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Episode 53 · 2 years ago

Ep.#53 Dookie?


Hey Hey! On this episode, Nate is away but our pal Toby joins the show to talk the perfect solution for gift giving and how it's ultimately a one way street, we have a top 5 80's television theme song draft (that goes a wee bit awry), PLUS we discuss the cuss words you used as a kid that just don't cut it anymore. 


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What's welcome to the selling out show. Your Feeling Nimble. What it does is reaches into your brain chemically and no, cat your happiest memory chemically and then knocks on to that emotion, freezes it chemically and then it keeps your happy, happy. Hello, hello, hello, and thank you for tuning into the selling out show. I'm one of your host David Shultz, and we have a great show plan for you today. Coming up in a little bit, we're going to be talking about the top theme songs from s television. Now, normally my partner in crime, nate, would be here by my side, but he has taken this one off, so instead I am joined by my good pal, Toby Schofield. told me. How are you? I'm I've been pretty good. How much? So? Oh, I'm fucking fantastic. You know, when you are a friend of the show, you have filled in in Nate's other absences. So it's good to have you back. No, it's good to be back. It's been it's been several months now, hasn't it? Yeah, so what you been doing with yourself? Well, I mean now you know that's something you can actually tell people about, not something it's like a dirty little habit or a secret that you want to keep, if you know what I mean. Wink, wink's not a hey, not just it's still just doing my podcasting thing, hanging out with the kids, just really nothing, especially with, you know, world, world stuff happening. Yeah, I like how you just didn't name drop was actually happening in the world. You just like world stuff. I you know what I I don't want it to be dated so much. People know. Yeah, I think we do, I really do. Yeah, yeah, absolutely don't. By now and you're listening to the show, I'm surprised you know how to use the Internet. But Hey, Tob sir, let me tell you something. My birthday is coming up, buddy man. Yeah, congratulations. Well, I don't know if congratulations are in order when you start to reach my age. Yeah, you know what I mean. I don't know. Well, maybe like you survived this long, so congratulations, but you've made it another year. Yeah, but it's not like when you're a kid. It's fun and you do all kinds of crazy shit. I mean when you're a little kid, that is, you get toys and you know, it feels really momentous to have your birthday like you wait for it all year. You know, it's up there with Christmas, for crying out loud. Oh Yeah, for sure. When. When was the year that you're like, I don't care about this birthday? I think mine was like twenty five. River was just like I don't I don't care anymore. Really, that's a weird age to bring up. Is One you don't really give a fuck anymore because you're in the middle of Your S. I mean you're in your prime. Yeah, but I was. I was not partying. I didn't have a good s like. I worked S I didn't go party. I was out of town, like twenty five days out of the month working and I did that. I mean I'm still doing that. Well, not to the same degree, but I didn't live the s like everyone else. I guess maybe that's why I'm old and grumpy already. Is just from work. But Yeah, like about twenty five is just like. You know, we're not having like birthday parties and sleepovers anymore. We're not going to the bowling alley. I mean, I'm done with it. The Bowling Alley,...

...though. Huh, that's at the pinnacle. Let's go ahead. I'm going to the roller skating rink for my birthday. motherfucker. Yeah, you know, Dude. Yeah, what the Bowling Alley, I mean bowling alley or skating rink? You you had like the arcade machines. It wasn't just the bowling alley or just the skating rink. It was arcades where there's all kinds of cool stuff. You know, it just felt like bigger and better. There's pool tables, there's air hockey people, there's people. Hey, all right, you know, I you know, Tope, I don't know when I lost the passion for my birthday. Really I think it's like an evolution. You know. It's just like, for example, when I was twenty five, I still loved celebrating my birthday and I could remember doing that up until my s that, I think around some time in that decade, I started kind of looking at it a little bit different. My priority shifted, you know what I mean, where it wasn't like, Oh, I need to celebrate me or I need to party, I need to drink, I need to do this or that or whatever. So now do I look forward to it? No, because I'm getting older and ever so closer to my inevitable demise. But let me tell you, gift giving has changed. Yeah, receiving a gift to change. For me, for example, this year, my wife asked me what I wanted. I told her about a few things I was interested in. As she said, well, you know what, go get them, go get them for yourself, or I'm on mine. Yeah, well, Hey, I mean to me personally, there's nothing better than that. You get to choose your own gift. No surprise, but no surprise is necessarily required. Yeah, you know what I mean. You're going to get what you want. It's a surprise in itself to be like Hey, pick it. Wait, what? Oh, really, you really, but here's the here's a trick, because it's always a trick. That's always a catch. Is that? If I was going to do the same to her, make the same proposal and go, okay, what do you want? Really, go ahead, go online, do whatever you want, order it, I'll pay for it. Oh Man, it would start World War three in my house. I would have no spont tonity, I would not be romantic, I would be the ultimate villain of all villains when it came to gifting. Now, to me and you, obviously, the situation sounds completely ideal. I'm a collector, you know I mean. So there's certain things that I might be interested in that she doesn't really have a knowledge base on. It's not like she's just going to go to a department store and buy me a pair of jeans. I might want a magazine, a comic statue, I mean, whatever the case may be. So, therefore, I know more about I have that knowledge base on what should be paid for it, what's good condition of it, etc. Etc. You know what I mean. Right, I don't know fucking Dick about flowers. Yeah, I have to go buy flowers anyway. How is it, stare? It's not fair. But you know what, what I with my ex wife, I was in a situation to where I could get away with that and be like, you know, what would you like? Tell me what you want, and she would tell me or she would pick it out. I remember one time we were at best buy and she's like, man, I really want an Apple Watch, and I was like, okay, I'll buy it right now. Let me go buy that for your birthday and and she was like why didn't you surprise me? Well, that way you can pick the color that you want if it you know, if there's something special you want with it, if the wristband part. But then you're right, it does turn into you're not romantic. You don't surprise me. Yeah, it's fucking both. There was a catch twenty two, with like even her agreeing to it, like she got what she wanted, but it's still wasn't good enough. Her Eyes said yes, but her heart said no,...

...that's wrong. It was too easy. That's what it was. I think women are just too complicated. I was a child of the S. okay, this is when I grew up. This is I mean, I was a teenager in the S, so I can kind of claim ownership on a couple different decades. But my innocence really was nurtured and blossomed and whatever word you want to throw at it and the S and I watched a fuck load of TV. So here's what I want to do. We are going to pick our top five s television and theme songs, but we're going to do it draft style, meaning now, I don't you know what's going on here, but for any listeners out there. So I'm gonna let toby go first, because he's the guest on this humble little program yes, and now he is going to pick a TV show theme song yet again from the s glorious decade. Now, whatever he picks, I cannot pick, even if it's on my list. Anybody who's a fan of fantasy football would know how this system works and I think this is kind of like one of those kitchy kind of novelty things other podcast do. But what the fuck, let's try it here. You know what I mean. What can I say? I'm shameless, I don't care. I'll rip off anybody. But yeah, I need to say I was born in eighty eight, but I I was the nicket night kind of kid. I watched all the ad shows and stuff on the the reruns, and so that's where I've got all my knowledge. Now, some of these I feel like I hated the show with a passion, but anytime the theme song came on, I don't know the words off the top of my head right now, but it's suit. If it's playing, I can sing along with it. So that's kind of where I'm I'm thinking of the ones that are just like, as soon as you hear it, you're like, Dad, there's that show, whether you loved it or hated it. You just mentioned something very important, because there are some ground rules here to this a little friendly competition between you and I who can come up with the best top five list here. One of the rules is I will not play any clips from the songs on the selling out show. Okay, so if you want to emphasize your pick, you have to sing that theme song. See, that's right. That's it's gonna it's going to get me because I don't know if I can remember all the words or even of the mess some of these. Just do the best you can, okay, because I am not going to play any of these clips. You have to impress the listeners, sway them, if you will, to your list, to your choices, by crooning that theme song. Another rule is they cannot be from a cartoon. We're looking for prime time TV. That debuted had to have debuted from nineteen eighty and ended in nineteen eighty nine. If it was cartoons, I'd be singing thundercats and you know all the other come on the s cartoon. It's just that's impossible. You know I mean transformers, like you said, thundercats, Scooby Doo. Well, Scooby Doo with S S right. That came out debut ye dead. But the theme song, and that's kind of like the point I was trying to make, was eat if the show debuted in nineteen seventy nine, we cannot pick that theme sets right here. That's right. Okay, are we clear on all the rules here? We I. I'm I'm pretty sure we're clear. You think I explained it well enough so the listeners understand and we don't make a complete mockery of this process? I think we over explained it and I think they're tired of US explaining it and they want to hear our opinions. All right, well,...

...toby, without further ado, you have the number one pick in a s television theme song. Draft man, who this one's hard? I don't. I told you off my committed ago. I've got a list of ten and every time I look at them it's a different number one or a different number two. Like the list keeps changing and as I'm looking at them, you said to go with number one. What is the one that you don't think? Okay, what something you're afraid I might steal from you or you know? Okay, here's something I didn't explained in my longwinded explanation. I was just talking about. The basis of these do not have to be because the show was great or iconic. It could just be personal preference. You like the song, it doesn't matter. Just swing for the fences, buddy. Do pick whatever you want. I'm going like I said a minute goo. I'm going for the songs that, even when I heard them, if I hated or love the show, when I heard it come on, it got me like singing it and I'm like no, that's stupid show, all right, but I like this show. I used to love the show. I think this is what I'm I think I'm going with number one. It it could change if we did this again at another time. Going with the Jefferson's. The Jefferson's was not the s did Jefferson. Jefferson did what? My head isn't explode. Know what. I'm looking it up. That had been the S, early S. Oh, what's s? Holy Shit, we're moving on. No, Dude, Oh my God, you're fucking this wallow we even begin. You know what your list is now known void. Oh No, going are you should watch a lot of s TV on nick at night. ha ha ha, I mean, you know, it didn't say that. The years, as I was watching them snag that. I like double check on all my show. Okay, God, what all failure of a segment. This is hey, hey, hey, yeah, that's this salvage and with cheers, John, with cheers, cheers is so good. Everybody knows your name. Okay, sing it, let's hear it. Yeah, you've got it's part of the process here, Buddy. You picked it. Number one is cheers. What did that sound like? I've never heard it before. Can you sing it for me, toby? But that's the thing. It's all I know is the dude, D D Dude, and I don't know whether the words as well. Everybody knows your name. Yeah, do you go? Well, that's good enough, I think. I think that was as show is iconic and I'm you know, it's funny. Before you did that whole Boner, Jefferson, this thing which totally expose the fact that you have no fucking knowledge whatsoever. I didn't know that. I thought that was s I'm gonnable the yeah, that's why I'm saying get no goddamn knowledge. But here's the thing. Is like that was the it's not even on my list. Cheers, and I don't want to get crucified for it. But I was like that that's going to be an obvious thing because the long running nature of the show, how beloved it was, everything else. So cheers is a solid pick. So we'll pick. Not We you get cheers as your number one pick. All right, all right, I saved myself with that, Jefferson's. Well, you did, because I think you picked what many people would consider the number one, if not television show, that the theme song of the entire decade. But yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, you're not messing with a, with a nobody over here, buddy. You got me and I'm dangerous, I'm lethal, okay, and I'm going to hit you with some stuff that may not be traditional. Okay, I'm going to warn you right now. See, you can come with you cheers and whatever Francis, Shmishi. Everybody who loves me shows do that. All right, go ahead, go for it, because I'm coming with some of the dark horses that deserve the win. Now for my number one pick in this draft, and I'm glad you didn't pick this, because not only was it a fantastic show, but the song, it's just...

...out of this goddamn world. It's written well, it's sung well. It's a beautiful message within the song. In one thousand nine hundred and eighty five, a little show debut you'd on the ABC network, known as growing pains, and a theme song for growing pains was called as long as we've got each other. Are you familiar with this song? Yes, are you good, because that means I don't have to sing it. So anyways, as we continue on. No, I've never heard in my entire life. Okay, all right, show me that smile. Look again, Shaw Smile. Don't waste another man in on your crying. We're no win here. The End, the best is ready to be again. As long as we've got each other, we've got the world spinning righting our hands. Baby, you and me, we gotta be the luckiest dream who's who never quit dream man. Yeah, that was my you've got the touch. I was I was gonna do the the the extra with you, but then I was like wait, I don't know all the words. I just fucking gave you a verse and the Chorus and that okay. So I fucking knocked that out of the park. So Am I number one pick of this draft? I chose as long as we've got each other. Told me you're up with your second pick. Okay, this show used to come on all the time and I just double check to make sure it later than me. He's, because now I'm not sure of myself. Yes, I didn't like this show when I was a kid because I probably didn't understand it, but it's so popular now. HMM. Everyone wears the t shirt to see him at target all the time. Okay, Tarja, old and golden girls. Oh Oh, that's a good one. That is a great one. Why? It's a wonderful pick and it's I'm just I just know the first part of it, the the thank you for being a friend. I don't know the rest of the words, but you sounded like a big triloquous dummy when you said that. That was extremely creepy. He if I being a friend back in your box, you know, like that. Weird. I'm sorry, but lay down the road and back again. It's as wonder your I would hear it comefit. I sorry, I'm singing back here, but it was one of those ones I would hear come on and be like, oh no, I hate this show and I remember always flip. But you'd hear that first part and you just knew right away. So well, yeah, golden girls, golden girls, great. I don't know why you didn't like it. It was a fantastic show. I was ten when I was watching it. I didn't understand. Well, blanche was a horny old lady. Yeah, I didn't understand horny. I didn't understand all that yell. Hey, you know what, though, you didn't understand it then, but you just scored an awesome pick. Yeah, there we go as number two. So right now, you really you know what for the for the lack of singing, proress, proress. I've been say that right, whatever, say words, this is what I need. Nate. Nate corrects me on this. She's like, you just said that wrong. Idiots. Yeah, I'm dumb. I don't know how to say big words. Yeah, me, neither, and I'm trying to use them. So is a terrible, terrible thing, but here we go. You've got cheers and golden girls. So that's a pretty powerful roster so far. Thank you. So I am writing this down so I don't forget later. Okay, so for me, let's see this one. My next pick for number two. It's an instrumental Oh, always right. But it is such a powerful song that when this show would come on TV,...

I mean you just had to Humm along, and it took you on a journey in itself just to listen to the tune. It was one hell of a diddy. Plus the show wasn't too shabby itself. And I'm coming in very late in the decade, as this show premiered in one thousand nine hundred and eighty nine on NBC. But that would be the theme to quantum leap. Oh, okay, do you know this one? I don't know this and this wasn't a show I ever watched, but I know it was a it was a thing, it wasn't, it was definitely thing. Oh boy was it a thing. Yes, it was Dr Sam Beckett leaping from body to body making turning wrongs into rights and fixing history. But I guess I can try to hum the song, since it's only fair. I'm making you sing them. But here we go. But Um, a bump. But Da da Da, DA, da Da da Da, DA, DA, Da, Da da Da. Duo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo dooo Doo. Beatdo Doo Doo Doo dooo Doo but then it would get like more intense. From there. It'd be like but UMP, bump, bump, bump, bump, bootoo do Dodolu do bom Bom Bo, and so right then you were travel you, you were like say, I'm Beckett Man, you were leaping yourself. Yeah, it was fantastic. So I almost went with it for number one because, to my personal preference, it might be the best theme song ever written for any television show any decade. But I'm going with quantum leap. Okay. So I'm trying to double check the year on this show and it is also a one thousand nine hundred and eighty nine song, okay, and it is also an instrumental Seinfeld. Wow, wow, you see that? That is that is like so tricky, because if you're going to say to me, like what's the most iconic theme song of the S, I would say Seinfeld, but you're right too. I would too. But this one was my loophole that fell into the s and it's such a weird song that burnt the brand parently, like just the weird like use me to sound like a porno, I know, I know, but it's that weird baseline. It's so weird. But you know immediately and you know with when they would have like the little cut scenes in between and they'd play. That's like just a little piece of it. It was just a running theme through the whole show. It's good. I'm not going to try to do it again. You know what, to be honest with you, I'm trying to rack my my data bank, my memory here. Yeah, I'm not sure they used it on like the pilot episode. Oh really, I'm not positive, but you know what, we might have to do some research. That's going to get an asterisk. But for now, and maybe a listener can help us out, because it's been quite a while since I watched the premiere, which wasn't very good one. I can give one more at the end just in case we gonna have to good Christ. No, that's a last thing I need, especially with how you been humming these songs or doing these songs. Are Ready Hey, I don't need another halfass performance from you, toby. I'm doing a fantastic job and I don't like your criticism. Oh, excuse himoir, but I was I was criticizing, speaking of which I said the pilot episode of Seinfeld wasn't very good and it wasn't right. However, that's one of my favorite shows of all time, easily. Oh yeah, fantastic fucking show. Okay, but you're going straight for the you're going straight for the fucking hiss that. You go for the name recognition. That's what you're doing. I'm getting the people on my side with like yeah, I know that show, I like that one. Yeah, and the Jefferson's. Okay, now this one is another instrumental and I'm going to go.

This is on my list. I'm taking it for number three. I don't think it's even on your radar whatsoever, but the song is in fact iconic. The show was wonderful and it holds up to this day extremely well. Hopefully you've seen a few episodes of it. If you haven't, I do recommend to do so. I know it's on syndication and you can see many of these also on Youtube, but this show premiered in one thousand nine hundred and eighty four on NBC and it was called Night Court. Oh, that's a good one. The bassline to that, yeah, just hits you in the belly and guts. You're ready to watch the show. I mean it just puts you in the mood. It's just a great tune and, like any of the other instrumentals, like the quantum leap one I just mentioned before, you could take that away from the television show and it's just a really good song on its own. I think it's one of my main criteria is, I think, for picking the songs that I am picking, whether it's an instrumental or not. It's just like if I didn't even know the show existed and I heard this song on the radio, I'd still be like hey, this, this, this slaps man, this is pretty goddamn good. I really lock this to you know what I mean? Yeah, but you know, you know, you know the theme song for Night Court, don't you? Yes, boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom, too good. Doom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom good, too good. Boom booted it any by. Yeah, I'm expecting like some applause here, like roses to be thrown at yeah, there you go. Yeah, wow, wow, this might be the worst radio of all times. This could be it. I'm wondering if is there an award for like worst performance on a podcast? I hope so, because we've got this week, but we might win it, baby. Okay, so I picked night court. So just to kind of keep people up to speed here, your pick. So thus far we've only got two left a piece. But you can pick cheers, golden girls and Seinfeld, while I have chosen growing pains theme song, Quantum Leap and night court. Now you are up with pick number four. Okay, again, I'm doing research now as I'm I'm making sure my choices still thick criteria. I think I'm gonna go with night rider. Who that was on my list. Who finally got one that was on my list. Very good. Yes, I dig the night rider and you know it as soon as you hear it. The that man. How do you even do that? That that I don't how do you do it? Yeah, no, I'm it's your pick. You gotta do it. It's got like an echo on it, so it's hard to do it. You can't even hum it. Really try and did it. I mean you can get when it gets later into the song, but it's with you in the high pitch thing you're doing. I've got a high pitched voice. That's just what happens, man, when your voice is squeaky. Yeah, you got that right. That's something else. I wow. Okay, but night rider, night right, all right here, just, yeah, let's just a night ridder. Yeah, yeah, night rider number four. Um, okay. Now on my list I have if I was trying to appease the people like you, there's some obvious choices here that I could make. That if, for example, if someone was listening right now and going, Dave, your list. It's just isn't as impressive as Toby's, despite the fact that motherfucker can't sing for Shit. Yeah, I should these out and people go WHOA, that way, oh, that was a good one. But yet I have to stay true to my heart and my soul here, true to myself really told... Therefore, I am picking it seems like it's the it's the trend, but it isn't also an instrumental this show debuted one thousand nine hundred and eighty four on the CBS network. It starred Angela landsberry. Do you have any idea what this show could be? Toby, no murder, she wrote. Oh, okay, sand and the actress's name. Oh, yes, you know she wasn't on your nick at night. Humus Angela ry, but that song. Yet again, I feel like I'm a broken record bringing this up. It brings you somewhere. You know what I mean? It really does. It's not just something that's always impressed me with movies, especially in the S, and I know we're talking TV here, but have you ever seen the movie back to school starring Rodney Dangerfield? Yes, yeah, I cite this movie a lot because it tells you the origin in the opening credits, and I love that. I think that was fantastic because you don't have to waste time for the actual sitting time of a film to understand how the characters got from, you know, before, until point a that you see in the movie. Here now, when you have an instrumental that isn't the case. It doesn't tell you that here's a woman who's a novelist that also basically everywhere she goes someone dies and every episode she has to solve the Goddamn murder. Right. Yet the song is just fucking and fantastic. Is a beautifully written piece and it goes something like this. Bump, bump out, done, done, don't, done, done then, but London, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't do dn't, don't, don't do. And even then, like the quantum leap song, it goes heavy, it gets thick, it gets rich, it gets darker, it's got some more boom to it to let you know this motherfucking shit is serious. It's super serious, super serious. That's right, Jab flet you up in your shit, mofucker. But is a great show. I love murder she wrote. When I was unemployed, I watch murder she wrote every fucking day. Couldn't get enough of it. There was one really shitty episode where a horse solves or murder. I don't really want to get into that right now. I might even brought it up in the past, but overall, I think personally, I solid number for pick. Now. I've had to I'M NOT gonna lie. I've had to strike off one or two extras that I thought fell in the s but we're not. As I was, you know, looking them up to a double check and this one almost didn't make it. But I and I you're gonna hate me, because I'm not gonna be able to sing this one either. All, I'm a terrible yes hose breaker. Okay, but it's such and I know what you're going to say you're already going to say. Now I would define this with the S, but it's on eighty nine. It's in the S. is still counts, but per your rules, eighty nine if in a nine. Now remember this is your last pick, last pick. And you know what, I stand by this pick as being a top theme song for my top five. Not Not because I had to strike some out, but I stand by it. Okay, even though I think it would definitely make it into the early s picks. Better. It's family matters. Okay, okay, so it's eighty nine. Right, it's right there. It's probably more defined with the S, but it's eighty nine. It fits family matters. Family matters fits. That's what you're trying to say. Now hit me with a theme song. All I can remember is the very first line saying it is your last one. This is this is it, buddy, this is the last one. I don't even know the full line, though. I just know the the you know what? I can't even think of just google the damn thing. Well,...

...yeah, Oh, man, I don't want to sing this one because I'm gonna be so off, off tone. Now I'm about to jump off the Goddamn roof. told me. I said something about a rare condition. Yeah, okay, condition. Did Dude to do that? I don't know. Seeada, I can't do the rest of the words at all. You make for a terrible doctor, you really would. They be like a dog with some matter with me. Am I're going to die. It condition. Ha, exit stage left as it thanks. Thanks, Dr Toby's he's. I just don't know what it is. It's got something. Condition. Yeah, so they boy. There you go. All right. Well, listen for my number five pick, and I still, I guess, some we really haven't cross pollinated it all here. I mean you pin night rider, which was on my list, but I mean, I do have some alternates on here, but now I'm looking for a crowd pleaser. What the Hell, you know what I mean. Right me. Let me finally, I was starting to say earlier I was being true to myself. Let me sell my soul to the devil here anyway. Even then, it's not really the case, because it is a good song. Is it my favorite? That's still on the list. No, but I'm going to use it anyway because I want to win. I want to beat your ass because, okay, it's a rare condition. One thousand nine hundred and eighty CBS. Magnum Pi, Tom Selick, the mustache, the Hawaiian shirt, the Detroit Tiger's hat, the whole look, the whole Motif, and it. Listen, they've just remade that fucking show and the theme song is virtually the same, because really that good of a song. Yeah, I know I've never watched it, but I've seen the commercials and they play the theme during that. So I'm like, Oh hey, look at that. They didn't even bother change in the tune. I know that I'm gonna Watch that. That's what they're feeling. Boom boom, boom, boom boom. Yeah, like they hit you with the whole thing. There's some guitar palm muting, or I think it's palm muting going on there. I mean, what other great thing about these instrumentals, and the Magnum Pi theme in particular, is you could just make up your own lyrics if you really wanted to, and just, yeah, just sing whatever the fuck you want. What would you sing? Going to this star too by grandy diapers, so she do Li no on the living real claw. Boom, but UMP, bump. But it didn't need an into. Boom boom boom, boom, boom, boom boom. I mean, I just made that up. Yeah, no, US, that's how easy that was. Loved it. Say My grandmother's got a bladder condition and and it works. It doesn't matter, because it just everything would fit. You know what I mean? Yeah, so I think that was a very good pick at number five. Thank you very much, and that does it. That's where we are at. So to recap, toby chose cheers, golden girls, Signfeld with a somewhat asterisk, night rider and then family matters, which I didn't write down, but I am doing that right now, while I chose growing pains, quantum leap, night court murder, she wrote, and Magnum Pi. Now we have presented our picks to you, the people, and it's your turn to let us know what you think. How do you do that? It is easy, peasy, lemon squeezy. You can find us on our social media networks at selling out show. I use twitter. It's my main thing. I like it. We also have the Instagram, or you can send us an email selling out show at gmailcom. Do you have a favorite show or a theme that did not make either of our lists or you just think we're just idiots, which probably is the case. Let me know. I want to hear about it. Toby, I'm...

...sure you want to hear about it. Well, I need to know how big of an idiot I am. Well, we also want a winner. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, I want to know that I'm a winner and I'm an idiot. I think. I want to be honest with you. I think mine is better than yours. Sonna, a Booboo, stick your head and do do now, because I am a winner. I also want to use my podium that I'm standing on right now. We my big golden metal to thank the sponsors of the show. First Up, we have Alpine hempcom. The sea bed revolution has arrived. If you have missed it, there is no better place to start than Alpine Hempcom. They have everything you could think of. I mean literally anything and everything CBD related, Gummies, tinctures, capsules, pet products, coffees, tea's, I could go on all day. Make sure you check them out. Fantastic prices over at Alpine hemp north and vaporcom. Northern Vapor also has three retail locations and South Fargo, North Dakota Morehead and Amidgee Minnesota. All of their e liquids are dike tone and artificial sweetener free, and he made me think of Dave. Why is that important? Because they are one of the rare companies that cares about what you are putting into your body. But there are a great bunch of Folks Down There at Northland Vapor. I can't recommend them any higher. Make sure you check them out. And now both those websites, alpinehampcom and northern vaporcom. If you use code selling out nineteen, you will save nineteen percent off your entire order at check out. Make sure you do that. Last but not least, we have spunk lube, which I want to send a toby because, listen, you're lonely. Yeah, okay, yeah, very you're a lonely guy, and I imagine them must be a lot of chafing going on under your roof, buddy, so much I can't even walk straight. You can a fucking piece of beef jerky between that's right. I mean snap into a slim gym here, but I am not promoting slim Jim's and I am not macho man randy savage. Spunk loop is an award winning lubricant use by professionals in the adult film industry. But why let them have all the fun? You can get it shipped directly to your home, discreetly and at great prices, by visiting spunk lubecom. You know, toby words. Words are fun. Words can be used as weapons, whereas can be used to communicate, to show how you feel, what you're thinking, poetry, songs, you name it. We use words for everything. I'm using them right now, but there's something funny about how we, as children, use cute kind of I was about to say pet names, but they're not pet names. But what would you call it? Like a an innocent name? Yes, thank you, there's an innocent name for things. Yes, excellent. Now one of those things. This is going to sound weird, and this is what I'm getting at. Why does this sound weird? But when you were a kid, would you call your penis besides Toby Junior or kid dynamite? or I mean I would proper say Dong. was was the choice for me as a kid? Ding Dong, Ding Dong. Yeah, so you just go, Oh, stop playing with you Ding Dong, or I don't, I mean whatever. You know what I mean. I know, like when if I have to say something to my kids, it's, you know, Ding Dong and see Ding Dong to me sounds like someone stupid. Don't beard Ding Dong, but I guess you're right. And don't be a Dickhead, don't be a penis is. Don't mean don't be a penis, don't be a Ding Dong. But I mean dinky was one that was used a lot when I was a kid. Yeah, I've heard Dinky, but when you're an adult that comes an age. Were you just not allowed to use it anymore? Yeah, you know what I mean, like I can't go to the doctor and use that word. Now, imagine if I went and said, Oh, doc, I got a problem my dinky. Can you check it out for me please? He's probably calling the cops.

You know, I've got another word for you that it seems like adults never use. That you only use as a child, and that word is dukey. Nobody says anymore, but when you're a Kiddy, I gotta go dukey or or whatever, but now you never say, Oh, yeah, I took a big Dukey this morning or that mean knows like Dukey. Nobody. Nobody says, except for a whole Hogan, maybe a no holds barred but you get my drift, you know. I mean it might be something I would say to the kids just to try to find you an adult. That's the point of the whole thing. We're telling kids to save these. Yeah, okay, that you know, it's true, but I'm not going to tell another. Adults like I've got real bad dukies today. Oh, I guess some Dukey on my shoe. Yeah, I stepped in Dog Dukey. Yeah, no, what, no one fucking uses it went away. That's so. It is a really weird one. Doo Key, it is a weird one. You know what, do you have any other words that maybe you thought were like a swear or a cost when you're a kid that really aren't? Who? So, okay, this, this is a this is really I got to explain it first, but I didn't know, I still don't know, if this was considered a curse word or a bad word. Heard when I was a kid there was a casper movie, the Live Action Casper movie. Oh yeah, one of the uncle's he's being sucked into the vacuum cleaner and he makes a joke because it's a vacuum cleaner. They suck. He says this sucks and I remember being a kid and being like who they said a cuss word, because we were not allowed to say sucks at school, like we weren't allowed to say, oh, that sucks. I remember kids getting in trouble for saying that sucks. Is that? was that ever a customart? So what? But besides all that, spoiler alert for the Casper movies you just mentioned where the uncle's get sucked into the vacuum. That has to be the biggest plot line of the whole movie. Goes gets sucked into back. No, I don't know, I haven't seen the fun things. Kidding me, it's been a while. So the seated I was like, Damn, do I forget something? No, no, no, but I don't know. It was definitely a word that I wasn't allowed to say either as a kid, but I don't think that's an end all, be all kind of bad word. You know what I mean? Like yeah, this sucks. Unless I don't know you, you live in some like Uber Christian family where you'RE gonna get wrapped on the knuckles with a ruler if you say anything whatsoever. That might be considered or or your skirt is a little too high or something like that. You know what I mean. Sucks seems very borderline. But I mean, is that what it is? Is because there could be a sexual meaning for it, only for you. Well, that's what I'm saying, like, because I mean what if I was like man, that blows. Well, this is a made a big deal that Bart Simpson would use the word this sucks or say sucks on TV at the time. Yeah, they did, didn't they? Yeah, they did. They're like, Oh, this is this is wrong, this, you know, of course the must have been like parent organizations or groups or whatever. Holy Rollers were like, Oh my God, I cannot believe he is saying sucks on TV this animated creature. But yeah, so I can, I guess I can. You know, tap my gabble on that. TAP, TAP, tap. That is legally a cuss indeed. Wow, have we added a new cuss word to the the cuss word dictionary? So, officially, no, no, we we're not allowed to do that. I do not work for urban dictionary, but I will say this. There are some other words. I don't think it used enough. Do you think there's a swear out there that just doesn't get the love that it deserves in people's vocabulary. HMM, you get to think I gotta do that a thing.

Cool, yeah, see, not I my friend. No, no, not Dave, because I'm bringing this word back. It drives people insane, but I use it quite frequently now, especially with the current state of politics in the world. But I like to say Twat, oh, that person such a fucking Twat, you know. I mean, Jeez, what Twatty mctwatterson over there fucking saying this aid do when that? So I've been using that quite a bit and I think more people should as well. You know, you think Twat is a bad word. If you want to set off any woman in the world, call right. Don't see word, I know, but I did not. I use the t word. Thank you much. TWAT is somehow a lesser of a word than the sea word. I'm not even going to say it because I don't want any female listeners to get upset with me. You don't say the sea word unless it's nuclear. That's the bomb. That's too dudes. I have to like synchronize their keys and type in take the codes at the same time. As like a we ready to launch. We are ready to launch, sir. Are you sure ready? This is a sea word. This is serious business. Once we go there, where's no going back. Mr President, yes, I authorize the use of the sea word. You know, it's the countdown. Three, two, one, turner key could yeah, exactly. All right, toapster, I have to go hide now in my bunker, but before I do that, why don't you tell the listeners where exactly they can find you in all of your stuff? You can find me on instagram and twitter at Toby Van Doom. I do to podcasts, and I'll just give you one simple link. Go to bad secret MEDIACOM and you can find my retro video game podcasts and my conspiracy podcasts, and both both satire. We say dirty things, so don't expect obviously don't expect intelligence. You've heard me on this show. So yeah, not getting none of that. Nope, ass for sure, but definitely check toby out. Toby, thank you again for being on, and now I need to take a shower and perhaps talk to a professional, because I am forever unclean after having these discussions with you. I do want to thank each and every one of you out there for tuning in virtual hugs for all of you. Can you feel it? I am squeezing you, giving you my thanks. I am Dave, that is toby, and this has been the selling out show. My Six.

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