, so you're sticking with bakery. Bakery. Yeah,okay, you should have went with your backup, because the correct answer isBar, a man for the reasons that you thought to. People go andthey go home. Maybe they like me their transplants, they live somewhere elseand they go when they visit their friends from high school, what have you. Or again, maybe they just lonely pieces of shit that needs something todo and they hit the fucking bar. So, yes, you suck,I was. I was on the red track. I just I knew thatthat was going to be tricky. I should have never led you in theweeds. That was the problem, as my failure as a host and outof the PODCAST, but of the game show here. I should never saidare you share? Think about this for a second. I'm not gonna dothat again now. Was your only free being. You're fucked it up,Dang it. Okay, all right, number two. It's now normal forthe president to playfully pardon a Turkey from the chopping block. But under whichcommander in chief did the practice become an official tradition? A wit Moore,B Hw Bush or a see Kovic? Who I'M gonna go with be Bush. I gause. I don't feel like that's a I don't know. Idon't really know how long that tradition has been around. MMM, I'm justI'm gonna with me. Let's let's go with be. You are correct.Yes, it was George Hw Bush in one thousand nineteen eighty nine. Therewere other presidents before him that would set...

...free a Turkey. Partner. TrickI believe might even started with Nixon because one of his kids was sad tosee a Turkey slaughtered for Thanksgiving. But you know what, beyond all thisthere was there's actually a trick to this question, because Whitmore and Kovic,we're not actual presidents. Right. So you did pick. What are youwrite? Right? You you made it sound like it was tough. Youlike, Jeez, I don't know. Well, I didn't know who thethe third one was at all and I was like maybe, maybe, Ijust don't know how my presidents. That's why I did this to you.That's why I tried to fuck you up, because most people don't. I don'teven. But I was hoping you might have guessed one, because ifboth movie presidents went, Moore was the presidents from Independence Day, played byBill Palman, and Kovic was from the Movie Day, this movie from NineteenNinety three. Man, I don't know. Fling, you see this movie rightwhere he's he looks like the spitting image of the president. Yes,and he gives her placed and Sigourney weaver ends up falling in love with him. Spoiler alert. so that was Dave Kovic. The best part of thatmovie is when they're reading the little book and they're like Dave has no AH, they're talking about like the parts that he's missing from the little book.I don't know, it's that's the only part of the movie I really remember. Yeah, that part fucking sucked. Okay, so next question. Thisis going to be the hot air round. Oh Man, you're ready. Yes, which character has made the most appearance? Is as a balloon atthe annual macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. But before you give me the answers,my first thought would be snoopy really? So I want to hear this anthem. You're going to change the answers on me and put snoopy in one ofthem. Now, well, that's not the read. I might do that. We'll see. I am a tricky, tricky kinch said. I shouldn't havesaid anything. Okay, you know, wearing, wearing all this game showhost guard, I am feeling a little Rande. Yeah, a littlefrisky, if you will. And how can I not? I'm all geneRayburn all over the fucking play. So Hey, Mickey Mouse, be snoopyman, or see Alfred e Newman. I don't know what an Alfred eNewman I'll get the fuck out of but Mickey Mouse and snoopy. That's thatone's that one's tough, but I think I'm gonna go with snoopy, andyou would be correct, sir. Yes, it is snoopy, and I thinkit's so weird. You knew that ahead of time. How did youget that inclination? I'm a huge peanuts fan. I've got I collect abunch of peanuts stuff. I just wasn't real sure, but that's the onethat I always remember seeing at all the the parades. Yes, snoopy premieredin one thousand nine hundred and sixty eight and has had thirty nine appearances offand on, until two thousand and fifteen, where he was replaced by Charlie motherfuckingBrown. Well, that's lame. Yeah, well, snoopy's the heartand the soul. You think so? You just think so. Lazy dogsis on top of his fucking dog house. Hey, that's the life, man, that's the lat I got a problem with peanuts. So as that? Well, because my last name is...

Schultz and the guy you create,his name is Charles Shoals. So everybody gets US confused, even though heis missing the tea and the tea is the most important thing. Ask anybody. You mean, yeah, I'm going to tea in my name. I. I. I'm not Obie. Good, good point. Good Point. Andalfredy Newman is the mascot for mad magazine. Oh okay, okay,so, yeah, that I'm very disappointed. You didn't know that at the time. I brought up his name. M You know. Okay, solet's look at this. You right now. You have to correct one incorrect.This final question can either make you or break you. You're going tohit fifty percent or seventy five percent, which you can technically consider a win. Okay, are you ready for the final question? I don't know.This is the seems like a big deal, like it's post you take it allhome or or leave it all behind? Is fucking massive, because I actuallyhave a clown hiding in your closet right now with a frying pan.Yeah, and if you get this wrong, he's gonna fucking jump out and justbash you right in the fucking nose with it. Now, if Iget it right, will he make me some scrambled eggs or so he's goingto make love to you gently. That seems like a lose Losey the way, but let's go. Oh No, my friend, you've never been madelove to by a clown after midnight. Special tender moment. Okay, enoughabout bad an. We'll see private business. Final question. While it's believed thepilgrims and the native Americans had their first harvest in one thousand six hundredand twenty one, which led to inspire thanksgiving, historians suspect Turkey was noton the menu. Which of the following food items was a buffalo, beskittles or see lobster? I mean buffalo a wrong, really? Fuck,bring out the clown. Great, yeah, no, the answer calls it theanswer with skittles. I am sorry, sucks to be you. You're notgoing to say something. It's not it's gonna come on. I'm waitingfor the joke or I got none of those jokes are not my my forteis not my specialty. It's actually lobster. I can't believe that. Well,listen, the first harvest was held in Massachusetts, so they believe seafood was a large part of the harvest. I see see that. Yeah,well, you know what, you hit fifty percent. You got toright too. Wrong. I really should have thought this out a little bitbetter. It made it five. Yeah, so you going have had the walkoff, you know, the fucking call your shot. Be like thisis the what if I get this one, this is it. Yeah, Ijust if this was a WHO wants to be a millionaire rules, Iwould a loss on the first question. So you know, well, youcould have done a lifeline or something, but we don't. We don't allowthat here. You know, allow assistance from from outside sources. You're you'reall on your own, which is kind of a lie, because I didhelp you with that first one. He...

...did help me, and I stillhave missed it. Yeah, this is true, true, but, toby, thank you so much for playing. You're officially the crappiest game show contestantof all time. Now we're next clip, much like the previous one, hasto deal with a holiday. This one is Halloween. Thus far,we've had two specials dedicated to ghosts, goblins and Goboty Gook. We tookthe opportunity of the freight fest to talk about something that affects everybody, andthat would be what scares you. Originally airing on episode number thirty eight fromHalloween Hullabaloo. Number two. We discussed that what really freaks you out doesn'tnecessarily have to be something that howls at a full moon. Plus, Isang on this one, which is equally terrifying in its own right. TisThe season to be scary, nate. I want to know what really terrifiesor just scares the living shit out of you. Wow, man. Imean by this point in life I think I'm over a lot of my fears, but I've got a little one and up and kind of a bigger andthe little one is I still get freaked out by spiders. I can't helpit. Sure I don't mind. I don't my snakes, I don't mindRodin Shit like that. I love them, but spy is still freak me out, man, and that's so. That's my little one. It iswhat it is. You can still freak me out with probably a fake spiderin my fucking bed or whatever. But my bigger one, that's a littlemore, I don't know, abstract or not even whatever is playing on stage. One thing I started noticing is if I'm playing and something's going wrong,like one of the other members is off key and it just sounding like Shit. or or a string snaps or something goes wrong. Like I hate beingon stage where I'm supposed to be entertaining people and something fucking goes wrong.That's out of my control, but it's fucking I don't know. That's that'sa real fear. That seems really minor. Like if you pop a string orsomething like a cornut unplugged, it's a minor malfunction. That yeah,well, plug getting unpluged, but restring guitar. I mean yeah, ifyou're the type of musician has a few instruments ready where if a string snaps, you can just pick up your next one. But enough about my fears. Let me ask you something here. Yeah, you went from spiders,and I get it, the eyeballs, the legs, that the web shootingout of their asshole. Yes, that's a freaky fucking shit. It couldelicit a scream right, fuck it up on stage. I don't imagine thatlike, you know, grabbing your jaw. Oh No, my fucking string popped. But I don't have huge emotions anymore. As I've mentioned before,I'm I'm inside. Yes, I'm a...

...dead Husk of my former self,where my emotions are dead. So I get it now. That I allyou need to say. Did I think being on stage, though, thata lot of people have fears of either public speaking or being on stage likethat's a real fear. That's the thing people have, and mine it's noteven the specific things I mentioned. It's just the idea, the feeling ofbeing on stage with everyone looking at you and something fucks up and it's andit's not you hitting the wrong note, it's just some shit is going wrongand everyone's like that feeling that people are looking at you disappointed and pissed off, and that's grasshole. Yeah, it's just shit place. She I'm good. It is a shitty feeling and I don't like it and it freaks meout. So what my big question, and I think what all our listenerswant to know, is what kind of things scare you? What is yourgreat fear in life? Wow, I'm so glad you asked me and,as a matter of fact, I wrote a little ditty about it and itgoes something like this big toe. Wow Man. Yeah, you summed itup there. I don't know. You want to be a little more specific, like where did this fear come from? And specifically, I think I knowwhat you're talking about. You've even mentioned it on another episode or two. But, yeah, why don't you fill us in a little more?Don't know if the origins are that important. Okay, I think the fact ofthe matter is if someone has a digit on their hand, yeah,that looks like it belongs on their foot. This only applies to the thumb.It's not like someone has a pinky. Yeah, you don't keep told right, right, there'd be stubby, terrible ass. Yeah, my God, that stubby ass fucking big toe thumb. It's just terrible to me because canyou imagine someone like preparing food with with with that, when it shouldbe on their foot to begin with? Right? Or Wipe and wiping somethingoff your face? You have be a lip like you got food on yourface, wipe it. No, because I'm thinking what I'm thinking of.Who I've seen the the first time I heard you mentioned this was with theactress Megan Fox, who's, you know, a beautiful woman. She's known asthat's her, that's her title. She's a hot movie start chick.Sure, yeah, until you saw your hands. Well, that's it.I and I didn't even notice. And...

I feel like a lot of peopleprobably didn't notice, but after you brought it up, that she has thisfreak is big toe thumb. I've looked it up online and that's it's likea thing people notice, like people have mentioned. There's at least one ortwo links on Google references to Megan Fox's shit toe thumb. Yeah, well, you know she's a scapegoat. Yeah, easy, because you can google her. Yes, it's not as easy to Google lunk uncle Lou yeah,yeah, whatever, tavern, because you won't find them. You know whatI mean. But but she just happens to be a celebrity that has okay, unfortunate this. This is cross gender, like I always think of it asthe hot chick with the thumb, the big toe thumb. That freaksyou out. It freaks you out on anybody where you're saying, okay,anybody think of that monkey pog going on that fucking heat like grip, youknow, forget about it and willing. He said. The worst thing everis if you don't see it. It F first. Yeah, but thenlet's say they're your waiter. Yeah, come and they put the plate infront of you in that thumb is right on the edge of that porcelain?No, or are you running out that door baty? Hell, yeah,or that your uncle lew or whatever is making hamburger patties and slapping them togetherwith this thumb? Say It's too much for me to hand. I justcan't take it. No, I wonder it's so disgusting. Dude, Idon't and again I apologize. People are born this way. Yeah, it'snot like it's their fault. They weren't like genetically modified or asked like,Oh, could you please let meet my big toe on my hand. Noone requests this. Well, that's that. That may not be true. Iwas just going to say, what if you find out that the personwas either born without a thumb or had a severed thumb and an accident andhe didn't ask to have his big toe put on his limb? That's that'sa little kink in that statement, but I'd fuck but I say is gothumbless, motherfucker. You'd rather go thumbless. I would rather not have a thumbthan have my big toe put on my hand, as per the norm. On our program I want to take a moment to thank our partners,Alpine Hempcom if you haven't tried CBD yet. What the hell are you waiting for? It's a natural and organic way to deal with many of life's ailments. Alpine recently sent me some restore capsules to try and, let me tellyou, I love them. I was already a big fan of their energyand their sleep formulas, and the restore product has not disappointed at all.They carry everything that you can think of under the sun, so there isno better time than right now to give them a try again. That's Alpinehempcom. We also have northland vaporcom. I'm a huge vapor myself. Helpme quit smoking many years ago. They're...

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...room and for our listeners who don'tdo a lot of cocaine, especially smoking it or injecting it, you getreally quiet. You're not really talkative and friendly when you're doing you you do, you do a blast, a cook and you're like looking out the windows. You're kind of like you're not talking if somebody makes a noise, likebecause you think fucking cops or aliens or air we're coming. Yeah, whateverit is. So it's all awkward in the room and, and I meaneventually I calmed down with some dope. We call it landing gear. Whenyou're all geeked out from coke and you need to come down a little comfortably, you do a shot of heroin in the call it landing gear because it'slike you come down easier. So, anyway, I'm on my hotel bed, he's over there on his and I'm, you know, in my own world. I'm either watching TV, whatever I was doing, and I happento look over at this dude on his bed. He's looking at a magazine. I don't even know where he got the magazine, if you just carriedaround with him or because we didn't stop at a store, but I noticehe's got a Porno magazine. This is the days before cell phone porn andwhatnots hers right. Yeah, so he's looking at a magazine and Dude,he's openly masturbating on the bed next to me. Like the bed is,you know, under five feet from my bed, you know, and he'sjust like not even concerned with the fact that I'm that I'm next to him, you know, and when when I looked over, he he didn't evenacknowledge that I had looked over. It's not like he was like Oh sorry, you know, he just kept going and never asked permission, he neversaid Hey, buddy, you might if I just rub one out right,not at all. Stared like the Fuku Fuck folking turned over and, ohJesus, apparently, because I don't know if he felt entitled because he had, he had to be honest, and this is probably what kept me fromgetting freaked out or well, aside from the fact that I was so geekedout on coke that I really didn't want to move much from where I was. But looking over and I was just like, well, he did payfor all my shit that night. He paid for the hotel room. Likehe's not asking me to do anything. He's not like sexually assaulting me oranything like that. So I'm like, you know, what do you thing, man? I'm sure if something, I'm sure if somebody saw me shootingwhatever drugs I was doing, they'd think that was dirty and gross. SoI'm like, how am I going to judge this? Dude? Whatever,he should have gone in the bathroom, but it is what it is.He wanted to be comfortable on his bed that he paid for. So I'mlike whatever, I let you know. He finished, he did his thing. Apparently I didn't. I didn't witness him finish. You know, Iwas. I was just kind of like pretendant observing. Yeah, I pretendedhe was, you know, not there. Did my own thing and then it'sinteresting. I'm thinking about it, I'm like I remembered that image ofhim master being made me remember where I knew him from. I when Ihad done time. I used to work in the kitchen. I think I'vementioned this on the podcast in the past. Yeah, sure, and and whenI worked in the Chow Hall, the different blocks would come through andget their food and we'd slap their shit on their tray as they walked by. And when the dude I remembered him...

...from the protective custody this block thatwould come through the the block full of rats and skinners and whatnot, andand it made perfect sense. I'm like, Aha, I used to see thatdude come through line and it's funny. He was wearing these trademark aviator glasseswith like a red tint. That was very like memorable like that asI and he was wearing them in the hotel like while we'd work together.So you'd think. I was like where do I know this dude with thered tinted aviator glasses from? Give sounds right and he had it like aporn stash cheesy mustache. I'm like, this dude looks like a sex offender, and how did I not realize? So he is. And here Iam at a hotel with a sex offender, this dude that's spent hundreds of dollarsat night to get us both high. I'm not comfortable that I hung outwith a sex offender. Don't go course, not right. And andI've never hung out with him since that night. But it's just interesting howpaths can cross in unexpected ways. Because, oh, and another just a littleaddendum to that is that when I thought about, like this Dude's masterbeing next me, this asshole, you know he's somehow, you know he'slike, it's offending me. I thought about all the times when the PCblock would come through chow and we would add a little like cup of Yurineto their juice or whatever. We Tain't, somehow Tain't their food, and Ithought about I'm like, you know what I can get? I canlive with this dude masturbating in front of me after all this shit I probablydid to his food. You know, I don't. Granted, I don'tknow what this kid. This guy did to be a sex offender. Hecould, I mean he could have just pissed in public and been called asex offender or whatever, or ended up in the skinner block because he wasa rat. I don't know, buddy, the red glasses and porn stash andI'm unable to keep from masturbating in front of someone like that. Seemslike like you're having trouble controlling urges. You know what I'm saying? Likeso, so, yeah, man, I or we could have said you, Hey, can you go in the bathroom for a few minutes? Iguess I'm not going to try here, right here, and it's blew awhole bunch of money on cocaine and a hotel right. Or Hey, NY, you want to run down to the store? Here's twenty bucks. Goget me some liquor or whatever, and while I'm gone, do you thinklike there are plenty of ways you could have he could have handled this,you know, but but he didn't and and it is what it is.I spent a night no hotel room with the sex offender and and he masturbatedin front of me. That does it for our little look back and listenhope you enjoyed the shenanigans. Yet again, I want to thank each and everyone of you for tuning in. I truly appreciate it. Virtual hugsall around. If you liked what you heard, or maybe you didn't,reach out to us and let us know. It is easy, peasy, lemonsqueezy. You can find us on our socials at selling out show,send us an email via selling out at gmailcom or, if you're so inclined, leave us a voice mail at seven,...

...seven, four, seven, zeroone, one thousand nine hundred and ninety three. We're always interested inyour opinions, until we're not. And I cannot end this program until Igive some sloppy, nasty, somewhat greasy, definitely obscene and potentially illegal in fortyeight state love to my co host, Nate Gore Zinski. He's been outa little bit here and there. We've also had the fillings from TobyScofield, who is a trooper. Without them I could not make this showpossible. I appreciate it and here's to two more years, or two hundred, if I can ever afford to get myself frozen like Walt Disney. Okay, I know I've gotta go. I am Dave and this has been theselling out show. My Love so six.

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