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Episode 44 · 2 years ago

Ep.#44 Walmart Warrior

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On this episode of The Selling Out Show Dave and Toby discuss the pure joy of new underwear, a socially awkward situation with a senior citizen at Walmart, weird celebrity crushes, plus a dating disaster that involves too much booze and a freaky foot fetish.

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...know, you're creeping a little bit closer to being a man of a certain age, and there's rewards for that. Okay, getting old or doesn't have to completely suck a right. Okay, maybe a little bit, but not completely. So I think what you should do, when do you say, and this is honestly what I do, and it really tickles me pink, if you know what I mean, is give your self. Go out and buy a new pack of underwear for the New Year, because what is better than some new dy's? Hey, you're right, new new Andy's, new socks. I get excited about new socks. Now you know your your penny pinching over there at the oil fields. I don't know if you can go for the sock undy duo on he's alone, or should suffice to make you happy and you know, reinvigorate your soul. Now, do you clean out your drawer of all the the past year's Undy's and just start completely new, or is it just you add a new pack to the rotation? I kind of get the heat drawer. That's the problem. It takes like a serious injury to one of my previous pairs of UNDY's for me to dispose of them right. Get your money's worth out. Ye, he's now. Hey, Hey, know what, you have accused the right guy. I am cheap as all get out. But no, it's more like any signfeld fans out there might appreciate this. Like golden boy. He's got this t shirt that's tried and true and is always reliable for him, and he could you know, it's been there for years and his drawer, some of my undy's are in fact similar to golden boy, which is a terrible term for underwear. So let's get off of that thing real quick. But Anyway, point being is, you know they are lucky, or you know I have some kind of association with him, so I keep them until they are completely unwearable. But you know, the real thing here is that for pack. Okay, okay, you know you're going to adorn your little jolly's with later. It's nice to know that you've given yourself a gift, a gift of renewal for you and your twigs and berries. Yeah, so I actually did recently buy a new pack of underwear. Okay, okay, just just to throw in the drawer. Have some new underwear. I bought the wrong kind. I'm a boxer guy, you know. Yeah, these were the the brief boxer kind that you know. They kind of squeeze. I'm kind of a big guy. I don't look real attractive in them and my my situation is situated too tightly to me with those. So I can't even wear the new underwear I bought. WHOA, Whoa, down Nelly, you telling me you went into the store, brows the section, perused the offerings and still bought the wrong type? I think what happened was I had the right type and I went through the sizes and just grabbed the one that was behind it, and it was a trick because I wasn't paying attention and I bought the wrong ones, because I when I got home I was like this is not what I had in my hand. You can't return them. You know that right, you don't have to keep them. I had already opened them and was like, wait a minute, you can still return them. It does. I don't think it even matters, to be honest. We see, I feel weird about that. So I just kept them and I was like I will make this work, and I have not made it work yet. Okay, all right. Well, I can kind of understand getting the wrong size, maybe misreading the label if this is l or excel L or something, but to get like, you know, breeze instead of box or briefs or something, I mean there is clearly a picture of the man on front and you can see who's junk and how he is, you know, rock and Oznd. So that's a little weird. Yeah, you know it was a blind bagged. You just like yeah, fuck it. I'm one of those kind of guys that's like I know the size of my pants and I won't try them on. So, like, I saw the size, like I said, I thought was in the same area. So I just grabbed the bag through it in the buggy and when I'm with my businesses, for I can...

...reach behind what you saw? Yes, you saw, and I think that's where my error was as that I don't pay attention, like I said, with jeans, with shirts, like I know my size, I just I look for it and I throw it in the buggy and I'm like, all right, I like that shirt, so it's here. Did you go? That's whatever. That's a problem a lot of guys have. We're terrible shops that's it right there. Yeah, I'm a terrible, terrible shopper, terribly human being to what. We can talk about that a little bit later. I mean, look at me, I'm the guy who gets excited about new OND's on New Year's. But again, if you you know what really you know floats my boat now is if I get a sea pat machine or wrist brace or, I don't know, work boots, like Oh, here we go, yeah, I made it. So, yeah, I'm fucking trust you me. I'm lame. And isn't that? Isn't that crazy to think about, like if, when you were a teenager, none of those things would have been awesome, but as an adult you're like, hail, yeah, give me some underwear, I give me some all of it, I want it, all I wanted right now. Don't hesitate for those. Are these in my face? But you know, I may be old school like that, but I do want to bring it new school right now and let the listeners know if they ever want to reach out and talk to us, it is easy. You can find us on all your socials at selling out show, or if you want to write me an email tell me about your undi experience or just called toby an idiot, which is more than welcome. You can shoot us an email at selling out show at GMAILCOM. So I had an experience the other day at everyone's favorite Walmart and you know, I feel like a lot of people have bad experiences with Walmart people and I want to see if I was overthinking it. Okay, so I went to the self checkout. I had my ten year old with me and I'm sitting there talking to him. We're minding our own business. There's an all US sweet old looking ladies in front of us, taking her sweet time because she's looks like she might be nine years old. I was double sweet, she's gonna be a nice one. Yes, so I'm not in any rush. We don't have anywhere to go, we've only got a few things, no big deal. So I'm talking to the ten year old just trying to pass time while we're waiting. We're talking about candy and we're talking about the drinks and their little refrigerators and I noticed that the the Old Lady, all her stuff is off the little conveyor belt. So I started throwing my stuff up there because I try to give her enough time. You know, I don't want to I don't want her to feel rushed. As soon as I start putting my stuff up there, and we've already been standing there for a little while. As soon as I put my stuff up there, the old lady turns and looks at me and goes, I'm sorry, I'm old and I have cancer, and she turned around and before like it registered, I was trying to like defend it and say no, no, you're fine. I was just setting my stuff up here and I set myself up there, and then I started thinking, yeah, why did she add and I have cancer? Well, she had to pull that card out, the cancer card. More, I don't know, maybe some sympathy. You know, it could have been like, I'm a fucking cunt and I'm treating you like shit, but you can't say nothing because I got cats at that's how I felt. That's really honestly how I felt, and I started thinking like would I be an asshole if I would, if I were to like call her out on it? Listen here, lady, you don't have to tell me that you have cancer. You know, like a lot of scenario started running through my head. Sure, and then I started thinking about like, you know, seventeen year old toby, dumb and young and, you know, just an asshole. Would have been like go fuck yourself, grandma. Maybe, maybe not like that, but yeah, I would have. I would have smarted off and said something. But I also had my ten year old there and but for I wanted to say something so bad and ask her, why would you even bring that part up? Huh? Am I in the wrong? Like,...

Whoa what? Well, I definitely see in the wrong. We was anyone in the wrong? I don't know. It's Walmart. I think it's a lawless place. It's really it's pretty harm and getting in there, you know what I mean. But yeah, I think, hindsight being what it is, what you should have done was just say some really random shit to kind of throw her off. You know, if she just looks at you and snaps like what are you doing? I got fucking cancer. You Go. I'm I think, how Jelly Bean do you like? HOUTING JELLY BEANS? Oh, they're really hard to count because you want to eat them all right away. I just see what she says to that, like she probably looking at be like, yeah, I can't fuck with this guy. He's crazy, crazy. I Say I'm taking my cancer elsewhere. You know, I don't know. It just fucking say something really weird or off beat to kind of throw them off, you know, return the favor. Yeah, but it just it. That's what it threw me off that that was her goto like and I was I didn't like huff and puff. I was sitting there, obviously talking about candy. I wasn't like sitting there like fucking old ladies, she's being slow. You know, I didn't. I wasn't on the phone complaining. I was sitting there talking to a ten year old kid. Yeah, I don't know. It just it just was the weirdest thing and the more and more I thought about it, I was like why would this lady do say that out of nowhere to a complete stranger? You know, again Walmart, a miserable person the moment they walk through the doors. It's like an enhancer fuckery that just makes you even more miserable, like it's like a booster or, you know, kind of like fucking gives your DNA that extra shot of just being a fucking Dick. I don't know. It's just one of those things of white trash. Yeah, yeah, your white trash powers rejuvenate. I'm in Walmart. It's just the way it goes. But you know, like you're saying about young toby, saying I fuck you grandma. Of course now you wouldn't say that. You did have a child with you even then, right, and then to if you did say that, you know what? You know, you're not going to win. No, you don't win anything. There's no prize for saying hey, you just hold off a nine year old lady, good for you. Yeah, the asshole if you do something like that. That's why I suggest to you, next time that happens, spit something out, just really weird and just have them think you're fucking nuts and let them go away and about their day. But you know, the more and more I thought about this, it makes me want next time I met Walmart and actually go through a line that has real people and not it's not a self check, Colby. Never yeah, but next time, and when they're they when they they do the the pleasant what is it? Pleasantries? The the how are you today? Oh yeah, the greeters. Well, I want to just stop and just be like, you know, I've recently went through a divorce. Free therapy. I might be losing my job soon because the old fields not doing good. Yeah, freething here, free therapy, and you get a little smiley sticker when you're done. Oh Man, yeah, yeah, you know, that's actually a great idea, because I hate like every time you leave now they get a scan everything, you know, they see your soda, like, Hey, where you going with that Hawaiian Pune Toil PAC man, get over here, I need to scan it, you know. Oh well, you know, while you're scanning my Hawaiian Punch, let me tell you about this or that. You know, of see what had happened there, because that's something that does irritate me. I'm trying to get the fuck out. I've aready spent too much time in there as is, so I'm leaving. I want to go. I I keep walking because they can't here in Texas, they cannot stop you. Oh, unless they have reasonable belief that you have stolen something. Did you hear this from a cop? I've looked it up because I was getting harassed at my local Walmart every time I would try to leave because I have long hair and I look like a Hippie, and my ex wife had big gages and a bunch of tattoos. We look like little up to no good, punk ass teenagers because we both kind of look a little younger than we actually are. Are Good for you. So yeah, yeah,...

...thank you. But so I started looking it up because, you know, it was bullshit. And Yeah, they can. If you just keep walking, they can't stop you unless they have a belief that you have stolen something. So next time just say do you think I stole anything and if they say yes, no or whatever, just keep walking. I'm just going to run anyway. Even if I law Philly paid for it, it's gonna fucking book it like I'm guilty of sin. To See, because he's fucking guys are just transience in yellow fucking vest, you know what I mean? They haven't had any calisthenics or exercise and probably the last s I'm surprised if, if they even had a solid meal this morning, let alone anything else. So I'm going to fucking high tail it out of there really see if they try to, you know, make pursuit, which I doubt they would, so real quick. Here's a side note. This is something funny to tie into my my podcast, the secret transmission podcast, conspiracies. There is an a and I think it's more of a like tongue and cheek kind of goofy conspiracy. But it's still funny that Walmart is ran by vampires. Oh yeah, that's why they have greeters to let you come in. They agree to you to come in, so you can come in. Oh, come on now, get out. Hey, that's awesome. You know, that's awesome. No, it makes me think of like Buffy, the vampire slayer or something. It doesn't make me think of like some legitimate you know, the walls loss hanging upside down in a fucking closet, like I want to suck your blood, you know. There we suck my wallet dry. Why the fuck do they need my blood? Yeah, see, I was it was an interesting little tidbity tossed in there. Yeah, you know, if I can sneak a man, I try. That's what you needed. To use with the old lady in front of you in line, which is like not can a, whatever the hell you said. He's been like, Hey, did you happen to know this store is owned and operated by Vampires? Didn't? They'll think I'm actually crazy. That's a love it find. See Perfect now. We went all the way around, we danced around this whole topic, loddy'deedd and the answer was on your show the entire time. You didn't need to come on with me. You didn't need to do that. So, Hey, we've now reached the part of the program where I would like to thank the show is sponsors, because they provide some great products to us and, as a result, I get to give some awesome cupon codes to you. First Up, we have Northland Vapor Company, and they can be found at Northland vaporcom. They are the makers of some truly outstanding e liquids for Vaping, and let me tell you something. All of your liquids and juices are dike, tone and artificial sweetener free. And you may be asking yourself, why is this important and what are you telling me this for? Well, in this day and age where everybody's concerned about what you're putting into your bodies. It's nice to know that northland cares about telling you what they are putting in their product. Plus, their motto is quality doesn't need to be costly, so they're not going to rake you over the coals or rob your wallet just because you choose a healthier lifestyle of vaping over smoking. And if you visit Northland Vaporcom, you can save nineteen percent off your entire order by using codes selling out nineteen. Next up we have spunk lube. Oh boy, how I love me some spunk makers of award winning lubricants, and I know some of you out there might be a little timid, might be a little bit shy and think, Oh, I don't know if I want to use those, I don't even know if I want to order those. Well, first, let me tell you the shipping process is incredibly discrete. You're not getting a big package in the mail that screams hey, I'm buying lube. Second, you know what, Love Life can get a little bit stale. You might need to spice in it up, and the best way to do that is with spunk. While all the professionals in the adult film industry have all the fun we you can bring spunk right into your home. Trust to me. Try It. Go to spunk lubecom today and you can thank me later. Last but not least, we have alpine hemp. The sea bed revolution has arrived. If you haven't heard about c bed yet,...

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...somebody that you'd kind of be ribbed or made fun of for admitting that you like how they look. So okay, let's hear number three. The number three. That now it's not a crush. But I want to see her boobs. Oh well, that's okay, that's it. You just want to be flashed. I just want to be flashed. But she has two passed away recently. Okay, now it's getting creepy. Well, I mean I don't want to see like passed away boobs, but Beth from dog the bounty hunter. What? What? Okay, you're so big, like, yeah, obviously so big. I want to see you. I just curiosity. I need to see I wanted to see. Well, I mean the whole thing with that is, do you just need to see a big pair or specifically her big prayer? Because I used to love dog the bounty hunter and just one day I was like, her boobs have to be really, really weird. Well, large, large, yeah, way too large. Huh? So, yeah, I just wanted to see her boobs. That's that's okay. Well, again, this is, you know, a little awkward now that she's not of this earth anymore. Yeah, now, yeah, no, no, now it's a weird topic to talk about. A year ago it would have been funny or well, for me, you know, I'm trying to mentally process what you just said and I'm thinking I could just show him any huge rack. No, no, it's got to be Beth. They hadn't Ben. There's going to be something else about her that you like. No, there's nothing. I don't think she's attractive. I just I think you're lying to me and you're lying to yourself. That has to be something else going on here. I don't know the one. I don't know. I mean you could go on any website right now and just look up ginormous tits, yes, and you would probably find something very similar to what she was rocking, probably. So you can just imagine her face on the neck and big to Bambi the moment. But see, that's that's why it's it's like a crush because I but it's not. I don't know. It's a sick, sick obsession that I had. Yeah, well, okay, let's not call it them a s obsession, because that makes it feel like I just sit there and think about her boobs and a card room all day. Yeah, I actually have a head cold right now and you just made something erupt on my face. I just shortled and we just said which is bad. Thank God I'm not on the Youtube right now, but right. Yeah, so, I mean again, the first two normal. The last one is just yeah, that's weird. That that counts. I'm sorry. I feel like I have to apologize to WHO, but I don't know everyone that just heard me be so weird. Okay, all right, toby is sorry. So that does it for our celebrity crush is segment. I like to move on to something else now. You asked for that. Be that. Well, yeah, I mean, I guess just to close everything out. As far as me, I've always kind of liked an exotic look to begin with, so people who know me wouldn't think anybody that I found attracted to be too far fetched out of the realm of you know, something that I've already expressed interest in. I suppose the one, though, that if I ever bring it up, you know, you sit with your buddies on the couch and you flipping through TV like Oh, stop right there, and they say why and I go AH, look, nee se Nashes on TV. Neasy, Naw, yeah, who's that? You don't know her? She was on okay, good, Google it, but she was on a few shows. She was on like one of those house flipping the shows, but she was also on ree ou one. Oh, okay, she's on that new show, or it was new show clause. For some reason,...

I always found her very appealing and people really wanted to bust my hump about it. Why? I mean, what do you think, toaster? I think I'm on board with you, all right. See, Hey, I think I'm on board all right. I mean they don could just be that I want to see her boobs. No, Oh, no, no, I'm just kidding. She's pretty's very pretty. You're not kidding. That's the worst part. You're not even kidding in the least. I am seventy five percent. Yeah, Toby School feel the breast man strikes again. Will like, but the do they run? And is no? WHOA? Toby, I love hearing about your personal life and, to be honest with you, a lot of it, since you're a single guys, fairly tragic. So lately we've been ending the show with some of your woes, you're dating woes, and I was wondering have you brought any more to the table this evening? Yes, I have, like a I feel like I get real personal on your show, like I open up. This is like a free therapy. Sometimes I talk about want to see celebrity boobs. Yeah, I'll send you a sticker like the Walmart Guy. I really will. I'm not fucking run. I'm going to send you a sticker. So there you go. Yes, all right, so I really want to see what you think about this particular story, because I didn't think of it as a date. Okay, so let me be very clear. It was not in any way, shape or form a date in my mind. Well, let's hear the story first and then we can kind of side. You know what the social structure was for the whole thing? Yeah, you got to tell me, because everyone that I've told the story to there like that was a date that went really bad. Okay, let's hear it. So on my tender I was I was all swapping. I saw a friend that moved away about fifteen years ago. So I haven't spoke to this person and I was confused because I knew they had moved to California and they were showing up in my area. So I got on facebook to find her and sure enough she was back in Texas. So I added her on facebook. A week or two goes by and she accepts and I messaged. I'm like hey, how you doing? I haven't talked to you a long time. Not Again. I didn't swipe on her on tender because, again, this isn't an old friend, but at this point she has no idea. You went from tender to facebook, which is like from ass to mouth, basically. Yes, okay, yes, it's when you put it that way, I feel like now I'm a little bit of a creeper, but and I saw yes, and you learned. Yes, you are. Damn it. This show is not making me look good right now. It's fine anyway. It makes me look terrible all the time. Continue, please. So she she says, Hey,...

...we should get drink sometime and catch up and stuff, and I was like cool, that sounds awesome. So we did just that. We made plans. We were going to go to a terrible local bar that's here in my town, because she lives in the next town over currently. She came over to my house and she brought a bunch of pictures and we're looking at like high school pictures and in middle school pictures, and we ended up going up to the bar. So we're sitting there having a good time, laughing, talking about old stories. You know where we've been in the last fifteen years, what's happened, just doing all the catching up, and she starts drinking a lot. Yeah, a lot. Yeah, I have a buddy who is always at this Bar, who sat beside her, on the other side of her at the bar. Yeah, and he starts hitting on her. Course he's no dummy. You know, if it let's just say this is a date first off, and I brought this girl. Now my buddy is trying to hit on her, who is also like fifteen years older than me. So and her, because you know, we're the same age. Somehow he starts talking about her feet and ends up massaging her feet right there in the bar, at the Bar, and you know, it kind of a little awkward. Oh, but you know it's not a date. Can I interrupt you right now because I want to correct something. Okay, I just mentioned a few minutes ago that I've sounded creepy on my own show plenty times before. I've never been this creepy, so you do have that distinctive honor now. Congratulations. You to do that, screepy. This whole this whole story is starting to creep me the fuck out, man. Okay, okay, let me keep going, because this isle Lee, it's Fart. Okay, so this guy is like telling her that he's got a foot fetish and stuff, while I'm sitting there. Yeah, again, if this was a date, my buddy is a terrible wing man and she's getting more and more drunk, and one of my other friends, wait, keeps walking by talking shit to me. She pull out her feet? or No, well, he took off her shoes and and he started massaging her feet and was talking about, you know, her feet. Okay, all right, all right. So the other buddy comes up. He's he keeps walking by and we're doing the whole like fuck you, buddy, kind of you know thing. Yeah, sure, well, I'll bonding as fuck you. Yeah, you are, Bundy. Yeah. So she's getting really drunk righting at this point and she kind of starts throwing in jabs as he walks by, and he starts throwing jabs back at her, like who the fuck is this chick? No one talked to her, you know, doing the I'm a I'm big tough guy. Next thing I know, he walks by and he's doing the same thing. She stands up and goes straight to him and grabs him by the back of the head and pulls him in and starts making out with him right there. Uh. So you guys shoot a fucking screwed on that, did you? Did you pay for any of these drinks or I was paying for Christ so you're he brought it a you pay it for the drink. Here this sweet guy. Look at these pictures of us in high school. Then creepy old foot fetish guy comes up, which a foot fetish to me is weird anyway, because why would anybody discriminate against male feet versus female feet? That means you just gotta like all feet. You know what I mean? That's a good point. Yeah, okay, so he's all fucking. He's shut now. He was trying to do the whatever foot fucking assault. And then this one guy treats it like absolutely she's a who the focus this broad she's like, come here, I'm gonna Kiss You. Yeah, Huh. And so now, like everyone at the you know because I frequent this...

...bar, everyone is looking at me like, dude, your girl, it's just making out with other dudes. Yeah, but that wasn't the case. So let me just ask is, what do you think? This started out as a date and I just I'm oblivious to like knowing what a date is, and then it just went really south because I don't know how to date and she was just like fuck this pussy, I'm going for some men it. Yeah, I think. I think you fucked up. I think, yeah, to be honest with you, because you went here with her. You're the one who paid for her to get lubricated mentally, right, either one paying for the drinks? You buying her drink. So did you continue to buy her drinks all this shit was going on? I probably bought her another drinker to yeah, see, you know. Yeah, Dude, sorry, but I'm not trying to condone taking advantage of other people, especially not women in that kind of situation. No, no, but but I mean it's like you set up, you laid the foundation for the house, and then everybody's kind of jumped in and was like hey, now it's our house, and you're like no, but I poured the concrete. I don't care, I'm living here. You know what I mean? That was the terrible thing to say, but as the first thing that came into my mind. But you know, that was your territory, if you will, to stake acclaim on. I'm making this even worse. I'm sounding like you now, I'm getting creepy, but but yeah, you fucked up. Okay, okay, see again. Everyone that I've told the story to, I'm like, they're like, oh, your date was making out with other people. Know She. I don't think it was a date and, as ever, intended did you talk to her the next day? Did she leave with the guy? What happened was the aftermath, was the fall out. We ended up going out to I hoop and then I brought her back to my house and she got in her car and left. Really, so you let her drive drunk? No, we she sobered up. She was much more sober after I hop and everything else. Pan. Thanks. Oh here you got me to add to my poor SOB story. Sure, so, I had to go to work. It was three or four in the morning before we got back to my house. I had to go to work at five, so I got an hour of sleep. Got Home and my cat was sick and I had to go put him down at the vet that same day. Wow, yet that. Look at that. Jeez, it was a sheet. It was a shitty twenty four hours you date goes off, fucking plays foot seas with some old guy, makes out with another guy. Then you fucking cat goes to fucking kitty heaven. You know, terrible toby. That's fucking awful. But then me and her went to a concert a week later. So you pay for it. Yeah, dumb son of a bitch. Oh my God, I'm a Bush over my God. Yeah, good, Lord, good. That a date, do you think? Yeah, I mean, come on, you know, I mean this whole thing. When you went again, you found run to tender. Then you were interested enough to connect on facebook and you physically went out places. You paid for everything, and I yeah, yeah, come on now, I just said. Well, like I said, she was a good friend in high school. Saw, I was. But okay, you were interested. Correct, Um, I think she's attractive. There you go. Yeah, okay, but I wasn't like now, you got me in a spot, because I don't feel like I was trying to zoom in, sweep in like that. Yeah, well, trust me, you would have, if given the opportunity. That you didn't get right to stay. Hey, I'm a gentleman. Yeah, sure are. Yeah, they're right, you are quite the gentleman. Footing the bill. You like that puny through in there. Ye, I knew something was going to happen after you said footing the bill. Yeah, for...

...all that and her escapades, they're so yeah, sorry, dude, but that was just a bad date. Yeah, well, seems like a string of them, a couple of them, you know. So you know, did she stop talking to you, like when did she cut it off. We still talk, okay. Well, we haven't hung out in a while but, like you know, I text her see how she's doing and she text me every once in a while. We talked about music a lot. We have a lot of the same music interests. And Yeah, we talked. We always talk about music. Okay, mostly should recommend this show. You should tell her, tell her to tell her listen to the selling out show. I don't think I'm gonna do that. That's only person I'm not going to promote it to. Really as too bad, because you might actually she might look at this and the error of her ways and you could have a love connection there. I could be cool or actually good chuck woolery, since the real chuck woolery is a fucking piece of shit, and, you know, make a love connection for you. So you're missing up, buddy. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Well, now you know, Toby, you didn't mention it this whole time, but I've been sick. I've had this terrible head cold, but still I am here producing content for all the fine folks out there right because that's what I do, that's what I enjoy to do. I love doing this. You dig you love hearing your own voice. Well, that too, that is included. But I like putting, you know, our lives out there for people to listen to. Some people can really dig it, enjoy it, get some value out of it, hopefully more than I maybe than I even do myself. So I want to take a second and thank each and every one of you for listening today. I truly appreciate it. Virtual hugs for each and every one of you. Do you feel that right now? That is me squeezing you and I'm probably too close to you and you've caught my cold. So Ha, take that, motherfucker. But anyway, I am Dave. That is toby filling in for nate, and this has been sell you out infirmary media. How to show up with cocacola energy. You're tired and you're thinking of canceling on your friends. Don't do it. Every time you cancel on a friend, a Unicorn loses its horn and becomes a regular horse. Do you really want that on your contents? Instead, grab an ice cold can of cocacola energy with delicious coke taste and reinvigorating energy. Keep the UNICORNS alive. Show up every day with Cocacola Energy, energy, you want, taste, you love. Hey, I'm Maurice. As a barber, you might think my scissors are my main tool, but really it's metro. That's where I got my iphone seven. It's camera makes sharing my cuts as simple as snip, snap, share. Right now, get an iphone seven with a camera that shoots K for just for thousand nine hundred and ninety nine. When you switch to the number one brands and prepaid metro by Tmobile, rule your day requires port inevidual number not going to be acted on tmobile, that we're poor, active on metro past ninety days, and verification of hiding and independent Dabase. Then it for percounce, Househol thirty, cope by I phone seven model on you, no temper and C store for details in terms of emissions,.

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