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Episode 17 · 2 years ago

Ep.#17 Memory Lane

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

"We sure have lived some crazy lives. Wouldn't it be great if we wrote a book?"
"Nah, I'm too lazy for that. Let's start a podcast!"
On this episode we take a trip down memory lane and revisit some moments from 2018. This is a great place for new listeners to check out what we do here at Selling Out and for the regulars to get a good laugh.
Not bad for a couple of guys who technically should be dead. CLICK PLAY!
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...catalogue. We're proud members of theinfirmary media network, which can be found at infirmary, dot, Org and ourshow can be found on major pocast providers such as I tume SpotifiStitcher, and I heart radio. Now I pass the Mike to nate who's going to takeyou on a journey through the selling out jukebox. Don't worry, I won't leavewithout saying goodbye so without further ado. Take it away a Mego Sabbithanks, Dave, Agu's, it's nate and I'm Kindo here to walk with you back downmemory lane as it were. Our first clip is from all the way back an episode onewhen the world of this podcast was new and everything seemed possible. Thehous eon days of youth anyway, it doesn't get much more nostalgic thanthis. A news clip involving a man who's been victimized over and over. So hedecides to set up security cameras outside his house and Wala he's blessedwith evidence of the crimes being committed against him. The local newsgets involved, the culprit's images broadcast on TV all over and nowapparently even online, how we found it the world's changing folks, it's harderto get away with doing your dirty work everywhere. You Go, Yo have to assumeyou're being watched to some people. This is a violation of privacy toothers. It provides a sense of security and as long as you're not doinganything wrong. Who cares if you're always being watched right me? Personally, I think that's likesaying who cares if I don't have freedom of speech? I've got nothing tosay anyway, wow this got deep fast anyway. One thing, that's for sure. Thesubject of our first clip is a man who is tired of being shit on. I think wecan all relate to that. You love it. It's always bad news right. Ne E call it the bad news. The bad newsbears it's always bad. You turn on the news. Youre Lik got FUC fuck fuck, fuckfuckand. Then then they they show like the last two minutes. Someone saved acat from a tree and Ho go on, and then they go. Oh someone's dead. You Go TuTuck, Buck, fuck fuck, so of my travels is scouring the Internet for Kindof funstuff. I came across this story from Cot seven on you tube about a jogger inNobhill New Mexico, who has a serious case of the runs: Let's listen in Aman, caught on security, cameralieving herself, next to a house and Nob Hill, and it's not the first timenewten axe. EPORABLIOF COLORADO has t e hard to believe video and Doag andShelly at first, the man who lives in at home thought maybe it was a homelessperson. Maybe it was one time accident when his security cameras caught thesame young, unner pooping right next to his house. Yet again it was time tohand a videot to us. I like that it was time to hand the video to us yeah afterhe's used it for his personal pleasure more times than we probably cared toadmit. You know how long did he have it before he decides to give it to thenews and he's like I'm done with this. They served his purpose. If you knowwhat I mean it Easter Sunday, a young woman on her morning run. She makes aturn jogging towards this alley. Then a security camera catches. This drops herpants and let's go put your shorts back upwithout any wipe. Nothing else. The man who lived at the home did not want hisface on camera and wants us to call him bobby. I Bet Ya. His real name is bobby.He just couldn't think of anything better at the time. Probably this is malicious: fegaldistribution, malicious fegal distribution, nate that thatsn'thealthful. That's, I don't know, that's horrible,that you just said that the Tonyo Sen, malicious fecual distribution andmouthful in the same Sene I' just copying. What Bobby said it wasn't? Ididn't come up with that. I'm not smart enough to come up with that by youthrew you threw mouthful in there. Yeah Sind like how as delicious though likecompared to what is it like: a good natured, fecal Yeat, just accidentalshe's, so diffeequal distinesorry about...

...that spontaneous peaal distribution, H, sheas come back multiple times atleast four times bobby says he has no idea who she is and why his home hasbecome her personal toilet bobby says she always strikes on weekend mornings.In fact, his security cameras caught her once again this past Saturday. So Iguess even even these domprunners, these evel malicious fecal people,whatever we want to call them, get a case of the Mondays to the point wherethey they can only strike on the weekend. Huh they let loose on theweekends they. Let their hair e shit ten yards Saturday. Well, I guess she's easy tofind y a everybody's working for the weekend. That right, I saw this little blondegirl running down the street and I was like, Oh my God, that's that's, got tobe Hert, I'm sure bobby left his home and did some errands when he came back.The evidence was there. This is calculated, look lookd! Look I'mdropping my pant as I'm running he's hoping this story makes whoever theculprit is stop once and for all. If it happens again, I want to run out therewith a hose and hose her down and say bad human. I like how Bobby's responseto dealing with this is is probably the way he deals with all of life's issueshe's like N. I didn't get that raise. I wanted so I scraed my boss down and tomashed him as if he was a dog bad humor at bad bar parbed bed come get you wodnow bobby has not called police and made a complaint. He says he's not sure.If police will take this seriously, we reached out to APD it's possible. Ifthis woman is caught, she could be charged with a misdemeanor for publicnuisance or disorderly conduct. Imagine you get the luck, and I've mentionedthis to you in the past, like you meet a girl in a bar and she's, really hotshe's out of your league ot for some reason, she's interested in you andyou're, like oh wow man what's going on here and then I'm like she must leav itlike a secret double life that makes her available to a guy of your caliberand for for you Y, like wow, this hisgirl's great. But then she turns out to bea the secret nob Hill Pooprunner Nol OB, hell pooprunner in New Mexicoand Youre like fuck. You know I thought I was on to something here. This isgoing to be a great life. I was going to have we're going to get married, butshe just likes to deficate in people's lawns on the weekends and nobody'sperfect yeah osf he's still going to bring her home to mom. You got to becareful. She might do something on the lawn. We don't know. I don't know. Isthat a deal breaker? You know I for me: Kinda, it isn't yeah twenty years ago,maybe not, but now yeah, I don't know maybe bobby might be intothis might be. This might be a romantic story in the end, it'll turn out.Bobbhy's found the love of his life. Just you and that's such a sweet storyto tell your kids someday. How did you? How did you Wen Mommy Neat? Well, shewas shitting in my yard and I hosed her down. You know the rest is history.This is just a weird new new storyts actually from Um. I didn't say thisfrom the jump, but this is from like five years ago. So I wonder I haven'tseen any updates online. Where are they now exactly? We need nothing. We neednothing. We need to know where she ever caught. Did she go into hiding sheliked the unabomber living in a cabin up in the wood somewhere? Seeminglynorbal, we don't know so. If anybody out there hears more stories like that,make sure you send them in to us we'd like to cover them on the show, and weguet some more stuff we're going to talk about Thu. First, a word from afige sponsor: This is crack Rock Cokin. It isn't glamorous or cool or kids stuf,it's the most addictive kind of cocaine, and it can kill you what's really bad is nobody knows howmuch it takes so, every time you use it, you resk dying, it isn't worth it look. Everybody wants to be cool, butdoing it with crack, isn't just wrong.

It could be dead wrong. Aren't everybody. I hope you listen toPwee, follow his h life lessons there and make sure you stay off the thecrack. Yes, always listen to always listen to Tou. We, especially when it'sabout crack cokayall right guys. I hope everyone paid attention to thatheartfelt image from pwee Herman, most likely a condition of his probationback in the day. But but yes, speaking of the correctional system, thispodcast has been no stranger to the topic. You know Dave, and I have a colorfulhistory of substance, abuse and criminal activity which, for the mostpart has faded with age, but I for one didn't make it out without a prettylengthy criminal record. This next bit from our fifth episode, is about howpeople get by in jail for the most part in in entrepreneurial way, in a placewhere the official jobs rarely pay at all. You know you can work in thekitchen serving food or in the laundry washing uniforms and bedsheets, but theonly payment you get in there is maybe some extra food you know or justsomething to do to get you out of your cell. A lot of these prisoners arehomeless and penniless when they go in and a man will often lose weight. Ifhe's just eating the three qute meals, the jails serve, so the hustle is aliveand well on the blocks, and it's not all just about jacking the new guy forhis sneakers. There are a lot of ways to make moneythat don't you know, aren't over the counter, so to speak, Y R, they ereunder the table sort of jobs is as in y. You got people that are good artistsand will draw a portrait of you know another inmate's kid or something likelike s hey. I have this photo of my son. Can you draw a nice portrait of him andthat stuffs worth money in there men? The barter system is alive and well inprisons, like people will do your laundry for you by hands Um, becauseyou send your your clothes to to the laundry service in prison. It sometimescomes out stained and gross, like I don't trust my laundry being sent inand washed with everyone else's EP for some reason. It just always comes backgross, an Um and really rinkly, and I I don't know and Um. So there are peopleon the blocks that will hand wash your stuff and in their cells, and it killstime for them like 'cause, you're bored and there a lot of prison is just youknow, not finding ways to kill boredom. So these people are washing clothes, Huand then they get paid for it. You might you know when in the way they getpaid for it, they say: okay, every shirt I wash I charge a candy bar or acouple of Ramins soups or whatever you know, th Y, they they're p they're paidincanteene items, t e Idon't you buy, although I am Shefer Paranoid aboutcandy now like when I was a kid. If you said here, some candy it'd be like AdGreat. Let me just fuck and eat it, but now y exactly the old, the wives, tailsbuth, the urban legends right mhmhis razors is Synie. Is I saw a news reportnow that there's like ecstansy pills or whatever, but the police of warningpeople watch out for the candies that may appear to be some going. Ta H,Halloweentreat will make you trip your balls. Nobody is giving away free,fucking, ecstasy, O packing people, so unfortunately, some lessons in jailare harder than others. Often a person goes in for the first time is a Bradtykid and enough time will temper and mold you. So as you get older you'llnotice, your behavior has changed. Of...

...course, this is true in all of life,but certain scenarios, especially places where the normal rule in law aresupplanted with a more animal code of like Social Darwinism like prison, forexample, things just have to be learned quickly or things can get reallyuncomfortable quickly, also from episode five. This next clip is when Itold this little story about how just not minding your own business can putyou in a pretty difficult situation when I first went in okay, so my first,my first sentence of serving a year- and I happened to come in the same dayas this Lebanese dude- it's not a racist thing, I'm just saying it tomake it easier to identify him, as the sorry goes on so im new in this littleLebanese Tude who's. A few years younger than me happens to strike up aconversation at the bullpen in at court with me and turns out he's in there,because some underage girl is accusing him of like grabbing her tits orsomething not so wholesome. You know and yeah. Of course, he swears he'sinnocent R, whatever for some reason, she's just telling me the story,despite that being like a charge that can get you fucked up or force you tocheck into protective custody when you're in there I mean you know acharge like that y. You know you shouldn't be talking about that. 'causepeople don't Wan to hear that they're sharing a block with with a a diddleror you know a rapist or that's the biggest onori yeah. That's a big onethat snitching stuff like that, yea so Um. So anyway, th I get locked up. Iget out of court, they bring me the jail, they put us in separate units, soI didn't see the kid for a while. So like eight months later, I'm in thiscomfortable block, I'm working in the kitchen, I've gotten to know a lot ofpeople. I'm in the Groove, you know I got my my routine down and one day theLebanese kid is moved on to our block and he's gotten comfortable in jail too.So He's all loud and being this young thug type, who causes a lot ofcommotion, talking a lot of shit and he's just an irritating presents on theblock, so the group I tended to hang around with at the time just mostlyhappened to be big white. Dudes, probably you know probably affiliatedwith groups. I don't agree with, but I was young and I had heard that youstayd with your own race, et Cetera as my first time in so they were likeovert Nazy, skinheads or anything just a bunch of yeasolid white dudes. Theycalled Hem and they were cool with me 'cause I was white too. They calledthem solid. I was like the thin, like you know: Hey man, you're, solid you're,cool, yeah, you're, solid white to your your so y y. You know it's like yeah,basically y you're, a stand up, dude whatever so, ok, yeah and I meanthere's a so sort of code in there. where, like I said, if you have a shadycharge like a sex crime or hurting a kid or snitch or whatever it says so onyour paperwork, and then there would be a valid reason to force someone out ofthe block and into protective custody. So one of these big white dudes, I knewactually said one day like I wish we had a reason to check that Lebanese kitinto PC, 'cause he's so loud and annoying like. I wish we had some validreason: 'cause they weren't going to just do it for no reason: 'cause thelebanease kid was affiliated with a gang too, and you can't just attacksome gang member without a valid reason or you're going to start a gang war inthere. You know, but I knew that the kid was in there for allegedly touchingand underage girl and rather than mind your own business. You know, as I'velearned to do in the meantime, I was all caught up in the energy of thesetough dudes sayind fluck. This kid. We need a reason to get him off the blockand so Isa I go hey. If you guys emphasis on you guys, chair check hispaperwork, I hear he's got like a a...

...diddler charge like a touch in anunderage girl charge, so I expected these guys to be all psyched and tostart making moves. Well. What I didn't know at that young age is that whatthese guys wanted more than anything was like entertainment, and since I wasthe one who was putting the you know touching kid jacket on the guy, likeI'm the one, that's calling him a didler or whatever they wanted me to gocheck the kid in like personalof, and I I didn't even really care enough aboutthe situation o like fight the kid or confront him. I was just some youngasshole who should have kept my mouth shut, but only yeah. I thought those bigdudes wanted a reason to check the kit in, but instead now they're looking atme like dude your accusing him of this, then it's you who goes and handles itand for them it's just all entertainment. They all get to watchthe shit go down, so it does make sense. I mean I was the one who said somethingI was. I was just trying to be a little pussy and keep my hands clean at thetime, nois turing to go ad eater Yo. So now I had to go to the kid and be likehey man, you gotta go, you know and of course the kid wanted to fight to standup for himself and try to regain some honor and for a minute I was nervousthat somehow that charge was maybe somehow off his record now or somethingD, and I I'd have to deal with issues with his gang or something for callingthis kid, a skinner when he wasn't and Um, but when we were alone right beforehe took his first swing at me in the mop closet or whatever he kind ofwhispered in this pathetic voice dude. Why did you have to say anything? So Iknew I knew it was valid and, despite him being this loudmouth like pest onthe block, I actually felt a little bad. Like I don't know the whole story.Maybe he didn't really touch the girl and she was just you know. A bit shewas like talking, I don't know, and I betrayed his trust, even though youknow the kid has a didler charge. I still felt I'm still somebody who, howis so fucking weird man. This is like it's a terrible comparison, but it'slike high school you're trying to fit in with a certain Click Yep. You know,and you think you're doing something to to appease that COK and they turn it onyou and and you're, not like one of them anymore. You're. Just like afucking lab ren yeah, I was a crash dummy. They called that, like a crashdummy Wen yeah, yes fucked up, they can send some dude to go. Do Some Shit andentertain them and Figt fraze yea. I was crash dummy, but so how did thisfight go down y? You said you're in a mop, clawsaid yeah. He whispered to youlike why the fuck you betray me and then you guys jousd start swinging yeah.Basically, he swung at me, and I mean I yeah. I Si I had to an hit the kid Imean. I. I really only connected like three or four times before the peoplestarted, saying like the guards are coming and whatnot n and I havea longerreach than the kid, and I was definitely connecting with his facewhen he was more just kind of glancing off me with his. You know, J. I Ididn't even have marks on me and everyone. Everyone ended up scatteringand when the guards did their next like scheduled count, they happened tonotice this kid had you know his face was all swollen and they took him tothe infirmary and he never ended up coming back to the block and heapparently never snitched on meat either for doing it and H. Mostimportantly, perhaps I never had issues with the gangs. So presumably I wasn'twrong about all the shit you know, but that was a big early lesson FA. Younever did that again. No, I I stay out of the Shit you know. After that I meansome people live for, that some people go in there and it's they call it wreck.I'm getting reck like recreation like...

...oh I'm gong to go, get some wreck. I'mgoing to go like start a fight with this dude and they enjoy, but to me Iwant to do my time easily. I want to be in there get it done as quick aspossible and anything that upsets my little routine. It fucks your ship dodyou get into this routine when you're locked up. Where y you learn what to doin the morning. What to do you know in between Chow to fill your time and thewhole point of the day is how do I fill my day and get this day over with so Ican start the next one and kill that day and next thing you know the time ispretty much flying by, like I, I said before that prison time is like thefastest increment of time. It seems to fly by next thing. You know you'returning around you're like wow that month, just flew by and that's great,when you're in there, but when you get a little older or you've, you know you're realizingyou'r. You spent, however, many years in that you start realizing wow, I'mjust trying to kill my life and get it over with you're. Not Appreciating yourlife you're just trying to kill the time, and that is the real punishment in there is thatthey're stealing life from you, they're Stealig, like they take you away fromthe things that you enjoy and you just have to get through it and Um. So Ilearned at some point that you don't stop living when you're in there like.I, I had to learn that like look, I have to still laugh. I I have to stillenjoy myself in here. I'll, go crazy sure we all know babing saves lives,but now I want to save you. Some money visit, northland vapors com proudlymade in North Dakota northlernd paper's line of eelipis contained no artificialsweeteners or diketoned free and won't gunk up your coils, whether you'requitting smoking or an experience. FAPOR northland carries a variety offlavors and hardware, making it n one stop shop for all your baby needs.Northland believes quality doesn't need to be costly and right now you can usecodh silly out nineteen and save ninetye percent of they're already onamazing prises. So what are you waiting for Gen your hand to the clouds andShop Online, an Northland Vapor docom or visit their locations and Moore headin Mamigi Minnesota some products? CONTAIND, nicotine adults? Only so we've heard about dark places thatexist where animal type behavior is present in men, kind of scary to somepeople. I suppose wellwhat about the creatures of the night, the ones fromour nightmares and from the silver screen. Is it possible to become aware? WOF islike panthropy, based on some form of reality, Anton lava seemed to think so,but his method of bringing out our inner beast is Um questionable at best just for reference.This was from our fear episode and so as not to confuse the new listener.There is a call back in this to an earlier discussion in which Davementioned, seeing a terrifying appabition of the planter's peanut manin his grandmother's basement as a kid and it kind of scarred him. So wemention it in the clip, so I'd be remiss if I didn't mention it here when we were younger, it was a lot moreof religion, censoring stuff and and it's it's got a little easier as we'vegoten older. But anyway. My point is: I did a lot of reading of like differentphilosophies that weren't Christianity and one of which I got into antone lava.who was like the founder of this branch of Satanism? The church is Satan andall thisyou know and Mak. You didn't mention you wore a lot of black it fit in. I was it was my. It was myduty t to redance on thevay, but uh,...

...but anyway there was an interestingchapter in one of his books. This book, the Um. I think it was the devil'snotebook one of his books. It wasn't the SETANIC Bibleu was this other whone.He wrote, but there was a chapter on like anthropy, which is the changinginto a Warewolf, which obviously is a silly thing: science fiction or Har,but he made an interesting point. He said to get as close as you can tochanging into an animal. Basically, you take one of these primal emotions orwhatever you want to call it like fear. He said specifically go to a placewhere I it causes fear in you whether it's you know you walk by this cemeterythat always scared you as a kid or or the haunted house that that wementioned earlier the basement where you saw Mr peanut dancing aroundgogosomewhere, like that. That causes this primal level of fear, and hopefullyyou've got one that it's almost intolerable. How scary it is you gothere and then you achieve orgasm, whether you bring somebody with you andyou have six you masterbate whatever it is a e astebating in Mynana's basement Mr Fuck, maybe Mer, penut 'll, give youa handy or some he's watching me. No, but the the point of it all is that thecombination of those to those are as primal as we can get as humans in thisday and age, fear and sex. You know, and if you com, he said that when youachieve that point like theoretically you're as close as as close as you canbe to animal level- and I don't know it was an interesting topic- is aninteresting thing. I never tried it because I'm not in the habit of jerkingoff in the cemetery, but you never know it might be something to check out. I'mnot going to suggest it to our listeners. But if H, if you try it, youknow, write home, Anybodey, youinspired enough to become warewolf Yor,something Wa, those crazy people that furrieach hrr SOMZ players- serman.Maybe they'd, try something like that, but yeah. I think I'm cool with my mymy normal saggy human form that I was just kind of bitching about ten minutesago. Yeah Man, if you're going to do this,invest in some razors first 'cause. If you're Awarewolf, I guess they get kind,O hairy and bail, you might hant some bale money and ter ready ecause. Youknow cemetery or something. You know someonewoes to leave flowers on a bubbys grave and they CEEYOU and before you know itscopscoup yeah we're grown up now. We plan ahead so little bale money, some razors, Yep and Elvis was another incredibly wellrespected musical icon, who for some reason, gets a pass. Historically,despite his pension for criminally young girls, he met and started quotedating his wife Priscilla when she was only fourteen elvis was a drugged up,gun, toating aphebafile, but yet he's second only to Jesus Christ in manyhouseholds across Mirica to the TA. You try to tell me this velvet painting Ihave here. The king is actually a painting of a Chi Molester Wot XaAccenand, telling me that R Kelly don't know how to use the party OK. So we've now discussed publicdefication used as a weapon. We've heard about life on the inside ofprison walls, we've even learned how to become a Warewolf, or at least how topick up a really hard to explain sex of undercharge anyway. Finally, we comefull circle right where we started a couple: F guys making fun of somethingon TV. Our last clip is from our funny box episode and in it we learn aboutthe personal lives of a troubled couple...

...who air out their dirty laundry ondaytime television. I assume interspersed originally withcommercials for ambulance chasing lawyers in online universities. We alsolearn that Dave has a low bar for what he will watch on television. What'snext Ave, we're going to discuss a Moripovich paternity test episode. Isthat shoreten on anymore? Is Anybody even listening to me, whatever, let'shear about Devonte and his little shirts and is extremely patient,significant other as they go on national television to try to fix theirrelationship with the help of a judge who doesn't know them for Shit? Isn'tAmerica awesome all right? There's a wide gariety ofport shows on TV. I tend to avoid them like the plague. I mean I can'tunderstand how anybody would want their public business being on TV, especially,I think you all kindof go in ND expecting you're going to lose, so youjust look like a fucking asshold o begin with, but are you familiar withdivorce court? At all I mean I'm sure. I've heard of it, but there's so manylike you mention so many court shows I'm not sure that I've seen that one inparticular B t okay. Well here Hou're in divorce court, we got judge Perkinswho takes on cases where couples are on the verge of calling it quits. I I hadit on the other day and this particular proceedings had a young woman namedChristie, complaining that her boyfriend ofvonte is a dead bean. A Ikindo want to share it with the world. I don't want to suffer aloneso. So whatdo you say? WED, listen in a little bit on this case sounds good good day.Ladies and Gentlemen, here today, with Christie, Jemison and Devonte, DanielsMSS Jemieson, you are done through sick, a bet, tired, you've had enough MissDaniels, Mister Daniels. You think you can save it. So that's what you're hereto do, I'm going to start with you Miss Jemison. Why don't you tell me a littlebit about your relationship and why we're here today well weare today,because I broke up with the Vanti. Basically, I took ae of him for thr anda half years. The vante is a lial Yecheeder Hel bomb ad was moe off me. The wholerelationship Jesus tell us how you really feel Miss Janousin Yeah thoe aresome strong words for sure, but me I guess I gotta say something here:Bouhowshe machy she's, a looker yeah yeah, not bad. You know she's prettyhot. I let her denigrate me all day long. I don't know she's Your Cup antee but she's right for me. I think she's, most people's cove she's s she'sa hotty yea. She talks a ittle funny she's get some braces in there whatever,but totally look past that o now Mamma and to describe Devonte a little bitjust so everybody else. There can kind of visualize. It he's, got pink, dreadsa pink shirt and he has a tattooed eyebrow but whe're about to learn thathe's actually a go. Getten, Elive, ow, thin e resumes te job. I take the sadbox, nothing so who are you sending jobs too? I checke the history on theInternet, nothing, ten Liei'm old school, I'm not that TAXSANV. I prayBou and go hand em to the jobs myself. I can respect this. I mean he wants toshow off his wares and nursing, but I'm a little curious as to who even acceptswalkings anymore. I know yeah man I this guy is definitely an analogue jobapplicant. I mean I kinda identify with that. I'mnot taxavy either, but h from the picture miss jamason paints of thisdude. I don't. I don't know if he's motivated enough to be out deliveringresumes by hands. You know when he could, De from the comfort of his ownhome online, O Thi that true ntrue I mean I'm Jus, I'm still kindofwondering what kind of job you just walk in and give you resume more aupstripped club bouncer. I know even really ands wants you to play online Y,exactly right where the fuck is he going, I don't get it. I have a feelinghe's not telling us the TRUAT. His...

...looks, however, may make it hard toscore when he walks through the door absolut. When I mat him, he didn't looklike that. What they looked like, he lookd normal, like a Normaldu, you know,nomano shirt on with the elemature ther is normal dol and this dude. How muchdid it cost you to become that Du over twenty five hundred dollars, twentyfive hundred dollars and like when you're seventy e GH? You know howthat's goingto settle out. Um I'll, be right with it, I'm all right with herECAUSE, that's fifty years from now, yeah, that's a long time. I gotsometime to regret that later. Are you ever concerned that your physicalappearance will somehow hinder your ability to become employed? No becauseI am employed at the moment. What are you doing? I work for a very importantmotor company N. I think the word little is what got me about the wholedescription of him Bac like look at him with his normal little shirt on thatsounds downright adorableyou know, you think, sow what happend to our normallittle dude with his normal little shirt. It's it's just he'SDIT'S! Just alittle shame what happened! You know wellwhat about the cat too. Oh Dude, Imean I don't know wh. She calls him. You know she says he used to be n, likenormal's a relative term. I don't know that yeah face tatoos are kind of. I don't. Idon't know if that's worth twenty five hundred dollars. You know yeah I'll, say this o Ma'm, what's wrongwith living in then ow. You know he says, got some time to regret thatlater you know it's like at least he's aware. It's never too early to startregretting. You know, yea face tattoos neck tattoos regret is the gift thatkeeps on giving you know yeah. I I got fifty years I fifty years to to gobefore I start feeling like Shi, but by then who cares anyway, you'resanging, everything's drooping, you know whatever is no big deal. The thingI kind o found funny here about the guy is that when they askd what he does fora living, he says I work for a very important motor. It's like like motorcompany, but he pauses as if he's like searching for an industry in his mind,is what can I say here: do what the I o hat the Fug is a motor company eithereherhe's really bad at lying, or he just has no idea what kind of jobsexist. You know it's like. I H I work at Um. Motor Company, H, he's got to say lexAA, O fitters, or something h exactly, but it just didn't sound like Regalenough. It didn't carry enough Awayso Hewas, just like motor companynmutercompany. What what do you guys do there, company Motor Yeah we work with motors? I had a job. Where do you Liv Ho myselfto make sure she got up to go to her job? So we both did'T, have jobs. Youmean to tell you tell me it took you all day to get in O watoday. It tookyou old day to get her to work. No, I did not get her to work. I just madesure she went. I didn't even get paid for that. I did a like volunteer statusout of the goodness on my heart. Well, maybe he didn't have a car beforehe started working for the motor MM company. You know what I'm going to tell you. Ikind again I kind of respect that y kN he's finally being on and- and you knowshe looks fairly high maintaher. So who knows? Maybe it was like an assemblyline ging or something Yeu, getting her ready for work. I mean I R, but seriously. That is alegitimate job. I will stand by him on that. I with you divonte all the wayyou don want doing. Nothing like I'll go to work, leave him a whole list ofstuff to do. I get home the house dirty him and his friends are Roun Beng bombshaving a bum fast. There might be a chip bag or two lying around next tothe consols. Yes, but no more than that consols is that yeah is that connectedto your home theater equipment? I think he has such a like an intimaterelationship with videogame. He came up with a pet name for his playstation orsomething a console. Yeah, it's fancy sounds like kind of form of Frencn thelanguage. I love. Really it's like...

...going to target you call it Targang she's got the console an is stupid that it took me thre and ahalf years, so verlized like okay. I gotta do something about this like hegot a go well betterly than never. I guess yeah totally man. Ladies themoment, your living room is littered with empty funning bags. You know whatyou got here. You either run or you reside with the fact. You know. Don'tcome three and a half years later seeing you're stupid, she belittles me and she getspossessedif at home s more thell belittling when her coming home. Giveme an example of her of what she's done when I come home, ind a Choi when shecomes home, an a tour isn't done. First thing: She do is say: Oh what d you ando. You ant do on all day you just bummy ECHTA bummy, you ain't gotnothing going this and that that's all I heard every day when she come home.She's always fusting pick this ulp clean thissof and I askd for a littlehelp. I just asked for a little help if she could just help me, maybe vacuum orsomething like that. This chick sounds lazy as fuck. I think he should justget out of here. You know she's not hetake his chipbags and run him S. goI'm fucking. U I don't know man, you don't listen for my personal experiencehe's Lucky, oh absolutely, lucky that he did not get pelted with the rollingpin they. I have welts on my butnex the size of Pancakes, okay, ell Ya, so thisguy, you know, listen to a few. I don't know bad words toss his way is nothingabsolutely compared to the punishment I get at Ohoh, my God man. I don't wantto see most people, but I know a lot of people whod who hald die to be in thisdudes. You know the last three years of whatever yeah totally I mean againshe's a fucking smoke, Bong yeah for WS. You can put up with anything here andand here's the thing man he is putting out his last plea right up now, so youwant her back. I want her back hes. Give me your best cum around and tellthat woman. something. Do you mind? I no go right ahead: Cs you're not done Wedin and I'm sorryfor everything I do and I want you back. Will you take the kid back one lasttime, O an change man, your honor? What Game Yo merely I was just a little boywhen we make I'm now forgrown man, I'm now a fullgrown man e see. That's why he can't wear the little shirts anymore he'sgrown. Don't let the stupid knee on dreads and face tattoos full you dotedude sounds like a sound cloud. mumble wrapper, but you know hes he's grown.You know, hey he's out of the Osh Kash Bagosh Fane, guess when she firstfellloe with them. I guess you know this guy's, a poet he really is,despite being bummy, he's truly found his honey and Divante wherever you areout there right now, I salute Youtin for what exactly? I'm not entirely sure,but seeing this on TV amused me, I don't know that says about me is ahuman being, probably nothing good and but yet I I was interested in this guyand I kindo wantto know what's going on with him. So you know what, in thisspirit of television, give him a sitcom sounds good man. I he looks like amodern day. Star duty looks like a little Yati, this little sound cloudwrapper, but on on crystal math, I don't know really I'm not familiar withit. I was going to say he looks like a Mal neurish, Chuck Mosly or somethingthat too. He does that's a good point, much like Divante, I'm actually lookingfor sympathy from myU listeners. You know because I need someone to take meaway from daytime T v. So if anybody out there has some activities for me todo, I welcome them yeah to keep me busy between the hours of I don't know, noonAnto, because I never want to go through this again phone number for asupport group or something so get off. These daytime T v Shi Day from theselling out, show here and o tell you about. Spankloopoloo, is a multi award.Rinning Moovergan used by professionals in the adult film industry, SPUK isavailable. An hybrid, pure silicone natural. An pig spoke is made with thehighest QALL THY ingredients and is non staning hypoelogenic and cleans withease enhande. Your love like with spok...

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