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Episode 36 · 2 years ago

Ep.#36 Diamond Dave

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Nate is out for the count thanks to a bum back and Dave is called upon to host the show solo. First topic on the board is the foreign concept of fame (5:03), then Dave unleashes his anger over the four month Massachusetts vape ban (16:45). Chris Sheehan (@AceComics) comes aboard the Selling Out schooner to talk conspiracies involving Matress Firm and 'Birds aren't Real' plus how not to dress in court (26:38). To wrap things up Dave takes opportunity of the remaining time so we can get to know him...better? (50:30) LISTEN UP BUTTERCUP!

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Hey I'm Maurice as a barber, you mightthink my sissors are my main tool, but really it's metro. That's where I gotmy eye fro severn its camera makes sharing my cuts as simple as Smith.Snap chair right now get an iphone seven with a camera that shoots four Kfor just forty nine. Ninety nine. When you switch to the number one brands inprepay, Yo Metro by tea mobile rule your day, reqire sport in Avilitonnumber not coe, has to want to Moeet Worwor aste one matral past Mantin,anderpetation Titin, independent Entean, wor pofouns, such Hossle, her to be bytion seven model on ea es or Ne Housand. Ten omissions Ayou were now tin, the selling elhoe. What it does is breaches indew of brainchemically and no Kat. Your happiest Memory Chemically Ain blocks on thatemotion, reased it chemically, and then it keeps yer, happy, Happyandlo, hello,hello and welcome to the selling out show. I am one of your host David Shultand by my side, and my partner in crime is H. Nobody! Okay! Now this is normally thepart of the show. The introduction really wigh say hi to nate, askingabout his weak on, what's been going on. Unfortunately, he has taken up sickhe's going to miss this episode, and the reason for that is he's having amajor back issue, and when I say major, I mean hisis. Coming from a guy who'shad a couple of back surgeries himself and IFE. You ever had any form ofbackpaing thor the course of your life. You know it can really be a bitch, soNA is laid up he's completely bedridden and I am going to try to take up thereins of the show. At least you know for this episode, so I'm Gong to Kindogive some observations about some things that I've seen lately and myopinions on some stuff and plus I will be joined a little bit later on in theshow. My a good friend of mine, Christian he's been on the show, alsoin the past, and we're going to discuss h conspiracy theories, morespecifically things that have been kindo hit in the social media networkslately and just really suspicious stuff. If you ask me considering nate is downand out, I want to suggest something that coal really make him feel better.It is a little bit self serving, I suppose, but in the best interest ofthe show hey, what am I going to say it j, it just works, and that issupporting us in any way that you see fit now we're not the type of show thathas a patrion and goes begging for money, but you know what we could useand what we do appreciate. I tune reviews because the more that youreview a show and leaves some positive ratings, it allows other people to alsolocate the show, and hopefully, if we do it, our jobs right enjoy it. Another thing you coald do is follow uson social media, on twitter, at selling out show or on facebook. At selling outshow one. you can write us an email and let us know what you think, selling outshow at GMALE DOTCOM or if you want us to hear those sultry sounds that comeout of your throat called Your Voice. You can leave us a message on ourvoicemail line at Seven: seven, four: Seven: Zero One, nineteen! Ninety threeany of those ways are a great way to engage us. Let us know what you thinkand uh again I it's support. It really is. You may think throwing money at usis a way to do it. Yeah that'd, be...

...great, not gointo lie to you. If youwant to do that, be my guest. Another thing would too be shopping with ourpartners. That's another great way to to show the support of the show, but Imean the number one thing for me: Is I wan to know what's going on with you,you know a lot of people out there. Du pod cast. There are Dima doze they'reeverywhere I mean come on. There's a podcast about I o knitting booties foryour kitten for crying out loud. Any kind of topic you can think of foreverybody out there that does produce a show, spends countless hours trying toplot or script or edit or anything. You know behind the scenes making thesausage, if you will, we want engagement. That is so huge, it's soimportant to get an email or a tweat or something not even just saying: Oh, Hey,good job man, those are also nice, but suggestions or ideas for future topics.Any of those things I want them all. I literally going to right now reach myhand through see those earbuds you listen to here comes my finger. I wantdirect access to your brain, so please do that. Ou'll make mate, feel greathe'll, probably bounce up like fucking tiny tim say: God bless everyone you'vecured his back ailment, and you know what you just made my mother fuckingday, so without any more pop or circumstance. Well, I guess this is alittle bit, let's qe The segue music, so you can hear about all the crazystuff that random junk that has been rattling around in my naging so the other night, I'm laying in bedloafing preparing myself for some restful sleep. Hopefully, if everythinggoes well and on television, there was a late show with Steven Colber and hisguest. That night was the legendary member of the Beatles and, of course,Great Solo artist in his own right, Paul McCartney, so being a fan of hismusic and everything and just rock history in general, I decided to laythere and watch the interview, but one thing: It Really Kindo drove me mad,and it was a question that Stephen asked him about his celebrity his fameand how it affects him and how you know he kind of maneuveres life and viewsthe world. Basically, I I think I ve just made more of it than StephenActually did in this question. The point is, though, that Paul McCartneyresponded by basically saying in a pair afphrasing here, I'm still just thesame kid. The same kidty used to watch shis celebrities on T V and his, butnow I'm in a gronup body- and it struck me really hard it'as sucha simple response and everything else, but where he he kindaf said. Okay, I am still the same person inside that I'vealways been now min Ayou PALMC Cartin has been famous for a really fuckinglong time. He has money piles upon money piles like dive into these tashlike scrooge mic ducks swim around spiting out the coins the whole night, I'm not someone who's ever been rich orfamous. If you're anything like me, there was a point in your existencewhere you thought that I mean basically, when you were young more or less wereyou believe that you would grow up to become rich and famous whether it was arock star or an actor, or you know I mean now we kind of use celebrity looselypoliticians now are celebrities. We turn that into a whole fuck in thewhole circus of politics m, something that I don't believe in can make it acelebrity social media like influencers like who, the fuck, how how can youinfluence anybody just taking fucking photos of you holding something sayingby this to me? That's the most ridiculous thing ever, but anyway, Idigress. Even with those aspirations, I've grown up. Basically Poor UH,really I've been middle class. I've been poor, but I've never hit thatthreshold of any form of celebrity. Obviously, since I'm doing a fuckingpotcast hair, I'm no not trying to make any less of podcast or e very famouspodcasters too, but I am nowhere near the ranks of like a Mark Marin. Werethese comedians that do some great...

...shows like bill, bur o what have you so I I stopped and I thought about itand I go if I it's a daydream really. Where is itnight? So it's like a you know, just be kind of fantasizing here. Imagine if I had that much fuckingmoney. Imagine if I had all that notoriety. How would you handle that? WHO WOULDYOU BE? I mean one thing is for sure, and I kind of pin pointed this rightoff. The Bat is my my thoughts Kinda get away from Yo. There was, if it wasever going to happen to me. I'd want it to be now Paul McCartney G, successfulat a very young age, and you know good for him because again, when I justmentioned stuff like imflementors or politicians, or whatever this guy, hefucking worked his ass off. Even as a kid you know, jamming out with thebands going to all the clubs touring, I can respect that. You know he made itand I know some people might say. Oh well, the Beatles were the first Boybad,that's fucking bullshit they weren't, created by a record label put togetherbecause of t e, looks or appealed to to girls. They just fucking knock thegirls outman on their own. You know they were just, I guess, dashing youngdudes with some killer tunes. So I I can respect on. You know how he made it.I get it I like it, but if I had gotten famous when I wasyoung, which I wanted to do, I wanted to be a rock star. I wanted you knowgirls to fucking pass out when they saw me even with the ugly Mug that I have. I would have fucked it all up. I reallywould have there was no way in hell. You could have handled me that kind ofmoney or give me any kind of form ofcelebrity and I wouldn't have killed myself on drugs or you know justoutdeed, because that's what I was into at the time I really kind ofromanticized that lifestyle my idols were those that lived fast and diedyoung, so I probably would have make it have made a very drasting mistake. Back to now, I'm forty one years old,I'm a mellow human being. I enjoy my family, my creature comforts. I don'thave any thoughts of grandeur where I kneed like now, a golden toilet, seedor basically copious amounts of cocaine. In my life I would just try to enjoy the simpler things and feel good in mysecurity, knowing that I never have to worry about bills, I can go and splurgea little bit again, not hookers and fucking. You know crystnal meth andfetamine or anything, but I mean just knowing that I could buy a housewherever I wanted to buy a house. Those kind of things, and also I wouldn'twant the money to kind of go to my kids head, my son, because you see all thesefucking rich pricks who raise these fucking dush bags they've, never had towork a fucking day in their life. You don't understand how society works as awhole. Of course, they' become those fucking people that I mentioned earlierinfluencers. Okay, so all this being said how youknow I would want to live a moderate lifestyle and really not try to over overdo anything or over indulge. That's just the money right. That'sjust the the cash part of everything and the bank account fame is something that we we all want. We all seek in somelevel and even if you don't believe that you do, you Kinda do if you like,twinter right and you tweek, you get happy when you get likes for you,that's like a recognition or a reward for you knowputting something out in the world that people enjoyed same thing on face bookor whatever Instan Grand Whatever social media platform you prefer to use.Maybe you like all of them. I don't know, but that's like validation to somany people and again, let's go back in time here in myyouth. I wanted that and I I didn't want to be forgotten either I wanted tobe validated as being a creative, creative person and people enjoy what Ido they genuinely like everything that...

I put out there, but then I also wantedto be. You know, invited to fancy places and all that stuff sounds sofucking great at the time when in reality here I am yet againlooking back and going Jeez thats such a superficial, shitty thing to everdesire or want. If I was a celebrity now, I think, andthis would piss off a lot of people, I'm sure I would want to use that as aplatform to do something good for other people and of course you can say. OhDave Man, that's so easy to say, because for one you're not a celebrityyou're, not rich or whatever, and then too you want to come off as asoft, loving human being, who wans the best for all the other citizens of theplanet earth. But I mean one thing about becoming a parent, an I'll say itsoftens you. It really does on the inside N. You start feeling the plightof other people. More often, I know thinking even on my own past lifeexperiences I was raised by a single mother. I don't believe they give thecredit they deserve. We seem to want to reward people for the wrong things. Weput them on a pedestal for the wrong things. For example to me, why is kinyWest famous for even to Beginnin with for writing a song or wrapping, but nowjust being a complete nother, fucking psychopath, but yet some single mom? This is working. Godknows how many jobs just to make ends meet. Why is that person less valuablethan the person who could just fuck ind wrap? It makes no sense to me. We we reallydo as Americans. I think even you know, as society as a whole celebrate thewrong things. Sure we say support the troops support teachers. Do this dothat, but how much do we in fact put our money where our mouth is ore,not even the money? Just our actions, the can go blue in the face in they.They deserve all the great things that life has to offer yeah. Here we areyears later and they're still suffering as much as anybody else. Yet, Oh shit,that new song just drop. I can't wait to fuck and buy that download. I'mkindo going in the weegs a little bit to get back on to the point I wastrying to make is, if that I left my house, and everybody was snappingpictures and wanted to know what I thought about this. That and everyother fucking thing. I would want to put forth an agenda and an image ofmyself, true to my belief system that I have now having suffered for as manyyears as I have. I'm not entirely sure you wan to hear about all the issuesthat matter most to me. I kind of Jus went off on that. Little rant thereabout single MOMS, not getting h the love and attention that they trulydeserve compared to a recording artist, for example. The whole thing is is astark contrast, a really big difference. Just talking twenty years here aboutwhat I would have done with this kind of social currency, this power thencompared to now, because of course, then I'd want to be live to theexcesses and just be a complete and fucking total asshole. I I would haveenjoyed that I'm not lying Y. I would have loved it now. I I would despise that when I seepeople doing it, I say come on use your fucking brain thick you're more thanthis, you can do more than this don't be a fucking Slouch, so I guess KindaIke Towrap, this whole thing up. It's just such a foreign concept. To me whatis fame, how cal you hail fame fortune. All of that really I mean how would youdeal with it if, tomorrow, just out of the blue, you became famous okay. Idon't know if there's a fucking gene in a lamp or you actually do somethingcreative whatever, but let's see you had it. What would you do with it it'fun to say silly Shit I get it. I love saying silly shit. Hell is what I do onthis show every every two weeks. What would you do with that kind of socialcurrency with that kind of power, his...

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...know you can smoke afer, you have ameal, you can smoke after sex, you can it doesn't matter you're a at a picnicwith your family light went up you're in the doctor's office. Hey there, yougo jewel follows the same H. I want to call Thim, predatory tacticsand that's why kids are so attracted to that which is wrong. Okay and the majorityof the people getting sick are in fact teenagers or you know younger youngerpeople now back to the cartridges, an question. A lot of them are these th ccartridges or there basically black market stuff. I it's not regulatedmaterials, not regulated product. This is crap. You get off the street orstuff that you're buying from China that isn't locally made. You reallycan't trust this stuff, but you know hey it's cheaper, maybe it's easier foryou to get. Maybe you're underage, I don't know, but they're buying the shitand people are in fact getting sick have no doubt about it. That islegitimate. People are getting sick from these cartridges. Problem with theban is no one really understands the scienceof it. There was I mentioned earlier. The morning shows I saw a segment theother day where they showed some scientist essentially proving thatsmoking is so bad for you compared to Daping. They like to do this test withcotton balls in these glass encasements and they pump inte the smokinto one from the cigarette nd,the other one from the VAP. I think it's like four packs it could be. Youknow it doesn't even matter the number, because even after one pack you'll seethe cotton balls from smoking are fucking. Just disgusting round gunkedup Itar Oily everything else, while the cotton balls from vaping come out clean,somike great. This is a great way to leave it off. Let's not demoniz thefucking industry for what seldom vew or up to but then at the end they had another scientistwho was experimenting on rats and what he wastrying to say was ok its cleaner or it looks cleaner bythose other tests to smoking. Babing that is, but in twenty five years, isgoing to fuck up your heart. It's going to cause stiffness in your yourarteries and and Yadayadiyada, and everything else. Listen, I'm not tryingto shit on his report. I mean what do I know: I'm not a scientist, okay, I',I'm just basically going with how I feel as being someone who's vape. Nowfor five, some odd years we used to smoke and I feel fucking great. I also understand the perspective ofparents because apparently vaping has become an epidemic in schools. When Iwas a teenager back in the nineties, guess what smoking wasn't epidemic backin school kids will always rebel and do things that they're not supposed to doand they want their hands and grubby little fingers on the stuff that theyare not supposed to have. I don't want my kid to vate ever I really don't youknow I mean, what's the point of it, I don't want to smoke. I don't want tostart smoking so that you need to turn Ito an alternative to stop smoking.Okay, but I understand the panic I get still to demonize in entire industryand ban the practice of something in your state for four months is equallyas dangerous or as harmful as handing a bape cartridge to a child. I say thisbecause okay you're going to close all of apeshops, people are hard working, people are going to be out of a job, theirindustry, essentially for four months is dead and you coal say. Yes, you justsaid four months: it's not forever. It doesn't matter how the fuck you'reGOINGNA earn how the Huck you'r going to put bread on the table when you'reout of work for four months. The other thing is, if you are in fact an adultwho has awareness of what you're doing vape safely only uses products thatthey know that they can trust you're, you're, fucking, upshit's, creek man. Ihaven't fully read all the stipulations involved in this band. That's that'sbad on me, because thiis KINDOF, like breaking news. You know, as far as asme, getting my information on it, but I...

...can only pray that you can still orderstuff by mail, because if you can't holy cow you're, turning theresponsible folks to guess where roblack market, where all the dangerousshit is already fucking being bought in a hurting people. So what's the gain, Imean really what is to gain by a four month? BAPE bad. I I suppose, maybe some public supportfrom again h could be nervous parents or or headline readers. That think youknow the shit is fucking out to kill Ya, but I mean come on now, really thinkabout it. How many things in this world should we really be outraged about Irso angry about the Christ sakes? If you never listen to the show before youknow how mad assault rifles make me yet you can still fuck and go buy one. Ifyou really wanted to fatty food, you could fuckand buy eight two liters apepsi and drink 'em down and fucking. You know have a fucking hat attack forcrying out loud everything: cigarettes. Oh Hey, Oh Fori! To get ahead of myselfcigarettes, you can still buy cigarettes. Oh Lord, you know they maynot be killing you right this second, but they are again without any doubtgoing to give you fucking cancer, kill you and destroy R, your life and yourfamily y. You can just stroll on down to seven eleven and buy those fucking,no problema little pricey 'cause, it Tak to fucking ten buck too, but youknow what that's what it's all about the money follow the money and thatkindof leaves me to think. Well. If Aping had better lobbyists, this wouldnever come to pass. Maybe somebody squashing this whole issue right now byslipping an envelope into some fricking congressman's pocket out there inWashington, but, alas, whatever here. I sit angry because there's an industryout there that I care about. I love- and I know, has done me personally- awhole kind of good going through a bunch of Shit right now and you knowwhat's next, I live in Texas, it's coming for me! That's what's! Next,it's inevitable is bound to happen, because it's just like a snowball thatyou roll up and let go down a fucking hill. It's only going to get bigger andbigger and bigger and bigger, even if less people get sick, even if lesspeople die. You know the whole thing is now it's inthe public consciousness. There is no jury. There is no trial right now. Thescience is even pinpointing to exactly what is causing the problems, as isthey know its black market. They know it's a bad cartridge, but what insideof it is actually harming people? Is it a liquid thickener? Is it GHC itself?Is it how it's being manufactured? We just don't know, but in the meanwhileall the things that we absolutely without a doubt concrete evidence areaware of that. Will fucking destroy lives, ogive that fucking shit a pass. Itangers me I'm a little bit infuriated and hopefully given time it will not.standand. Now I am joind by Chris Shian of the cosmic treadmill empire, apaudcasting empire. If you will h Chris. Thank you so much joining me today tobreak up the whole monotony monoton. I can't even speak the monopoly. I Bi tosay that instead, it's easier to say I love Mano instead of Monotony, I saymonopoly but anyway for breaking up the whole thing of this episode of me justtalking into a Mike about what the hell is bugging me, certainly certainly noprobem. I appreciate you have meon and this actually intrerupts a gamoonmonopoly. I've been playing since, like nineteen ninety four that hasn't ended.Yet how far did you get? How many properties do you own? I've never figured out how to puthouses on them. I I don't know it's. The houses are still in the box,haven't taken them hall, at least they're. Still in the B, I was afraidyou were playing with somebody, who's eating them or jamming them up therenostril no, but we are using. We are...

...using different denominations of coininstead of tokens, 'cause they're they're all gone, so I think I'm thenickel what Toka an' even know those tokens. I thought it is all paper money.No, no, no o! I'm talking about like the little dog and the and the thimbleand they're gon, Oh gos, coinal H. Okay, now I understand I'm certainly whateverI don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but you know what Eith I do wantto talk about great we're perfectly both be on the air right now. Now Italk about something in particular, being conspiracy's and conspiracytheories. I personally am one that doesn't reallytrust the government. Okay, I don't go too far. I don't like looking for likenational treasure symbols in like the dollar bills, or something like the eyeabove the pyramid means that big brother's watching me or, and the OWLand the corner an ye h exactly. You know what I mean B. I do. I do have ageneral mistrust of what I'm being told, how about you, er, oh I', I'm therewith Ya, not not to the no tinfoil had extent oranything but uh, but definitely I I feel like we are not getting all theinformation that UH frankly, we might not even need it butuh. I H, I definitely think their stuff we're not being pulled and there aremachinations going on yeah. How about big foot lock ness I'd like to believe in them justbecause I'd like the world to be a little bit more fantastical than it isbut uh you know reality sets in and UH. I don't think that that actually exists.It would be really really cool, but UH. Is there one conspiracy theory thatyou've heard throughout your lifetime that you really think you know what ththat one that one's got legs? You know I was just reading the otherday and I can't remember it, but it reallyaffected me. Okay, I don't know what the fuck it was, butit bothered the hell out of me. It did it made me think, and I don't rememberexactly what it was as we if I N, if I can figure it out, I'll I'll share it,but but there are, there have been a few that have oh there. It is themattress firm, the fact that mattress firms are on every corner. Sometimesthere are four mattress firms on four different corners all facing oneanother. There was the theory that came out. I believe on read it probably twoor three years ago that matriss firm was basically an elaboratemoney laundering scheme because how many people need to buy mattresses. Youknow a and even here in in beautiful hot Pioria Arizona, we have one cornerof one of the main roads here that have two mattress FMS facing each other.It's like how many people need mattresses and the more t there's athere's, a lot of deep conversation on this and h, the more you go into it.The more you really can talk yourself into thinking like there are some shadypeople behind the mataters firm. I think they're right now owned by a South African firm Um, and there wasa little bit of controversy at the head of that firm and whoever was CEO ofmattress fom at the time of the purchase but uh it it. It's all. It's all veryinteresting food for thought and UH. I, if Youll, let your mind wander a bitand start wondering like you know you buy a mattress, maybe once every eightten years how many people need to buy mattres and and every time you go inthere it's empty. I was thinking like very seldom. Maybe it was the mob orsomething cause youe talking about lahoney laundering, not like a ShoAfrican whatever, but you know that is weird and I have never heard of this,but that is so bizarre like right across the street from each other.That's almost like in Massachusetts, Dunkan donuts. With this one like onevery corner, you can't walk ten feet like I needmore coffee, good Christ. I can't live without coffee. Why are they so closetogether? Why are we so desperate for the for theJava if you wi, but I mean these mattress firms here- are more plentifulthan starbuckes and starbuckes are? Are...

...the ones that are you know, H, Cliche,you know you know they're everywhere, you can't. You know there's one in yourbathroom right now, there's everywhere Rit th, but these mattress rorms, it'sjust so weird B'cause they're such high dollar things and they're never busy, but they just keeppopping up and they keep having these uh. They keep having grand openingsigns and banners on their windows. It's like you've been here for thirtyyears. How is this a grand opening? You know, I don't I don't understand it andH. I don'tnowit's just a maybe there's something to under new management yeah,exactly that's what it is, I'm at the Google Happng, because I never heard ofthat before that Tas a new one for me and over the course of the week Idiscovered yet another one that I found very mizarre. This is kindof makingtharounds on the social media and it has something to do with birds andbirds or a creature. I don't really think about very often what Ar Birbirds of the well they're, essentially dinosaurs. If you think about it, myson who's, a big GURASSIC world, Dino, head Informin, he's like Dad. You wantto see a dinosaur, and these times just to observe a bird, I'm not going to getall into that now. 'cause, I don't want Ta. I don't really have muchinformation on it. I want to sound like an idiot more than I already have, butno they are these winged creatures that fly through the air, and you know theyland on Snow White while she sings or what have you, but there is a websiteout there. That's recently made the rounds called birds. Aren't real. Have you heard much about this at all?Is this like a mattress, firm thing, or is this new to you as well? This ispretty new to me. This is pretty new to me. I I have some very, very slightknowledge passing knowledge of this phenomenon, but I do not I. I cannotspeak to it eloquently! Okay! Well, you know, let's do this for the listenersright now, I'm going to play a little bit of a clip of one of the members ofbirds. Aren't real explaining the cause and an wagoing to come back a anddiscuss a little bit about what he hased to say about it? exellentallright, maybe you Seeng the bill board near the highland strip or hear thestory on Wednesday's live at nine. A campaign called birds are not realbrings his efforts to the Mitself, and this morning we are joined by one ofthe messengers of the movement. Peter mckindoe is here to tell us how thisall came. Abaut we went aneside, you were not the founder Nonoso. How didyou become aware of it? What is the message of the movement? The message ofthe movement is Assensfli to spread awareness that fro one thousandninehundred and fifty nine through two thousand and one the governmentmercilessly genicided over twelve billion birds and simultaneouslyreplaced them with surveillance trones in disguise that film us every day asequally as these cameras are filling us right now. So this is really satire. Imean you, don't really believe that that happened correct. This is asatirical campaign to make the point that what you're looking at me like? No, it's notsatire. I really do believe this honestly, it's kind of offensive okay,so it's not atire. I don't think youwould say that if I said birds arereal or lawmakers, though, really taking this seriously, because a lot ofpeople will have their doubts or have their questions about whether or notthe movement is really serious or not. Yeah. That's been a really hard part ofthis honestly Um. Since the BILLBARD's gone up, there's been a reaction ofsupporters and loyal bird tuthers. Coming out. U Saluting bowing, it'salmost become almost like a like a sacred pilgrimage to see it. Others, though, seem to have some kindof H, laugh response, and it really pains merig. So you know this is only h audio, so you can't really see the guy. Youcan't see him at all when of we saying real lucky for you. Yes, he is onegrubby. Looking Mother Fucker, he doesn't look like he's batherecently, um he's got some patchy beard thing going on...

...sort of SORTA and I think you can kindotell by the tone of his voice he's not completely fully there. No, but thatbeing said, do you think there's any validity to his claims that thegovernment has destroyed birds and replaced them with drones? You know M,I hate evoking the its current year thing, but it's current year and UH. This is the world where W we've hadthis like digital divide, where it's possible for any stoner idiot to kickup enough dirt to H, make it look like smoke and then scream that where theresmoke this fire so and then it starts gathering momentum and the weirder itis, and the more L OL random it is the more it starts to build up. This isjust so dumb II've owned birds, so I'm fairlycertain. Unless you know the government was watching me, that's possible, youknow they. They got the cameras and the eyes of these birds and they'rewatching they're watching me goint through my daily H Business, but uhcome on. So do you ever own like a parakeet or something? What would youwnt a parrot cockateel and parakee? Did they talk inthe day H? I think we talked ourselves intothinking. They tlk O, like any noise. They made it's like, I think he saidhello. No, he just went back, but I was going to say said: Like polly want acracker, it's actually like a government message, a sublital messagethat goes en your brain and controls. You J, it just said: Consume 'cause EAS,ABOTA drone burn is her, is controld by the government yeah. You know JeezLouise, but maybe you did buy a drawn bird. We don't know I might have Imight have. I should ave taken it apart. I fucking every to you, go an it diedor something, but ney is something I've never considered. I've never lookedupsaw a bird and thought. Oh, that's, big brother. Do you know what I mean like? We havethe cameras on the street lights and things like that Ti oust, I mean werewe're under surveillance all the time and constantly our cellphones. I meanI'm the guy that turns off the camera on my aps, sure 'cause, I'm afraid,like someone's, going to listen to me as boring as my life may be they'restill trying to get. I get my routine and what I like and when I don't liketo try to sell me shit or who knows possibly to enjoy me. I have no idea,you never know t think these birds are flying around watching. He just seemsreally far fetched absolutely absolutely and UH. You know thegovernment, you put two government officials in a room and I don't thinkthey could agree on how to put had to make a a pitchur of coolaid and they'regonna they're, going to figure out the the flight patterns of Birds ReallyYeah Yeah, that that is weird h plus you think they'd be more concernedabout the environment to keep up the ruse. Of course you know the bird sgoing round, but yeah, I I don't know like you, Kinda said like any stoner oranybody who gets the the little laugh or chuckle yeah they're gonna. You knowthe ball's going to start rolling and not even necessarily people are goingto believe in it, but they're Goinno think it's funny or just that luarousthey will ludicrous. They will support it. Of course, they'll they'll tout itthey'll. They want everybody wants to be part of something and h the Sillier,the better and this clown and the fact that a anactual local newsbroadcast had this idiot in their studio MHM. I don't knowif it was just for the laugh, because I mean, like you said. This is an audiothing that we shared with the with the listeners, but I mean this guy wasmaking some odd claims and the the interviewers were making some very veryentertaining faces in responel. They asked if it was satire 'cause, that'swhat you figure is. Is this like an article from the onion? Exactly thiscan't be real. You Know Bu, he y he's stuck to his guns, but- and you know, there's just something:He's got that that that that millennial tone of voice where it's just likeeverything's kind of Sardonic and everything's Kinda, you know lallrandom and you just want to punch 'em in the face first of all but Y. AH,it's a the fact that they're even entertainingthis as a...

...as a potentially serious news item, Imean the idiot paid to have a billboard. As far as we know really is that is that all it takes to to getmor message spread I mean come. How do you pay to get said? BILLBORD, you knowposted if you go to their website, which I happen to be on right now. Thefront page is all trying to sell merch there. You Go, that's what it's allabout and like not the message or anything I mean there is a littlebutton. You know how who we are yeah, but I man ourstory exactly, but it's really just a cell twenty nine dollar t shirts. Thereyou go so they don't have to get a fucking job or whatever, but because I am such an inquisitiveguy, I clicked on you know who we are and all that stuff, a n the tabs- and Iguess, I'as, going to read you this excerpt from their website and how itall started. Just to give you a little context, I guess to to wher this wholetheory may or may not have spawn from if, if it is indeed a legit concernabout these fucking birds but anyw, they write on June twenty se on ninehteen and fifty nine operation water. The country was born. This was to bethe secret code name given to the program o one thousanine Hundren andfifty nine n nineteen seventy six when it was renamed to Operation Very LargeBird M. I don't know when Sesame Street premered, but they really miss the boaton Calli operation, Big Bird, that's true! OK, Oshit! Oh my God! Even inparentheses, here they wrote the individual in charge of naming theprogram didn't want to get in any copyright trouble with a popular PBSshow Sesame Street. So there's my mouth going before I even read these guyshave aery fucking base covered here. Let me just continue reading it withinthe next sixteen years, fifteen percent of the bird population was wiped out.During these first few years, bird prototypes were released by the hundredmillion. The term drone was not used at this time and instead they werereferred to as robot birds MHM. So there you go, they didn't wantany conflict, they want Jim Hanson, suing them thats. True Children'stelevision workship is madly litigious, especially with secret projects of thegovernment and their names. It's like. Oh my Godr. You know this was. This issupposed to be some top fucking secret CI, a organization that we don't knowabout. But yet we don't want to be fucking copyright Sut in court. Weremember, we remember the big hassle of Operation Mickey Mouse, and that wasthat was not a funayes aster ell Awa got Nixon impeached. It's it's bad deal,Yeah D, Watergate! No, wasn't that at all operation, Iki Mouse, but the thinghere is as funny my my I didnen bother to read the whole thing before I'm like:Oh Yeah. They fucked up by not calling a big bird and sure is hell. I saidintslater ere. It is, but I mean again I we we live in a day and agewhere kids eat tie pads and do some of the stupidest fucking shit to gainattention on the Internet. So I guess in one way I kind of envy them becausethey're getting like engagement, interaction, they're on the news,everything else, which is, I mean amazing, that's a success story initself. My concern is the poor fucking schmucks that woe believe any of this ad probably run outside with a shotgunshooting birds on the telephone wire being like you, fucking watching mayget away from that property. You know whatever the case may be here. People will believe there there'salways going to be someone who's going t believe anything I mean we've uhwe've seen a lot of movements in in the past, our entire lifetimes that seemfar fetched to us, but or you know, partan parcel to belief system forother people. You know I I don't wantto name names or nothing, but it's a youknow. There are a lot of movements out there that have a lot of steam and alot of a...

...lucrative ways of getting funds and h to to some of us. It's just like howdoes anybody even consider that that's a real thing and uh this one has the element of being. Youknow, I don't know fortuney enough to h to you, know, sweep a part of ageneration or part of a Internet consumer base, but I don't know Wel just I think you hitthe Neil in the head with the tshirts. I think this is a. This is a a way to supplement orreplace the need for this fellow to go. GO TO HIS THIRD SHIFT CIRCLE K shifttonight, you know, and now man, I didn't think of it, because I don't want to go to my thirdship fot the Circle K. You know like H, ulking guy, he nailed it. Man He's whata great idea he coul ju sell these funny. GRUMMY t shirts make a fuckingfortune and fucking. You know trick people in the believing that there arerobots living in the sky sure absolutely anyway. I guess I all I haveto say about that unless there's anything else, you'd like to add, maybe I'm talking to you and you're adrone right now, you kind of look robe body. Does that make any sense, roboticwheust make that worn, op ro body nomy beard is not simmsymmetrical enough tobe a beard to be a robot. So if I was I'd, I'd look a lot cleaner than I doright now, a lot more sharp but h but alas, no no, I'm I'm just a man but ofcourse yeah. If I were a robot, I would probably tell you I am just a man, soit's a I mean in for infor apenion for a pounded. I don't know what I am andneither do you. So it's all it's all relative. It is all relative. You knowin since you were so nice to come on and talk to me a little bit aboutfucking birds and drones and conspiracies and everything. Why don'tyou take a minute if you are in fact real to promote yourself? Let us knowwhere we can find you your content, all that good stugman. Certainly, but oneone word of advice to the listeners: If you do start a silly thing online, thatgets enough attention to where you're asked to be on the morning news. Pleasetake a bath before you go on the news, because all you're doing is making yourcaws look even stupider than it already does. You're not doing your cause anyfavors by refusing to bathe brush your teeth, brush your hair and going ontelevision. You just look. You look like something that should be mockedand whether this guy should or shouldn't be mocked. Youlook like itshould be mocked and perhaps punched in the face. Hey. You know what hey youdon't. Let me stop you then. I know just said: Promote Yourstelf and I'mlike wait. Hold Onidon't, do that, but you just said something that remindedme of something I watched this morning where there was a trial, local trial here in Dallas, about apolice officer who shot her neighbor and one of the key witnesses. Theyshowed a clip of him on television and he goes to court wearing a draggingball Z, t shirt. Nice was it a Butn t like one of those button up air brush,one no I's just a fucking, whatever t shirt, yeu get a hot topic or whateverI see well, none of it's classy. But when I, when I'm tring to say toyou, it's like, I couldn't believe my eyes. I'm like you are a key witness ina yunking murder trial. Your testimony carries weight yet go to court wearinga fucking dragon. BALLSE TE shirt. What the fucks the matter with you, no it', it's IT'S INTERESTN! They saythe dress for the job. You want not the job you have so maybe he wants to be. I don't know what clown I don't know,but you see that a lot where you know you're Y ' You're up there you're upthere before the judge and Tand you Wyou're wearing like a tank top you'rewearing a a torn. You know, stained D shirt as I come on, dude you're, tryingto you're trying to put you try to put your best foot forward. Herand you andYoull. Look like you crawled out all dumps te terrible terrible. I I'm sorryfor interrupting you, promote away plug...

...away, tell us what you got certainlycertainly uh. You could find h me talking over at the Christan regiechannel. It's Chris and Reggie dotcom. We have a slew of programs over there.The flagshir program is called the cosmic treadmill where we look at atdifferent comic from the Pasttore, a different group acomic bunch, ofcomic storyline.Whatever N, we take deep dives on those stories, breakdown everything that goeson in 'em talk about t creators talk about stuff that was going on in thereal world that might have influenced the story. We also have other showsI've got a Sollo podcast project called H, Chrisis on infinite earth. That'snamed after a blog that I maintain just take a look at a single DC, comic fromthe entirety of their publication. History and H. try to equate that how you know regardless ound nebulous.I try to relate it to something that happened in my life and UH. Just a share stories. We've got a newprogram called Morretory Mondays. If anybody's familiar with marvel, comicsproperty strike force moritory from the Mito late. Nineteen eighties me and aBuddy Chris Bailey Charlton, hero ontwitter, are looking at every singleissue of that run, breaking it down and h. So far, so good having a real goodtime with that, and we just launched our first episode just a few days ago,there's a fucking menu right there baby it is. It is you'd, almost think that Ihave nothing else going on. I wouldn't pay. So no I a lot of projects going on, which isgreat and that's why I referred to you. It's like an empire, which I always do, and you may think, I'm joking, but I'mKinda not we do. We can and uh so far, so good re having we having agood time and we'll keep doing it as long as it says, being a good time, asm.Well, thanks again for being on o'l, get hy, fuck Outo here, dit's that timeof year again folks welcome to the fall season. The leaves are starting tochange, and now socan you being addicted to cigarettes is no fun. So ifyou were someone else, you know and he' helped him break the habit. I got asure fire answer for you right now. It's called Bapy D, it bast soundscomplicated. Don't worry! I got that cover to too the fast place. To StartYour journey is that northland BAPOR DOT com. They have an abundance of Alit's hardware and know how to help you get started. Don't let this be theseason if you're discontent more continuing with an unhealthy lifestyle,all of northern vapors elypats ar titone and artificial sweetere free. Soyou can feel good knowing that you're not pumping your body while a poisonhe's a little bit more roe for that Pumpkin spice. If you know what I mean,so what are you waiting for? Isn't there website at Northland, vapor docomor come on into that fre retail locations in South Fargo, North Dakota,morhead, ambanigy, Minnesota, saving, money and saving your life? That's awin win visit northland today some products contain nicotile, adull, sonly, hey ou, you, the fine furry person listening tothis podcast. How are Ya? I don't think I address you enough. You know I don'ttake enough time out of the show out of the day say: Hey: what are you doingwhat's up, for example, what are you doing rightnow? How do you consume podcasts? Where do you like to listen to our show somelike to drive? It's like a talk show to keep you occupied and you put miles onyour tires. Others, you might be in the shower. Youmight be doing dishes who knows setting up ten spokes outside, because yourwife just kicked you out and you need to be entertained. All this is really Imean potentially could be very intriguing stuff, but I wan to talkabout something far more important right now me that's right. I said it. Let'sdiscuss well, I mean you're Gonta be a...

...silent partner and all of this, but youknow, let's talk about me, David Shultz. What do I like? What are my desires?What interests me in general? So where do I start? I mean I've lived alonglife. I've seen so many things. So how about this? Let me give you some FACtoys, maybe something you didn't know. I mean I'm assuming not many of youknow me personally, so you don't know what I look like. You know what I soundlike, but that's really just scratching the surface on who I am wllet me tellYo. I don't eat fruit, no, not one bit! You got it. I don't eat jelly, I don'teat jam, I don't eat a whole fruit. If you offer me a banana or strawberry I'dprobably run away screaming. I don't want it yeah. I know doesnit sound,very healthy right. I guess what I've made it this bucking far and it's notthat fruits in general are unappealing. I like te smell. I just don't like theconsistency of chewing, something or let's say therr seeds, Oh God forbid.There are seeds. I don't want to deal with that. For someone like me, bitinginto an orange is the equivalent of biting into a human leg. It's justdisgusting. I don't like it and that's why one of the things that perplexes methe most our fruit flies where the hell do they come from. Anyway, I meanseriously. I may not consume fruit, but people in my household do d appears atthe moment that we bring it home from the market. We put it somewhere and aday later, you would see a fruit fly zipping around. Where did it come from and someone whodoesn't enjoy fruit? I think it might be deeply embedded in the fruit likethose seeds I was talking about, it seems impossible. It can only be somekind of black magic, I'm a sucker for nostalgia, but only to an extent. YouSee, I'm also very, very cheap. I don't like throwing money around at things. Iactually get a hard on by being frugal, its something I enjoy terribly. If Ican pinch a penny, I'm a happy camper, and this dries my wife crazy. Shesometimes is you know any normal, rational human being would like to do.You know Wans to go out. Have some fancy dinners socialized with peoplehave fun me Don' Buck that I don't want to do any of that, but oneall that shit costs money. No, thank you plus, speaking of socially theolder, I get, the less social I've become. Having a group of friends usedto be really important to me now, it seems more or less that my friends havebecome contacts meening. I don't physically see them anymore. A lot ofthis is due to distance. I do live thousands of mile away for my originalfriends, but I astu. I have very little interest on making new friends well atleast the physical variety. If you were to text me, DMM PMM, whatever out ofthe blue on the Internet, I'm more apt to talk to you or strike up aconversation, then I would be a stranger out somewhere in public. Thiscould be the sign of something I'm not entirely sure not diagnosed, not by anystretch. In my opinion, I already have all the friends I need to have sure. Imay only talk to him once every couple of years or see them around never, butthey've been established over the years. They get me. They understand me in viceversa. I can say something wildly rude or lood around them and it's not likeclutch o pearls. It's like. Ah, that's just Dave and they'll do the same to meand I o you silly son of a bitch, and I imagine myself slapping them on theshoulderr saying ha ha goodwin powl. I prefer minced ice compared to cubes.You know the kind if you go to like, let's say a restaurant and the just alittle eny teeny weedy choppings of a cube. Also, I like to say the wordminced so omwhere to say: Try it ready...

...minced, no idea why, but it makes mebelieve that it's going to keep my drink colder I like to rattle the cup,has a better sound and yet another theory that is most likely untrue. Ibelieve in a lots, more room for the actual beverage itself. You know what Imean everybody's gone to a coffee shop askd for an ice coffee. You look at thething and go shit. This is seventy five percent ice, but if you put minced icein there at least is an allusion that there's actually more liquid in the cupI live in Texas, but the heat drives me crazy. Not for the reasons you maythink. I'm a t, shirt, shorts, baseball cap kind of guy, Lo ky and I hate nextwhen I hate head sweat. But when you live in a place as hot as where I live,it's bound a happen. Baby, your shirts get ruined the NEC, it's all loose andjust uncomfortable your hack es stained, and you can't just wash a hat in aconventional washing machine. I know they sell the little gizmo contraptionplastic cover that you're supposed to put your hat in, but any intelligenthuman being nows. That's still going to wrinkle up the hat, it's just wrong, sothere I am washing my hats by hand, but with that for every ruined neckhole tomy shirt to every stain upon my brow, I never have to see a flake of snow andthis is a good fucking thing. Many years ago I was leaving my brother'sapartment now in woestern Massachusetts. Essentially, my home town is famous forsomething called triple dekas three level homes in the wintertime, snow andice will build up on the roofs being three deckes they're fairly high. Someof the ICICLES look at least three or four feet. Long now I know if you'refrom a warm climate place- let's say California or I'd even know- thit'sAhara desert you're going to say, oh God that sounds so cool. That soundsneat you're, wrong, dead, fucking wrong and I'm woant to tell you why. One day,while leaving my brother's apartment, I was going down t e the snow LadenWalkway and I realized my shoe was untied. I stopped to tie my shoe uponstanding and walking a giant bucking icicle I mean the thing looks like itmust have weighed all these. Fifty Sixty fucking pounds crashed a few feetin front of me and just like any prototypical scene in a movie oranything you've heard in the story wrong place wrong time. I did believethat if I had not stopped to tie my shoes, look at my aglets, which are theends of the shoelaces by the way that fucking hunk of ice when a crash intomy head broke my neck, and I wouldn't be here, boring you today, I have a lotof favorite movies. I enjoy movies. I watch a lot of T V and films in mylifetime sum are standard, fair, jaws back to the future Alon of the popculture, iconic films, H. Basically, that appeal to anybody of my age I'll,give you a top three list of the best movies. I've ever seen that nobody everfucking talks about anymore on terms of endearment, a beautifulfilm RM, one thousanine hundred and eighty three starring Debra WingerShirley mcleane Jack Nicholson, John Lifgal, Jef, Daniels, Danny Dovito andmore Holy Cow Star studied cast Ju'St an amazing movie about a woman's lifethat ends in well, I can't say no spylights. I want you to watch it too.Add aptation from two thousand a two starring Merril, Streep Nicholas Cageand Chris Cooper. This fucking film is outstanding and if you haven't wachedit yet what the fucks, the matter with you and three Bogy Knights by PaulThomas Anderson, starring Mark Walberg, this o this vehicles, another one thathas a cast that you wouldn't fuck and believe, and it's about pornstars.What's not too fucking love watch all...

...three of those people back back to backand you have earned my respect mm. Let's see what else h! Yes, you know, Ialways lead off the show with hello, hello, hello and welcome to the sellingout show there is a history behind that, while coming through the door everyholiday as a child, my great grandmother would enter by saying hello,hello, hello, hello, hello and its something that was so unique to me thatany time I hear it or think about just basically saying hello, I think of myNana. So in a way, I suppose it's a tribute to lead off the show with thatmany hellos. It could be annoying. I don't know, but I sure is fuck like itand it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside okay, so you're, probablythinking this is a filler Dave you're wasting my fucking time wrong wrongwrong wrong wrong wrong someday. I may call you and ask you to write a novelabout my life and all of this stuff has to be in there. Okay, so pay attentionas a child. I once swallowed a quarter, yeah a quarter, twenty five cents everyweekend. My aunt would come to my house and she would walk me down to the localcandy store called Jean Sears and I would buy swetish fish lovn to this day,can't get enough of 'em. If you don't like Swedish fish, there's somethingthe matter with you so anyway, my mother and my aunt are talking at thekitchen table not paying attention to the aediotics five year old, layingdown on the carpet, and I was balancing a quarter on the tip of my tongue. Iknow sounds really stupid, but we didn't have many channels back in thosedays, so you had to occupy your time doing something so Surei Shit, thequarter went bloop slid down my tongue into the back of my throat, causing me to panic hop up as fast as Icould. My mother freaked out my aunt freaked out my mom tried to 'cause. Atthat point the quarter was still kindof like floating around in the back of mythroat. I guess to make the story more interesting. Imagine it's spinningreally really fast. She tried to knock the thing down. It did go down whichwas a better alternative to choking, so they rushd me to the hospital. Theytake xrays everything else and they say all right. Let it take his course gothrough his system and you know it's going to come out. The other end. Don'tworry about it. Well, some time went by and that fucking Qarter wouldn't comeout. So the doctors said that I needed surgery. Andthey were going to have tocut me open and take it out of my intestines. So there I was destined tobe cut open on an operating table and the night before my mom just freakedthe fuck out. She grabbed me. Picke me up shook me up down left right by myankles shake Shak, shake shake Shak shake, and once you know it the nextmorning before we had the head to the hospital guess what came out Yep thatquarter. I know it's Kinda Gross Kindo Gross, but you know what that was likea a big thing of my life in trauma. I got more. I got tramup The fucking YingYang, I almost drowned. I was electrocuted many bad. Things havehappened to me over the course of my life, but you know what memories memoryis are valuable. They meet a lot, whether they're, happy or sad, or youknow, a time of misery or even me. I swallow quarter a my mom shook me likea fucking rag doll. It's still something that's embedded in you thatyou'll never forget and for allowing me to go on and on and on here, just aboutwhatever, if you ever feel the need I'm here for you. I want to hear about yourmemories, your tails, all of 'em, so reach out. Let me know a few like now. No I'm I'm sitting here, I'm waitingcome on. hurryit up will ya, I ain't got a fucking day and that does it for this episode ofselling out. I want to thank each every one of you for tuning in I know thisepisode might have been a tricky, listen considering it's just me goingso low riding the horse alone. You Know Natho, wish him a speedy recovery.Let's hope he is back by next episode. I mean we didn't miss out on NAKE'snotes. He used ha musical historian, so...

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