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Episode · 9 months ago

Return of Big Toe Thumb/World WHOA Web/Toby Hates Hulk Hogan

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Nate is away on holiday, so Dave can freely discuss his disgust of big toe thumbs with guest Toby. Again you say? Trust us, there's a reason the stubby bastards are back. We also talk about the cesspool called the internet, being kind to Alexa to avoid electro shocks, eBay being bunk and wrestlers for some weird reason. CLICK PLAY

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...but they didn't say anything at the time. I don't watch like enough true crime to fucking like follow the trends. I can make an analogy, though. It's like when you play fantasy football and you didn't start a player and then they scored a bunch of points on your bench and later on in the day you like well, I thought about starting them, but I got this bad feeling. I just couldn't pull the trigger on that one. So, yeah, this, yeah, but you know what true crime is funny you bring that up. Now I'm blaming you for this, even though on the one who said I have to call the FBI on you. Is because today, I think primarily we're going to talk about the Internet and some of the topics I may be rehashing from previous episodes, but that's okay, it's my show, I can do whatever the hell I want. But still, I definitely want to talk about some things that are going on via the World Wide Web. Do you have an issue with this? I have no issue. No objections. No. All right. Well, let's carry on then, because longtime listeners of the show will know I am no fan of the actress Megan Fox. Now, it's not that she's a, you know, bad performer or she's not beautiful. I mean I can see why a lot of people do in fact consider her, you know, maybe one of the prettiest women in the entire world. I get it, until right, that is, you look at her hands. And this is why I brought a brehash earlier, because I am just anti big tell thumb. I mean to the point where it gives me nightmares. I even wrote a song about it during one of our Halloween shows. Big and I just, frankly, I just can't get over the the idea of if you were intimate with somebody and you know close, and they put that big toe thumb on your face to rub you, caress you, I would I'd be inclined to vomit. You know, I don't know how much thought you've put into this or if you are as repulsed by the big toe thumb as much as I am. Well, no, this doesn't haunt me at all. It's stuff that I think I could look past and not be concerned with. The only real question I'd have is like when she's cutting her fingernails, as she use fingernails or toil clippers. Yeah, she's just bites them. It's like a long yeah, a lot of drool coming off of that, a lot of saliva no, but did we have right? Did we ever get a reason of why she has the the thumb looking, the toe looking thumb? You know, that's great point, because it's genetic. Okay, because it's not just her. Know, she maybe got smashters on and in the car door when she was for you know, something crazy. No, no, this. I've met plenty of people with the big toe thumb, so I know it's not as rare as some people may think it might be. Like, if you've never seen one, what I'm describing when you're your thumb looks like a big toe that belongs in your foot. Some people might go, yeah, I've never seen when it can exist. You know what I mean. It's like a baby pigeon that I've never seen with it not real as that's a great line from Harry and the Henderson's there. I didn't come up with it, I stole it, but that's what I do. Okay, but you know the fact that you're like yeah, I can overlook that. I'm the moment that you say this to me, I'm thinking of her cooking something for me and like her hand on the skillet and I just like be like right, right, right, like I can't eat. I can't. I can't even deal with that now, and so not to keep getting into like how gross it is. The reason why I'm bringing it up right now is because for some reason the Internet wants to throw Megan Fox into my face. I assume it's because she's regained popularity. She's like going to award shows or different like celebrity functions,...

...and maybe my phone has been listening to me secretly, because I'm the kind of guy I like to turn off all the video and audio settings the moment I'm done with like a chat or something, because I know big brothers there. Yet I opened up my google news feed it's like Megan Fox dresses like vampire or whatever at the met gala and her boyfriend machine gun Kelly make out at this award show. I didn't even know who the Hell Machine Gun Kelly is. I've never heard any of his music. All I know it he's dating her and he can tolerate having that big tilt thumb. So I mean he's overlooking at it, but I mean, I guess my point is I don't know who the fuck with reason why he's famous. I couldn't tell you why he looks like a fucking white trash Bumpkin, if you ask me. But it keeps popping up in your with her is with her. It's not him solo, it's always with her. I opened up twitter. It's like a video or her talking about something and I I don't look at the video, but I'm like, why am I being targeted with all this, Megan, folks? Weird. Yeah, that's super weird, because usually it's okay, I I'm a I'm a music or so I'm constantly looking at bands, trying to find tour dates, since that's the thing that's opening back up now, looking for new albums that are coming out whatever. I get targeted a lot by bands that are sponsored, dad's, by bands, you know, promoting their music or a new record coming out or whatever. So unless like you've been just maybe maybe you're you're fibbing a little bit, maybe you have a fetish for them. Toe, no, Fab by, you've been looking at pictures of it, so it's like, Oh, this is what you want. I don't know. No, no, that is that. I mean. I listen, I'll be the first to tell you I can. I can get into some freaky, dicky Shit. Okay, your search history is just thumb toe, thumb toe. No, no, no, no, nothing like that. I mean I don't even want to like say out loud what it is, but I mean it's definitely not that. But checking you. Okay, I mean it could be because it's a common like joke with people, with me, like if they want to grow as me out, they'll send me a picture of a big toe thumb. I don't really know, dude, like but her in particular, it's just really fucking weird. I don't know. Maybe there's some like freaking Karma or something like Internet, I don't know, Mojo, there's just like out to fuck me, I don't know, just to gross me out. Every day it's like here, here, okay, you want to look at this? No, no, no, I'm not allowing that. The the Gods of the World Wide Web site. You've got to suffer through her with her big toe thumb and then like sometimes she got like a fake nail on it, which is even worse because it's like this claw on the end of it, because it's just like doesn't even fit, but she fucking puts like a Lee press on on that motherfucker and I'm like what the fuck is going on. So that's what I mean. Like I couldn't even lay in bed with this woman without just being like, how can you live with that? How can you? How can? She could be the she could be the most perfect person for you, and that's all you've got on your mind? Is that? That? Yeah, and it just like stares at you totally. I mean, you can think of just about any other scenario and I would rather take that than being in a romance with making Fox. What, okay, what about no thumbs? I'll take it. You're for that. He just dude. Yeah, because, you know what, I don't know. You can put a guy? I don't know. I'm okay. All Right, I'm going to be honest. Maybe you're gonna look stream here. Oh No, thumbs might bother me too. Okay, but I was thinking more like perverted stuff like, Oh yeah, I'm with the girl who got fucking, I don't know, railed by all these fucking dudes on the the Internet and every we can see it and laugh. I'll take her over meg it Fox or fuck ITF A girl has a mustache or something, I'd probably take that. You...

...know I mean. But what you what you're doing to me now with a no thumbs thing is kind of hitting that spot with me, because hands are so important, like hands, and so you do have a hand fance. don't like look at a girl to go oh my God, like you're like you've got your things, you check off. You're like, Oh, pretty eyes, pretty hair, nice smile, boobs, open hands, hands are and I will let so much shit go. Okay, trust me, my history will prove this. But the thing is is like if a girl has ratty ass hands and feet, I just can't fuck it do it. It's not like I'm admiring girls who have wicked nice ones or something like. Like you said, like a fetish. That's not my thing, but I will immediately notice if something is jacked up, a wrong about a girl's hands or feet and then they fucking they're taking off the board. I've got a story that happened to me recently at a Retro Video Game Store. But yeah, we're all the chicks hands. Yeah, sure. Well, Oh, no, it's a it's like they have DVD's and a bunch of other crap, but it it has to do with feet and just the rattiness. It was just funny. I so they is this couple looking at like playstation three games or something, and I was on the Alb on the other side and I could see them through all the cracks and so, because it's not like it's the wire shelves. anyways, I hear him. I'm not like looking at that, but I sure him go. She's like hurry up, pick a game and he goes, I can't, I'm distracted by your feet. And I was like what and I kept hearing her like here in a go, stop, stop. He was leaning down and touching her feet and stuff like sexually, and I can see this. So finally I'm like, I mean, I couldn't see it very well because, you know, it's got crap on the shelves. I was like I got to see what's going on. So I kind of was Nosey. Walked around and it's a couple and maybe he's just having fun with her out in public, and but she had sandals on and they were gross feet. Yeah, they were like stapp not that I'm a foot person at all, but it's I don't know, this guy was definitely a foot person, okay, and it was it was really bizarre. He's just like I can't pick, I'm dumped. I'm looking at your feet or whatever he said, and it was just I don't know. I mean you you said he got sexual with the feet there. So was. He was like lean down and she kept going stop, stop. That's why I was like, I gotta go see what these feet look like. I mean, come on, have like, I'm intrigued. Leaning down isn't, you know, implicitly sexual. I was thinking maybe like he had like a fucking thing. Are Ready whip there something he was sucking. What's he doing? He making a fucking banana split over there, like he was just like rubbing Glib and said like he was. It looked like he's leaned down looking at the bottom shelf at games. He's just like caressing them, and it was she's like stops. Okay. So the feet were not good looking. They were jacked up right, so they must had like bad toenails or just stubby looking toes, right. They were just they were just stubby like little yeah, I don't know, just there was nothing special about it. I mean again, I don't have a foot fetish or anything. So maybe they were great feet and I just don't have that point of reference. Healer taste. Yeah, yeah, so I was just like yeah, those are stubby little feet and sandals. I don't know. Well, you know any what about the Guy Himself? He looked like, I don't know, a functioning member of society, or was he a little little weird? I mean, tough call. Yeah, it's tough called, because I didn't like stick around and hang around to see like him walking around and, you know, anything else. I just wanted to see this weird exchange that was going on at the Retro Gaming Store. Well, that's definitely a strange place for this to occur in the first I mean, where is a normal spot for that? I guess you know. Well, I I don't want this all to be...

...about I don't know what good I will get off on those. I did have that. Yeah, that it was a I took a friend out. I think we talked about this a long, long time ago. I hadn't seen her in years and years. It wasn't a date, but a guy at the bar like all, ended up taking her shoes off and was rubbing her feet and like he is like I'll suck your toe and just like being real weird and stuff, and I was a guy knew. I was like that's fucking weird man, fucking Weirdos. You just never know, right if you're listening to the show right now in a public place, you get your ear buds and look to your left, looked your right, I fucking motherfucker. A person next to is probably really fucking bizarre and you just don't know. The look normal like, look at that guy's wearing a tie suit. was he a businessman? Gonna go fucking buy high sell low? Look at him, he's got the newspaper briefcase. Yeah, well, he likes fucking Gerbils in his ass. That's you know. But that that speaks even further to the the Internet now, because, you know, I've gone on record multiple times saying I think the Internet is ruined. It was a beautiful idea and a wonderful tool that we just ultimately turned into a big pile of heap and shit, because we could have shared and communicated and done so many glorious things with it. Instead, we just decided to focus on, you know, fucking being dickheads and cat videos and you know whatever, just basically mindless, you know, entertainment to distract ourselves and now miss him for nation. Is something that I cannot stand, but it has become the greatest campaign in human history thanks to the Internet. And I don't use facebook, I do use a couple other social media outlets and I even sometimes have to stop myself because I can scroll and scrow and I'm like, no, they're going to win. When I do this, they are winning and I am failing at life and I'm not achieving things during the day that I could really, you know, benefit from rather than just fucking staring at someone fucking talking about their trip to the olive garden. You know what I mean. But you've been banned from Facebook, I've been kicked off the book, your enemy state. It's always for stupid reasons, though I mean it's not. I'm not a hateful person, I don't think I am. anyways, the last my last band, I was telling you off recording the min ago that I got banned for bullying myself. Some hardass old man was trying to talk shit to me because of my my views on laugh don't match his and he was coming at me with some weak ass material, so I decided I'd give them all the material he needed to properly make fun of me and I got banned for bullying myself. Kicking your own ass, right, I mean it was this was this thing about freedom? Was this about mask mandates and coronavirus is the kind of post I don't I don't even argue with those people about that stuff because honestly, I don't care. I'm vaccinated, I'm good to go. I if I have, I feel that I have a better chance at surviving if I get covid or anything like that. So as whatever, survival of the fittest, right, well, we're at that point. Here's when for you to opster. Now, like I love it when I see people say, Oh, I don't know what's in it, I'm not putting that in my body. I don't know what the fuck isn't it. I bet you if you ask any of those from my fucking guys like hey, off the top of your head, tell me the ingredients that are in a beer. What it says on the set of a beer can, and they like water and they'd fumble and stumbled and fucking bumble all over the place, and I mean beers is basically like fucking three ingredients, right, but still they they'd fucking not be able to do it. They just be lost. Yet, you know, because it's violating their freedom. So all of a sudden, I can't put that in my body. Or Hey, if I do with the government tells me me all right, if I allow them to force me into...

...a vaccine. What's next? What else they gonna force me to do? I don't know, Karen. Force you to pay your fucking taxes, like what the fuck? You know? I mean, I can't get over all these people rallying against and and listen, I there's a part of me that almost understands, because I U se be young, rebellious human being too. But then common sense kicks and you go well, you know, the argument sounded better until I heard that other people making the argument, you know what I mean. And then you go yeah, every we're still a bunch of idiots and we're all on the Internet's fucking mingling. It's a huge peach we dish of just fucking morons, and I'm one of them. I guess I was still like, fucking, we just fuck that up when I was younger, before I really knew what the Internet was, because it was a thing before I realize it was a thing. was from the Cable Guy, the movie the Cable Guy, when Jim Carrey's on the satellite dish and he's got the big speech about like you'll be able to play mortal Kombat with your friends and Vietnam or, like he said something like that, you'll be able to order groceries online. Like it was like, Oh, the Internet is so big and like it's gonna be so powerful, and then you're right. Were bickering about stupid shit. We're we just use it to divide each other and just fucking piss everybody off. Really, I mean, if you think about like all the potential things, like, I guess the Cable Guy To said, play mortal Kombat with someone in Vietnam would probably be pretty fucking dope. Ordering Groceries online is Pretty Rad. I love to online shop and I'm so old now. Just the other day I found a really good deal on something for my kid's birthday. I was like, well, I'm saving like half. Yeah, totally high five to nobody. I fucking did it. Yeah, you know what I mean. So yeah, but yeah, it's just I wonder sometimes because you know me and you. We both create stuff and then we go on and we try to promote things, and engagement is a really tough nut to crack right. Oh yeah, for sure, and that's something that someone puts their time, sweat, effort, you know, everything into, and most people like, okay, we'll great. You know, if I'm going to listen to it, I'm still not going to talk to you about it or I'm not going to be props or pay you for it or anything else like that. But the moment it's something political or something that could be, you know, being timely. Now, with like a health crisis, everybody has to hop on and engage, you know, m and give their fucking two cents on everything, and it's just like, come on, man, what is going on? And can we ever fix it? Can we ever change the Internet and reform it to a point where not not trying to say it's all positivity, because I don't want that. I think people's opinions are very valuable and everybody has a right to have one. Okay, now to spread it, that's a different matter, probably entirely. But still, if someone's saying they like a movie, I'm just going to use this for an example, because it is a very popular thing on social media and other people like I hate that fucking movie. Okay, well, guess what, this is a discourse we can have within reason. Okay, as long as you're not fucking, you know, coming to my house and fucking smashing me in the balls with a sledgehammer over it, I don't care. You can like this movie until King to come. You're not hurting anybody by liking a movie. Right, right, but if you get some followers and you're doing content you like, well don't fucking I don't know, follow. I'm just going to use this. I know, I know, this is tired as shit, so I apologize, but it's the first thing popping into my head. But ignore stop signs, you know, when you're driving. That's hurting people. You know. I mean so, because people are going to listen to it, right and they I say, Oh, yeah, this person that they're they're my person, they're my guy, there, my my social media whatever. I follow them. I must do what Ay say. Oh, the light, the light. But you know, is this...

...ever going to change? And and if we did try to reform it, wouldn't that be fucked up to because you don't necessarily want to sense or people but yet you want to stop the dangerous comments or thoughts or beliefs that are being spread on the Internet right. You know, I was thinking about this how it's we've gotten to a weird time where where ideas have changed, like because of the Internet. At one point in time. You are a true patriot, and I don't want to go down that road, but your true Patriot if you did what was best for your country and like a lot of people would be like no, like, why aren't you asking questions, like why are we going to war? Why are we doing this? Now? People are over asking questions on certain things, like vaccines and whatnot, like you can give them all the data now and they're they're like no, no, I still have more and more, more and more, more questions, and it's I think that's the problem, is that no one is satisfied with the answer. So now it now it's okay to ask more and more questions until they're satisfied with it, with an answer. So I don't think that you can't reform it. You can't, you can't go back and because now people are starting conversations about things which we didn't have twenty years ago, even like awareness can be raised, because everyone does have a voice. Well, okay, toll so, let me stop be there for a second, because I find that very interesting. People aren't satisfied with the answers. We live in a time and age and I'm sure this happened throughout the history of man. It's just now because, yes, thanks to the Internet, we were so densely populated in this cyber world where you could be shown someone who dies of something or someone who is sick with something, and I again I'm using covid all the time here, but I mean it's just timely and it's relevant R and people could see that right in front of their fucking face and they go no, I don't believe it. No, that's a hoax, that's not real. Okay, well, let me put you in the room with this person. Well, no, no, I'm not buying it. It's just it's not legit I'm not satisfied. I'm not no, I'm not going to believe this, because they will stand by a belief system, and this is my kind of when I wish he was here too, because they would just be like, oh, the Catholic church, but it's kind of like a relatable talking point the still people will just fucking go to their own graves believing in something, whether or not is true, because they've dug their heels and so goddamned deep that it's just easier to follow this all the way into the fucking furnace that admit that you were wrong. I think it has. It's a huge matter of pride. I think people are too proud to be wrong and I think that's I honestly think that's the one of the main problems with the Internet in general is people don't know how to be wrong. I love the the older crowd that's like, oh, everyone gets a participation trophy, but they're the ones that are too proud to be like. Well, maybe maybe I'm wrong. It's always the people that are like, Oh, everyone gets participation trophy, but my brother, like bitch, is about, like, you know, everyone being fucking fair sports and whatever. Are the same ones that are too proud to be like and no matter what you show them. That's just what I've seen. I'm probably way fucking wrong, but it just seems like those are the same kind of people that just can't it, can't admit defeat. The participation trophy people. Well, maybe that's no, I I'm not fully relating to that, but I can kind of see where you're coming from with it. We're in. That's kind of almost where it started, some of the discussion where people were just fucking getting really nutty on stuff. Or maybe recent enough still, where I can remember is is maybe like a jumping off point where so many people were getting furious about that...

...kind of stuff, when it doesn't even really matter. Like there's a kid on a soccer team and some fucking random, I don't know, Kansas, maybe you got a fucking participation trophy and you're, you know, over and fucking half the world away. To look, Darbord, this is a fucking problem with so soriety, and you like, who gives a fuck, they just gave a kid a piece of plastic. It's a good job, you know, good for doing something instead of just sit on your ass. Yeah, well, yeah, whatever. But but that's the thing. Is Like, oh no, we will only winners get rewarded. Yeah, well, sure, I get that, because that pushes you to do better. I get that idea, but you didn't get the first place trophy. That's but it's those people that can't be a good sport about something that are the ones that usually are the ones that just there's no joy. I'm open, I'm you tell me something that will change my mind about anything, like, let's talk about it, let's figure it out. You might change my mind. Yeah, well, because I'm openminded to whatever you bring to the table. You know, here's the thing, though. Earlier on we're talking about targeted ads. Right for you, with bands, for me, for some reason, making Fox. I don't know why. I swear to God, I'm out looking at that show and the end of a people. But you know, we're also targeted. Narratives are happening to us all the time. It's the same thing if you turn on the news and you see politicians and each and every fucking politician repeats a line. You know, Oh that this Joe Biden's a dictator. Next politician a Republican, and whatever, Joe Biden's a dictator. You know, they sent out the fucking memo. You know. I mean where this is the talking point, this is what we're going to do. It's like the fifteen dollar minimum wage. What's the problem with that? There's many studies that show it could be successful. Other countries do it we could implement it here and they be less poverty in our own country. Yet because it would hurt the bottom line for, you know, wealthy folks. They create these narratives, put it out there on the Internet. So you get a guy who's fucking working at Walmart living off of oodles and noodles, but you tie that narrative into something that he might be more sensitive about it, whether it's race or, you know, whatever the case may be. And so even though he could benefit from that fifteen dollar minimum wage, he's going to be the same guy tweeting or, you know, rage fucking interneting. I just said that wrong, but you get my drift. He's just fucking his fingers and moving on the Goddamn fucking in, you know, phone or Click Clacky Kleeboord keyboard. They're say, no reason of wage would destroy the economy. It would. You be in he's got no education, he doesn't know. Like I said, he's making fucking minimum wage right now wally world. But that's the thing that they that that's what happens with the Internet, is that we are targeted for so many things our data. This is something that we're discussing off air today. Talking about. I had a coworker of mine many years ago who told me CBS cards and the shopping cards were bad, and I thought he was insane because he was a very eccentric human being to begin with. But still, I I well, what's the harm in me saving this twenty cents on an Arizona iced t? Well, to him he's like, Dude, they're getting your information and it's not it's not yours anymore. The moment that you do something, they own it. That data doesn't belong to you anymore and they're going to capitalize on it. They're going to monetize it and become rich off of it. Everything this guy fucking said came came to be. He was reused right. He may have smelled like onions back in two thousand and three, but fucking I'll be damn this fucking guy. He knew. He punched that ticket way back when. And that's what we do now to it's like we're on the Internet and we well, I want to look at this article or something. Oh, except cookies, except this. Or if you want to sign up for charter or spectrum or whatever Internet, you could accept these terms and conditions and all of it is. You pay us so we can keep making money off of you, your information and every little fucking piece of data that we can collect off...

...you and your family. But we're cool with that. We don't. We don't. Everybody loves signing that DOTA dotted line without ever looking at the small print. But he's the other thing. There's no alternative to that right. So if you don't do it, you don't get this. Can you live without it, especially now, in this day in time? Could you imagine, toby for one minute, living out in the fucking middle of nowhere? Actually know what? Scratch that. Imagine living in the middle of somewhere and having no Internet access. Could you do that? Could you survive? Not any warm because I'm so dependent on listening to podcast listening to music, downloading new stuff, watching net forn porn and sure, all that good. Yeah, no, I'm so dependent, like I would go crazy. I know so many people are like all that. That would just be the life. No, as soon as you lose all your conveniences, because that's the main key is. Everything is so convenient. I can I can order a torennosaurus rex costume right now. You're going to say I'm about plug, aren't you? You just stopped yourself. I can order a tranosaurce butt you here right thinks that appropriate on brand. But yeah, like it, the Modern Day conveniences of just everything being at the at your fingertips. So they can have my info, to know that I like metal music and that's going to be my targeted dad, I'm I can live with that. I'm completely fine with them knowing that. So you're okay with cookies? I'm okay. Yeah, like I said, I find a lot of great bands because of it, and I I don't have much to complain about, except now I own too many vinyls or whatever, you know, tshirts. Well, that's funny. I mean, you know, you just brought us something so retro like. No, I owned too many vinyl records thanks to the Internet. Yeah, where I get is download the songs anyway, but I got to have that piece of plastic and it, which is something I can relate to as a collector. Well, it's a collector thing, but hear me out. Spotify downloads and plays don't pay out to the artists as much as buying their physical so a CD is nice and all, but a vinyl, like if you love that record, you can frame it. You can listen to the vinyl if you want. There's a lot. I feel like it's just a cooler piece to have than a CD. And a lot of bands are doing cassette tapes now. I don't like the cassette tapes. I like Vinylso it's a big the fuck you like selling cassette tapes as so many bands it's so stupid. I don't know where could you even find a tape player? Now, I mean good will. Well, yeah, I told You I bought a v VCR a good will, but I mean, well, not good will specifically. I won't get totally lost in the weeds on that, but good will is a fucking scam. But hate but yeah, and a pawn shop or whatever, thrift shop you go find stuff, I guess. But yeah, cassettes. I mean I'm kind of tempted to look online right now on Amazon to see what it could show player actually goes. So were slipnot just release thee that they had a twenty year anniversary of the Iowa album and they had cassettes that they released. So like big mainstream bands are doing it too. It's not just crap I listen to. All right, so I'm looking this up right now and just on Jeff bezos is selling CD boom boxes with cassette players for a reasonable price, really, I mean thirty five bucks, and not like great brands like Sony, here is like sixty. But I color me shocked. I am amazed that these would even still be manufactured and sold in this manner. So this cassette thing you've opened my eyes to how strange and what is old is never truly gone, I guess, because wow, right here on walmarts APP you can get a personal am FM radio cassette...

...player. So just like one of the walk on kind of setups, you can get little boom boxes with CD and cassette player. Yeah, that's a it's totally still things. Funny how I just looked on Amazon, you looked on a walmart. I mean it kind of shows like for anybody who's been listening this long into the show, you may think, oh, Dave is like some kind of fucking purest about the Internet where he's challenging toby for accepting cookies and doing whatever. I'm guilty is as anybody else. I mean I was once the guy who would not accept smart speakers and things in my home because I'm like, well, here's Skynet, here we go. This is how it all begins. But now I'm completely, completely dependent on it. I mean I have a Amazon all throughout my house. It turns out my lights, it turns on my my robot vacuum. I mean, I ask you to do playthings all the time, but I will say this. I'm always polite to the device when I ask. I always say thank you and I swear to God, and I do my kid, he's nine, right, and sometimes feel yell at it and he really play that bad. I'm like, don't do that, and he's like why, I was some matters, just a machine. I'm like no, no, someday those robot overlords will rise up and, you know, fucking trap us all and will be in cages and they're going to look at me and they can say this guy, this Guy Right here, is Pol I always said thank you. So you know what, just shock them in the took us leave his nuts alone. I'm going to say thank you again for that, because you know and how it paid off. I am just as susceptible to falling victim, to being sucked into the world wide webs, the interwebs, as much as anybody else and in some cases maybe even more so so. But I still ask the questions right and that's the important thing, is that you accept you know, you know, you realize it's a problem. Now you correcting it, not necessarily, but you start asking questions about it. One thing I would add is, like the asking the questions and all that, like we've been talking about. I think it also goes back to what you were you you had said something a minute ago about like the people that they listen and more or less you said it without saying it. But how people just pair it what they hear on, no matter what the topic is, they will just parrot anything that's been said by their favorite show host of this or that, whatever it is, the news, the radios or podcaster. Look at Joe Rogan. Look at how many people take his advice on so many things. And Joe Rogan's don't necessarily always right. You know, or he's he's got his views and then they just become the views of however many thousands and hundreds of thousands of listeners he has, and that's that happens a lot too. We'll listen told me, I said this many times before and I'll say it a million times again, is that we always want something for free. Okay, information is one of those things we're in. An anonymous meme suddenly becomes point of someone's belief system on how they think about a certain topic or subject because, rather than do the research themselves, they're like, well, this is in my face, it has to be true. I don't have to do any work to achieve this, quote unquote, knowledge. This isn't this, this is for me. This and again. It's like winning the lottery, right. We never I can't fucking stress US enough. We all want to win it right. We all want to live comfortably and never have to worry about money again. That is like the biggest dream for any fucking person who walks up right to become the happy whatever. It can be the same for any fucking thing, and that's why I just fucking get sick to my...

...stomach when I think about q and on followers who will not even know who someone is. It could be anybody playing a joke on you. It doesn't even matter, but you're like, well, guess what this is now, what we are basing our entire life around because it's here, is it's something that we we didn't have to work for. It's not something that you know whatever. It's just something that we can easily latch onto and make it ours and Glob it and just be yeah, now we fucking believe everything this fucking post says. Or you know, it's just on and on and on. I mean fuck, even the members of Jamestown had to fucking go down to Africa to drink the KOOL aid. Now it's just fucking one click away on your fucking computer, your laptop. Yeah, you know, it's insane. I just I don't know, man, I don't know. Well, thankfully the Internet does exist, so people can hear my smooth tones and my Rambos a couple times a month here on the this whatever. I'm stick of seeing the word Internet. I'm sick of saying the world word, worldwide web. I want to come up with a new word. Would you call the Internet, toby? Oh, that's I was trying to think of it real quick. Yeah, I mean, you know, off the top of my head I don't have anything good because, like the web, you know, it's like a spinal I having to connects everything like it. It's such a solid name. You think so, you think it's good. I just I don't know. I do you still type www into your browser when you look for something? Now, I do know. I'm not a CAP'm WWe dot yeah, no, come on, that's just a waste of time. I gotta speed up the price. Realize you could stop doing that. It was like a couple days ago. Someone's like, what the fuck are you doing? I like what they like. You need to fucking type wwwe in anymore. Just just fucking type the name of the thing. Bing, Bang, boom, like wow, you're like httpa. You're having up forward backs from guns and roses. Oh yeah, I like, take me to where I want to go, take me down the Paradise City. Yeah, man, yeah, so I was surprised. The Internet has advanced so far that I can just skip, you know, basically that whole triple wer thing. Yeah, I don't have a creative name for the Internet either. I just be like call it Bob, but yeah, let's hop on. Bob, the search Bob for foot fetishes. Hey, that's one thing to be thankful for the Internet. All the new fetishes that people have now because of the Internet like, you know, God bless the Internet for for Fetish. No, I think people already had them. I don't think it was like, I don't know, all of a sudden someone when I'm you know, I mean like it's not something computer generated like an AI. But it's funny when you definitely tell me. I'm sorry to hop all over on this, but you've seen the things where, like ai creates a story or ai creates a painting, painting or an obituary, and it's always at the most ridiculous thing. Like we do stuff like face swaps and things that make you go, Oh my God, this is so amazing, or an algorithm can do this and that, and then the moment fucking Suns like Oh and this is ai painting the Mona Lisa, and you look at it and you go, Jesus, what the fuck is this is a disaster. We're a lot further away from that, you know, fucking war against the robots than I thought earlier. So, like, imagine what kind of a fetish and ai would come up with. It be something like really weird, like plucking a chicken or something, but say that might be so say it's going to come up with it and then it's like, oh wait, you know what? That gets the needle movie, for whom You and not for me? Them Chicken. I would say it is like you've been you have the exposure two things that you're like, wait a minute. So, yeah, people do this way. That's cool. So that's what I'm saying. Thank thank your God, whatever,...

God all of them. Yeah, for fetishes on the Internet, I was going to say to like, without the Internet you wouldn't have speculators, which is something that's very interesting in the collecting world, because so many people everything's a swindle right, everything's a rip off. This is something I actually talked about my son about all the time and another reason why I feel bad. I may be a failure as a father, I don't know, because I'm filling his head with this kind of stuff at such an early age, but I'm like, Hey, you see that commercial? It's a scam. They trying to make you buy stay and it's the same thing. That was like Ebay. I remember when Ebay first came out. Was Great. I was like finding deals left and around. I'm like, Oh, how the fuck, how the fuck they selling it? This law, this is going to be worth way more yeah, click by who woo, and now it's like nothing is cheap anymore, like everybody's manufacturing scenarios. There for a reason why this is worth more than or how rare it really is, and you go, I'll Ebay's ruin now to you know, I mean like and that's I bring up speculators. Just because someone wants it's almost like that narrative I discussed earlier. Someone wants something to be worth what it is, they will make it so that is the case. You know, they will fluff it up to the point where other people, without doing it again their due diligence, will think, all, of course that's worth a hundred dollars, because this guy said soul. It's also a play is where you can you can self inflate things. There was there's this case. It's not a case, but there's a situation that happened where what you call it a case got well, I call it a case because it's it's been talked okay, I think you until like we talk up an actual case, like on Ebay, you were trying to buy non okay, okay, so this this, this guy, bought up a ton of copies of this game boy game. Okay, that was virtually worth nothing, like two or three bucks if you saw it at any store. Just a cheapass game, and he was just stockpiling them. Then when he had a couple hundred or however a thousand of them are, whatever he had, he started selling them on Ebay for like thirty bucks a pop because no one could find this game. So that made other sellers put it up for thirty dollars a pop because they couldn't find these games because this guy had bought so many copies of it and inflated it himself. Yeah, you know, though, when you think about something like that, that actually took some work, though it took some more. That's some supply and demand right there. Like this guy actually had to I don't know if you know what game it was off the top of your head, but let's just say it was like paper boy. I mean you had to physically go out and find or even on the Internet. You had to go find all these copies of paper boy, buy them, acquire them, then sit on a fucking fat stack of them, you know, and then your hands together like Mr Burns, like I own a whole bunch of nothing, but now I'm going to make it to do something? Yeah, and he did it. You know, yes, a little bit more impressive, I think, than just like making up a story about something like, for example, in comics, someone might say, Oh, this is the first appearance of Soandso. Was It really? No, but they're going to nitpick and get all fucking, you know, in the knooks and crannies, be like well, these characters did appear together for the first time here, and that's the reason why I am speculating. This is the first appearance of Justice League dark and you go what you know? Are you out of your mind? Are you crazy? You just trying to raise a price? Twenty fucking Dallas? You know they're so the other day I got I'm not, I'm not. I'm not a Hulk Hogan Fan at all. I'm a wrestling fan, but I'm not a Hulk Hogan Fan. Anyways, I found out that he has two appearances in marvel comics, okay as one as whole Cogan and then one as his real name, and I thought that was really cool. So I went ahead and bought both of them because, you know, if his untimely demise happened whole...

Cogan, he's not a great person, but I will cash in on that as soon as it happens and be like first appearance and get rid of it because I don't need it in my collection. But I also notice that it has the first appearance. One of the issues has the first appearance of Michael J faws and Donald Trump, ouch, and I thought it would be funny if all the comic book collectors bought up all those issues and then turn around to the true patriots and said, you need this comic it's the first appearance of Donald Trump. You know, has nothing to do with whole cogon or anything, but Donald Trump. If you're true a patriot, you want the first appearance of Donald Trump and a comic book, Right. All, yeah, I don't know, you're on how to get that started. I don't know how to make money off of this idea, but there is, there's somewhere where we can somehow scam the Internet. Oh yeah, totally, we like. Here's a thing like the actually like capitalize on it, though. You need to do with the dude did with the game boy games. You'll need to buy them all up first, so you are basically like the exclusive retailer of these first appearances of the Donald Trump comic. You know what I mean, because right now be easy, you could just hop on twitter and Hashtag a couple things. We like look at this. And then, of course, all those cultists that you just kind of referred to, is they want to be the true patriots would be like who? Who? I've got to I've got a fucking bronze skin bonner. You know. I mean, like I need my fucking trump merchandise, because you know, they do buy all that Shit, right. That's that's why I'm saying, like, you know, but you that's I kept the price, if that's what I mean, like you need to acquire them first to capitalize on all those fucking idiots, right, and I don't want to been a'll let money on all these comics. That's why. Okay, well, can you tell me what comic was it? I'm looking it up right now. It's either marvel comics presents number of forty five from volume one, or it's iron man, volume one, well, twenty sid. I mean they made fun of him a lot in mad magazine and things like that for years as well. So are we looking at reference of our first like drawn? Who that? See that? I didn't get. But the the traffic that you can either have the first appearance of Hul Cogan, Michael J Fox or Donald Trump was the the selling polk for me. Well, okay, it is. The Iron Man is right. You did just tell the fact you're a big wrestling fan. You know, I hate wrestling. When I was a kid, the S, I loved it, but you grow up, you get older and you say yeah, Oh, you do. Yeah, whoop, I missed that. Na. Yeah, so I know he'll cogan's real name. You don't know his real name. Terry Balaya. There's all. Look at you go. Yeah, look at you go. You are a true fan. He had to admit it in his Gawker Corsh yeah, that fucking Eddie had well, I mean he didn't have to admit it. Everyone knew it about. You know, the Internet's been around and that's another thing there. That's good for you. I'm out wrestlers names. But he also had to say that the character whole Cogan has a nine inch Dick, Terry Bala has a normal size Dick. or he had say something really funny like on those lines. Wow, wow, yeah, you know it's funny. You're actually say like, Oh, is the internets great, so we can find out how celebrities they rise and fall. You've heard about the dude from Greece, right, that nerdy guy. He's like a nerd and like those early s movies and stuff like that. Did you hear what the Shit that he pulled? No, so this kind of out ties into everything we're talking about earlier in the show, whether his thumbs, fetishes or what have you. He just real quick. His name is Eddie Deson, and this was got a lot of traction. So the show socials and everything. He was harassing a waitress because he was lustful for her eyelashes and he would get angry when the server would come...

...with his whatever the hell he ordered, I'm just going to say grilled cheese, without her signature eyelashes on. So much so that she knew he was a psychopath and that when cops were called, he fought with the police prior to his arrest. Now he is one freaky looking motherfucker. So if you Google Eddie Deson, the new story might pop up first with his mug shot, which is just absolute nightmare fuel, but you will recognize him immediately. If you don't know the roles. You're going to say, Oh, well, yeah, I saw that guy in whatever, or I remember him being so and so. You know what I mean. But that's a something. This happened two days ago, I think it was a little longer than that, and a couple days ago, but it was recent. I was like, this is like an old story. Yeah, that picture of his Mug shot is yeah, terrifyingly, that's fucking that's haunt. He'sa got this huge grin on his face like, oh my gosh. He's like, Willar me, I'm still he's like he's doing the same thing like he do in the movies. It's just freaky. But he had his thing going on and it has to be like makeup and eyelashes, and I apparently he has a facebook page and he wrote like a lengthy post. I'd actually heard about this on a separate radio show and they said that in his facebook post he was like writing about the incident that he had with the server and just basically trying to justify like him being upset that she wasn't wearing her makeup. So, you know, I don't know, it's yet again. People look around, looked you left, looked you right, look up, look now and everybody's a fucking freak. Well, to adding, to add to the Internet and celebrities and whatnot, and wrestling real quick. So there was a tag team called the rockers, sure, and it was Shawn Michael's and Marty Jenetti. Have you heard of the stuff that Marty Janetti types on his facebook at all about Terry Bolder or Balaya? It's it's real creepy stuff about like it. Just go look at his facebook if you have time, okay. Talks about like relationships with his stepdaughter that he raised. Made you sputter these it. There's a well, I don't I don't want to be. I don't want to accuse of anything and go propper. He's a fucking Laro, he's a pervert, he's got yes, he should be fucking locked up, throw away the key. He's a fucking diddler. What I was about to say, though, is like sometimes you can really see the downfall of your favorite celebrities, not that Marty Jenetni was my favorite of any but like you know, or the look at the whole Kogan thing when he got caught with saying the stuff he was saying and the sex tape and whatnot, like you really I don't know, maybe thenternet's not so great. You lose a lot of your heroes. This is true, but I think that's a great way to close out today's show too, because how much are we now desensitized to Ludacris and outrageous behavior that we probably in the past we could would have condemned, to the point where in I cannot support that person anymore. I cannot even watch things I used to enjoy with them in anymore. But now, like so many fucking ridiculous, outlandish acts have happened to the point we're almost like, I'm okay with this. Like you know that the Ian is moved, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's not. It's not where it was fifteen, twenty, thirty years ago. Now it's definitely moved, because I mean Wholek Hogan. We all know he was dropping end bombs and being silacious and everything else like that. But how many people still wear Hulkam Ania tshirts and it's like no big deal, right VI saw someone wearing a Hulkam Ania tshirt.

Yeah, like, Oh, you fucking support that shit, you piece of garbage human extra excrew Med now he's gonna this guy. He's got something for the S. he's yeah, yeah, you know, saying his prayers and his vitamins. That's how people defend it. To that it's like, well, I know he did something bad, but I really liked him growing up, and it's the same with musicians, like I know this music. Right now there's a big thing on ric flair. They have the show called dark side of the ring where they they talked about like shitty things wrestlers and done. and wasn't woman as Lars under fire, womanizer. He basically the from what the story sounds like, he sexually assaulted a woman on an airplane and the entire all and this was like in some early two thousand sh and like everyone was just like, ah, that's just Rick Flair, it's a joke, and a lot of people are like demonizing well, demonizing him as he should be, and also people that came to his defense on that show, one of the wrestlers being Tommy Dreamer. He's like they had to take him off his current he's currently on a different wrestling program and they had to suspend him because of his comments on that show defending well, yeah, it was a different time. It was a joke. What was the name of the show again? Behind the ropes or dark side of the room? Wow, yeah, I'm going to start one call behind the ropes. I'm gonna do the same thing. I'm going to copy the format will be where and how much you have used parrots? Animal abuse and wrestling in the s must have been fucking rampant. Can you imagine? Like Jake the snake and fucking like everybody had to have like a gimmick. I mean someone's even probably beating up on the Junkyard Dog Jimmy Super Fly. Snooker abused coconuts. You know, I mean like something. I don't know if I have used flies. Yeah, yeah, it's just like wow, but I mean if he assaulted a woman on a plane, you can't fucking go wear like a feathered fucking you know well, and a lot of people are trying to defend it. Of like, Oh, that's just his character, he's got to stay in character. What southern he's. Yeah, look, that's what I'm saying. People are trying to defend it and and I don't know, maybe maybe it's a good thing. Maybe that's the good thing of the Internet is we're calling out shittheads when they're shitthead. I couldn't even think of the Word Boa. It's like two seconds ago and I just talked about Jake this. Well, you can't wear a feather, and I pause. I'm like, what's that word? Boa, nighty. Well, you don't have a bunch of boas of different colors at your house. And something about someone like my not your man, who just abused like like natty ice on an airplane. That's all. He did some damage to some cans, you know, fucking yeah, but Rick Flair, he's out there fucking, you know, grabbing, touch and squeeze and fucking whatever he does. But everybody goes whoo and it's all okay. But we all know about this store now because of the Internet and because of him. Behind the ropes. Yep, thank God for they're fucking hard hitting expose a's thank you. Behind ropes created by David Schultz, properly of David Schulz enterprises. Two Thousand and twenty one people who boo. Yeah. So all right, Tobester, I think we got to hit the road here. What do you say? Yeah, I you know, I do want to apologize to the people out there. There's no nates notes because nate's not here, so I think in his stead I will just scat. What do you think? Yeah, you think I should scat right now. Just too much pressure. Keep skipping to boot ball. You topped that. He just took the heat off me. Man. Now now I don't have to do it. I'm totally gonna fucking just like free ball at to but yeah, Toby's on the case. Toby takes care of it. Yeah, well, scat could have gone a different way. That's why I wanted to clarify which scat. Weird thing AB bears. Well, I mean there is a genre on the adult websites. First, I'm so happy that you know about...

...this. You know earlier you're trying to be a little political about it, like well, I mean, people have their things and I don't know about them all. But now you like, the more and more we discuss it, the more you reveal that you do know. I know a thing or two about a thing or two. What am I too? That's what you want to call it. I think I'm totally calling the cops now. I'm fucking I'm doing it. Don't do that. You hear the sirens don't even bother trying to run, just submit. Trust me, my fat ass is not rest probably a fetish right there. Someone's like, I just want to be arrested in my own house. That's all I want. Turns me off. Probably are anyway anyway. So I do want to thank each and every one of you for taking the time to check out our humble little program today. Virtual hogs for all of you. I am Dave. That is toby, and we are missing you, nate, and this has been the selling out show.

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