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Return of Big Toe Thumb/World WHOA Web/Toby Hates Hulk Hogan

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Nate is away on holiday, so Dave can freely discuss his disgust of big toe thumbs with guest Toby. Again you say? Trust us, there's a reason the stubby bastards are back. We also talk about the cesspool called the internet, being kind to Alexa to avoid electro shocks, eBay being bunk and wrestlers for some weird reason. CLICK PLAY

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...enough true crime to fucking likefollow the Trans. I can make an analogy, though it's like when you play fantasyfootball and you didn't start a player and then they scored a bunch of pointson your bench and later on. In the day you like. Well, I thought aboutstarting them, but I got this bad feeling. I just couldn't pull the trigger onthat one. So yes yeah, but you know what true crime is funny. You bringthat up. Witout, I'm blaming you for this, even though in the one who said Idon't have to call the FBI on you, it's because today I think primarily we're going to talk about the Internetand some of the topics. I may be re hashing from previous episodes, butthat's okay. It's my show. I can do whatever the hell I want, but still Idefinitely want to talk about some things that are going on via the WorldWide Web. Do you have an issue with this? I have no issue, no objections.No! All right well, let's carry on then because longtime listeners to the show willknow. I am no fan of the actress Megan Fox. Now it's not that she's a you knowbad performer or she's, not beautiful. I mean I can see why a lot of people doin fact consider her. You know maybe one of the prettiest women in theentire world. I get it until right. That is, you look at her hands and this is why I brought up rehashearlier, because I am just anti big to thumb. I mean to the point where it gives menightmares. I even wrote a song about it during one of our Halloween shows big to, and I just frankly I just can't getover the idea of if you were intimate with somebody and you know close, andthey put that big toil thumb on your face to rub you caress you, I would beinclined to vomit. You know I don't know how much thought you've put intothis or if you R, is repulsed by the big toe thumb as much as I am well. No, this doesn't haunt me at all. It'ssomething I think I could look past and not be concerned with the only realquestion I'd have is like when she's cutting her fingernails, that she usefingernails or tonal clipper a she's bites some, it's like a long, a lot ofdrool coming off that a lot of saliva. No, but did we have right? Did we everget a reason of why she has the the thumb? Looking The toe? Looking thumb,you know that's great great point, because it's genetic okay, because it's not just her enough,she may be got smashed or on an in the car door when she was, for you knowsomething crazy on no es. I've met plenty of people with the big tillthumb, so I know it's not as rare as some people made think it might be likeif you've never seen one. What I'm describing when you're your film lookslike a big Toe that belongs in your foot. Some people might go yeah. Well,I've never seen when it can't exist. You know what I mean: it's like a babypigeon I've never seen with they're, not real as that's a great line fromHarry and the Hendersons there. I didn't come up with it. I stole it, butthat's what I do. I okay, but you know the fact that you'relike yeah. I can overlook that. I M I the moment that you say this to me: I'mthinking of her cooking, something for me and, like her hand on the Skillet,and I just like be like raith like I can't eat it. I can't I can't even dealwith that now and so not to keep getting into like how gross it is. Thereason why I'm bringing it up right now is because for some reason the Internetwants to throw Megan Fox into my face. I assume it's because she's regainedpopularity, she's like going to award, shows ordifferent like celebrity functions, and...

...maybe my phone has been listening to mesecretly, because I'm the kind of guy I like to turn off all the video andaudio settings. The moment I'm done with like a chat or something because Iknow big brothers there. Yet I opened up my google news feed and it's likeMegan Fox dresses like vampire or whatever at the met gala and her boyfriend machine gun Kelly, makeout at this award show. I didn't even know who the Hell Machine Gun Kelly isI've never heard any of his music. All I know he's dating her and he cantolerate having that big til thumb, so I mean he's overlooking it, but Imean I guess my point is I don't know whothe fuck? The reason why he's famous? I couldn't tell you why he looks like afucking white trash pumpkin. If you ask me, but it keeps popping up in your wit,her is Elyah. It's not him. Solo is always with her. I open up twitter,it's like a video or her talking about something, and I just I don't look atthe video, but I'm like. Why am I being targeted with all this megander yeah? That's super weird because usually it'sokay! I am a I'm a music cor. So I'm constantly looking at bands. I tryingto find tour dates, since that's the thing that's opening back up now, looking for new albums that are comingout whatever I get targeted a lot by bands that are sponsored ads by bands,you know promoting their music or a new record coming out or whatever. Sounless, like you've been just, maybe maybe you're you're fibbing a littlebit, maybe you have a fetish for them to know, feel you've been looking atpictures of it. So it's like. Oh, this is what you want. I don't know no! No.That is de I mean I listen I'll, be the first to tell you I can. I can get intosome freaky dik shit, okay, your search history is just thumbto them to no. No, no, nothing like that. I mean I don't even want to likesay out loud what it is, but I mean it's definitely not that, but shaking ayou. Okay, I mean it could be because it's a commonlike joke with people with me like if they want to gross me out they'll, sendme a picture of a big tie. Thumb, I don't really know dude like but hurt inparticular. It's just really fucking weird, I don't know, maybe there's somelike freaking Karma or something likeInternet. I don't know Mojo, there's just like out to fuck me. I don't knowjust to gross me on every day. It's like her here. Okay, you want to lookat this. No, no, no, no, I'm not allowing that the the gods of the WorldWide Web say you've got to suffer through her with her big toe thumb andthen like. Sometimes, she got like a fake nail on it, which is even worse because it's like this claw on the endof it because it's just like doesn't even fit, but she fucking puts like aLE press on on that motherfucker and I'm like what the fuck is going on. So that's what I mean like I couldn'teven lay in bed with this woman without just being like. How can you live withthat? How can you can she could be the she could be. The most perfect personfor you and that's all you've got on your mind. Is that that film- and it'sjust like stares at you totally- I mean you can think of just about any otherscenario, and I would rather take that than being in a romance with making Fox what it okay, what about no thumbs I'll?Take it you're for that a Ustune yeah, becauseyou know what I don't know you can put A. I don't know I I'm okay, all right,I'm going to be honest. May I get a oestrum here. o No thumbs might botherme to okay, but I was thinking more like perverted stuff, like Oh yeah, I'mwith the girl who go fucking. I don't know railed by all these fucking dudeson the the Internet and ever ye can see it and laugh I'll, take her over Makit,Fox or fuck. If a girl has a mustache orsomething I'd, probably take that you...

...know I mean, but what what you're doingto me now with like no thumbs thing, is kind of hitting that spot with me,because hands are so important, Rice cane, so you do have a hand face O.No, it's not fanish. No, I don't like look at a girl, a go! Oh my God, like you're like you've, got your things.You check off you're, like Oh, pretty eyes, pretty hair nice smile, boobs, opmillions hands, or I will let so much shit go. Okay! Trust me! My historywill prove this, but the thing is is like: If a girl has ratty ass hands andfeet, I just can't fuck it. Do it. It's not like I'm admiring girls who havewicked nice ones or something like, like you said like a fetish, that's notmy thing, but I will immediately notice if something is jacked up at wrongabout a girl's, hands or feet, and then they fucking they taking off the board. I've got a story that happened to merecently at a Retro Video Game Store, but yeah we're all the chick sang yeahsure. Well, oh o O at it's a it's like. They have DVDs and a bunch of othercrap, but it has to do with feet and just the readiness it was just funny Iso there was this couple looking at like playstation three games orsomething- and I was on the Alb on the other side and I could see them through all thecracks and stuff because it's not like it's the wire shelves. anyways. I hearhim I'm not like looking at that, but I sure him go she's like hurry up pick a game and hegoes. I can't I'm distracted by your feet and I was like what and I kept hearinghim like hearing her go, Stop Stop. He was leaning down and touching your feetand stuff like sexually, and I can see this so. Finally, I'm like I mean Icouldn't see it very well, because you know it's got crap on the shelves I waslike. I got to see. What's going on so I kind of was Nosey walked around andit's a couple and maybe he's just having fun with her out in public, butshe had sandals on and they were gross feet yeah. They were like start, notthat I'm a foot person at all. But that's I don't know this guy wasdefinitely a foot person. Okay and it was. It was a really bizarre he's justlike I can't pick i'mminent your feet or whatever he said, and it was just idon't know i mean you said the he got sexual with the feat there he was. Hewas like cleaned down and she kept going. Stop up. That's why i was like igot to go see what these feet. Look like, i mean come on, like i'm intrigueleading down. Isn't you know implicitly sexual? I was thinking, maybe like he.He had like a fucking thing, a ready whip there somebody send, what's he doing hemaking a fucking banana split over there like he was just like rubbing ovenslike he was it looked like he was lean down looking at the bottom shelf atgames. He was just like caressing them and it was a she's like stops. Okay, sothe feet were not good looking, they were jacked up right, so they must havelike a bad toe nails or just stubby. Looking toes right, they were just theywere just stubby like little yeah. I don't know just there was nothingspecial about. I mean again, i don't have a foot fetish or anything, somaybe they were great feet and i just don't have that a point of reference artake yeah yeah yeah. So i was just like a those are stubby little feet andsandals. I don't know. Well you know an what about the guy himself. Did he looklike i don't know a functioning member of society, or was he a little little weird yeah? I mean on a yeah. It's tough call because ididn't like stick around and hang around to see like him walking aroundand you know anything else. I just wanted to see this weird exchange thatwas going on at the retro gaming store. Well, that's definitely a strange place forthis to occur in the first, but i mean where is a normal spot for that? Iguess you know. Well i...

...i don't want this all to be about. Idon't know what i will get off on those. I did have that yeah that it was a. Itook a friend out. I think we talked about this a long long time ago. I hadn't seen her in years and years.It wasn't a date, but a guy at the bar, like all, ended up taking her shoes offand was rubbing her feet and like he was like i'll suck your toe and justlike being real, weird and stuff and he's a guy knew. I was like a that'sfuck d man, fucking weirdos uh. You just never know right. So, if you're listening to theshow right now in a public place, you get you your buds and look to your left.Look your right that fucking motherfucker a person nextto you is probably really fucking bizarre and you us don't know what theylooking at. Like look at that guy's wearing a tie suit. Was he a businessman going to go? Fucking buy high, sell. Lo, look at him. Yea he's got the ducepaper briefcase yeah. Well, he likes fucking gerbils in his ass to know, but that speaks even further to theinternet. Now, because you know i've gone on record multiple time saying, ithink the internet is ruined. It was a beautiful idea and a wonderful toolthat we just ultimately turned into a big pile of heap and shit because wecould have shared and communicated and done so many glorious things with it.Instead, we just decided to focus on you know, fucking being dick heads andcat videos, and you know whatever just basically mindless. You know, entertainment todistract ourselves and now. Misinformation is something that icannot stand, but it has become the greatest campaign in human historythanks to the internet, and i don't use facebook. I do use acouple other social media outlets and i even sometimes have to stop myselfbecause i can scroll and crow and i'm like no they're going to win. When i dothis, they are winning and i am failing at life and i'm not achieving thingsduring the day that i could really you know benefit from rather than justfucking staring at someone fucking talking about their trip to the olivegarden. You know what i mean, but you've been banned from facebook. Is i kicked on a book you're an enemy,a state. It's always for stupid reasons, thoughi mean it's, not i'm not a hateful person. I don't think i am anyways thelast my last band. I was telling you off recording him in a go that i gotbanned for bullying myself. Some hard ass old man was trying to talk shit tome because of my views on life. Don't match his and he was coming at me withsome weak ass material. So i decided i'd give him all the material he neededto properly make fun of me and i got banned for bullying myself. Your kicking your own ass right, i meanwas this. Was this thing about freedom? Was this about mask mandates and coronavirus is the kind of post? I don't. I don't even argue with those peopleabout that stuff, because, honestly, i don't care, i'm vaccinated, i'm good togo. If i have, i feel that i have a better chance atsurviving if i get ovid or anything like that, so and whatever survival ofthe fittest right well, we're at that point. Here's when for you topsey now,like i love it. When i see people say, oh, i don't know. What's in it, i'm notputting that in my body. I don't know what the fuck is in it. I bet you ifyou ask any of those from fucking guys, like hey off the top of your head, tellme the ingredient, it er in a beer, what it says in the set of a beer canand they like water and they'd fumble and stumble andfucking bumble all over the place, and i mean beers is basically like fuckingthree ingredients right, but still they'd fucking not be able to do it.They just be lost, yet you know because it's violating their freedoms. Oh all of asudden, i can't put that in my body or righ. If i do what the government tellsme all right, if i allow them to force...

...me into a vaccine what's next, what else they going toforce me to do? I don't know karen force you to pay your fucking taxeslike what the fuck you know. I mean i can't get over all these peoplerallying against and listen. There's a part of me that almost understands,because i used to be a young, rebellious, human being too, but then common sense kicks in you gowell. You know the argument sounded betteruntil i heard the other people making the argument, you know what i mean andthen you go yeah every we're still a bunch of idiots and we're all on theinternet. Fucking mingling is a huge peach. We dish of just fucking morons and i'm one of them again. I wasstill like fucking. We just fuck that up on when i was younger before i reallyknew what the internet was, because it was a thing before i realized it was athing was from the cable guy. The movie, thecable guy when jim carry, is on the satellite dish and he's got the bigspeech about like you'll, be able to play mortal combat with your friendsand vietnam or, like you, said something like that. You'll be able toorder groceries online like it was like. Oh, the internet is so big and likeit's going to be so powerful and then you're right, we're bickering about stupid shit. Were we just use it todivide each other and just fucking piss everybody off really. I mean, if youthink about like all the potential things like. I guess, the cable guyjust said play mortal combat with someone in vietnam would probably bepretty fucking dope ordering groceries online is pretty rad. I love the onlineshop and i'm so old. Now, just the other day, i found a really good dealon something for my kid's birthday. I was like well i'm seven like half yeah, totally high five to nobody. Ifucking did it yeah, you know what i mean so yeah, but yeah. It's just. I wonder sometimes,because you know me and you we both create stuff and then we go on and wetry to promote things and engagement is a really tough nut to crack right, ohyeah, for sure, and that's something that someone puts their time, sweateffort. You know everything into, and most people like, okay, well great, youknow. If i'm going to listen to it, i'm still not going to talk to you about itor i'm not going to give you prosper. I pay you for it or anything else likethat, but the moment it something political or something that could be.You know being timely. Now with like a health crisis, everybody has to hop onand engage, you know and give their fucking two cents on everything, andit's just like come on man. What is going on and can we ever fix it? Can weever change the internet and reform it to a point where no, not trying to sayit's all positivity, because i don't want that. I think people's opinionsare ver very valuable. Everybody has a right to have one okay now to spread it.That's a different matter, probably entirely, but still, if someone'ssaying they like a movie, i'm just going to use this for an example,because it is a very popular thing on social media and other people, like ihate that fucking movie. Okay! Well, guess what this is discourse we canhave within reason: okay, as long as you're, not fucking. You know coming tomy house and fucking smashing me in the balls with a sledge hammer over it. Idon't care you can like this movie until kingdom. Come you're, not hurtinganybody by liking a movie right right, but if you get somefollowers and you're doing content you're like well, don't fucking! I don't know, follow i'm justgoing to use this. I know i know this is tired as shit. So i apologize, butit's the first thing popping into my head, but ignore stop signs. You know when you're driving, that'shurting people, you know i mean so because people are going to listen toit right and they can say. Oh yeah, this person there they're my purse andthere my guy they're, my social media. Whatever i follow them, i must do whatthey say, o the light, the light, but...

...you know this this ever going to changeand if we did try to reform it, wouldn't that be fucked up to, becauseyou don't necessarily want to censor people, but yet you want to stop thedangerous comments or thoughts or beliefs thatare being spread on the internet right. You know i was thinking about this, how it's we've gotten to a weird time.We're ideas have changed like because of theinternet at one point in time you are a true patriot and i don't want to wantto go down that road, but your true patriot, if you did what was best foryour country and like a lot of people, would be like no like. Why aren't youasking questions like? Why are we going to war? Why are we doing this? Now?People are over asking questions on certain things like vaccines and what not like you can givethem all the data now and there they're like no, no, no, no. I still have moreand more more and more more questions and it's, i think, that's the problemis that no one is satisfied with the answer. So now now it's okay to askmore and more questions until they're satisfied with with an answer, so idon't think that you can't reform it. You can't youcan't go back and because now people are starting conversations about things which we didn't have twenty years ago,even like awareness can be a raised because everyone does have a voice.Well, okay to me. So let me stop you there for a second, because i find thatvery interesting people aren't satisfied with the answers we live in atime and age and i'm sure this happened throughout the history of man. It'sjust now because, yes, thanks to the internet, we were so densely populatedin this cyber world, where you could be shown someone who dies of something orsomeone who is sick with something, and i again i'm using coved all the timehere, but i mean it's just timely and it's relevant right and people can seethat right in front of the fucking face and they go. No, i don't believe it. Nothat's a hoax! That's not real! Okay! Well, let me put you in the room withthis person. Oh well! No! No, i'm not buying it! It s! It's not! Legit! I'mnot satisfied! I'm not! No! I'm not going to believe this because they willstand by a belief system, and this is why i i, when i wish nate, was here too,because nate would just be like the catholic church, but it's kind of like a relatabletalking point. The still people will just fucking go to their own graves,believing in something whether or not it's true, because they dug their heelsin. So god damn deep that it's just easier to follow thisall the way into the fucking furnace. That admit that you were wrong. I thinkit has it's a huge matter of pride. I think people are too proud to be wrong and i think that's, i honestly thinkthat's the one of the main problems with the internet in general. Is peopledon't know how to be wrong? I love the the older crowd. That's like. Oh.Everyone gets a participation trophy but they're the ones that are too proudto be like. Well, maybe maybe i'm wrong. It's always the people that are like.Oh everyone gets a participation trophy, but bah bah like bitches about, likeyou, know, everyone being fucking, fair sports and whatever are the same onesthat are too proud to be like it, no matter what you show them d n t, that'sjust what i've seen i'm probably way fucking wrong, but it just seems likethose are the same kind of people that just can't they can't admit defeat theparticipation trophy people. Well, maybe that's it! No, i'm not fullyrelating to that, but i can kind of see where you're coming from with it, wherein that's kind of almost where it started some of the discussion wherepeople were just fucking getting really nutty on stuff- or maybe i recentenough still where i can remember, is maybe like a jumping off point where somany people were just getting furious...

...about that kind of stuff when itdoesn't even really matter like there's a kid on a soccer team in some fuckingrandom, i don't know kansas. May you got a fucking participation, trophy andyou're. You know over and fucking half the world away. You like garbed. Thisis the fucking problem with society and you like who gives a fuck. They justgave a kid, a piece of plastic. It's a good job. You know a job for doing something.Instead of just sit on your ass yeah, well, yeah whatever, but but that's thething is like: oh no, we only winners get rewarded, yeah. Well sure i getthat because that pushes you to do better. I get that idea, but you didn'tget the first place trophy. That's but it's those people that that can't be agood sport about something that are the ones that usually are theones that just there's no chic, i'm open. You tell me something that willchange my mind about anything like let's talk about it, let's figure itout. You might change my mind yeah well,because i'm open minded to whatever you bring to the table yeah. You know,there's a thing, though early ron, we're talking about targeted ads rightfor you with bands. For me for some reason making fox, i don't know why iswear to go and i'm out looking at that shot in the internet. People, but youknow we're also targeted narratives are happening to us all the time. This isthe same thing if you turn on the news, and you see, politicians and each inevery fucking politician repeats a line. You know, oh this joe bidens, adictator next politician, a republican or whatever joe bides, a dictator. Youknow they sent out the fucking memo. You know i mean where this is thetalking point. This is what we're going to do. It's like the fifteen or minimum wage. What's the problem with that there'smany studies that show it could be successful. Other countries do it. Wecan implement it here and they be less poverty in our own country, yet becauseit would hurt the bottom line, for you know, wealthyo folks, theycreate these narratives, put it out there on the internet. So you get a guywho's, fucking working at walmart, living off a oodles and noodles, butyou tied that narrative into something that he might be more sensitive aboutit, whether it's race or you know whatever the case may be, and so, eventhough he could benefit from that fifteen dollar minimum wage he's goingto be the same guy tweeting or you know, rage, fucking, internet ing. I justsaid that wrong, but you get my drift he's just fucking his fingers aremoving on the god. Damn fucking, you know phonorecord, there said oh reasoneminimum wage would destroy the economy or would you be and he's got noeducation? He doesn't know, like i said, he's making fucking minimum wage rightnow wally world, but that's the thing that they that that's what happens withthe internet is that we are targeted for so many things. Our data. This issomething that we're discussing off air today. Talking about, i had a co workerof mine many years ago, who told me cvs cards and the shopping cars were badand i thought he was insane because he was a very eccentric human being tobegin with, but still my what's the harm in me. Saving this twenty cents onan arizona ice t will to him he's like dude they're, getting your information,and it's not it's not yours any more. The moment that you do something theyown it. That data doesn't belong to you anymore and they're, going tocapitalize on it they're going to monetize it and become rich off of it.Everything this guy, fucking, said came, came to be. He was reas right. He mayhave smelled like onions back in two thousand and three, but fucking i'll,be damn this fucking guy. He knew he punched that ticket way back when andthat's what we do now too. It's like we're on the internet and we like. Oh,i want to look at this article or something oh, except cookies, acceptthis or if you want to sign up for a charter or a spectrum or whateverinternet, you can accept these terms and conditions, and all of it is you pay us. So we can keep making moneyoff of you, your information and every...

...little fucking piece of data that wecan collect of you and your family, but we're cool with it that we don't. Weknow my everybody loves signing that dot on godelin without ever looking atthe small print, but here's the other thing there's no alternative to that right. So, if you don't do it,you don't get this, can you live without it, especially nowin this day an time could you imagine, told me for one minute living out inthe fucking middle of nowhere actually know what scratch that imagine livingin the middle of somewhere and having no internet access. Couldyou do that? Could you survive not any more because i'm so dependenton listening to podcast, listening to music, downloading new stuff, watchingnet porn porn and sure all that good yeah? No, i'm so dependent like? Iwould go crazy. I know so many people are like, oh, that that would just bethe lot now as soon as you lose all your conveniences, because that's themain key is everything is so convenient. I can. I can order a trenis rex costume right now, i'm goingto say about fit at you. You just stopped yourself yeah. I can order atransfers, but i at appropriate on brand but yeah like it the modern day,conveniences of just everything being at the your finger tips. So they canhave my info to know that i, like metal, music and that's going to be mytargeted ad. I can live with that, i'm completely fine with them, knowing that so you're kind of cookies, i'm okay yeah,like i said i find a lot of great bands because of it, and i don't have much tocomplain about, except now i own too many vinals or whatever you know, tshirts. Well, that's funny! I mean you know you just probe something so retrolike now. I owned too many vinyl records thanks to the internet, yeah where i could just download thesongs anyway, but i got to have that piece of plastic and which is somethingi can relate to is a collector. Well, it's a collector thing but hear me out spotify downloads and plays don't payout to the artist as much as buying their physical. So a cd is nice and all, but a vinyllike. If you love that record you can frame it. You can listen to the vinyl.If you want there's a lot, i feel like it's just a cooler piece to have than acd and a lot of bands are doing cassette tapes. Now i don't la thecassette tapes, i like monal tho. It's a big wet foot. You like sellingcassette tapes, as so many bands. It's so stupid. I don't know where? Couldyou even find a tape player? Now i mean good will well yeah. I totally i boughta v vcr at good will, but i mean well not good. Will specifically, i won'tget ritually lost in the weeds on that. But good will is a fucking scam buthate but yeah at a pawn shop or whatever thrift shop go find stuff. Iguess i but yeah cassette. I mean i'm kind of tempted to look online right now on amazon to see what aconsoler actually goes so slit not just release the wi. They had a twenty yearanniversary of the iowa album and they had cassettes that they released. Solike big mainstream bands are doing it too. It's not just the crap. I listento all right. So i'm looking this up right now and just on jeff bezos is selling cd boom boxeswith cassette players for a reasonable price. Really i mean thirty five bucksand he not like great brands like sony hereis like sixty dollars, but i color me shocked. I am amazed that these wouldeven still be manufactured and sold in this manner. So this cassettething you have opened my eyes to how strange and what is old is never trulygone. I guess because wow right here on...

...walmart app, you can get a personal, am fmradio cassette player. So just like one of the walkon kind of setups, you can get little boom boxeswith cd and cassette player. Yeah, that's a it's totally still. A thing isfunny how i just looked on amazon. You looked on a walmart, i mean it kind ofshows like for anybody. Who's been listening. This long end of the showyou may think. Oh dave is like some kind of fucking purist about theinternet where he's challenging toby for accepting cookies and doingwhatever i'm guilty. As anybody else, i mean i was once the guy who would notaccept smart speakers and things in my home because i'm like well your sky net.Here we go. This is how it all begins, but now i'm completely completelydependent on it. I mean i have a amazon all through my house. It turns out mylight, so it turns on my my robot vacuum. I mean i ask it to do, playthings all the time, but i will say this: i am always polite to the device. When i ask i always saythank you and i swear to god, and i did my kidhe's nine right and sometimes he'll yell at it, and he will play that.Madam, i don't do that and he's like why what's the matter,it's just a machine, i'm like no! No no some day those robot overlords willrise up and you know fucking trap us all and we'll be in cages and they'regonna, look at me, and they can say this guy. This guy right here is plonalways said. Thank you. So you know what just shock him in the tokes leavehis nuts alone. I'm going to say thank you again, as you know, and how it paid off. I amjust as susceptible to falling victim to being sucked into the world widewebs the inter webs as much as anybody else and in some cases, maybe even moreso so, but i still ask the questions right and that's the important thing isthat you accept you know. You know you realize it's a problem now you correcting it not necessarily,but you start asking questions about it. One thing i would add is like theasking the questions and all that, like we've been talking about. I think italso goes back to what you were. You had said something a minute ago aboutlike the people that they listen and more or less you said it without sayingit, but how people just parrot what they hear, no matter what the topic is,they will just parit anything. That's been said bytheir favorite show host of this or that whatever it is, the news, theradios or podcaster, look at joe rogan look at how many people take his advice on so many things andjoe rogans ot necessarily always right. You know or he's he's got his views and then they just become the views of.However, many thousands and hundreds of thousands of listeners he has- andthat's that happens a lot too willis and toby.I've said this many times before and i'll say a million times again is thatwe always want something for free. Okay, information is one of those things werein an anonymous. Meme suddenly becomes a point of someone's belief system onhow they think about a certain topic or subject, because, rather than do theresearch themselves they like well, this is in my face. It has to be true.I don't have to do any work to achieve. This quote: unquote knowledge. Thisisn't this. This is for me this and again it's like winning the lotteryright. We never! I can't fucking stress us enough. We allwant to win it right. We all want to live comfortably and never have toworry about money again. That is like the biggest dream for anyfucking person who walks upright to be comfy, happy whatever it can be, thesame for any fucking thing and that's...

...why i just fucking get sick to mystomach when i think about quand on followers who will not even know whosomeone is it could be anybody playing a joke on you, it doesn't even matter,but you like well guess what this is now what we are basing our entire lifearound, because it's here it's something that we we didn't have towork for. It's not something that you know whatever it's just something that we can easilylatch on to and make it ours and globe it and just be like yeah. Now wefucking believe everything this fucking post says or you know it's just on andon and on i mean fuck. Even the members of jamestown hadto fucking go down to africa to drink the coulait. Now it's just fucking oneclick away on your fucking computer, your laptop yeah. You know it's insane.I just i don't know man, i don't know. Well,thankfully, the internet does exist, so people can hear my smooth tones and myrampant a couple times a month here on the this, whatever i'm sick, o seeing theword internet, i'm sick, o saying the world word world wide web. I want tocome with a new word. Would you call the internet toby? Oh that's! I wastrying to think of it real quick yeah. I mean you know off the top of my head.I don't have anything good because, like the web, you know it's like aspider lab and it connects everything like it's such a solid name. You thinkso you think it's good. I just i don't know. Do you still type www into your browserwhen you look for something? No, i do. No, i'm not a camicia dot. Yeah no come on! That's just a waste oftime. I got to speed up the time you realized. You could stop doing that. Itwas like a couple days ago, some as like what the fuck are you doing likewhat i like? You need to fucking type www n n, more his fucking type, thename of the thing bing bang bome, like wow you're, like http, you're, aving, afor back from guns and roses. Oh yeah, i'm like take me to where i want to go.Take me down the paradise city yeah man yeah, so i was surprised the internethas advanced so far that i can just skip. You know basically that wholetriple thing yeah. I don't have a creative name for the internet either.I just be like call it bob yeah, the hop on bob, the search bobfor foot fetishes, hey, that's one thing to be thankfulfor the internet, all the new fetishes that people have now because of theinternet. You know, god bless the internet for federal. Ithink people already had him. I don't think it was like. I don't know all ofa sudden someone would i you know. I mean like it's not something a computergenerated like an ai, but it's funny when you definitely toby i'm startingto hop all over on this, but you've seen the things were like ai, creates astory or a. I creates a painting, painting or an obituary and is alwayslike the most ridiculous thing like we do stuff like face swaps and thingsthat make you go. Oh my god. This is so amazing or an algorithm can do this andthat and then the moment, fucking some's like oh- and this is ai painting,the mona lisa and you look at it and you go jesus. What the fuck is this.This is a disaster, we're a lot further away from that. You know fucking waragainst the robos, and i thought earlier so like imagine what kind of a fetishan ai would come up with it, be something like really weird likeplucking, a chicken or something but see that might be so say it's going tocome up with it and then it's like! Oh wait. You know what that gets, the the needle moving for whom you and not for me him. Chicken all i wassaying is like you've been. You have the exposure to things that you're likewait a minute. Oh yeah, people do this, wait, that's cool! So that's what i'msaying thank thank your god, whatever...

...god, all of them, yea for fetishes on the interne i was goingto say to like without the internet, you wouldn't havespeculators, which is something that's veryinteresting in the collecting world, because so many people everything's aswindle right, everything's a rip off. This is something i actually talked tomy son about all the time and another reason why i feel bad. I may be afailure as a father, i don't know because i'm filling his head with thiskind of stuff at such an early age, but i'm like hay, you see that commercial,it's a scam, they try to make it by and it's the same thing that i was likeebay. I remembr when ebay first came out, it was great. I was like findingdeals left and right, i'm like oh, how the fuck, how the fuck they selling itthis low. This is going to be worth way more. Yeah click by wo, and now it'slike nothing is cheap anymore, like everybody's manufacturing scenarios,the for a reason why this is worth more or how rare it really is, and you go all ebay s ruin. Now too,you know i mean like i and that's. I bring up speculators just becausesomeone wants it's almost like that narrative i discussed earlier. Some onewants something to be worth what it is, they will make it. So that is the case.You know they will fluff it up to the point where other people, without doingit again, their due diligence, will think. Oh, of course, that's worth ahundred dollars because this guy said so. It's also a place where you can. You can self inflate things. There wasthere's this case. It's not a case, but there's a situation that happened wherewhat do you call it a c got? Well, i call it a case because it's it's beentalk. Okay, now, i think into like talk up natural case like on ebay. You weretrying to buy no, no okays this this. This guy bought up a ton of copies ofthis game. Boy: game: okay, that was virtually worth nothing like two orthree bucks. If you saw it at any store, just a cheap ass game and he was juststock piling them, then, when he had a couple hundred or, however, a thousandof them or whatever he had, he started selling a on ebay for, like thirtybucks, a pop, because no one could find this game so that made other sellersput it up for thirty dollars a pop because they couldn't find these games,because this guy had bought so many copies of it and inflated it himself. Yeah. You know, though, when you thinkabout something like that that actually took some work, though it takes more. That's some supply anddemand right there, like this guy actually had to. I don't know if youknow what game it was off the top of your head, but let's just say it waslike paper boy i mean you had to physically go out andfind or even on the internet. You had to go, find all these copies of paperboy by them. Acquire them, then sit on a fucking fat stack of them. You knowand then your hands together, like mr burns, like i own, a whole bunch ofnothing, but now i'm going to make it and do something yeah and he did it. You know yes, a littlebit more impressive, i think than just like making up a story about something like,for example, in comic someone might say. Oh, this is the first appearance of so,and so was it really? No, but they're going to nip pick and get all fucking.You know in the nooks and crannies and be like well. These characters did appear togetherfor the first time here and that's the reason why i am speculating. This isthe first appearance of justice league dark and you go. What you know are youout of your mind? Are you crazy, you're just trying to raise a price? Twentyfucking dallas? You know they're, so the other day i got i'm not i'm not i'mnot a hole. Cogen fan at all, i'm a wrestling fan, but i'm not a wholecogan fan anyways. I found out that he has two appearances in marvel: comics,okay, as one as hole, cogan and then one as his real name, and i thoughtthat was really cool. So i went ahead and bought both of them because youknow...

...if his untimely demise happen. Hole. Cocan he's not a great person, but i will cash in on that as soon as it happensand be like first appearance and get rid of it, because i don't need it inmy collection, but i also notice that it has the first appearance. One of theissues has the first appearance of michael j fox and donald trump ouch, and i thought it would be funny if allthe comic book collectors bought up all those issues and then turn around tothe true patriots and said you need this comic. It's the first appearanceat donald trump that you know it has nothing to do with holcombe or anythingbut donald trump. If you're. True, a patriot, you want the first appearanceof donald trump in a comic book right but yeah. I don't know you. I don'tknow how to get that started. I don't know how to make money off this idea,but there there's somewhere where we can somehow scam the internet. Oh yeah,totally. We like here's a thing like the actually like capitalize on it,though you need to do with the dude did with the game boy games. You'll need tobuy them all up first, so you are basically like the exclusive retailer of these first appearances ofthe donald trump comic. You know what i mean because right now i be easy. Youcan just hop on twitter and hash tag. A couple things be like look at this andthen, of course, all those cultists that you just kind of referred to isthey want to be the true patriots, so would be like? Oh, oh, i've got i'vegot a fucking bronze skin boner. You know i mean like i need my fuckingtrump merchandise, because you know they do buy all that shit right. That'sthat's why i'm saying like you know, but you bet tack up the price, butthat's what i mean like you need to acquire them. First, to capitalize onall those fucking idiots right and i don't want to spend all that money onall these comics. That's why? What can you tell me? What comic was it?I'm looking it up right now, it's either marble comics presents number ofb forty five from volume, one or it's iron man, volume and well. When he s imean they made fun of them a lot in mad magazine and things like that for yearsas well. So we looking at reference of or first like drawn, who that's ee that i didn't get, butthe the trifecta that you can either have the first appearance of all cogan,michael j, fox or donald trump was the the selling poncarre. Well, okay, it itis the iron manager. You did just tell the fact: you're a big wrestling fan.You know i hate wrestling when i was a kid n, the eights i loved it, but yougrow up. You get older and you see yeah o you do ye whan miss that maso. I knowhol cogan's real name, you don't know his real name, terry balea, hers, alook at you go yeah i'll get you go. You are a true fan. He had to admit it in his gaker coryeah that fucking and he had well. I mean he didn't have to admit it.Everyone knew it, but you know the internet's been around and that'sanother thing that that's good for you on out wrestler's names, but he alsohad to say that the character whole cogan has a nine inch, dick terrybelita as a normal size, dick or he had say something really funny like alongthose lines. Wow wow yeah, you know as funny youactually say like. Oh, is grate interaneis great, so we can find outhow celebrities they rise and fall. You've heard aboutthe dude from greece right that nerdy guy he was like a nerd and like thoseearly es movies and stuff, like that, did you hear yeah the shit that hepulled? No, so this kind of ties into everything we'retalking about earlier in the show whether its thumbs fetishes or what have you he just real quick. His name is eddiedeesen, and this was got a lot of traction socials and everything. He washarassing a waitress because he was...

...lustful for her eye lashes and he would get angry when the serverwould come with his whatever the hell y ordered, i'm just going to say agrilled cheese without her signature eyelashes on so much so that she knew he was a psychopath and thatwhen cops were called, he fought with the police prior to his arrest. Now heis one freaky looking motherfucker. So if you, google, eddie deason, the new story might pop up first withhis mug shot, which is just absolute nightmare fuel. But you will recognizehim immediately. If you don't know the roles you're going to say: ohyeah, i saw that guy in whatever- or i remember him being so, and so you knowwhat i mean but bessie something this happened two days ago. Ithink it was a little longer than that than a couple days ago, but it it wasrecent i was liking. This is like an old storyyeah that picture of his moksha is yeah terrifyingly, that's fucking ashantis.I got this huge grin on his face. Like oh, my gosh he's like lil a me. I'mstill he's like he's doing the same thing like he do in the movies. It'sjust freaky, but he had his thing going on and ithas to be like make up and eyelashes and apparently he has a facebook pageand he wrote like a lengthy post. I actually heard about this on a separateradio show and they said that in his facebook post he was like writing aboutthe incident that he had with the server and just basically trying tojustify, like him being upset that she wasn't wearing her makeup. So you know, i don't know it yet again.People look around. Look to your left. Look. You right! Look up, look now andeverybody's a fucking freak well to add and to add to the internet andcelebrities and what not and wrestling real quick. So there was a a tag teamcalled the rockers sure and it was sean michael's and marty janette. Have youheard of the stuff that marty janette types on his facebook at all aboutterry, boulder or balea? It's it's real creepy stuff about, like it just gonolook at his facebook. If you have time, okay, talks about like relationshipswith his step, daughter that he raised made you sputter he's would othere's ai don't i don't want to be. I don't want to accuse of anything and go oper.He's a fucking later, no he's a pervert he's got she as he should be fuckinglocked up, throw away the key he's a fucking diddler. What i was about tosay, though, is like sometimes you can really see the downfall of yourfavorite celebrities, not that marty ganete was my favorite of any, but,like you know, or look at the whole cogan thing when he got caught withsaying the stuff he was saying and the sex tape and what not like you, really, i don't know i may be the innetts. Not so great. Youlose a lot of your heroes. This is true and i think that's a great way to closeout today's show too, because how much are we now desensitized to ludicrous an outrageous behaviorthat we probably in the past? We would have condemned to the point where in icannot support that person anymore. I cannot even watch things i used toenjoy with them in any more, but now like so many fucking ridiculous.Outlandish acts have happened to the point we're almost like i'm. Okay, withthis, like you know, the line is moved. You know what i mean yeah, it's notit's not where it was fifteen twenty thirty years ago nowit's definitely moved because i mean whole cogan. We all know he wasdropping in bombs and being salacious and everything elselike that, but how many people still wear holcome a t shirts and it's likeno big deal like i saw someone wearing...

...a hole, omani t shirt. You know like.Oh you fucking support that shit piece of garbage human extra excrement. Nowhe's got this guy he's got something for the s he's yeah yeah. You knowsaying his prayers and his vitamins. That's how people defend it too, thatit's like well, i know he did something bad, but i really liked him growing upand it's the same with musicians like i know this music right now, there's abig thing on rick flare. They have the show called dark side of the ring wherethey talked about like shitty things, wrestlers an and i wasn't a woman, aplayers under fire, womanizer yhe, basically, the from what the storysounds like he sexually assaulted, a woman on an airplane and the entire all,and this was like in some early two sands and like everyone was just like.Oh that's, just recklar, it's a joke and a lot of people are like demonizing.Well, demonizing him as he should be, and also people that came to hisdefense on that show one of the wrestlers being tommy dreamer, he'slike they had to take him off his current he's currently on a differentwrestling program and they had to suspend him because of his comments onthat show defending well yeah. It was a different time. It was a joke. Was thename of the show again behind the ropes or dark side of the ring, wol yeah, i'mgoing to start one called behind the ropes. I might do the same thing, i'mgoing to copy the format copiere and how much he has used.Parents, the animal abuse and wrestling in theis, must have been fucking rampant. Can you imagine like jake, the snack andfucking like everybody had to have like a gimmick? I mean someone's, evenprobably beating up on the junkyard dog jimmy super fly, snog abuse, coconuts.You know, i mean like something i don't know. I have used, flies yeah yeah,it's just like wow, but i mean if you salted a woman on a plane, you can'tfucking go wear like a feathered. Fucking beat home well and a lot of people are trying todefend it. If, like, oh that's, just his character, he's got to stay incharacter. What southern s yeah lhat s, what i'm saying people are trying todefend it, and i don't know. Maybe maybe it's a good thing. Maybe that'sthe good thing of the internet is we're calling out shit heads when their shitheads- i couldn't even think of the word boa it like two seconds ago, and ijust talked about jake- is o. You can't wear a fardas, i'm like. What's thatword boa ninety! Well, you don't have a bunch of boas ofdifferent colors at your house. Thinking about someone like macho manwho just abused like like natty ice on an airplane. That's all he did somedamage to some cans. You know fucking yeah, but rick flarr,y's out there fucking, you know grabbing touching squeeze and fuckingwhatever he does. But everybody goes wood. It's all okay, but we all knowabout this story now, because of the internet and because of behind theroofs yep, thank god for their fucking hard hitting exposes. Thank you by iscreated by david shilts property, david chill's enterprises, two thousand andtwenty one people o yeah. So all right, topest. I think we got tohit the road here. What do you say? Yeah you know i do want to apologize tothe people out there, w t, there's no nates notes because nate's not here, so i think in his stead. I will justscat. What do you think yeah? You think i should scat right now.Just too much pressure keep e skiing, a boo o you topso the heat off me man! Now i go, i don't have to do. It istotally going to fucking just like free ball it to, but you toby's on the caseit toby takes care of it. Yeah well, scat could have gone a different way.That's why i wanted to clarify which scat we were talking about to bears. Well, i mean e. There is a...

...genre on the adult websites. First, ai'm so happy that you know about this. You know earlier you're trying to be alittle political about it. You like! Well, i mean people have their thingsand i don't know about them all. But now you like the the more and more wediscuss it. The more you reveal that you do know. I know a thing or twoabout a thing or to what am otheah to that's what you want to call it. I think i'm totally calling the cops now,i'm fucking, i'm not doing it don do that. You hear the sirens, don't evenbother trying to run just submit trust me. My fat ass is not re,probably fetish right there. Some ones like us want to be arrested in my own house. That's all i wantturns me, o, probably anyway anyway, so i do want to think each and every oneof you for taking the time to check out our humble little program today,virtual hugs, for all of you, i am dave that is toby and we are missing younate, and this has been the selling out show. I.

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